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[Hide] [Show All] [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom]107 / 35 / 38 / 3 [Update] [Auto] File: 1504220301761.png (242 KB, 1329x1232) 242 KB Royal Guard Mare Thread #38 Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)06:52:06 No.30877667?>>30877731 >>30878797 >ongoing >recently updated -Careful's Charge - http://pastebin.com/CkZbn3E6 - http://pastebin.com/NtTss5aN -Everyday Life With Guardsmares - https://pastebin.com/RHkvDaAw -Reassigned, Part 2 - https://pastebin.com/7ewduYua -Vigilant Shield - https://pastebin.com/F5gGbMqi -Whiskey and Cigars - https://pastebin.com/7M3ryVcQ Brave and Vannie - http://pastebin.com/8E2vAnyi - http://pastebin.com/PqiY52Zi Going Bump in the Night chapter 9 - https://pastebin.com/D1HuiG7n Anon’s Regiment - http://pastebin.com/ruhuxiA6 >ded Magic and Mud - http://pastebin.com/mTAB4nnE Feather Scarf - http://pastebin.com/u4HbciFL Finding It - http://pastebin.com/QxyZ3BfR Sniper Anon - http://pastebin.com/3eN6HitC Silver Star - http://pastebin.com/ggWTgWeK Meadow Stockade - http://pastebin.com/kWgzxg5d Copper Wing - http://pastebin.com/x8UJTEhz >random "Sir, Yes Sir!" - http://pastebin.com/9WeeGgq7 Duty Bound - http://pastebin.com/WfLZh5EW Anon Pointedly Does Not Get Sex with a Guard - http://pastebin.com/zi1KcnVC Sirdubs: http://pastebin.com/ZVfta6Ti Spankybat: http://pastebin.com/Q7viBeuf >Remember, no homo. Previous thread: >>30759074 > >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)07:08:07 No.30877731?>>30877770 >>30877667 (OP) Such a cutie patoie >> cw anon 09/05/17(Tue)07:10:21 No.30877734?>>30877758 will update bin in the morning >>30877370 > QT >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)07:16:56 No.30877758?>>30878181 >>30877734 >17 minutes after midnight. But it's morning now.... >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)07:20:02 No.30877770?>>30877773 File: 1260285__safe_artist-colo(...).png (1.62 MB, 2085x1325) 1.62 MB >>30877731 4th for more Brave and Vannie >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)07:21:08 No.30877773? >>30877770 Oops, meant to direct at OP. Oh well >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)08:22:30 No.30878028? I want to have blues babies >> Whiskey 09/05/17(Tue)09:09:23 No.30878181?>>30878199 >>30878262 >>30878271 >>30878403 File: IMG_4022.png (1.43 MB, 2100x4100) 1.43 MB >>30877758 >17 minutes after midnight >tfw got up for work 2 hours ago Post qt guard mares pls >> Anononon 09/05/17(Tue)09:13:41 No.30878199?>>30879121 File: Guardsmare Derpy.png (247 KB, 1280x1240) 247 KB >>30878181 10/10, Would bring her some coffee and a couple of lemon surprise muffins to help her stay awake at her post - IGN >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)09:27:41 No.30878262?>>30878518 >>30878181 That 'bayonet' is making my inner /k/ommando wince. >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)09:29:38 No.30878271?>>30879121 File: 1509569__safe_artist-colo(...).jpg (1.02 MB, 1888x819) 1.02 MB >>30878181 You have my sympathy. >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)10:05:01 No.30878403?>>30879121 File: 1499418__safe_artist-colo(...).jpg (2.19 MB, 3161x4200) 2.19 MB >>30878181 >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)10:42:17 No.30878518?>>30878530 >>30897527 >>30878262 What is that, anyway? Definitely not a gun, doesn't look like a musket. At first I thought it might be a spear, but it definitely has a barrel. Or it's just a VERY retarded spear >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)10:48:16 No.30878530?>>30878656 >>30879121 >>30879769 >>30897527 >>30878518 ya it's some kind of cannon on a stick. I think it was a chinese thing. >if it explodes at least it's further away >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)11:39:20 No.30878656?>>30879769 >>30897527 File: kl7v6eS00Ts.jpg (102 KB, 600x432) 102 KB >>30878530 Huh. The more you know. I can't see a bayonet being useful on a weapon like that, especially for a pegasus. I'd imagine something along the lines of ignite-shoot-dump the splintered stick. Fucking kids cartoons are hard to theorycraft weaponry for >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)12:39:40 No.30878797? >>30877667 (OP) >no completed stories Really? >> Neuro 09/05/17(Tue)14:49:57 No.30879090?>>30879121 >>30879804 File: super sad guard.png (107 KB, 806x690) 107 KB >> Whiskey 09/05/17(Tue)15:04:02 No.30879121?>>30897527 >>30878530 Yeah I think it's supposed to be like an old arquebus or something >>30879090 >>30878403 >>30878271 >>30878199 Thanks lads, it helps >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)17:01:20 No.30879485?>>30879771 I need some guardmare butts >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)18:19:36 No.30879769?>>30897527 File: pole gun.jpg (50 KB, 500x326) 50 KB >>30878656 >>30878530 Chinese Pole Cannon. It's a big lump of iron onna stick, so it could stove someone's head in just fine without the pointy bit. >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)18:20:02 No.30879771? >>30879485 I think this story has a mare butt in it. https://pastebin.com/c9wdEHq3 >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)18:33:38 No.30879804? >>30879090 no, dont be sad mare! i said i LIKED your beaver teeth! i think they're cute! >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)20:45:41 No.30880461?>>30880494 File: Spoiler Image (38 KB, 1323x63) 38 KB Soon™ >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)20:50:17 No.30880494? >>30880461 Don't die on us anon. You have much more shitposting to do with us. >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)00:02:59 No.30881692?>>30881881 File: 1484422848378.png (2.1 MB, 1199x1515) 2.1 MB If given the choice, which one would you have? >inb4 batfag again >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)00:30:50 No.30881881?>>30881894 >>30881938 >>30881692 Both >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)00:32:49 No.30881894? File: IMG_1269.gif (446 KB, 300x186) 446 KB >>30881881 This is the correct answer >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)00:38:31 No.30881938?>>30882467 >>30882492 >>30886323 File: 1480256671275.png (922 KB, 2116x1425) 922 KB >>30881881 You can only choose one, Anon. >> Neuro 09/06/17(Wed)01:01:36 No.30882060?>>30882799 File: sad guard.png (225 KB, 1000x923) 225 KB >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)01:30:35 No.30882218?>>30887936 >>30893365 >Brave's mane and tail is described several times as being extremely rich and long, with the tail for instance being explicitly stated to reach the floor. In fact this is contrasted with Vannie a few times, the latter having more reasonable length despite having much longer/fluffier fur on the rest of her body >All the art I've seen so far depicts Brave with a bog-standard mane and tail, exactly the same length as Vannie, tail never reaching the floor, etc. Explain >> Anononon 09/06/17(Wed)02:09:42 No.30882467? >>30881938 >Both >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)02:12:52 No.30882492?>>30884649 >>30881938 I choose (You) >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)02:31:38 No.30882605?>>30882790 File: gaurd hoers.jpg (81 KB, 600x600) 81 KB >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)03:06:06 No.30882790?>>30882984 File: 1504654298262 copy.png (131 KB, 583x873) 131 KB >>30882605 >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)03:06:54 No.30882799?>>30883241 >>30882060 Hey Neuro Draw Anon bullying her >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)03:42:45 No.30882984? >>30882790 >familiarfaces.jpg >> Neuro 09/06/17(Wed)04:28:38 No.30883241?>>30883744 >>30893365 File: floofy brave.png (135 KB, 460x489) 135 KB >>30882799 plsno >> TheManFromAnotherTime !!1oaAx7r77ft 09/06/17(Wed)05:37:14 No.30883620?>>30883630 >>30884194 >>30863453 > Back with more "Everyday Life With Guardsmares". > You are still Specialist Artemis Sparkshower, and you have been having a grand old time with your new comrade, Sergeant Ebonshield. > Barring a quick break to go grab some lunch, you have spent the past hours swapping stories about life in the Guard. > Well, not so much "swapping"... > More like, "you telling every one of your stories". > The batpony doesn't share any stories of her own. > And you don't ask her to. > 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell', is the rule, after all. > It's a shame, because you're sure that she must have some good ones. > She's an older mare, at least in her 30s, and she did admit that she's been a soldier all her life. > In spite of her silence, it doesn't feel like she's really holding back the conversation, because she's still engaged in it. > Ebonshield congratulates you on your successes, and laughs along with the funny moments, and expresses sympathy for the times when things got tough. > And, though she doesn't venture into her own history, she provides some good advice and has a few interesting questions about Equestrian society. > She does still occasionally lean in awfully close, though, which can be unsettling. > But you have such a good time sharing that you go right through the regular lunch hour, and it's only once you're both feeling a bit worn out that you go to grab a quick bite. > Alone, unfortunately. > She declines your invitation to the barracks dining room, saying she has some private arrangements in the palace. > It's not really a surprise. > You can just imagine the stir she would cause walking into the mess hall. > Still, it's a disappointment. >> TheManFromAnotherTime !!1oaAx7r77ft 09/06/17(Wed)05:38:15 No.30883630?>>30883637 >>30883620 > Back in your quarters after a late lunch, Ebonshield is nowhere to be found. > Maybe her lunch ran late, or maybe she had another appointment in the afternoon. > Though she didn't mention anything like that. > Part of you still wonders if her 'private arrangements' for lunch were more... sanguine... than anything the Royal Guard kitchen could serve up. > It's not that the hours of pleasant conversation hadn't convinced you that she was a friendly pony who could be an cordial participant in a polite conversation. > They had! > But still, the mysteries surrounding her race were still there, and so the questions lingered around half-answered, like unconfirmed scouting reports. > Without even anypony to talk to about it, you found yourself slipping back into the same, semi-frustrated, semi-confused, slightly-afraid fugue state as in the morning. > It was a quarter past three when Corporal Bound finally returned from the library to get ready for her shift. > Trotting in with the huge book slung over her back, she gives you little more than a polite nod as she walks towards her door. > "Sparkshower." "Hello, Corporal! How did your reading go?" > As she passes you behind the sofa, you can see that her eyes have a sort of glazed-over look, like somepony hitting the books hard to study for an exam. > "It went." > Gosh, that was a brisk wind just now. > You try to clear the clouds to let some sunshine in. "I had a good, long talk with Sergeant Ebonshield this morning..." > Corporal Bound's eyes don't perk up, although she does stop and turn to face you. "... She was asking questions about the Royal Engineer, the things we'd done, the Battle of Newstirrup Bridge, that sort of stuff. Then we got more into my own stories, I guess." > She just eyes you with that tired, detached stare of hers. > It's actually not far from what Sergeant Ebonshield did when she first was introduced, you have to admit. >> TheManFromAnotherTime !!1oaAx7r77ft 09/06/17(Wed)05:39:21 No.30883637?>>30883647 >>30883630 > Maybe a little news will perk her up? "... Oh! Did you hear that Lieutenant Kilfeather and his squadron packed up and moved their 'Pas de Sabots' to Oldstirrup bridge after we beat them?" > Still nothing. > Starting to feel a bit awkward here, like one pegasus struggling against a whole hurricane. > You force an awkward smile. "... What a piece of work, huh?" > Corporal Bound stares at you for a good long time. > Then, at last, she sighs. > "I'm not really surprised, Specialist. Colts like him don't know how to take a 'no' or accept a loss when they don't have to. Glamerspear was right; 'Icepone' didn't get to be the top Air Superiority Fighter in Equestria without being *dangerous*." "Yeah..." > She picks up her shoulders and continues to her room, but there's still something else nagging at your mind. "... So, what do you think of our new team-member?" > Honour stops where she is, staring at her door. > "You don't want to know what I think of her, Sparkshower..." > Still stopped, she looks over her shoulder at you. > "... Especially not if you've been hitting it off with her all day." > The Corporal couldn't possibly believe the same awful stories about batponies that Glamerspear did, could she? > Most of that stuff was just rumours and myths, you were sure of it. > And wasn't Honour supposed to be the sensible, level-headed leader of your group? > Furrowing your brow, you give a little confused wave of your head. "I don't understand, Corporal. What's wrong?" > Sighing again, she puts down her book and walks back over to the sofa. > "Did she tell you *why* she was here, Sparkshower?" > You shake your head. "She didn't talk about herself very much." > Honour curls part of her mouth up into a scowl. > "I figured. Same DADT crap." >> TheManFromAnotherTime !!1oaAx7r77ft 09/06/17(Wed)05:41:45 No.30883647?>>30883652 >>30883637 > The Royal Guard's policy on batponies was frustrating, to be sure. > What time you hadn't spent hiking up the mountain in the morning or chatting with the new Sergeant during the day, you'd spent trying to piece together the answers to unanswerable questions about batponies. > But that didn't make you *dislike* Ebonshield. > So why is the Corporal so upset? > Clearing her throat and sighing again, she steps over to you. > "... I don't like the Sergeant because it's *politics* that got her assigned to this squad." > What? > Surely the Sergeant didn't have any family in the Guard who could have landed her a (relatively) cushy job like VIP service. "I'm not sure I follow you, Corporal." > "Listen, Sparkshower, have you ever heard of a Night Guard serving in a Royal Guard squad, or vice versa?" "No. We barely even conduct joint operations with them." > "That's right, we don't. And can you imagine a batpony being assigned as a VIP bodyguard for anypony other than an alien visitor to our world? Somepony who never grew up to fear Nightmare Moon, or who looked worriedly up at the sky on Nightmare Night? Somepony who never heard hushed stories around a campfire or in a tavern about horrible bat-winged creatures coming to snatch away good ponies in the darkness?" > She makes a good point. > The Royal Engineer took Sergeant Ebonshield with him to a coltswear store to see his new sportswear. > One of the few stories she shared with you. > You simply can't imagine any normal kind of Very Important Pony wanting anything to do with her kind. > Most of them would be just as horrified as Glamerspear was, or as shocked as you'd been, and probably dismiss her immediately. >> TheManFromAnotherTime !!1oaAx7r77ft 09/06/17(Wed)05:42:47 No.30883652?>>30883659 >>30883647 > Only Anonymous, ignorant of the prejudice against her race, would treat her like he does any other kind of pony. > And from what you've seen, he's a courteous and friendly colt. > Little wonder that Sergeant Ebonshield said she thought he was very pleasant, and admitted she was happy to have him as her VIP. > Corporal Bound circles a hoof up in the air. > "You see what I'm saying, don't you, Specialist? Somepony up in Command wants to make the first moves to integrate the Royal Guard and the Night Guard. And when they see that the Royal Engineer needs a fourth member for his quaternion, they jump at the chance to put their plan into motion. They don't think that maybe an alien new to our world could use somepony with social experience. They ignore the note I asked Lieutenant Violetta to put in the requisition form on that very topic. And they don't consider the impact that an alien creature walking around with a batpony is going to have on everypony else. Anonymous meets with big names in society: members of the Court, wealthy financiers like JP Mustang, even Galloway Bitsmount is a known name." > Lowering her hoof, she shakes her head. > "... They don't even bother to arrange any kind of official introductions or joint training so that we can actually get to know each other. Instead, it's 'Don't Ask Don't Tell' as usual, and they just throw Ebonshield in here, without her even having completed the VIP-service training." > Honour leans in close, almost whispering in your ear. > "... It's *bullshit*, Sparkshower. And a VIP like the Royal Engineer deserves better than to be the victim of a political experiment." > The swear word is a shock. > She really is upset about this. > Turning over what she's said, you can only think of one reply. "But what if the experiment works, Corporal?" >> TheManFromAnotherTime !!1oaAx7r77ft 09/06/17(Wed)05:43:49 No.30883659?>>30883664 >>30883652 > Honour just shakes her head. > "It's still a bad way to do things. I told Anonymous the same thing yesterday when I apologized for making the wrong choice at Newstirrup Bridge." > What!? "The wrong choice? But, Corporal, we swept them from the skies!" > "It was still the wrong decision. I barely won. Glamerspear wouldn't have won without the Royal Engineer bending the rules to act as her spotter. And you..." > Softening her tone, she lowers her haunches, pausing. > You remember how afraid you'd been, and even though 'Joker' doesn't scare you even one bit now, you start to close up as you remember how close you'd come to losing. "I know. If he hadn't given me that pep talk, I might not have won, either." > Honour nods. > "And that's what made it the wrong choice. I didn't know what we were all capable of. I made a decision based on missing information that I should have known." > You can't explain it, but deep inside you feel that she must be wrong. > It's frustratingly hard to put into words, though. > Your vexation comes out as you lift your head and raise your voice. "No, I don't agree, Corporal! Maybe you made a mistake by not doing enough reconnaissance, but even though I was the one who said we should just give up, I'm *glad* you chose to fight!" > Almost instinctively, you spread your wings and with a single, powerful, flap, you take to the air. > Without your armour to weigh you down, however, you come close to crashing into the ceiling. > As if it was all deliberate, you spread your feathers out as far as they can go, as much to stop the upwards motion as it is to hold you in the air. "'A good soldier is compelled to evaluate what's happened, so they can apply what they've learned. But when we're out in the field, we have to *push* it.'" > It's your favourite quote from your favourite book on the Commandant's Reading List, 'Top Pony'. >> TheManFromAnotherTime !!1oaAx7r77ft 09/06/17(Wed)05:44:51 No.30883664?>>30883674 >>30883659 > As you float back down to the ground, you pound one hoof into the other and then point at Honour. "... You *pushed* it out there, Corporal. And you pushed *us* out there, too. Now that I've fought against a nimble flyer like 'Joker' and not only survived, but won, I'm not going to be afraid like that again! And I bet you even Glamerspear learned something about how her own magic works, too!" > Taking a bit of a reckless chance, you jab one hoof into your stone-faced leader's chest. "... And *you* must have learned something, as well. At the very least, you learned what the guardsponies you lead can do; and you learned that your VIP knows a thing or two about leadership and resourcefulness." > Wearing a confident stare, you look up into the steady, emotionless eyes of the leader of your quaternion. > Leader for now, anyways. > Her expression doesn't shift, but she does nod her head ever so slightly. > "Maybe you're right, Sparkshower..." > Looking off to the side, her nostrils flare as she inhales sharply through them. > "... I'll think about what you said." > She turns back to face you. > "... But I stand by my words about Ebonshield. Whoever is pulling the strings on this, is doing it without a good plan. And I'm sure she *knows* why she's here, too, but she refuses to break DADT even though it's a nonsense rule in this scenario." "But what if she's a good soldier?" > "Then she's a good soldier, and she'll be useful in a fight. But I still wanted the Guard to do better for Anonymous, because I think he deserves it." > There's nothing really you can say for that. > Of course you want the best for your VIP, too. > At the very least, from your experience in talking with her, Honour is right that Ebonshield is *not* the one to guide the Royal Engineer through Equestrian society. > That doesn't mean she can't help. > Maybe she has some other talent he can use. >> TheManFromAnotherTime !!1oaAx7r77ft 09/06/17(Wed)05:46:34 No.30883674?>>30883683 >>30884695 >>30885050 >>30887657 >>30883664 > Honour interrupts your thought train before it can leave the station. > "I've got to get ready for my shift. We can talk about this more, later, if you want." "Sure, Corporal. Thanks." > Before she walks back to her door, Honour licks her lips and looks up at the ceiling. > "And... maybe I'm wrong about Ebonshield, too. Maybe things are going to sort themselves out on that front as well." > That brings a smile to your face. "I hope so, Corporal." Suggested interlude music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAcMsF2Jbzk [Embed] (Justin Bell - 'Binder of Fate', from 'Tyranny' [2016]) >> TheManFromAnotherTime !!1oaAx7r77ft 09/06/17(Wed)05:47:36 No.30883683?>>30887026 >>30887657 >>30883674 Pastebin updated: https://pastebin.com/RHkvDaAw >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)06:00:54 No.30883744?>>30883754 File: Spoiler Image (720 KB, 498x278) 720 KB >>30883241 >> Neuro 09/06/17(Wed)06:03:42 No.30883754?>>30884503 >>30893365 File: Maximum overhair.png (68 KB, 465x508) 68 KB >>30883744 no >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)06:07:54 No.30883772?>>30884033 >>30884035 Can guardmares protect me from hurricanes? >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)07:02:02 No.30884033? >>30883772 Is that you Pensacolafag? This is TampaBayfag. I have the same question. I think we need a company or two of Guard Pegasi >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)07:02:53 No.30884035? >>30883772 Theoretically, if there are enough pegasi >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)07:27:54 No.30884194?>>30885457 >>30883620 Fug. i must have missed something. i thought we were still at the cloths store. >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)08:16:06 No.30884503?>>30888082 >>30883754 Just do it! Guardsmare is for bully. >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)08:46:01 No.30884649? File: 1497806490972.png (86 KB, 617x909) 86 KB >>30882492 I'm not a guardmare though. >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)08:56:30 No.30884695? File: 1361335 copy - Copy.png (3.62 MB, 1786x2101) 3.62 MB >>30883674 Sparkshower is such a noble hearted little pony. Her spirit makes me happy, Must protect. >> IG Anon 09/06/17(Wed)10:31:07 No.30885047? File: image.jpg (48 KB, 500x290) 48 KB Sorry for no green. Life is getting me busy, and on top of that Supreme Commander is making my old RTS itch come back in full force. The real twist is I have never used hotkeys, and I haven't played Warcraft, Starcraft, or any of the Age of Empires. I have at least started the mission, but I won't post until I have a significant amount of green, which might not even be next week since I'll be working by then. I will say much of it will involve trains. >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)10:31:44 No.30885050?>>30885143 >>30883674 Ebonyshield could be a psychological weapon. Like that time Anon was outnumbered by guards and a VIP, he could just make her come in and bam, they end up pissing their pants. Bats are so haram that they are scary >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)11:08:31 No.30885143? >>30885050 I like this idea. also I want anon to get her and the rest dresses for the gala. >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)13:38:33 No.30885457? >>30884194 You missed the second update from the previous thread. TMFAT linked to it as the reply post though. >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)19:22:38 No.30886292? That's would be cute as fuck >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)19:33:04 No.30886323? >>30881938 The one who isn't batcancer with fangs. >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)20:20:33 No.30886482?>>30889605 Why does brave and Vannie have two pastebins, with the second being a copy of the second half or so of the first? I was all excited about "part 2" before I realised. What is the purpose? >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)21:50:01 No.30886936? File: 1477691596710.jpg (173 KB, 1597x1474) 173 KB >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)22:07:46 No.30887026? >>30883683 Thanks! >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)23:53:31 No.30887543?>>30887585 File: 817383.png (115 KB, 450x434) 115 KB >"D-do you feel safer now, s-sir?" >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)00:00:35 No.30887585?>>30888254 >>30887543 Only if I got to rape you. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)00:13:19 No.30887657? >>30883683 >>30883674 Loving this story. Keep up the good work. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)01:08:12 No.30887936? >>30882218 Art is hard, but our boners and the tiny boners in our hearts are so hard we don't notice. Plus she keeps her hair up unless she is getting railed by Anon. >> Neuro 09/07/17(Thu)01:36:51 No.30888082?>>30888265 >>30889836 File: femguard.png (305 KB, 1477x1252) 305 KB >>30884503 Yno >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)02:13:03 No.30888254? >>30887585 But if you're getting to rape, then it's not actually rape. >This is how the mare justifies that it's okay to herself. >"Oh nooo, please don't take advantage of me, Sir Anonymous~" >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)02:15:02 No.30888265?>>30889540 >>30894154 >>30888082 Hey Neuro, could you draw some Brave and Vannie even though you've probably drawn them way too much with anon when he has a bunch of spears and arrows sticking out of him? I'd love to see any part of that scene drawn >> Anononon 09/07/17(Thu)04:02:10 No.30888861? File: Guard Fleur.png (414 KB, 1666x1732) 414 KB >You will never have the most gorgeous mare you've ever seen assigned as your guard while visiting the Prench embassy >> Neuro 09/07/17(Thu)05:46:50 No.30889540? >>30888265 I'll give it a try later >> cw anon 09/07/17(Thu)05:55:43 No.30889605? >>30886482 The pastebin editor gets slow once it contains thousands of lines/hundreds of thousands of characters, and the pages take longer to load for people with slow connections. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)06:31:14 No.30889836?>>30894154 File: 1493158912298.png (259 KB, 925x1008) 259 KB >>30888082 why do you draw so many cute ponies i can't snuggle? it's like you want me to sad all the time >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)09:48:14 No.30890602? And then I see a darkness Did you know how much I love you? Is a hope that somehow you, Can save me from this darkness >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)10:29:49 No.30890751?>>30890811 What if the guard mare is crooked, and anon finds out? >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)10:48:20 No.30890811?>>30890994 >>30890751 >stopping a random pony smashing a stall from running >while dragged to the station he offers some candy >oh fuck it's chocolate coins >check around, no one's watching >take the candy, look the other way >a mare's gotta do what a mare's gotta do. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)11:51:49 No.30890994?>>30891689 >>30890811 >You can always tell how crooked a she is by how pudgy she is. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)16:43:38 No.30891605? File: Screenshot (420).png (121 KB, 282x410) 121 KB >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)17:16:51 No.30891689?>>30891838 File: 1493696271682.png (177 KB, 709x1127) 177 KB >>30890994 >an extremely lean guard is constantly made fun of >no mass to toss into the blow, you must be shit at combat >eventually, trying to prove herself, uncovers a criminal ring led by Bon Bon that has half the guard on paycheck >has to make a choice >on one hoof, her integrity as a guard, moral principles, honour of Celestia's finest >on the other is an ice cream cone with chocolate sprinkles No amount of training could have prepared her for this >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)17:55:23 No.30891838?>>30891932 File: 1474659951377.png (165 KB, 1000x1000) 165 KB >>30891689 >led by Bon Bon then celestia no doubt knows about it, too >it's a test organized by her, in order to weed out the unloyal guard ponies >hfw its half the guard >hfw not a single pony has tried to stop the supposed crime ring >hfw the ponies she thought the most disciplined and loyal were bought out by ice cream in the dozens >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)18:20:48 No.30891932?>>30891951 >>30892813 >>30891838 Alternatively, Celestia has nothing to do with it, and has most definitely never heard of it, but recently she started having ice cream with her breakfast cake every morning >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)18:26:16 No.30891951? >>30891932 kek "even the bucking PRINCESS is in on it?!" >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)19:57:16 No.30892342? File: Screenshot (433).png (61 KB, 244x282) 61 KB >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)21:41:43 No.30892813? >>30891932 >"Yes, my little pony, what seems to be the matter?" >"Corruption, in the royal guard?" >"I see. Don't worry, I shall attend to the matter personally" >relocated to Dodge Junction next week >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)23:08:48 No.30893365? >>30882218 >>30883241 >>30883754 >> Neuro 09/08/17(Fri)01:25:09 No.30894154?>>30894179 >>30894935 File: Maximum Overfloof.png (136 KB, 1154x934) 136 KB >>30889836 Because I dont have the abillity to draw anything other than cute. >>30888265 Sorry anon I'm too shit of an artist to do that. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)01:29:25 No.30894179? >>30894154 >Because I dont have the abillity to draw anything other than cute. And lewd, don't forget the lewd. >Pic I wonder if Brave realizes she just trapped Vannie in her mane. >> Neuro 09/08/17(Fri)03:36:35 No.30894935?>>30895049 >>30895120 >>30895229 >>30895323 File: shitty sketch.png (644 KB, 1485x1287) 644 KB >>30894154 I tried it again I guess, dont really like doing these kind of sketches. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)03:52:57 No.30895049?>>30895134 >>30894935 Neuro, pls. That's way better than what I could do. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)04:04:39 No.30895120?>>30895134 >>30894935 > That's a big pony >> Neuro 09/08/17(Fri)04:06:08 No.30895134?>>30895313 File: more shitty sketches.png (702 KB, 1314x1222) 702 KB >>30895049 I'm a perfectionist so stuff like this makes me hate myself. >>30895120 For (You) >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)04:16:41 No.30895229?>>30895307 >>30894935 Is Anon a manlet? >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)04:25:26 No.30895307? >>30895229 brave is a big pone >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)04:25:49 No.30895313? >>30895134 >That grin Anon's getting ready to boop the royal snoot. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)04:27:08 No.30895323? >>30894935 That's actually pretty good, thanks Neuro! >> Citizen Safe 09/08/17(Fri)05:51:49 No.30896022?>>30896277 >>30896417 >>30864929 > "How exactly does this work, Princess?" >"You'll fall asleep, then I'll join you." >She closes her eyes, thinking about something for a moment. >"...now would be a good time. I've made my bed with clean linens. You may use it." "Now? It's dark here, but it's the middle of the day. I'm not tired." >"You will be soon enough. Lie down." >You do so. >Luna trots over to chat quietly with Safe. >Ignoring them, you work your way under the sheets. >They're better than you expected. >Good, old cotton. >Not silk or any of that rich-pony stuff that costs a lot but doesn't comfort one at all. >The bed's nice and roomy and the pillows are soft. >You feel relaxed, for sure, but you're nowhere near sleep. >You could lie here for an hour and only get bored. >The Princess comes to the bedside. >"Are you comfortable?" "Very cozy, Princess. But I still don't think-" >"We'll see how you feel momentarily. Are you ready?" "I... guess so." >Her horn flickers. >"Sleep." >She nearly whispers the word, but it echoes in your mind like distant thunder across an overcast valley. >You have the sensation not of becoming tired, but of all physical and mental desire to be awake leaving you. >You're aware, you're sure, of some... thing... about the nature of what she's... doing. >But each rivulet of thought you gather to ponder this is redirected to the rushing river which is SLEEP. >Your consciousness leaks away. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)06:38:50 No.30896277? >>30896022 Thanks for the update. >> Citizen Safe 09/08/17(Fri)07:04:49 No.30896417?>>30896419 >>30896022 >... >You're not much of a tea pony, so you didn't take Luna up on that offer. >The Princess is hospitable, though. >She said you could help yourself to anything in the fridge before she nodded off. >Anything but some slice of cake in back. >You weren't that hungry when they went to sleep, or, rather, when Luna cast a power word on Careful and then fell asleep naturally on her own. >Half an hour later, they still lie there, peacefully and separately. >You hadn't expected this to be brief, but it's looking like you underestimated how long it would take nonetheless. >This may be a stay of several hours. >May as well eat something to keep your energy up. >You go to the fridge. >Everything is FAR over the top for you. >Exquisite cakes and cheese wheels in the rind, exotic curries, some dishes you don't even recognize. >Maybe easy to prepare and serve in bite-size portions with magic, but you were hoping for just a snack, and you don't even like many of the things that look more easily edible. >You check the freezer. >Enough ice cream to fill an apocalypse bunker -- that won't do -- and a solitary banana. >That seems acceptable. >You like banana. >The freezing, you figure, will give it a nice, confectionery edge without affecting the flavor. >You manage to get its peel off in a few flaky chunks. >Then you try to eat it. >It's... not what you imagined. >The freezer was COLD. >The fruit is as hard as a block of ice, and about as flavorful just to lick. >It's not thawing quickly as one big piece, either. >Not in your mouth, and certainly not in the air. >If you could break it up, that might work, but you have no idea where the cutlery is. >If Luna has any at all. >Maybe she slices things like these with magic. >> Citizen Safe 09/08/17(Fri)07:05:20 No.30896419?>>30896715 >>30897085 >>30897545 >>30896417 >Well, this is a pickle. >You have to be responsible for this banana you don't want now. >You peeled it. >It can't be un-peeled. >You can't just put a whole banana in the garbage. >It would be wasting royal food. >Or royal-owned food. >You're not sure whether the distinction is meaningful. >But, bottom line, you need to figure out this banana. >Just get it into chunks. >That's all you need. >You turn it sideways, grip the end between your teeth, and try to snap off some. >Just a little chunk. >Enough to fit in your mouth like a hard candy. >Alone, it'll probably thaw and get nice and soft. >You slowly, carefully tilt your head, applying pressure. >Slowly... >SNAP. >You have ended up with a much larger chunk of banana in your mouth than you wanted. >You can't spit it out, but you dare not try to chew it until it thaws a bit. >It nearly fills your mouth, but nonetheless you have to juggle it around with your tongue so the cold doesn't hurt your teeth and gums. >They didn't train you for this at academy. >Nothing to do now but kick back and try your best to enjoy the banana. >One thing keeps you powering through it. >Luna gave you another offer besides her fridge. >If you wanted to, she said, you could join her and Careful in their sleep. >You hadn't wanted to. >It seemed like a violation of privacy. >But it's starting to seem more appealing than waiting. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)08:04:19 No.30896715?>>30898187 >>30896419 kek, though It worries me why there would be a banana in the freezer. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)09:15:03 No.30897085? >>30896419 Did I say you could stop posting, faggot? Love your work >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)12:00:28 No.30897517? File: 1479266733186.png (909 KB, 1049x1191) 909 KB >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)12:06:20 No.30897527? File: 14636819271209172.jpg (130 KB, 1024x576) 130 KB >>30878518 >>30878530 >>30878656 >>30879121 >>30879769 it's just a handgonne/handcannon. not chinese; it's medieval european. chinese had firelance (not really a gun) and what the quoted anon posted, but those are multi barreled. bayonet makes no sense. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD6SbAzdvc8 [Embed] >> Whiskey 09/08/17(Fri)12:16:45 No.30897545?>>30898213 >>30896419 Good stuff as always, loving your characterization of Luna. Glad to have something to read on the graveyard shift. >> cw anon 09/08/17(Fri)17:37:24 No.30898187?>>30898213 >>30896715 I think it was just left there by accident. I thought I was done writing last night after my first post, but then I wanted to come up with a request for Neuro. I thought, "Safe eating a banana," but that could come off as kind of sexy. So I thought, "Safe struggles to eat frozen banana with much consternation." And I realized I could write two more posts about that instead. Story is, Neuro if you're reading this please draw Safe awkwardly trying to bite into a frozen banana from the side. >> cw anon 09/08/17(Fri)17:46:22 No.30898213? >>30898187 >>30897545 You draw too, right Whiskey? Don't want to leave you out. 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