>"Why exactly did you drag us here Anon?"
>Heartbeat stares at you with mild confusion slash boredom on her itty bitty bat filly face
>"Yeah and with such hurry, is this one of those things mommy's going to be pissed about if she finds out?"
>Fairylights flicks her ear nonchalantly 
"It might."
>Heartbeat and Fairylights both let out a groan, and Heartbeat adds an eye roll to it before replying
>"Not something dumb with outfits again?"
>You hold up a finger
"Now hol' up little fillies those were pure artistic genius"
>Now Fairylights rolls her eyes as well
>"Mom said they were trash"
"Well your mom does not have a good taste in clothing"
>Heartbeat shakes her head
>"Nah they're pretty, yours are just weird"
>Fairylights looks around in boredom
>"Can't you just give us the candy you'll give us anyway while telling us to not say a word of whatever dumb thing you came up with?"
>"Yeah we could just be on our way and tell it to our mom to get you in trouble again"
>You shake your head
"Whatever happened to those two cute little fillies with their eyes so full of wonder, always happy and excited to see what I might have come up with?"
>"You just come up with dumb things"
>You rub your temple as Heartbeat gives Fairylights a little poke on the side, congratulating her for what she just said
"Let's just hurry this along, we're going to take a bath together"
>Now both of the fillies look at you cautiously and take a step back
>"Wait that sounds like it's something forbidden"
>Heartbeat nods
>"Yeah mom would definitely say no to that"
>You feel a headache coming
"It's not like I am aiming to molest you two, I just..."
>They both tilt their heads to the side in unison
>"You just..?"
>"Hmm?"
>You let out a sigh
"I saw an anime where a guy was giving a bath to his very younger relatives and it was cute and stuff and wanted to experience something like that"
>Fairylights scratches her head and speaks up, drawing Heartbeats attention to her
>"Isn't that something you should do once you have kids of your own?"
>Heartbeat nods
>"Yeah, and not with other ponies fillies, isn't that kind of creepy?"
"Do either of you honestly think I could achieve that?"
>They both look at one another, deep in thought
>"Well I guess, I mean mom read a story about a frog finding love, and you're green..."
>Fairylights interrupts Heartbeat
>"Wait didn't the frog turn into a handsome stallion when he was kissed?"
>They both look at you again and Fairylights points at you
>"Do you really think that would turn into a handsome stallion?"
>Heartbeat cringes
>"Uhhh..."
>You give the two fillies a sour look
"Well at least you two are being honest. But really I have a whole bath drawn and I poured a whole bottle of funny bubbly foam making shampoo in there that smells like, well I dunno but it's good"
>Heartbeat's ears go flat for a moment
>"Wait whole bottle? You're not supposed to use that much, that's too much foam"
>You walk over to the door to the bathroom
"Nonsense, loo-"
>And when pulling it open a torrent of foam bursts out and spreads all over the hallway
>The two fillies take flight and avoid touching any of it as you emerge from the sea of foam
"Well this has failed greatly"
>Both of them nod as you climb out of the foam and wipe your face into your hand
"The candies are in the kitchen and I trust you two know the way out by now, will you be sharing this with your mom?"
>Both of them nod
>"Yeah"
>"Yup"
"Great, I'll prepare for her to stomp into my house all angry again, maybe arrange some kind of a dumb surprise for her"
>"Like the time you laid on the sofa with rose petals all over the place?"
"Yeah Heartbeat, something like that"
>"Or that time when you put on a banana costume and told her that there is no Anon here, only banana?"
"That is in fact one of my more prouder achievements Fairylights, it's nice that you remember that. Well then, run along while I clean up this bubble apocalypse, bye you two"
>You wave them goodbye and they do the same before heading off to your kitchen for their bribes that never work
>"Bye weird uncle Anon"
>"Yeah bye weirdo"
>You turn around and start heading into the foam to shut the shower off while the two fillies exit your house
"Watching anime is such a slippery soap"
>A random Sheldon Cooper appears from within the foam and yells out "Bazoopa" before sinking back in as the laugh track plays