Deaf Row
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1 Chapter 1
2 Chapter 2
3 Chapter 3
4 Chapter 4
Chapter 1[edit]
>You are Anon.
>Apparently climbing a ladder without safety training has lead you to prison.
>Explanation?
>It's against the law to put an endangered species... well...In danger. Since you are the only human in Equestria you were defaulted onto that list.
>Now, the courts has ruled that you putting your self at risk has lead to the breaking of that said law.
>This has lead you to death row, fucking hypocrites.
>Or 'deaf row' they keep saying as you were sentenced.
>The equestrian accent is weird.

>You tried asking Celestia for an appeal, but once again the law reared its ugly head. Convicted criminals are not allowed to set foot within the castle perimeters. 
>Fucking great.
>Even you solicitor bailed on you during the court case, so there no way of contacting him also.
>That's the last time you trust someone who does it for free.
>So right about now, you are shitting yourself.
>It isn't the dying part that's worrying you.
>You done that shit before, as that's how you got here.
>Your worrying because if you die here, you could end up back to earth.
>The IRS would rape you if you magically came back 'Alive'

>"Anon Y Mous?"
"Here."
>"Here what?"
>A stallion in a prison guard outfit stands before you with a list.
>You sigh.
>It feels like your back in school.
"Here - Sir."
>"Drop the attitude Anon."
>The guard open's the cell door and ushers you inside.
>Looking around the room, you couldn't call it a cell.
>There are two queen size beds with thick quilts and mattresses.
>A mini fridge.
>And a pearl white on suite bathroom with shower and bath included.
>Damn, you would pay money to stay in a room like this.

>"This is you cell Anon. I hope you will enjoy your stay."
>The guard turns to leave.
>"Oh an why don't you meet your cell friend. Happy Days."
>As right on cue a Pegasus mare walks into your cell.
>She has a bright yellow mane that been slightly ruffled with a dull light red coat.
>Probably a 6/10

>Being a mixed sex prison did surprise you.
>You guess everyone is going to die here anyway.
>So why would they care what we do to each other.

>You hear the cell door clank shut.
>Sunny days trots over to her bed and sprawls out across it.

>"So your my new cell friend huh?"
"I guess so. The name's Anon."
>You walk over to the spare bed and lay on it.
>She seems pretty calm for being here.
>Must of been waiting for a while, must of come to terms with things.
>You start to hope that she don't preaching to you about religious bullshit.

>"So what are you in for?"
>Huh, straight to the point then.
"Endangering an endangered species."
>"Wow, that's hardcore." 
>You wasn't sure she was being sarcastic or no.
>She does look legitimately awed by it.
"uhhh...you?"

>"Graping fillies and colts."
>...
>wut.
>Great she's a child rapist.
>You shuffle in your bed uncomfortably.
>And she thought your crime was bad.


>She looks over at you with a devious smile.
>The sick fuck.
>"Ah yes, there was a food fight that got out of hoof. I hid in the bush and started graping any foal who crossed my path..."
>You try and listen through her think Equestrian accent.
>Pronouncing a 'G' on rape is a little weird.
>But you gotten used to the dialect here.
>"...Well then the town guard caught me with several fillies covered in my grape juices."
>Jesus christ stop!
>You feel like you are going to vomit.

>"Took them days to wash all the stickiness from their fur."
>You look blankly at her not knowing what to think.
>"I guess you wondering why was that a crime?"
>She's insane.
>Happy Days shuffles in the bed.
>"Well a small filly got some juices in her eyes. Poor thing couldn't see properly for rest of the day, I was charged for assault. Her parents had good lawyers."

"You're sick."

>Happy Days looks at you with a confused expression with a hint of hurt.
>"It was only bit of fun."
>Fun?
>You feel your anger rise.
"How is raping young fillies fun!?"
>You practically scream at her.
>"...Whats rape?"
"Dont play dumb with me. You know unconsensual sex."
>Happy now looks like she's going to vomit.
>"You think I was having unconsensual sex with foals?"
"Yes, you described it to me, you fucking sicko."
>Tears starts forming in her eyes.
>"Please don't swear at me..who would ever do such a thing..I...I was only throwing grapes at them."
>Your thoughts freeze in their tracks.
>Wut...
Chapter 2[edit]
"Errr...shit, I'm sorry..."
>Now you feel awful.
"I misunderstood what you were saying."
>You let out a nervous chuckle.

>Happy Days has shuffled to the far side of her bed.
>"Why do you keep swearing at me! I done nothing to you."
"What? Shit? Shit isn't much of a..."
>The mare flinches every time you swear.
>You let out a long breath.
"Okay, lets start again. I think we got off on the wrong foot."

>The mare slowly nods.
"So..."
>You glance around the room trying to think of a topic.
>"What are you anyway..."
>Happy Days asks in a timid voice.

"Me? I'm a Human and no I do not eat ponies."
>That's normally the next question.
>"Oh...ok..."
>The pegasus flares her wings and relaxes.
>"I have to say you are strange. Like how do you eat or even see without a face?"
"Errr I do have a face, I eat with my mouth and see with my eyes."
>This mare is weird.
>What kind of question was that.
>She continues to stare at you looking for you eyes and mouth.
>She even looks lower down your body to find it.
"I'm wearing a mask..."
>Jeeze haven't she seen a green morph mask?
>You tuck you fingers under your mask and pull up gently revealing your chin.
"See."
>"Oh...it that a human thing?"
"More of a sub-cultural thing. The warden wanted me to remove it at first, but quickly told me to put it back on after slipping in a puddle."
>The mare giggles behind a hoof.
>That's way too cute.
>"I Would've loved to see that."
"Yeah, she was really embarrassed. Poor thing went beet red. Kinda smelled funny too."

>Both of you laughed.
>Here you both are in death row laughing.
>Who would've thought.

"How long you been on the row for?"
>The mare stops and thinks.
>"About two days."
"Oh not long then."
>"Not long!? I've been here for the longest."
>Damn they must go through their executions fast.
>Back on earth people normally wait years.
>How can she be so relaxed about this.
"You not worry about it then?"
>"What after walking the blue mile?"
>So much for the green mile.
"Yeah."
>"Well, I have come to terms with it, I have to leave my old life behind eventually. Hopefully I'll come out a new mare."
>She believes in reincarnation. 
>Well if it gives her closure then, you'll let her be.
"So I guess you not worried about dying then."
>"Dying!?"
>Happy Days bolts up right.
>"What you mean dying?"
"Errr...we're on death row."
>"You mean we're going to be killed on deaf row?"
>This mare is dumb as shit.
"Yeah...execution, that what death row means."
>Her pupils shrink into tiny pin pricks as she starts hyperventilating.
>"No no no they cant do that to us!."
"Well they are, where did you think the other prisoners went?" 
>"SWEET CELESTIA! NOOOO!"
>She bolts out the cell door screaming.

>Did the guard even lock that thing?

>14..
>15...
>It's been about five minutes no and Happy Days is still running up and down the blue mile screaming.
>You are counting how many times she passes your door.
>16...
>Seriously, where are the prison guards?
>You here other inmates shouting for her to shut up.
>"Whats all the screaming about!"
>You hear a male pony call out from the cell across the corridor.
>17...
>"We are all going to die!"
>Happy Days shouts back.
>"Die?"
>"They are going to...to..."
"Execute us."
>You finished her sentence.

>"Execute? What does that mean?"
>Your cell mate gives you a pleading look for an answer.

"Means that they are going to kill us."
>You deadpan.

>"WHAT!"
>The stalllion voice shouts from the cell as he overhears you.
>His cell door burst open.
>"AHHHHHH! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"

>The mare and the stallion knocks on other cell door and explain about the executions in a panic.
>Before you know it, the whole corridor descends into chaos.

>Peeping into the corridor you see ponies of all shapes and colors run around in a blind panic.
>A few gathered together to pray while others curled up and cry.
>Seriously don't they lock the doors here?
>And holy fuck, they knew how to keep the prisoners here ignorant.

>"IT'S MY LAST DAY ON DEAF ROW TOMORROW!"
>You see another pony baws his eyes out.
>"I'LL GET TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY FAMILY!"

>You fold your arms and lean against the cell door frame.
>Where are those guards?
>You look up and down the way.
>As if right on cue half of dozen guards come down the corridor with whistles and foam truncheons.
>Oh crap.
>You step back into your room and close the cell door.
>It's best you don't get involved.
>You have a feeling you are going to get into trouble for this, as you kind of caused it.

>"EVERYPONY BACK INTO THERE CELLS!"
>You here the whistles blowing a heavy hoof steps march down the halls.
>After a few minutes the blue mile once again quietens down.
>Thump Thump.
>You cell door swings open.
>"Anon"
>It's a stallion guard.
>They look similar to the royal day guards.
>But they wear no helmet and dress in modern black padded body armor.
>"Come with me, you are in big trouble mister."

"Uhhh...sure."
>You decided to go along with him.
>The lack of Happy Days worries you.
>You don't want the poor mare to get all the blame for this.
>You're not that cruel.


>You follow the guard to the end of the hall.
>You pass through a number of locked doors as you enter the prison offices.
>Well at least they lock those doors.
>Opening a door labelled 'Wardens office.", you are pushed into the room.

>"Anon, please take a seat."
>The warden mare speaks up behind a giant wooden oak desk.
>You look across to your seat to find Happy Days already sat down next to it.
>She look absolutely terrified.
>The wardens eyes follow you across the room until you sat down.

>"Is there anything else warden?"
>The guard pony asks.

>"Can you ask Flick Switch to come to my office please and that'll be all. Thank you."
>The warden gives the guard a quick smile.

>"Yes ma'am."
>With that, he leaves.

>"Now. Anon, Happy Days here says you have been telling ponies that we uhh...what was that word..."
"Execute"
>"Yes, Execute ponies here. I like you to know we do not do that on deaf row."
"Then what do you do?"
>"We help the ponies leave their old life so they and live a new one of course."
>Reincarnation must be a big deal for these ponies.
>But it doesn't make sense why they are so frightened to die.
>Maybe it's leaving there 'old life' behind part that scares them.
>Leaving you old life behind does suck as you sometimes do miss earth.
"Oh I got it, you help them to their new lives."
>You give the warden a knowing wink in which in return you got a raised eyebrow.
>The warden gives a nervous cough.
>"Anyway, I don't want you spreading these 'Execution' rumours around my prison and I don't want to hear anymore about it."
>You nod you head to agree.
>So does you cell mate.

>The door of the office opens with a little creek that was enough to gain the wardens attention.
>"You wanted to see me warden?"
>A small mare wearing an executioners mask peeps around the door.

>This isn't good.
>You look in horror as the mare trots in.
>"Ah, Flick Switch."
>Flick switch...
>You imagine yourself in an electric chair with Flick Switch pulling the lever and laughing manically.
>You can feel your heart thump in your chest as your anxiety rises.
>This isn't good at all.

>"Now for your punishments."
>The warden looks over the both of you.
>Happy Days has now broken down in tears.
>You clutch your chest as your heart skips a beat upon hearing that word.

>"Sunny Days. For your misconduct your sentence here as been extended for three days."
>"No please don't!"
>The pegusus baws into her front hooves.
>You're not really sure why shes crying, she was just given three days extra to live.

>You heart beats faster as the warden looks over to you.
>"And same goes you Anon."
>A small smile curls your lips.
>"Don't think your off the hook. You are being put into confinement. MAY CELESTIA HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL!"
>Your smile immediately drops into a frown.
>"FLICK SWITCH. TAKE HIM AWAY, ONE HOUR IN CONFINEMENT!"

>"Warden! please no pony can take such a cruel punishment."
>Happy Days buts in.
>"Please let Anon off this one time! He didn't know!"

>The warden ignores her pleas.
>"Get them out of my sight."

>Flick Switch starts pushing you out of your seat and out of the office.

>You watch Sunny Days be escorted back to the cell while you were pushed along the corridor the opposite way.
>"Be brave Anon! please be brave..."
>You hear Sunny shout back to you.

>"Oh I'm going to enjoy this. I never punished a human before."
>Flick Switch spoke in a low voice.
>You knew she was just trying to intimidate you.
>But the muffling of her mask made it ever more frightening.

>"This way."
>She motions you to turn left to a flight of stairs.
>You turn and start to walk up them.
>"Halt!"
>You stop and turn towards the execution pony.
>"Sit on the red step."
>You look down.
>You are standing on a step that's been painted red.
>Well you hope it was painted.
>You wonder what punishment is this.
>You look behind you expecting another pony to push you down the stairs or something.
>There was nothing.
>You look back at Flick Switch questionably.
>"NOW SIT!"
>Just like a pet dog, you obey her command and sit on the red step.
>Your heart feels like its going to give out.
>There nothing more scarier than waiting for something bad to happen.
>You can feel your palm are beginning to sweat.

>"NOW SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU DONE!"
>Flick Switch shouts up the stairs at you.
>You look around. 
>Still no attempts of pushing you down the stairs.
>This is confinement?
>Sitting on a naughty step?
>You feel ridiculous.
>Yet you still kept your guard up.
>This could be some sort of cruel joke.

>Thirty minutes later.
>This isn't a joke...
>You are sat on a naughty step.
>Now you feel really ridiculous.
>All that worrying for this.
>You was expecting torture racks, chains and begin for mercy.
>But this!
>This is just stupid.

>"MWAHAHA! Are you suffering now Anon?"
>This has be the fifth time she asked you this.
"No."
>You reply as your rest your head in your palm and drum your fingers on the side of your face.
>"Oh..."
>Finally she's starting to work out this form of punishment doesn't work on you.
>He'll this is how your parent used to punish you for playing up.

"You know, my parents used to do this to me when I was a child...."
>The mare gasps.
>"That's horrible! What kind of monsters would do that to a young foal!"
>Wait what?
>That had to be sarcasm.
>You try again to test your theory.

"Oh yes. I was also sent to bed without supper."
>Flick Switch flinches at that.
>You listened carefully.
>"Oh you poor soul! No wonder you turned to a life of crime."
>You detect no signs of sarcasm, she is being legit.

"Oh it gets worst. One night I was really bad."
>The execution mare leans forward.
"I haven't told anyone this- But one night my parent came into my room..."
>You start to fake a sniffle.
>Flick Switch is almost on the first stair.
"They confiscated all my games!"
>You can see the mares jaw drop from the bottom of her mask.
>"Thats! Thats Horrible! Didn't anypony know this abuse was going on!?"
>You shake your head slowly.
>Flick Switch darts of the stair and grabs you into an embrace.
>"Shhh.. don't worry, it's ok let it all out."
>She slowly rocks you in her hug.
>Now this is just awkward.


>The last thirty minutes of confinement was the slowest half hour in your life.
>Flick Switch cried on you so much your shoulder is now soaking.
>With a guard escorting you, you enter your cell.
>Happy Days is sitting on her bed sobbing.
>Christ does everyone here cry daily or something.
>The littlest thing sets of the water works.

>You shake your head at the stupidity of it all.
"Happy, I'm back..."

>"ANON!"
>The pegasus bolt across the room like lightning and tackles you into a hug.
>Damn you only known this pony for what... a few hours?
>If another human done that to you they would of received a punch by now.
>Or if it was a female then she would of got a awkward boner tapping her thigh.
>Since it was nether you decide to let it slide.
>Besides these ponies are too cute.
>And their hugs are damn good also.

>"Are you okay? What did they do to you?"

"They sat me on a step."

>She looks over you to check if you were okay.
>"I'm so sorry, no pony should go through that."

"It's fine, I'm used to it."

>"Used to it? How can you be used to that kind of torture!?"
>She looks at you if your grew and extra head.

"Bad past, just leave it at that."
>You didn't feel like repeating yourself as you don't want another pony crying on your shoulder.
>You make your way to the bathroom.
"I'm having a shower."

>"It's fine Anon, I cry in the shower too."
>She scuffs a hoof on the floor.
>"I wont judge you for it."
>That was probably the best shower you had in your life.
>You turned the tap on and the water was at the perfect temperature.
>Feeling refreshed, you slip back on your prison wear and your green mask.
>After getting fully dressed you exit the bathroom and fall onto your bed.

>You look over to Happy Days.
>She had one of her wings pulled over by her mouth.
>It looks like she's licking and biting her feathers.
>Is...is she preening?
>This is the first time you saw a pegasus preen their feathers.
>You often did wonder if they did it, but it was never discussed in conversation.

"Hey..."
>"ANON!"
>Happy Days snaps her attention to you.
>Her face slowly flushes red.
>"Hey...I...I wasn't doing anything..."
>She gave you the cutest poker face ever.

>By her reactions you guess preening is a personal thing for the pegusus.
>You decide to drop it.
"I know you wasn't you were just sat on your bed."
>"Yeah, sitting on my bed."
>She shuffles in her bed, still flushed.

>"So did you have a nice shower?"
"Yeah, I feel better now."

>You hear a knock on the door.
>"Food service."

>Happy days looks at you with childish excitement before dashing to the door.
>"Oh oh oh, ummmm...I'll take the salad for the main and the apple pie for afters."

>"And for a drink?"
>You hear another mares voice

>"White tea please. One sugar."

>You walk up behind your cell mate.
>At the door there is a stallion and a mare wearing waiter outfits.
"What...is this the last meal or something?"
>The stallion shakes his head while he dishes up Happys' meal.
>"Oh no no. It's just the regular service."


>"What will you be having."
>The waitress mare pipes up.
"You look over the food choices."
>Damn no meat.
>Well what do you expect. When you first arrived in Equestria the ponies flipped the fucked out when they found out you ate meat.
>They relaxed a little bit when they found out your a omnivore, as time went on and news speed about you. The ponies eventually warmed up to you.
>But still; a few still kept their distance from you in fear you may start snaking on their leg.

"I'll just take the apple pie."
>The mare and the stallion gasps unison.
>"S-Sir....you need a main first."
"Nah not really hungry. I not a great fan of wasting food also."
>The two food service ponies glance at each other.
>"A-a you wish sir..."

>You look around to Happy days who was eating her meal on her bed.
>She looks at you with her mouth agape.
>"Anon your so... hardcore..."

>The mare shakily passes you a tray.
>"Would...would you like a drink with that?"
>What is she so scared about?
>It wasn't like you ask for meat or something.

"I'll take a coffee."
>You watch the stallion slowly make your coffee.
>Jeeze, why are they shitting themselves now.
>You spot the stallion put one spoonful of coffee in your cup and goes to pick up the water.
"Hang on, add two more. spoonfuls. I hate weak coffee."
>The waiter nods and proceeds to add two more spoonfuls.
>The mare is now looks like she's going to faint.
>"Milk and sugar?"
"pffft no. I like it black as the ace of spades."
>The mare raises a hoof to her head and falls on her back.
>The stallion is now breathing rapidly while he shakes with fear.
>"Here-we-go-enjoy-your-meal."
>Quickly puts the coffee on your tray and pushes you back in your cell.
"Hey! I almost fucking dropped everything!"
>"Sorry!"
>The male food service pony reaches in and slams your cell door.

>You turn to you cell mate to find her just staring at you with a bit of lettuce hanging from her mouth.

>You sit on your bed eating your apple pie.
>You would be enjoying it if Happy days didn't keep staring at you.

"Happy Days, please, I'm trying to eat here."

>She shakes her head and snaps out of her trance.
>"Oh sorry...I didn't realize you were so...so...hardcore."
"Hardcore? all I did as ask for a black coffee and apple pie."

>"Yeah without having a main meal first! Can you teach me to be hardcore as well?"
>You look at her for a few moments.
>Maybe corrupting her isn't a good idea.
>But hell you're on 'deaf' row. 
>As if it's going to matter anyway.
"Sure..why not."

>Happy Days sets her plates to one side and sits up straight.
>"Thank you Anon, I promise I'll be a good student."
>You rub you temples.
>These ponies...

"Right, first lesson. You will have to expand your vocabulary" 
>"How?"
>The pegasus cocks her head to one side.

"By swearing of course, or what I like to call them sentence enhancers."
>You cough into your fist.
"Repeat after me...Shit."

>The mare looks at you if you asked her to murder someone.
>"I don't think I can..."

"Fine, don't be 'hardcore' then. So much for being a good student."

>You mock a look of disappointment
>Happy Days looks around the room.
>She brings a hoof up to her mouth.
>"Shhmttnt"

>Not good enough.
"With out the hoof Happy."

>"Sha-"

"Shit..."

>"Shi.."

"Try again."

>Happy Days takes in a deep breath.
>"Shit."
>She says in the tiniest voice imaginable.
>It was more like like a sneeze than a swear.

>"I did it!"
>Happy jumps on her bed.
>"Shit shit shit shit..."
>She flops on the bed giggling.

>You finish your apple pie and coffee and return to relaxing on your bed.
"Well done. You are one step closer to being hardcore."

>"Thank you Anon."
"No problem."

>You return to your own thoughts.
>In the corner of your vision you can see Happy Days flapping her wings and glaring at her feathers.
>"I got to use the bathroom."
>You watch her trot along and enter the bathroom closing the door behind her.

>You decide to play around with her as you knew what she was up too.
"I know what you're doing in there."

>You hear shuffling coming from inside the bathroom.
>"I'm just doing my business Anon, I'll be out soon."

"Just that business involve preening?"

>The shuffling stops immediately after your reply.

>"AAANNNNONNNN!"


>"Ahhh! forget it!"
>You hear Happy yell in the bathroom.
>The door unlocks and she steps out ruffling her feathers.
>You spot a few old feathers on one of her wings.
>You can tel they are old due they're discoloration to the others.
>And they looks slightly worn.


"Are you alright?"

>"Huh? oh, I'm fine."
>She stretches out her wings before tucking them back in.
>Shortly after she flaps her left wing with an annoyed groan.
>Those old feathers must be irritating her.

"Old feathers?"

>"Errr.yeah.."
>She shifts around uncomfortably.
>"Just a patch I couldn't get to."

>With out another word she returns to her bed.
>Every once in a while she will flap her left wing.
>It's getting annoying quickly.

"Come here, I'll sort that wing out for you."

>"Anon? what what you mean?"

"I mean I'll help you preen."

>"We're we're not even married! We can't do that!"
>She is starting to look worried.

>Why do pegasi treat preening like a private thing to do?
>It's only natural they do it.
>With a sigh you get up from your bed and make your way towards her.

>"What-What are you doing Anon..."
>You slowly approach her.
>This bitch is getting preened.
>You wouldn't make it through the night with that annoying wing flapping.
>You reach out for her wing!
>"No get back!"

>You lunge forward to try and grab her.
>Shes too fast she darts to the other side of the room.

"Get back here!"

>"NO!"
>You continue to chase her around and over the beds.
>The plates from your meal fall and break on the floor.
>Eventually she tries and make an escape through the door.
>Oh no you don't.
>You grab her hind leg and drag her back in.
>"NOOOOOOO! STRANGER DANGER!"
>She tries to grip the floor with her hooves.
>You slam the door shut as you tower over her.

>You kneel on he back and grab her wing.
>"Help! Non-consensual preening! Somepony help me!"
>Jesus, she's acting like she's getting raped.
>She tries to struggle under your weight.

>You grab her left wing.
"Shhhh...No tears now, only preening."
>"no.."
>She whimpers.

>Carefully you start brushing her feathers down.
>She wiggles beneath you.
>You could swear she's moaning between her whimpers.
>You trail your fingers through her feathers and start carefully plucking the old ones out.
>"Ooooo~ I mean no! Help!"
>She struggles some more.


"Stop struggling. I'm nearly finished."
>To your surprise the pegasus obeys your order.
>Plucking the last old feather out, you ruffle her mane.
"There, done you big baby."

>"Is it done already?"
>Somehow you oddly fell a little hurt by that comment.
>Plus its weird that she's talking normally now as if nothing happened.
"Yes.."

>"..."
>She purposefully stretches out the other wing.
>"Oh no... don't do my other one...."
>wut...
"What?"
>"I am a poor defenseless mare at your mercy..."

>This is awkward.
>You place your hand on the floor to push yourself back to your feet.
>Upon placing your hand, you feel a warm puddle.
>You bring your hand back to up to find it covered in mare juice.

"You tricked me..."
>"No Anon, I - I...."
>Somehow this mare reversed raped you.
>You get up and silently sit on your bed.
>You're not quite sure how to feel about this.


"Stop struggling. I'm nearly finished."
>To your surprise the pegasus obeys your order.
>Plucking the last old feather out, you ruffle her mane.
"There, done you big baby."

>"Is it done already?"
>Somehow you oddly fell a little hurt by that comment.
>Plus its weird that she's talking normally now as if nothing happened.
"Yes.."

>"..."
>She purposefully stretches out the other wing.
>"Oh no... don't do my other one...."
>wut...
"What?"
>"I am a poor defenseless mare at your mercy..."

>This is awkward.
>You place your hand on the floor to push yourself back to your feet.
>Upon placing your hand, you feel a warm puddle.
>You bring your hand back to up to find it covered in mare juice.

"You tricked me..."
>"No Anon, I - I...."
>Somehow this mare reversed raped you.
>You get up and silently sit on your bed.
>You're not quite sure how to feel about this.

>You are Happy Days.
>You have been on deaf row for about two days now.
>It's along time to been inside.
>You often wonder how much things has changed on the outside, but that leaves a horrible feeling of anxiety as you wonder if what Anon said is true.
>Are they really going to 'execute' you?
>Nah, the warden said they don't do that here.
>You smile and tuck yourself back in your sheets as it isn't morning yet.
>As you are starting to drift back into dream land you hear a loud bump.

>BUMP!
>There it goes again.
>You bolt upright in your bed and scan around the room.
>You can feel your heart beating hard in your chest.

>THUMP!
>Oh no it's thumps now!
>Thumps are worst than bumps!
>You hide underneath your wings peeking out one eye to see what horrors await you.
>Looking around the room you see outlines of objects bathed in the glow of the night-light.
>You look over to Anon who was happily snoring away.

"A-anon..."
>You whisper.
"Are you awake?"

>No reply.
>He's not waking up.

>CRACK!
>creeeeaaaakkk.
>You feel your heart stop as you look towards the door.
>The door opens slowly to reveal a dark corridor.
>The blue mile is really creepy at night.
>How many ponies walk down there to never return.
>A shiver shoots down your spine.

"Anon..."


>"Remember...you're here forever..."
>Upon hearing the voice you stare wide eye'd into the corridor.
>A skeleton pony emerges from the shadows.

>You are still Happy Days.
>You bolt awake and stare at the door.
>The door was shut and no spooky skeletons in sight.
>A nightmare...
>You haven't had one of those since you were a filly.
>It's a shame Luna doesn't help prisoners with their dreams.
>You really need some pony right now.

>You turn your head.
>Anon is sleeping on his stomach with a leg and an arm draped over the side.
>He sleeps so awkwardly...

>You try and lay back down.
>You are still shivering from your nightmare.

>To take another glance at Anon.
>There is space on his bed...

>No bad Happy Days. 
>You had enough fun for today.
>Or yesterday.
>You're not sure what time it is.

"Well I'm sure he would be okay with it."
>No no no...
>You shake your head to rid of those thoughts and roll over to get back to sleep.

>THUMP!
>Your eye's shoot open.

"I'm-sure-he'll-be-fine."
>You quickly rush to his bed and get underneath his covers.

>Tucking yourself in next to Anon, you feel his warmth radiate from his body.
>From his massive size, you feel safe from any skeletons giving your reminders.
>To make things less awkward in the morning you roll over and face the other way so you are back to back with Anon.
>You can feel his back brush against your wings as he breaths.
>So... soothing....
>Your relaxation is cut short from Anon turning over to face your back.
>You feel his arm come over you and pull you into his chest.
>So...warm...
>You close your eyes and fall into a deep sleep.


>You are Anon.
>And you slept pretty damn well.
>These beds are fit for a queen.
>You never slept so well in your life.
>Ugh...
>You try and stretch out from your slumber but you feel something feathery in your bed.
>You puff out air to get the feathers away from your face.
>Feathers?
>You open your eyes to find yourself spooning Happy Days.

"Happy Days...?"
>You mumble and try and nudge her awake.
>Your brain has awoken yet to comprehend what's going on.

>You nudge her again to only get a few incoherent mumbles for a reply.
>Placing a hand on her flank, you try and shake her gently.
>On doing so you feel her side tense up while she sticks out her but, pressing it against you.
>You hear a quiet drawn out squeak coming from down below..
>"Hmmmm..."

"What the hell Happy!"
>You start to smell an odd combination of compost and cherries.
>You bolt backwards out of bed falling onto the floor.

>You look out to find your cell mate staring back at you.
>Her face is now turning a few shades darker than her coat.
>"I-I I'm so sorry Anon! I didn't mean...."
>You see tears welling up in her eyes.
>You look back at her disgusted.
>"You see I had a nightmare...and I got scared an I..."
>You starts to break down.
>"Oh sweet Celestia I've assaulted you!"
>Assault?
>Happy days bashes open the cell door.
>"I'M A BAD PONY!"
>You hear her yell as she runs down the corridor.
Chapter 3[edit]
>You are Anon again.
>Apparently tooting in one direction is assault here in Equestria.
>You wonder what would happen if you actually hit someone here.
>You are currently sitting in the wardens office again.

>"So Anon, Did or didn't she assault you early this morning?" 

"No Ma'am."

>She looks at you with a hint of distrust of what you are saying.
>"Then why did Happy Days confess to her crime this morning then?"

"It was an accident Ma'am."
>You did fell sorry for the mare and you didn't want to get her in trouble.
>Even if she does have a few screws loose.


>"An accident?"
>The warden shuffles same papers and flicks through them.
>"Here she admits to 'tooting' in your direction. Underneath the three yard limit. This is first class assault Anon."

>You have to think quickly.
>Even though you only known the mare for a day, you do like having her around.
>She does liven things up around here.

"It was provoked ma'am. I squeezed her flank."

>"Provoked?"

"Yes Ma'am."

>"Then it was self defense?"

"Yes Ma'am."

>"Very well I heard enough. I had a feeling Happy Days wasn't telling the whole story."
>The warden glares at you from behind her desk.
>"You are a very bad seed indeed Anon...."
>The warden lets out a sigh.
>"I hate authorizing such a cruel punishment. But for you Anon, causing a mare such distress I have no choice but to enact it."

>You gulp, shit you really done it now.
>The warden goes under her desk and starts rummaging for something.
>A half of second later she comes back up and places a coned party hat with the word 'silly' on it.
>"Anon, your punishment is going to be having to wear this hat."

>She starts to look upset but she takes a deep breath and hides it.
>"How can I be so cruel..."
>You hear her mutter under her breath.
>"You have to wear this for three hours. May Celestia have mercy on your soul."

>...
>Wut?
>A silly hat?
>What ever, with these punishments you are starting to feel this isn't death row at all.
>Yet you still wonder what happens at the end of the blue mile.
>You reach over and pick up the hat.
>You look ridiculous.
>The warden quickly ask you to leave, as she cant bare to see a living thing go through this.

>You close the office door behind you and make your way back to the cell.
>Other inmates peer around their doors as you pass.
>They call out to you, tell you to 'hold on in there' or 'What did you do to deserve this?'
>A few others bow their head in some sort of respect.

>You eventually made it back to your cell.
>You half expected for Happy Days to be move to a different cell.
>But she is currently standing in front of you bawwing her eyes out.

>"Anon! why! It should've been me wearing the silly hat! You don't have to do this."

"It's just a hat Happy Days. Beside I just got to wear it for three hours."

>"But but.."
>She blubbers out her speech.
>"How can you be so calm about this! This is a form of torture!"

"It's just a hat, Happy."

>You a engulfed in a ball of fur and feathers as you are tackled into a hug.
>As your cell mate cries on your shoulder you feel a wet patch of tears form on your shoulder.
>This mare...

"Come on Happy. This is nothing compared to what prisons do to you on earth."

>"You, You been to prison before?"

"Well, the closest I've been to prison was an holding cell. They kept me in there for about twenty hours."

>"Twenty hours!?"
>Happy Days look at you in awe.
>"What did you do? Did you steal something? Pull the tag off a mattress? Or or, were you a misunderstood vigilante on a mission of revenge and honor?"

"No, no and no. I got drunk. The cops took me in when they found me stumbling around the streets in the early hours of the morning. The twenty hours I practically slept through."
>"Wow...drunk and disorderly. It's hard to believe I'm sat here talking to such a... a... bad colt..."
>The pegasus starts to drool from the side of her mouth.

"Happy..."
>You snap your fingers in front of her face.
>She shakes her head as she snaps back to reality.
>"Oh- sorry..."

"Never-"
>You hear a guard shout out in the corridor.
>"Stand aside. Deaf Stallion Walking."
>You turn around and look out into the blue mile.
>You see two guards and a inmate make their way pass you.
>The inmate looks really anxious, he is shaking as he walks with his head hung low.

>You step out your cell and follow.
>Happy Days hovers behind you as she follows too.
>You have to find out what happens to these inmates when their time is up.
>More importantly what happens to you.
>A guard glances over his shoulder.
>"What are you doing prisoner?"

"Just talking a stroll."

>The guard looks suspiciously at you for a few moments. 
>"Very well. But you're not allowed to enter the room at the end of the corridor.

"Oh I have no intention to go in there."

>"Good."
>The guard trots a head and opens the door to reveal door curtains that's blocking you from looking in. 

>"In."
>The guard motions the inmate into the room.
>Taking a deep breath the inmate slowly enters .
>The guards follow him in and slam the door shut.

>"Anon, what are you doing?"
"Shhh..."
>You hush Happy Days and press your ear against the door.

>"Sit."
>You hear the guards voice.
>"Put the head set on him."

>You hear a female voice pipe up.
>"Any last words before you leave here?"

>"I hope to see my family again in my new life."
>You here the inmate reply.

>"Very well. Flick Switch! Send this bad seed to a new life."
>You hear a loud clank and some buzzing.

>"OH PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!"
>You hear the inmate scream.
>"I CAN'T TAKE IT! I PROMISE I'LL BE GOOD PLEASE! DONT LET ME SUFFER THROUGH THIS!"
>You hear rattling as he screams. 
>It sounds like cuffs being pulled.
>"PLEASE...please don't....ugh....."
>The inmate falls silent.

>"Is he...?"
>You hear the female voice speak up again.

>"Yes. He's passed."

>"Very well, take him to the grounds to be collected by his family."

>"Ma'am."

>You feel you heart sink.
>Did you just witness an execution of a pony?
>You look over to Happy who has tears streaming down her face.
>"I'm scared."
"Come on, lets go back to our cell."
Chapter 4[edit]
>You're surprised to see Happy Days hasn't caused another prison 'riot'
>She has not spoke a single word for hours, just a few whimpers now and again.
>Man, you're confused.
>This place runs like a kindergarten, but they actually execute ponies here?
>It's like one extreme to another in one blue corridor.

>You glance over to Happy Days from your bed.
>She still quietly sobbing in her hooves.
>With a sigh you sit up.
>She catches your movement from the corner of her eye.
>As she looks at you, you see streaks of matted fur down her face.

"Hey, chin up. It's not over until the fat lady sings."

>"...They get fat mares to sing at you!?"
>She replies in shock with a little bit of confusion.
>..
>These fucking ponies.

"No no no. It's just a saying, what I mean it isn't over yet."

>"Oh...I'm not following."

"ugh, what I'm trying to say is that we're getting out of here."

>"You mean-"

>You cut her off.
"Yes I mean we're escaping."

>Happy Days lets in a huge gasp.
>"Anon! Nopony has ever escaped prison before! Yet alone deaf row!"

"Well for one. I'm not a pony and two if no one has done it before then the guard wouldn't know how to stop it"

>"I..I don't know."

"Come on Happy, what do you have left to lose."

>"Nothing I guess, but still do you know how to do a prison escape?"

"Prison break."

>"Prison break?"

"Yes that's what it's called, and yes, I need a day or two to come up with a plan."

>A smile grows on you cell mates face.
>"I hope you know your doing Anon."

"I do."
>You didn't.

>You fall back down on your bed, while you think of a plan.
>Out of the corner of your eye you see Happy Days get up and walk over to a cup that was sat on the side cabinet.
>She gives an evil grin and nudges the cup of the cabinet with her wing.
>The cup smashes on the floor into dozens of pieces.
>"Prison break."
>She whispers.

>You bring up both of your hands to your face and groan.
"Happy Days, prison break means you break out, not break stuff in the prison."

>"Oh.."
>She looks over the shattered cup.

>After explaining to Happy Days not to break anymore stuff. You go over the first part of of your quickly formed plan. 
>The plan is like any other to escape a prison. Work out the guard positions and handovers.

"So I need you to keep an eye on the guards. I need to know their pattern of patrolling this place. Got it?"

>"I think so."

"Good and DO NOT mention this to any one else."

>"I wont."

>"Lunch time!"
>You hear a voice come outside of your cell door.
>It's the same serving ponies from before.
>You look over the serving trolley.
>Salad...
>Fruit salad...
>Eggs..
>Hay fries...
"Goddammit I could do with some actual meat. "
>You mutter to your self.
>Upon hearing you the stallion waiter faints and slumps onto the floor.
>The mare looks at you wit her jaw almost hitting the floor.
>Oh for the love of god. 
>Here we go again.

>Well your day did start really shit, so you decide to wind them up.
>It's like what you said to Happy, 'what you got to lose?'

"I guess he'll do. Stallions are normally gristly but I can't be picky."
>You shrug.

>"He's no on the menu!"
>The mare blurts out.

"Well I'm sorry but fainting in front of a human means he's offering his own flesh. Human tradition and all..."
>You turn and give Happy Days a wink.
>You don't want her to start another riot over this.

>"You can't!"
>Tears start to fall from the mares eyes.
>"We're...we're getting married next week"

>Huh, you guessed they had something between them.

"Very well. In that case I just have the eggs"

>The mare sighs in relief.

"And the blood of your first born, in trade of your husbands life"

>The mare runs off screaming while you double over in laughter.
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