>Be the toughest guard mare in the whole prison; Cookies ‘n’ Cream >But ponies just call you cookies >You’ve been assigned to the new guy >“Anonymous” the card says >You can hardly believe what he’s in here for! >Insulting princess Celestia! >How such rudeness can exist is something you don’t want to think about >But that’s what rehabilitation facilities like this are all about! >“Maximum security prison” is just what it’s called on paper >You wouldn’t want somepony to have to come back to jail! >But this “Anonymous” guy is supposed to be pretty scary >When the warden came to get you she said that her enthusiasm didn’t faze him! >How could that be?? >She never fails to cheer you up and get you excited! >That’s why she runs the place, you know >What could such a rude grump like? >And why do you have to deal with him… *Sigh* “Let’s get this over with” >You make your way to his room >The plaque hasn’t come in yet, so he’s still got a number >Let’s see….. 007 >…. >Aaannd…. >Here we are! >Corner room in the second building, first floor >What a lucky one >Time to knock on the- *CRASH* >That came from his room! >And it doesn’t sound good! >Did something fall?! >It could have hit the poor colt! >You rush into the room “Inmate Anonymous! Are you injured in any way?!” >You wildly look arou- >Er, you scan the room for damage >You see a shattered bedside lamp >And inmate Anonymous >He whips over to stare at you >But that wasn’t why you stopped dead in your tracks >His hand had a shard of glass stuck in it! “Inmate! You’re hurt!” >You rush to his side, grabbing his hand “We need to get you to Nurse Honey Heart!” >That snaps him out of wherever he was >“The nurse? What’s-… oh. Lead the way” >And that’s exactly what you do >You check every few seconds to make sure the poor colt can keep up >When you finally make it to the nurse’s office, you knock on the door “Nurse Honeyheart it’s an emergency! An inmate has an ouchie!” >Honey Heart opens the door immediately >“An ouchie? That’s sounds serious! Come right in!” >Poor colt >He might… >Honey Heart just pulled the glass out of his hand >He just twitched >And smiled! >What’s with this colt?! >“Thanks nurse. Got a bandaid for that?” >“Right here Anonymous” >“Thanks” >He puts it on his hand >He flexes it a bit >Then he turns to you >“So were you escorting me to dinner? I don’t know where to go…” >This colt >What is he? >That ouchie broke the skin! >Any other pony would have been in tears! “Y-yes. Right this way Anonymous!” >Smooth >Maybe you can ask him how he got so tough. >N-not like you weren’t even tougher! >No ouchie or boo boo will stop you! *Trip* >Oooooooooooow! >Your nose! >Don’t cry, don’t cry! >You’re the toughest mare! >Be anon >After your shower, you had decided to take a nap >And holy fuck was the bed comfortable >You can barely remember falling asleep >But you wish you hadn’t >As with every night for the past week, you relive the literal torture you were put through >The scars carved into you, the endless taunting >And just like every time, the dream ends with your voice ran out, and the chains holding you down breaking “…!” >You try to shout something as you shoot out of bed >Your right hand flies out and smashes the lamp next to your bed >Completely shattering it >You don’t look over though >The dream is still fading away >Leaving the feeling of not getting a good sleep >And the memory of how you took your freedom >The adrenaline pumping just like it did that day >But someone walked into the room >Completely distracting you >“Inmate Anonymous! Are you injured in any way?!” >Huh? >You look to the source of the voice to see a guardspony >“Inmate! You’re hurt!” >The little pony runs to your side, and tugs on you by the wrist >“We need to get you to Nurse Honey Heart!” “The nurse? What’s-… oh.” >Finally, you look over at your hand >That’s when you realize it hurts >It has a glass shard just barely stuck in your palm >Better get that checked “Lead the way” >The guard mare takes off down the halls >Honestly surprising you >You could walk at your normal pace to keep up! >Usually you have to slow down with your height difference and huge stride >As you walk along your thoughts wander again >How long will you have these nightmares? >You hated thinking about it >You just wish you could put it all behind you >The only thing that calms your nerves is knowing that you made sure it couldn’t happen again >Finally you arrive at the nurses office >“Nurse Honeyheart it’s an emergency! An inmate has an ouchie!” >… >An ouchie? >What is this, weenie hut junior? >“An ouchie? That’s sounds serious! Come right in!” >Really? >Weenie hut prison >You must be in weenie hut prison >The guard that lead you here is sitting to the side looking adorably concerned for you >The nurse just inspects your hand, then pulls out the shard >On reflex you twitch some fingers >Looks like it wasn’t in too deep after all “Thanks nurse. Got a bandaid for that?” >“Right here Anonymous” “Thanks” >You place it on the shallow little cut >Opening and closing your hand doesn’t hurt, so it looks like you’re all clear >Then you remember why the mare was sent to you in the first place >Food! >Food is always good “So were you escorting me to dinner? I don’t know where to go…” >“Y-yes. Right this way Anonymous!” >Hmm >Guess you caught her [spoiler]off guard[/spoiler] >Then she trips on her way out >… >Daawwwww >She’s trying to stay tough! >Say what you will, but ponies are freaking adorable End for tonight I’m tired. All I need now are shenanigan ideas for the lunchroom. [spoiler]Should I rip off Mythd and get someone to try stuff like insults, thinking that will make anon run and cry? [/spoiler] See you guys in the morning [spoiler]enjoy[/spoiler]