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[Hide] [Show All] [Return] [Catalog] [Bottom]400 / 65 / 101 / 2 [Update] [Auto] File: 1519957.png (39 KB, 367x432) 39 KB NEETpone #8 Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)06:02:53 No.30835614?>>30835649 >>30842798 >>30844739 >>30861168 >>30887769 Lets keep this going Stories about NEET ponies, Greens may involve: •Floor Bored, the fandom's favorite filthy forever alone nymphomaniac NEET (see pic) •Moondancer or other neetpones •Anon(you) intruding on the neetpone's life •Being a NEET with her, or looking after her and getting her life back together •Being a lovely boyfriend for your neetpone •Turning neetpone into the perfect wife •Lots and lots of hot dirty NEET sex Previous thread: >>30775260 > Stories HeliAnon: https://pastebin.com/ygqNS8VN Antikythera: https://pastebin.com/u/AntikytheraPastes Floored: https://pastebin.com/9Dv8hhPi Life and trials of NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/kc87hds9 NEETpone Girlfriend: https://pastebin.com/yg0yhy9n NEETpone's Day Out: https://pastebin.com/GZ2YeXsJ Raped and cared for NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/8ymsgHej Floored: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/382722/floored >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)06:08:52 No.30835649?>>30835662 >>30835614 (OP) >Lots and lots of hot dirty NEET sex Including piss. Don't forget that. >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)06:11:42 No.30835662?>>30835680 >>30841324 File: 1503842270044.png (89 KB, 576x511) 89 KB >>30835649 kys >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)06:17:07 No.30835680?>>30836035 >>30837991 >>30835662 No way. I started the piss thing with Floor and Imma see it through. If you didn't enjoy the piss/anal clop green I ended the last thread with you're insane. >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)06:21:52 No.30835700?>>30887769 oh, updated-ish list HeliAnon: https://pastebin.com/ygqNS8VN Antikythera: https://pastebin.com/u/AntikytheraPastes Life and trials of NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/kc87hds9 NEETpone Girlfriend: https://pastebin.com/yg0yhy9n NEETpone's Day Out: https://pastebin.com/GZ2YeXsJ Raped and cared for NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/8ymsgHej [NEETPone] Floor Bored needs BitBits: https://pastebin.com/dg7Mk1Vb [NEETPone] Floor Bored's everyday life: https://pastebin.com/6XBdEye2 [NEETPone] Masturbation is magic!: https://pastebin.com/gWPjV1Nh [NEETPone] Anon finds Floor (short): https://pastebin.com/wsA8tz6L [NEETPone] Floor caught: https://pastebin.com/iH5z9Qpf (embed) Games with Floor: https://pastebin.com/qa1D1dNC Floored: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/382722/floored And this one, apparently https://pastebin.com/3EM8ZUeX >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)07:29:26 No.30836035?>>30836739 >>30839415 >>30835680 I want to piss inside of floor bored >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)07:43:36 No.30836111? >>30835394 > >>30835466 > this is hot someone do this >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)09:34:53 No.30836739?>>30839423 >>30836035 I want to fill her womb and pussy up with my warm, clear love, and revell in the feeling of it washing out of her cunt, and over my balls, down her beautiful behind. I-is that a thing? Because I desperately want it to be, now. >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)12:28:56 No.30837286? File: 1175792.png (66 KB, 589x544) 66 KB Floor is cute >> SadAnonymous 08/30/17(Wed)14:08:23 No.30837485?>>30839553 >>30833822 > >With another sigh and a slight shake of her head, she looks back up to you, eyes steely. >"That filly's suffered enough; she doesn't need anymore pain in her life." >You meet her gaze with equal determination "I know that, believe me, I know, that's why I'll do everything I can to keep Floor Bored happy. I won't leave her if I can help it, and if I can't, well, I guess I'll just have to find a way." >Floor Worn stares, seemingly taking measure of your conviction, before finally chuckling. >"So serious," she says, leaning back in her seat and relaxing. "I like that, tells me you'll take good care of my girl." "I'll do my best, ma'am." >"Course you will," she responds with a sage nod. "'Cause if you don't, I'll take a hatchet to those saplings you call leg and shout timber." "Wait, what?" >Be Floor Bored, giving your GramGram a goodbye hug while Anon stands suspiciously far away. >You're sure he's probably just trying to give you some privacy with your grandma, but for some reason, you can't help but feel that he's nervous whenever he glances over. >It's probably just your imagination. >"And you promise you'll be back next week?" the older mare asks for the seventh time. "Yes, GramGram, same time next week," You say, slightly exasperated, earning a hard tap on your head. >"Don't use that tone with me, young lady. You can't blame an old mare for worryin' after you already made me wait years for this visit." >"You bite your lip and hug her a little tighter. "Sorry GramGram, but I mean it this time. I won't ever do that again." >"I hope not," she responds, ending the embrace to lean back. "I'm an old pony, I might not have years left to wait for you to visit." "Don't talk like that." >"Oh, you know I'm jokin'." she says, waving away your grave expression with a eye roll, before smiling at you. "This ol' mare isn't goin' anywhere for a good long while, but that still doesn't mean I want to wait 'til the wedding to see you again." >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)17:03:45 No.30837991? >>30835680 >If you didn't enjoy the piss/anal clop green I ended the last thread with you're insane. i didnt, actually. it was pretty meh, tbqhwyl >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)18:42:20 No.30838337?>>30838380 >>30838410 Sure is slow today. >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)18:50:38 No.30838380?>>30838429 >>30838337 nobody but the real neets like myself are up, so nothing productive will be done for quite some time >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)18:56:54 No.30838410?>>30838429 >>30838337 And those who ARE up don't really have anything to say. >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)19:00:56 No.30838429?>>30838434 >>30838451 >>30838410 >>30838380 I guess I could try drawing something, but eh, why draw when I can be a lazy, unproductive & noncontributing member of society? >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)19:02:05 No.30838434? >>30838429 that's exactly my reasoning, too >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)19:06:11 No.30838451? >>30838429 Exactly. Same here >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)21:00:55 No.30838952?>>30838959 >>30839755 >>30839882 >Be Anon >Living in hoersworld with your NEETpone gf >From what you can tell she's not all that by pone standards >But you're not going by pone standards >You're going by your own set of khv (up until a few months ago) standards >And to you this little mare is hot as hell >Which has a lot to do with the fact that she's into you and perverted as fuck >So this relationship is nothing like what you fantasized about >Your secret hope was to find some mare to make tender, sweet, emotional love to >Basically cuddling with your ugly bits while looking into each other's eyes and maybe crying >That ain't what you got >What you got is a lot of heavy breathing, slamming against each other and getting pissed on >Which is hot as fuck >But so different from the gentle virgin fantasies you once had >Not that you're complaining >You are in love, there's no doubt about that >It just finds its physical expression in a more... hentai way than you expected >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)21:02:00 No.30838959?>>30838965 >>30838952 >Which is why for the third day in a row you're standing over the toilet, practicing >Practicing peeing while maintaining a hard on >Which you've discovered you can actually do when you really have to go and you're mostly, but not fully hard >God, a couple months with this mare have turned you into such a pervert >Then again all bets are off in this situation to begin with >You are fucking a little horse, after all >A little horse who always pees on you >Now it's almost time to turn the tables on her >Moar liek IN her, amirite? >You laugh a little as the stream of piss finally erupts from your mostly hard dick >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)21:03:04 No.30838965?>>30838976 >>30838959 >Be Floor Bored >Anon has been acting weird for a couple days >Spending a long time in the bathroom >He's in there right now >You're pretty sure he's not masturbating >You two have a very... active sex life >And he's as grateful for that as you are >Years of bottled up lonliness and sexual frustration washed away in a matter of months >And you love him >You realized that when you woke up from a nightmare a couple weeks ago >Some other mare had tried to seduce him away from you >And you were stabbing her to death with a kitchen knife >You don't even have a proper kitchen knife >In that dream you sure did >Covered in her blood screaming, "He's mine you whore!," as you watched the life flicker out of her eyes >That freaked you out for a couple days >Anon is still in the bathroom >It's been like ten minutes >Your ear cocks involuntarily as you hear him laugh and start to pee >Maybe he's having middle aged stallion problems? >He's too young for that >There isn't a gray hair on his mane - or whatever he calls it >Maybe he has a UTI from all the fucking? >Do stallions even get those? >Whatever it is you hope he's OK >Stop worrying, you silly mare >Of course Anon is OK >He HAS to be OK >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)21:04:07 No.30838976?>>30838986 >>30838965 >Be Anon >It's a brand new day >Well a few hours into it >You're not an early riser >You roll over in your bed to see what time it is >Your morning wood presses into your mattress as you realize it's just after 10 >Look at that >You have a hard on and you have to pee >Carpe diem >You're gonna have to wake her up >You get out of bed and walk to her room "Floor?" >She starts. "Is everything OK?" she groggily asks, concern in her voice >Then she focuses her eyes on your hard on >"Are you waking me up for sex?," she asks, annoyed "Maybe" >"Well I'm awake now," she huffs, "so just do your thing." >She lying on her back >You climb on top, using your hand to guide yourself into her >She glaring at you, but there's a hint of a smile on her >You push forward and stay there, trying to relax so your bladder can take over >"Anon, you're being weird," she says with an edge of concern >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)21:05:12 No.30838986?>>30839206 >>30839677 >>30840668 >>30842911 >>30889248 >>30838976 "Wait for it" >"Wait for what? Are you OK?" "This" >You feel the relief as you start peeing inside her >You can hear it, too >"Holy shit, Anon! Are you peeing in me?! That's so fucked up" >You feel her wink, and a gush of piss soaks your balls >Your piss this time "Almost done, " you say >You ease out and your pee shoots out of her >There was a lot of it >Her eyes have gone wide, the pupils, too >There's a blush on her cheeks >"Get on YOUR back, " she says, "I'm so riding you." >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)21:42:24 No.30839206?>>30839233 >>30838986 i love you, piss anon(s) >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)21:47:57 No.30839233?>>30839645 >>30839206 I'll keep doing this stuff as long as some Anons enjoy it. >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)22:16:29 No.30839415? >>30836035 I want Floor Bored to piss inside me. >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)22:17:55 No.30839423? >>30836739 It is. There's quite a few videos of guys peeing inside girls on xhamster and similar sites. >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)22:37:29 No.30839553? >>30837485 kek >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)22:52:23 No.30839645? >>30839233 >I'll keep doing this stuff as long as more Anons complain about it. Don't lie, you queer. >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)22:57:47 No.30839677?>>30843670 >>30838986 That's very silly. also gross. I'm pretty sure there's some risks of infection and stuff when urine gets into the uterus and stuff, but whatever. >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)23:14:38 No.30839755?>>30839882 >>30838952 >>Your secret hope was to find some mare to make tender, sweet, emotional love to >>Basically cuddling with your ugly bits while looking into each other's eyes and maybe crying >>That ain't what you got >>gentle virgin fantasies we get it anon, you're still pissy about your wife or whatever being called a hoe, don't need to rant about it in your green and if you think about it, im pretty sure floor, who had never got some previously, would have the same idea, instead of jumping into piss and infections >> Anonymous 08/30/17(Wed)23:36:35 No.30839882?>>30840568 >>30838952 >>30839755 >More than 24 hours later >Still hasn't posted proof of his 'marriage' Calling bullshit on him being anything other than a edgy obese 14 year old posting from his mother's basement >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)01:47:47 No.30840568?>>30840603 >>30839882 >implying married people, and people from all walks of life don't use the chans >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)01:56:40 No.30840603?>>30840624 >>30840568 >Asked for proof of it >Fails to provide proof >Attempts a crappy >implying argument when called out on his bullshit What did it mean by this? >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)01:59:57 No.30840624?>>30840631 >>30840603 I'm a different anon. >asking for identifying information on a board where everyone is anonymous. I guess it's still summer. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)02:01:21 No.30840631?>>30840642 >>30844670 >>30840624 >Asking for timestamped picture of wedding ring is summer Being this new >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)02:02:47 No.30840642?>>30840648 >>30840631 >being this new >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)02:03:32 No.30840648?>>30840787 >>30840642 Yeah, you really are >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)02:06:12 No.30840668? >>30838986 can't get enough of this. anon++ >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)02:18:45 No.30840787? >>30840648 I wish. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)02:51:16 No.30841005?>>30841360 >>30842233 >>30851527 File: 1503971158907.jpg (100 KB, 387x386) 100 KB >"It has come to our attention that a number of anons have gone missing after being lured into vans by little mares who had promised them ale and rock CDs. We would like to remind you to stay safe and avoid any suspicious little girls for the time being." >> Scraggleman 08/31/17(Thu)03:46:57 No.30841306?>>30842533 >>30845338 >>30852522 File: Fun posting floor.png (84 KB, 576x576) 84 KB >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)03:48:58 No.30841324?>>30842743 File: Neet pony thread in a shellnut.png (30 KB, 600x600) 30 KB >>30835662 reminder >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)03:53:50 No.30841360? File: 1475012153678.jpg (808 KB, 1200x1200) 808 KB >>30841005 what a magical world >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)05:55:55 No.30842172? bnub >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)06:04:31 No.30842233? >>30841005 >being lured by anything less than horsepussy they deserve it >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)07:06:25 No.30842533?>>30847660 >>30841306 nice >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)08:05:42 No.30842743?>>30842782 >>30841324 This would be super unf if it wasn't a stick figure comic. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)08:13:58 No.30842782?>>30842800 >>30843039 >>30842743 https://derpibooru.org/1087640 >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)08:16:44 No.30842798? >>30835614 (OP) Ok, seriously, what the fuck is with all the pissfags? Just make your own General for piss, it's disgusting. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)08:17:03 No.30842800? >>30842782 I remember this. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)08:39:51 No.30842911?>>30842959 >>30838986 >You obligingly lay on your back >Floor mounts you reverse cowgrirl >The view is nice >She's sitting on you hilted >And her tail is kinda lifted, but at this angle it lands on your chest >She says, "Here's what a mere does when a stallion stops moving inside her." >And you feel a ripple go from the base of your cock to to the head >She grunts as another happens, this one closer to a squeeze >"UMH!," she grunts as the next one intensifies. >It feels like her magevag is milking the cum out of your dick >Ten or so caresses later and you realize that's exactly what's happening >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)08:48:25 No.30842959?>>30843080 >>30843218 >>30842911 >She's so pinned on your dick there's nothing you can do >You can't even thrust into her >But the feeling is insane >Like the time she let you throatfuck her, but better >She's getting you off with the power of her marevag >That minutes ago was full of your piss >You know what? >Fuck the hater side of your brain that wanted tender loving >THIS is tender loving >She's grunting >And she's broken a sweat >Tender A.F. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)08:49:17 No.30842966? Got a rumor from a patron of Pusspuss. Said he might draw Floor Bored soon. Might not happen but I'll keep you all updated. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)09:02:02 No.30843039?>>30843065 >>30842782 Don't forget the follow up, piss lover. https://derpibooru.org/1079291 >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)09:06:07 No.30843065? >>30843039 I went to that to get the link to what I linked. I don't like piss, don't assume who you're responding to. But I do like nips, he's a glorious bastard. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)09:09:32 No.30843080?>>30843119 >>30842959 >You can't believe what she can do with that marevag >Each grunt brings a stronger sensation to your dick >While you feel her clit wink against the top of your ballsack >You're not gonna last that much longer >While sweaty, smelly pone keeps doing this to you >You're about to cum right where you just peed >And she's pinned so hard on you that last contraction that should have forced you out didn't >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)09:15:15 No.30843119?>>30843158 >>30843080 "Floor, you're about to get me!" you say >That's met by only more grunting and tighter contractions >Which feel like heaven on your dick >So you respond with your own pulses >Which she laps up >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)09:23:46 No.30843158?>>30843169 >>30843119 >And a stream of piss hits your left ankle >As your little make goes into a shaking fit >Almost pushing you out of her "Fuck" >You both say in unison, then start giggling >She rolls over so you cuddle for a minute on the wet bed. >She says, "You're helping me with the towels and flipping the mattress this time." "You bet, Sweetie." end >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)09:26:28 No.30843169? >>30843158 >make Supposed to be >mare >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)09:39:41 No.30843218? >>30842959 >Still being this bitter Dude your 'wife' is a whore, acting pissy about your poor choices isn't going to change that >> SadAnonymous 08/31/17(Thu)10:57:22 No.30843468?>>30843487 >>30843706 >>30843782 >>30847411 >>30847508 >>30856637 "GramGram!" you whisper harshly, shooting a glance over your shoulder to make sure Anon didn't here. >"Oh, I'm just teasing," the mare says, giggling louder. "I'd forgotten how fun it can be to rile you up." >You huff and cross your hooves. "It's not funny," you grumble. >"Says, you," she shoots back, before her smile wanes a bit. "I mean it though, Floor, don't keep me waitin' this time. I love you too much to not know you're doin' alright." "I know, I'm sorry." >The two of you fall into silence for a bit until GramGram leans over to look over your shoulder. >"So, you two are going to the library together, huh? I think maybe I should give you a refresher on how to woo stallions. Libraries aren't exactly romantic." "The library's fine." you counter with a blush and frown. "Plus it was his idea." >"That so? Didn't know you were into the nerdy ones." >You open your mouth to defend your friend, but give up, throwing your hooves in the air. "Fine, he's a nerd, we're both nerds, and now we're going to go be nerdy together, so bleh." >GramGram snorts a laugh when you stick your tongue out, but still nods. "Well, have fun then. I can't wait for next week to hear all about it." >You retract your tongue and try to hold your scowl, but end up giggling yourself. >With a final goodbye, you move to Anon's side and look up to him. >"Ready?" he asks, and you nod. "Yep, we can go now. GramGram wants me to visit again next week though. Is... that okay?" >He looks over his shoulder and the older mare waves happily. >"...Sure..." "Um, is something the matter? Do you... not like my grandma?" you ask hesitantly. "Huh? Um, no, of course not, she's great. Very... lively. I was just thinking about... Taproot, yeah, I told the old guy I'd visit again, guess that means that's what I'll be doing next Sunday now." "Are his stories really that boring?" >He shrugs. >"He's enthusiastic when he's telling them, at least. That makes them better... slightly." >You both chuckle, and head out. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)11:05:42 No.30843487? >>30843468 God I love this story >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)12:22:34 No.30843670?>>30844061 >>30839677 >Infection >Sterile liquid Nope >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)12:35:54 No.30843706? >>30843468 I'm curious what you have planned. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)13:17:48 No.30843781? don't die >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)13:18:24 No.30843782?>>30844592 >>30843468 Good stuff, even though you're a jerk for thinking about abandoning us for a worse site. Please keep gross fetishes out of this, by the way. It's a good story and I'd hate to see it ruined by pandering to fetishists. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)15:00:10 No.30844061?>>30844482 >>30844518 >>30851673 >>30843670 >2017 >STILL believing pee is sterile >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)16:58:28 No.30844482?>>30844518 >>30844581 >>30844061 It usually is, unless you're sick. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)17:10:06 No.30844518?>>30844547 >>30844558 >>30846718 >>30844061 >>30844482 Regardless, as long as the person is healthy, it's unlikely to contain anything worse than what's already naturally present in the vagina. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)17:21:12 No.30844547?>>30844581 >>30845895 >>30844518 Thanks for confirming that the blood in my pee is fine. I knew that urologist was overreacting. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)17:23:29 No.30844558? >>30844518 True. Any meds your partner might be on would be a bigger issue than infection risk under normal circumstances. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)17:30:00 No.30844581?>>30844801 >>30844547 >>30844482 >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)17:34:55 No.30844592? >>30843782 Kill yourself. If you don't like piss then skip over those parts. It's not all about you, you fucking narcissist. t. Non-fetishist >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)18:00:06 No.30844670?>>30844705 >>30840631 >Asking for timestamped picture of wedding ring In a self insert erotic My Little Pony fanfic thread. What are you thinking, lad? >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)18:10:12 No.30844705?>>30844741 >>30844749 >>30844670 >What are you thinking, lad? That he won't provide proof because he can't provide proof >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)18:18:19 No.30844739?>>30844769 >>30850517 >>30835614 (OP) I nvr tried this one/ >Hi floor bored, how do? >floor bored is sitting at the computer in her mc-houe made of comfy sidepanels that resemble commie infrastructure. >she lives on a block near the ghetto of ponyville, but her house is nice and neat with a well cut lawn, or, backyard at least her front is pink granite because she's too lazy to water that much. next to her are a few hundred bitcoin machines and blowing fans everywhere to keep them cool: >they run on regular electricity while her laptop runs from the solar power. >Floor is as per usual looking at deep web browsing and /a/... well, the pony version of /a/. >"Oh hey anon, just let yourself in, I mean fuck knock for once will ya?" >(god damn, that edge as usual) >Y'know I was just in the neighborhood, figured you may want some company. I mean, can you believe it's been about a year since we first met at that con? >"oy, don't mention it, I need to cleanse myself of the feels that brings" >annnyywayy... I got two tickets to deadpon3, was wondering maybe you might want a break from the blue light? >"sure one minute, I need to check if these couns just transferred... bingo, o.k. let's do it! Aww... what is with my stomach?" >Did you forget to eat again? >"Um... well, no! but while your at it." >"So whadya want should I stop by panks?" >"Yeah, let's stop by there first. I need a carrot tofu sandwhich..." >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)18:18:22 No.30844741?>>30844747 >>30844705 AutismSpeaks.jpg >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)18:19:12 No.30844747? >>30844741 It's been done before >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)18:19:57 No.30844749?>>30844777 File: 1459621911999.jpg (35 KB, 415x503) 35 KB >>30844705 >He cares this much about some Anon's marriage yikes >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)18:23:27 No.30844769? >>30844739 Ooh, a brighter, edgy, more motivated version of Floor? Where are you going with this Anon? Moar! >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)18:25:44 No.30844777? File: algunoshombresbuenos.gif (910 KB, 500x281) 910 KB >>30844749 >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)18:30:28 No.30844801?>>30844822 >>30844872 >>30844581 The joke was that vaginas have blood in them >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)18:35:49 No.30844822?>>30844848 >>30844801 The joke is that you haven't been in one since you came out of one. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)18:43:16 No.30844848?>>30844885 >>30844822 I guess that's something me and Floor Bored have in common then. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)18:49:19 No.30844872?>>30844892 >>30844801 Horses don't menstruate anon >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)18:53:36 No.30844885? >>30844848 Until some glorious bastard writes the Floor, Lily and Anon 3 way fic. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)18:55:08 No.30844892?>>30844928 >>30844872 Horses don't speak. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)19:02:56 No.30844928?>>30844940 >>30844892 It's not even canon in the show for horses to poop yet. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)19:05:37 No.30844940?>>30844952 >>30845046 File: 176.gif (125 KB, 600x563) 125 KB >>30844928 At least we know they do pee. Don't know where babby is formed though. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)19:08:30 No.30844952? >>30844940 God, that pic is so hot. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)19:28:53 No.30845046?>>30845047 File: 45.png (26 KB, 920x590) 26 KB >>30844940 >don't know where babby is formed >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)19:29:26 No.30845047?>>30845079 >>30845112 >>30845046 Word of God is not canon >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)19:40:01 No.30845079? File: 1491803488602.png (101 KB, 580x467) 101 KB >>30845047 >word of faust >non canon We're reaching levels of retardism that shouldn't even be possible >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)19:45:14 No.30845112? >>30845047 I would love to see Mom's reaction to the depravity itt. I imagine she'd be all awkwardly shocked and disgusted, but maybe, just maybe secretly think it was kinda hot. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)20:36:17 No.30845338?>>30845386 >>30847660 >>30841306 Man i love all the shit you put out >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)20:44:54 No.30845386?>>30847660 >>30845338 This. The unhinged look in her eye is so great. >> Anonymous 08/31/17(Thu)22:17:52 No.30845895? >>30844547 If you have blood in your pee, you're probably not healthy. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)00:33:45 No.30846718?>>30847336 >>30844518 it doesnt matter how fucking healthy you are, urine is waste, it's meant to be expelled. what's in the vagina is there for a reason, and you can't seriously tell me that fucking WASTE is the same as a natural chemical composition in another part of the body. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)02:14:15 No.30847336?>>30847347 >>30846718 >what's in the vagina is there for a reason The Candida genus says "Hi". >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)02:16:44 No.30847347? >>30847336 so what, it's in your gut too, and can cause infections when disrupted what's your point? >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)02:27:39 No.30847411? >>30843468 This is good Very good indeed >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)02:44:48 No.30847508?>>30847794 >>30843468 Keep up the great work SadAnonymous! >> Scraggleman 09/01/17(Fri)03:13:54 No.30847660?>>30847715 >>30847783 >>30847794 >>30848217 >>30848903 File: DELETE THIS.png (34 KB, 300x222) 34 KB >>30842533 >>30845338 >>30845386 Glad you guys like my stuff. Have another pic seeing as I'm too awkward to elaborate on the feel good nature of people liking my drawings. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)03:23:34 No.30847715? >>30847660 what is this a neet for ants >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)03:33:04 No.30847783? >>30847660 its okay manon, the awkward feelings are mutual >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)03:34:43 No.30847794? >>30847508 >>30847660 You keep up the great work too Your drawings are great >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)04:48:44 No.30848217?>>30849338 >>30847660 I enjoy your psycho take on Floor. The depression angle gets overplayed. I like her more as a crazy bitch. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)06:36:50 No.30848903?>>30849338 >>30847660 now just made bigger, and an actual speech bubble of her saying it >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)07:32:37 No.30849217?>>30849222 >You are Floor Bored, and it seems the Canterlotian bureaucracy has found yet another way to torture you >Last week you'd received an official letter in the mail, informing you that you were being transferred to the heartlands of Equestria, some little town called Ponyville >"The clean air and rustic surroundings may ease your anxiety," the letter had read. >You really doubt it; the previous letter had suggested that living in the city might help you *overcome* your anxiety >Much like you, it seems like they've given up on that particular goal >As had your case worker; apparently you were getting a new one >"You will be supplied with ample food, comfortable lodgings, and access to many forms of recreation," the letter had gone on. "Please use the included boxes to pack your belongings so that they may be shipped to you upon your prompt departure." >Of course, a week had gone by and you'd neglected to pack anything whatsoever >You figured all you really needed was your computer and your old hoodie >The rest of all your accumulated crap could just go in the trash where it belonged >Instead, you'd just been using the boxes as an expedient way to relieve yourself >At least, it seemed expedient at the time, until now the night before you leave, it dawned on you that somepony was going to have to clean up the piss-stained cardboard lying in the corner of your apartment >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)07:33:41 No.30849222?>>30849230 File: Spoiler Image (174 KB, 1011x1024) 174 KB >>30849217 >In a fit of panic, you'd alternately tried shoving them down the garbage disposal and flushing them down the toilet, with disastrous results >You'd converted one of them into a fort, under which you now hide as you lie on your filthy futon, the palpitations of your heart gifting you with an endless sense of impending doom >You distract yourself by obsessively posting your fetishes on 4Clop, too nervous and nauseated to eat, only barely remembering to occasionally drink some water >As morning dawns and exhaustion finally begins to take you, you once again type out the sad song of your heart, your deepest desire, your desperate cry into the Ponynet >"tfw no stallion will ever cum while sniffing ur butthole" >You bury your face into your hooves and sob, fat tears rolling down your cheeks until at last merciful sleep comes >The knocking at your door is a brutal return to consciousness >Instead of nightmares, you'd been dreaming about nothing at all, for once >It had been nice >Now, reality was slapping you about the face with the reminder that you will have to go outside and interact with it >It takes you ten minutes to drag yourself to your door >You know you look and smell horrible >The nerves are killing you; you feel like your throat is closing, like you can barely breathe >In the brief crawl from futon to door, you fantasize, crazily, about the possibility that your new case worker will be a hot stallion who will fuck you right up the ass >You know, of course, that it will probably just be some old grandmare, like the previous one >The thought at least is distraction enough for you to bring your trembling hoof up to open the door >A wave of horror and despair washes over you when you see who's waiting on the other side >Long, beautiful pink hair >Sparkling turquoise eyes >A luscious, shiny, golden-colored coat >A regular motherbuckin' Stacy Glitterhooves >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)07:34:43 No.30849230?>>30849242 >>30849222 >She stands an awkward distance away from the door, but when she sees you, she looks almost - no, that's impossible - relieved? >"G-Good morning!" she says. Her smile is so bright and cheerful that you feel like you might just die. "My name is Fluttershy. Are you Floor Bored?" >You try to answer, but your throat is so tight that all that comes out is a reedy gasping sound. "Nnn," you finally manage. >This isn't really an answer, but Fluttershy seems to intuit that you are indeed the mess she has now inherited >"It's so nice to meet you!" she says in a rush, a sentiment that normally you would be certain is insincere, and yet you can't help but believe her >Of course you believe her, everyone instinctually loves Stacy Glitterhooves, even maladjusted NEETs >She's probably had hundreds of coltfriends and miles of sweet hot dick >"I'm really looking forward to helping you get settled in your new home," you hear her saying. "Are you all packed up and ready to go?" >It's just… impossible to even look at her >She's everything you're not, and all you feel is the crushing sense of your own worthlessness >There is no reason that someone like her should be wasting her precious time shuttling a pissbag like you from place to place >You tear up uncontrollably; your attempt to fight back the sobs makes you gag, and you taste vomit in your mouth, acrid and sharp >Her expression immediately becomes one of concern >"Oh, it's all right," she says soothingly, reaching out with a gentle hoof to touch your shoulder. "You're gonna be just fine, Floor. I know how hard it is to leave someplace you've lived for a long time. But I promise, you're going to love Ponyville!" >Her hoof is warm and she smells like vanilla and honeysuckle >Every moment of her continued proximity is agony >"It's okay. You can take as much time as you need," she says. "But, um, the train does leave at 3 PM. Maybe I can help you get your things together, while you say goodbye?" >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)07:35:46 No.30849242?>>30849254 >>30849230 >You stumble away, needing to free yourself from her aura of perfection before you puke >"Oh dear, I'm sorry, was that stressful? I'm so sorry," Fluttershy says, sounding oddly flustered for some reason. "Once we get to Ponyville, you won't have to worry about any silly deadlines or anything like that. The hardest part will just be getting there, I promise. And you won't have to go through it all by yourself - I'll be with you every step of the way!" >You lie down in the corner, cover your eyes with your hooves, and groan >For a moment you expect her to just keep talking, but you're surprised when she says nothing at all >You take a peek, only to see her shuffling her hooves and staring quietly at the ground >Eventually she sneaks a glance in your direction >Is she.. nervous? No.. that's impossible. >"It's gonna be okay," she says. "I'll help you." >You watch as she steps into the room >To call it a mess would be a vast understatement >You live in a wasteland, a fucked-apart dead thing of a domicile, splattered with the many fetid juices of your wasted existence >It's going to take several rounds of fumigation just to make this space livable again for normal ponies >Yet Fluttershy seems to take it all in impassively, walking slowly to the center of the room where your hoodie lies splayed on the floor >"This'll be good to have in Ponyville," she says, running a hoof against the fabric of the sleeve, "it can get awfully cold at night. And we have cold winters! Can I put it with your other clothes?" >Are you supposed to say something? You don't *have* any other clothes. >Should you make a joke? The whole situation suddenly seems very funny for some reason, though you can't really explain why >You let out a very loud and sharp "HA HA" and then begin to hum nervously to yourself >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)07:36:43 No.30849250?>>30849285 >>30871215 oh boy, its looking good i assume its going to stay grayscale, but w/e SUPER NSFW: http://i.imgur.com/sExGZIg.jpg >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)07:36:48 No.30849254?>>30849261 >>30849242 >Saying nothing, she roams quietly through your apartment, looking for things that either don't exist or you haven't packed >A sense comes over you that you should do something, say something, but you're not sure what you can really do or say >In time she returns with your computer, gingerly holding its handle in her mouth, a sight that gives you a brief pang of guilt knowing what kind of substances have touched the thing >"I can carry this in my bag," she says. She noses your hoodie toward you. "Put this on, okay? It might be a little chilly on the train." >Wordlessly you obey, sliding the garment on over your head and shaking out your greasy mane after you've pulled it all the way on >"Is there anything else you want to bring?" she asks >This time you do manage a coherent response, an emphatic shaking of your head >"Okay," Fluttershy says. "Then, let's get going… if that's okay with you, Floor." >She turns around and heads for the door >For fuck's sake, that is an absurdly long tail >That can't be natural…. can it? >Of course it is >And while you're busy staring at Fluttershy's rear, a much more important question occurs to you >What exactly does Stacy Glitterhooves' ass smell like? >You want to know purely as a matter of scientific inquiry >You're no lesbian, you don't even *like* mares, you just want to know what stallions smell when they shove their snouts under that shiny pink tail >This curiosity is PURELY non-sexual >You follow up behind, hoping to sneak a whiff, but she turns around once she's passed the threshold >She seems surprised that you've followed her >"You're doing great," she says, smiling. "Once we get outside, I'll get a driver to take us to the station." >Clarity returns when your focus shifts from Fluttershy's ass to the hallway around you >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)07:37:54 No.30849261?>>30849274 >>30850334 >>30849254 >Dread hits suddenly when you realize that you'll be following her outside >Outside, where thousands upon thousands of ponies walk in the open, talking and laughing >And looking at you >Violent trembling sets off in your limbs, your hooves clacking against the floor >Fluttershy is looking at you encouragingly over her shoulder, walking slowly toward the exit >Steeling yourself, you stare directly at her ass, her flanks sashaying as she walks, undoubtably perfect marebits hidden by her tail >It's somehow soothing, even hypnotically so >Down the hall, out the door, down the front steps >You feel the usual tightness throughout your entire body, your breath quickening, heart pounding, but you remain focused, following behind Fluttershy >Somehow, her ass is getting you through this >Is this the true power of Stacy Glitterhooves? >3 PM >The train pulls out of the station, leaving the city behind >Fluttershy was wise enough to spring for a private cabin; the two of you sit on opposite bunks by a window >"I brought lots of tasty food," she says cheerfully, pulling parcels from her bag. "Are you hungry?" >You quickly down what is probably your first real meal in ages: hay sandwiches, fresh green salad, and strawberry cupcakes from someplace called Sugarcube Corner >Fluttershy seems pleased to see you eat, not at all angry with you for eating 3 times as much as her >You've gotten a little more used to her presence, though it's still hard to look directly at her, and eye contact is impossible >Once you've both finished eating, she returns to her book >She'd given you a few to choose from, but you can't really muster the concentration to read anything longer than a 4Clop post >Instead you stare out the window, watching the land go by >It's almost calming, feeling a kind of detachment from the world of ponies >Out of the corner of your eye, you see Fluttershy yawn widely >Every so often, her eyelids flutter and her head dips >She's trying really hard to stay awake >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)07:38:57 No.30849274?>>30849288 >>30850558 File: Spoiler Image (186 KB, 629x441) 186 KB >>30849261 >After awhile, she finally dozes off, head slumping against the pillow of her bunk >Once she's asleep, you find it much easier to look at her >It feels weird to stare so intently at a mare, when for so long you've thought only about stallions >Mares are usually so odd-looking and gross, you've always wondered how stallions can stand being around them >Yet looking at Fluttershy, you start perhaps to understand >She is ridiculously beautiful, looking so soft and so pretty as she lies there partially illuminated by sunlight, pink mane softly glowing as it covers half her face >Her sides slowly rise and fall as she breathes, her mouth making adorable little noises >Even her drool is perfect as it seeps into her pillowcase >Memories of her ass flood your mind >You suddenly want really, really badly for her to sit on your face >Maybe you could just smell her breath while she sleeps? Would that be so wrong? >Your hind legs tremble as you sit up on your bunk >A shaky sigh escapes your lips as you feel yourself leaking on your bedsheet >Masturbating right here, right now? >Well, it is a private cabin… >But - this is wrong >Mares shouldn't be turned on by other mares >This is just the spell of Stacy Glitterhooves, it's not real, right? >You're not actually attracted to her, your mind is just too weak to resist her natural charisma >You try really hard to imagine throbbing stallion cocks pressing into all your holes >But try as you might, your thoughts naturally gravitate toward your memory of Fluttershy looking over her shoulder at you >And then your fantasy of her flashing you a sultry look as she slowly slides her tail to the side, showing you her - >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)07:39:46 No.30849285?>>30849295 >>30849250 are you who I think you are? >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)07:39:59 No.30849288?>>30849298 >>30849274 >You gulp repeatedly, feeling your throat tighten >No, no, you shouldn't be having these thoughts >Are you even in control of your own mind anymore? >Anxiety mounts rapidly >This isn't right, you feel like you're going crazy >You don't want to think about Fluttershy, you don't want to think about Ponyville, you want to be back *home*, you want to be on 4Clop, you want to feel *normal* again - >Head clasped between your hooves, you rock back and forth, trying desperately to think the thoughts you want to think >You can barely breathe, your heart feels like it's going to stop at any second >Suddenly you feel hooves on your back, and you let out a yelp >You realize that you've fallen on the floor >Turning your head, you see Fluttershy looking down at you, her brows knit with worry >"Floor Bored! Are you okay?" she asks. >You tremble violently beneath her, whimpering incoherently, trying not to look at her >"It's all right," she tells you, laying a hoof comfortingly upon you. "You're gonna be just fine. It's just an anxiety attack." >"S-S-Sorry," you say. The first word you've uttered in her presence. >Oh Floor Bored, you don't have to be sorry." She hugs you, and your head swims with her sweet scent, her softness. "It's my fault. I'm so sorry I fell asleep." >Your head slumps against her fluffy chest, the grease of your hair soaking into her coat >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)07:40:43 No.30849295?>>30855237 >>30849285 Probably not. Not the artist, that's for sure. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)07:41:01 No.30849298?>>30849330 >>30850039 >>30850133 >>30850170 >>30850347 >>30881989 >>30882043 >>30849288 >The aftereffects of the adrenaline rush set in, your limbs feeling weak, hooves tingling >Usually the comedown from the anxiety attack is just as horrible as the attack itself, but this is oddly comforting >Fluttershy's heartbeat sounds softly in your ear as she cuddles you >"Let's move you back onto your bunk, okay?" she says. >"…Okay." >Gingerly she supports you as you shuffle decrepitly back into bed >Now she rubs your back as you lie there >Maybe thinking about Fluttershy isn't so bad >She just seems so… nice >In what is perhaps a fortunate turn of events, you have little time to think more about the issue >Your own exhaustion rolls over you in a wave, as you realize just how much tension you've been holding in all day long >Watching the land rush by through the window, feeling Fluttershy's warm presence beside you, you feel a sensation that you'd long forgotten >Relaxation >Your eyes close, and as sleep takes you, you are vaguely aware that you've pissed all over the bed >Not to worry though >As Fluttershy has assured you, once you get to Ponyville, everything will be >just >fine. _____ That's it for now >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)07:46:16 No.30849330? >>30849298 I eagerly await the next installment >> Scraggleman 09/01/17(Fri)07:47:17 No.30849338?>>30850049 File: DELETE THIS BIGGER.png (59 KB, 600x444) 59 KB >>30848903 Not sure if I can make it bigger in Sai without severely fuzzying up the original line work. The best I can currently do is double it's size in paint which makes it more pixely, as seen here. >>30848217 I like doing depressed Floor, but angry Floor is a fun concept to play around with. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)07:56:36 No.30849407?>>30849427 >Be Anon >Walking home with dinner for your pony gf >Pony gf! >You have a pony gf >She may be messy >And smelly >And not all the comfortable around other ponies >And she's perverted >That's good, actually >And she pees on you >Which you decided you're cool with >And she loves you >Which is why you got her favorite - hayburgers from Shake Shack - for tonight >The walk out to get dinner has become enough of an evening ritual that you recognize many other ponies out on this summer night >Not by name, but enough that you greet each other as you walk by "Hoe's it going?," you say to a familiar stallion you pass >"Hey, man," he replies >He HAS to have picked that up from you >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)07:59:13 No.30849427?>>30849450 >>30851675 >>30849407 >Suddenly a familiar little filly appears in front of you >Even without her cap you can't help but recognize that bright blue mane >It's Lily, and she looks pissed >"Floor?!," she says incredulously. "Floor Bored is your marefriend?! WHY! She's gross, and smelly and OLD!" >This was bound to happen sooner or later "Yes, Lily," you try to say as calmly as possible, "Floor is my marefriend." >"Eeew!," she replies. "Why would you want smelly old Floor when you can have this?" >She turns her butt to you and lifts her tail >You look around nerveously to see if any other ponies can see/hear this >A pair of mares walks right by you deep in conversation >Completely oblivious to the filly, tail lifted, making a brazen sexual proposition to you >wtf? >There's still a lot of things about these ponies you don't get "Lily? Listen to me. Floor is my marefriend. You have to go home." >She looks back at you. "Only because YOU say so, Anon. Have fun with that smelly old mare, stupid." >This place is still weird as fuck >But you're nearly home to your pony gf, and a quiet dinner for two >Never had THAT before in your life >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)08:03:07 No.30849450?>>30849459 >>30850041 >>30849427 >Suddenly a familiar little filly appears in front of you >Even without her cap you can't help but recognize that bright blue mane >It's Lily, and she looks pissed >"Floor?!," she says incredulously. "Floor Bored is your marefriend?! WHY! She's gross, and smelly and OLD!" >This was bound to happen sooner or later "Yes, Lily," you try to say as calmly as possible, "Floor is my marefriend." >"Eeew!," she replies. "Why would you want smelly old Floor when you can have this?" >She turns her butt to you and lifts her tail >You look around nerveously to see if any other ponies can see/hear this >A pair of mares walks right by you deep in conversation >Completely oblivious to the filly, tail lifted, making a brazen sexual proposition to you >wtf? >There's still a lot of things about these ponies you don't get "Lily? Listen to me. Floor is my marefriend. You have to go home." >She looks back at you. "Only because YOU say so, Anon. Have fun with that smelly old mare, stupid." >This place is still weird as fuck >But you're nearly home to your pony gf, and a quiet dinner for two >Never had THAT before in your life >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)08:04:51 No.30849459?>>30849481 >>30851675 >>30849450 "OH, you're so edgy," you respond. "No purpose in life and a piss fetish is hardly edgy in my world where people shoot up movie theaters" >She winces >"I love that about you, Anon," she says, "but that scares me about myself" >"Ponies don't see dark stuff. Like with Lily. You'd have to be screwing her on the steps of town hall for anypony to notice." >"Anything less than that and they'll just think it's cute she has a filly crush on you." "But you can see it." >"I can RECOGNIZE it. She doesn't have to tell me her story for me to know." >"Some stallion gets her to do things with him she doesn't really understand in return for attention, affection, approval..." >"She realizes these things are secrets, but basks in his attention - it makes her feel special and important." >"Then one day he disappears for whatever reason, and you not only have a secret" >"You have a hole in you that you need another stallion to fill" >"Because once that door is open you can't just shut it and pretend you never felt what you felt." >She pauses, then looks up at you, and the bag of burgers untouched on the table in front of you >"So you look for a stallion who seems different enough to notice you, since you're invisible to most of them THAT way." >"Lily seems convinced that's you." >That is some fucked up shit, but you're not gonna say it >Instead you just say: "Floor, you're the one I love." "Have a burger!" >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)08:07:32 No.30849481?>>30849560 >>30849565 >>30850041 >>30850133 >>30850795 >>30851934 >>30849459 >You reach into the bag and produce a burger for each of you >They're actually good, by the standards of the food here at least "Bon Appetit!," you say, handing it to her >For some reason she thinks that's funny, so now you say it at the start of every meal >Tonight it isn't funny >You know you're being lame, but you really have nothing in light of all this heavy shit >You two begin eating in silence >You can only get halfway through one of these things, because you really can't digest it >You'll pay for that tomorrow anyways >You start on the fries >"You're not gonna fuck around with her, are you?," she asks with an insecurity you haven't heard from her in months "No way!," you say honestly >"She is really young and cute" "I'm not THAT kind of monster." >"The monster," your pony gf responds, "was the stallion who started her down this path in the first place." >"You'd just be an opportunist along the way," she finishes, looking at you in an unsure way. "Not really a monster." "I couldn't do that to a kid," then you correct yourseslf, "...to a filly. That's where I draw the line." >"That isn't gonna change the string of bad decisions she's going to chase after, when she stops fixating on youand eventually makes some kind of peace with this shit." >Wow >Guess there actually is some heavy shit in perfect pastel colored hoersworld >Your pnoy gf looks up at you, green eyes shining and says, "Would you roleplay it?" "Roleplay what?" >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)08:18:25 No.30849560? >>30849481 Go on. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)08:19:03 No.30849565? >>30849481 >Would you roleplay it? here's my candid answer I'd rather cut off my dick with a rusty spoon after fucking a beehive to a pulp whilst jamming a cactus up my ass also why the doubleposting? >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)09:37:52 No.30850039? >>30849298 I loved every line of it. That "no homo / you mirin sis" with Flutter is interesting. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)09:37:58 No.30850041?>>30851933 >>30849481 i love this (but yeah i think you screwed up on >>30849450 and we missed a part where Anon gets home and meets with Floor) >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)09:38:33 No.30850049?>>30850882 >>30851527 File: c874fe4f-6354-40af-c043-2(...).png (142 KB, 600x444) 142 KB >>30849338 Bruv, use waifu. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)09:56:38 No.30850133? File: 1489725__safe_artist-colo(...).png (112 KB, 1156x1014) 112 KB >>30849298 >>30849481 aw yiss, i eagerly await MOAR OF THESE >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)10:04:55 No.30850170?>>30850859 >>30849298 This is some great shit. Loving the guided and calming assisted move for traumatized Floor. and I'm not just loving this because I'm totally into facesitting and oral. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)10:41:24 No.30850334? >>30849261 >>Somehow, her ass is getting you through this my sides its like ridiculous out of context hentai dialogue >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)10:45:22 No.30850347?>>30850356 >>30849298 Is this gonna be some lesbian story or something then? >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)10:47:59 No.30850356?>>30850376 >>30850385 >>30850432 >>30850480 >>30850580 >>30850911 >>30850347 nah, flutters is definitely a trap in this >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)10:51:49 No.30850376? >>30850356 oh hell yes! >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)10:53:38 No.30850385? >>30850356 Somehow that's even worse. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)11:04:25 No.30850432? >>30850356 Oh for pete's sa-I'm okay with this >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)11:18:34 No.30850480? >>30850356 Goddamnit this thread gets worse every week. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)11:27:23 No.30850517? >>30844739 Your formatting and writing is awful. Look at what other people do and do that. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)11:37:51 No.30850558? >>30849274 Fluttershy/Floor/Moondancer/Twilight nerdherd with Anon when? >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)11:45:00 No.30850580? File: IMG_1109.jpg (66 KB, 623x414) 66 KB >>30850356 Nice Now we just need her coltfriend Anon to fuck them both. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)13:12:22 No.30850795? >>30849481 kinda really makes me want to help lilly... straingly in a nonsexual way >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)13:35:12 No.30850859? >>30850170 >Stacy Glitterhooves will never press her undoubtedly perfect marebits and ponut into your face Why even live? >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)13:40:06 No.30850882? >>30850049 Someone just insulted her Anon. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)13:49:49 No.30850911? >>30850356 you sonuvabitch >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)16:26:59 No.30851374?>>30851623 Don't you dare dying before the rest of Stacy GlitterHooves vs Smelly Neet is posted, thread. >> Scraggleman 09/01/17(Fri)17:32:50 No.30851527?>>30851759 File: Filly Floor.png (201 KB, 1278x1190) 201 KB >>30841005 Suspicious little girls you say? >>30850049 Well that solves that problem, thanks. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)18:00:34 No.30851623? >>30851374 I wanna read Floor Bored vs. Ponyville. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)18:11:15 No.30851673? >>30844061 This. Peeing is how your body evacuates things it doesn't want. Including germs. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)18:11:46 No.30851675?>>30851933 >>30849427 Fuck! That's what I get for writing the whole thing out then posting when I'm crosseyed drunk. this was supposed to be the next part: >You walk up to your door and enter your little cottage >Your pony gf walks out of her room to greet you >"You got us Shake Shack!," she says, beaming. "You are so sweet!" "Danny Neigher is a fucking genius," you say, "and you are the fucking best. So it's a perfect fit." >But as happy as you are to see her that interaction with Lily still kinda weirds you out >And she can obviously tell something is bothering you >"What's the matter, Anon," she asks in a wifely tone "Just ran into Lily." >"Oh, she HATES me now," she giggles. >Then turning a little more somber she adds, "I feel sorry for her." "That tail lifting thing," you begin, "That's always erotic, right? No mare does that in a not erotic context, right?" >"That's as erotic as it gets," she replies. "Well a long time ago mares used to nicker while doing it, and that was super sexy." >"But nopony nickers anymore." "Lily just lifted her tail at me, and two mares walking right by didn't even notice." "In my world child protective services and the police would have been called in any situation remotely like that." "And I would have probably been considered a predator. And been on a list for it!" >Floor sighs >"Your world, from what you've told me, is more aware of its darkness." >"You told me ponies don't just burst into song there," she adds "PONIES can't even talk there." >"OK, PEOPLE!," she says. "My point is ponies are different. By pony standards I'm super dark and edgy." Then this >>30849459 Sorry about that. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)18:35:36 No.30851759?>>30852474 >>30851527 This just looks like a regular pony Floor, not a filly. Filly/colt bodies are done differently. See https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/11/20/767954.png https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2013/3/30/282916.png >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)19:27:02 No.30851933? >>30850041 Fixed here >>30851675 >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)19:28:21 No.30851934?>>30851938 >>30849481 >"You and Lily", she responds. >"I'm glad you'd never take advantage of her. It'd be like giving her ice cream. We'd never be able to get rid of her." >"And she hates me now that she knows about us." >She gives you a sheepish look, "Besides, I really don't want to share you with anypony... or filly for that matter." "How could you think that would even be an option?" >"For some stallions it would be," she replies "Mares, too. And it's a good thing she hates me because..." >She blushes and turns away from you >Then she mutters, "Because the thought of that little filly sucking your dick really turns me on." "Floor!" >"Why do you think I'm with you instead of some stallion who would want foals someday? I wouldn't trust myself with a foal." >"Do you think I'm a monster?" "No. I love you. Everything in this world is weird to me. You're like my anchor in it." >"You have no idea how ridiculous that would sound to anypony else, but I get it." "You have no idea how ridiculous having a talking horse for a girlfriend would be where I come from" >"Horse?! I'm not that big, am I?" "Of course not. You're my little pony!" >She turns back toward you and smiles. In a higher pitched voice she says, "I can be your little filly if you want." >She's blushing like fuck >Goddamit >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)19:30:28 No.30851938?>>30851956 >>30852215 >>30852339 >>30851934 >You're into a lot of pervy stuff >But pedo shit isn't one of them >And now you pretty much know your pony gf was diddled as a filly >That does NOT turn you on >But now is not the time for judgement >You could crush her right now if you said the wrong thing >And you almost did with that hors comment >You don't want to open this can of worms >But you're afraid it's already open >She wants to BE Lily >Because she's been a Lily >Shit >She's still looking at you with a mix of embarrassment, hopefulness and lust >And really, why are you overthinking a blowjob, you idiot "Lily," you say leaning back in your chair and unzipping your pants, "How about you show me what a good little filly does." >Floor's eyes go wide as you pull out your semi hard cock >You're really not that into this, but - blowjob >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)19:35:03 No.30851956? >>30851938 god damn it >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)20:45:24 No.30852215? >>30851938 Dang. from what was posted i was expecting a feelsy sweet story. not that this is bad but feels are my bread and butter. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)21:16:10 No.30852339?>>30852348 >>30851938 >She's beaming as she sits between your legs >"I know how to do THIS," she says in that high pitched voice >Those green eyes are locked with yours >Creepy as this is she's still beautiful >You reach down and caress her mane >Gotta remember to keep calling her Lily >While trying not to think about the filly >You can do this "Show me." >"I get ice cream, right? Secret special somefillies get ice cream." "Yes. you get ice cream, Lily." >You feel Floor's hot breath on you as she leans in >Then that pony tongue slides down your shaft, wrapping halfway around it >While you have nothing else to compare it to, you're pretty sure no girl could do that >You never even last five minutes like tis "That's a good little filly." >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)21:17:54 No.30852348?>>30852356 >>30852363 >>30852385 >>30853571 >>30852339 >Three minutes later Floor is brushing a hoof to the corner of her mouth >And your orgasm has wiped away some of your ambiguous feelings "That was great. I love you, Floor," you say, breaking the roleplay spell >She stands up and you notice where she was sitting is all wet "Did you?" >"Same time you did," she responds with a grin. "Celestia, that was hot." "You said it." >She looks at you with a little concern >"You know I really don't want you to touch Lily." "Not gonna happen, Floor." >"But you will call me Lily sometimes when you touch me?" "Sure, if you're gonna blow me like that." >She giggles >"I still get ice cream, right?" "Put your hoodie on and we'll go get you ice cream." >"Yay!" end >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)21:19:32 No.30852356? >>30852348 5/10 it was okay >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)21:22:18 No.30852363? >>30852348 Cute! >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)21:26:55 No.30852385? >>30852348 eh 3/10 pretty shit >> Scraggleman 09/01/17(Fri)21:47:12 No.30852474?>>30852482 >>30852506 >>30852520 File: happy floor.png (200 KB, 1192x1036) 200 KB >>30851759 Nuts, you're right. Kinda thought maybe if not filly Floor it could pass as teen Floor possibly but after stepping away from it for a while it really is just adult Floor with pigtails. Maybe this one is more filly? It was sketched out at the same time as the first one so whatever misconceptions I was operating under may have carried over to this one. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)21:49:49 No.30852482? >>30852474 God, that's cute. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)21:54:10 No.30852506?>>30852511 >>30852566 >>30852474 not quite you keep drawing the head in almost perfect proportion with the body filly heads are a little bigger in proportion to their bodies >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)21:55:11 No.30852511?>>30852566 >>30852506 filly heads are also rounder >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)21:56:27 No.30852520? >>30852474 >you will never make Floor happy >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)21:56:40 No.30852522?>>30852566 >>30841306 Gosh I fucking love your style. >> Scraggleman 09/01/17(Fri)22:04:39 No.30852566? >>30852506 >>30852511 Alrighty, looks like I'll be practicing fillies a bit before revisiting this idea. also gotta fix some little things on this that I didn't notice before posting. Thanks for the feedback fellows. >>30852522 Thanks, it's improved quite a bit since my first post in the earlier NEET pony threads. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)23:05:33 No.30852878?>>30852903 >>30853100 >>30853219 File: neetattwmpt2.jpg (132 KB, 1080x977) 132 KB Hey I was the anon who drew those garbage sketches a few threads ago. Should I start drawing again or should I go back to lurking? >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)23:09:15 No.30852903?>>30852942 >>30852878 Keep drawing. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)23:15:46 No.30852942?>>30852976 >>30853100 >>30852903 alright but i have no idea what to draw her doing suggestions? >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)23:22:22 No.30852976?>>30853096 >>30852942 Floor skillfully peeing in a bottle without getting any outside the bottle. >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)23:42:17 No.30853096?>>30853306 >>30852976 im not drawing that sorry, i guess ill figure out something to draw myself >> Anonymous 09/01/17(Fri)23:43:22 No.30853100?>>30853219 >>30853317 File: 1503124857576.jpg (363 KB, 1607x1266) 363 KB >>30852878 >garbage anon i actually like your style, qt as fug >>30852942 yeah, and usually the ideas will start flowing the more you draw. how about floor cuddling a pillow, drool optional >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)00:03:48 No.30853219? >>30852878 >>30853100 You gotta a pretty neat style my dude, just needs some refinement which will only come after more draws. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)00:05:09 No.30853228? I want NEETpone to brap me >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)00:22:50 No.30853306?>>30853319 >>30853096 Maybe Floor skillfully peeing on Anon? >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)00:26:42 No.30853317? >>30853100 Thanks for the actual suggestion ill get on it as soon as i can. By the way i do have an intuos but i don't have a micro usb to plug it into my pc so i won't just be doing sketches in the future. And i know im a lazy fuck for asking this but it'd nice if someone traced over my sketches in some software to make them look less messy. i also might draw some smut in the future but im not ready for that yet and i'd also have to be sneaky about it cause i have roommates, they already found my sketchpad and gave me shit for it. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)00:27:44 No.30853319?>>30853339 >>30853383 >>30853306 sorry but im not into piss and as i've stated earlier if my roommates found that i'd be fucked. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)00:32:08 No.30853339?>>30853424 >>30856830 >>30853319 >if my roommates found that i'd be fucked. Understand. If my wife found this thread I'd be kinda fucked, too. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)00:41:53 No.30853383? >>30853319 Thank god >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)00:48:44 No.30853424? >>30853339 nobody cares about your body pillow, anon. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)01:13:30 No.30853571?>>30853600 >>30852348 That ... could have been a very good if creepy story. Too bad you ended it so abruptly. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)01:19:32 No.30853600? >>30853571 A lot of those details were from a girl I dated who had been sexually abused, and she was terrified it would make her a pedo. And she did have me roleplaying some creepy shit with her. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)01:46:24 No.30853781?>>30853814 File: Snapchat-782783406-1.jpg (55 KB, 551x559) 55 KB Ok boys this is what I have so far, I'm gonna work on the legs later cause shit happened so I have to go deal with that rn and yes I will also add drool. And maybe a wet spot near her nethers not piss Also I'm not sure about the direction i took with her hair should I change it? >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)01:54:04 No.30853814?>>30854919 >>30853781 cute as fuck, and the mane is fine. maybe a bit too flowy, cause greasy hair isnt that voluminous, but still damn awesome >> shpace 09/02/17(Sat)04:28:50 No.30854653?>>30854672 >>30854862 >>30856916 File: 4b164e42-962f-4db3-81e2-f(...).jpg (885 KB, 2492x3120) 885 KB What's she saying? I was originally going to put 'Would you roleplay it Anon? I could be a good filly.' But I thought I'd let you guys have at it with this. Enjoy . >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)04:32:52 No.30854672? >>30854653 >"You're such a fucking faggot, Anon, holy shit." >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)05:04:27 No.30854862? >>30854653 >"I'm so gonna piss on you, Anon." >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)05:17:46 No.30854919?>>30854923 This is the end product, I know its messy, there was a lot of erasing and redoing shit. >>30853814 Thanks but i just like the way her hair looks when I draw it like this Also I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW BUTTS PLEASE HELP >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)05:18:48 No.30854923?>>30854996 >>30855088 >>30855123 >>30855336 File: Snapchat-855342110-1.jpg (190 KB, 1007x1227) 190 KB >>30854919 Wow im retarded Here's the pic >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)05:35:59 No.30854996? >>30854923 I like her like that. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)05:58:44 No.30855088? >>30854923 Butts in general are usually just below the hip, just imagine where the hip bone would be and make the curve however it needs to be. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)06:05:12 No.30855123? File: 18 hours now.jpg (129 KB, 960x1035) 129 KB >>30854923 its a learning process anon you just gotta draw more horse ass to get better at it >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)06:25:05 No.30855237? >>30849295 That much is clear, seeing as Pusspuss didn't want it released to the public yet. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)06:44:40 No.30855336?>>30855458 >>30854923 long floor is long >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)07:06:45 No.30855458? File: skooks_by_dlasty-d6vrt2a.png (40 KB, 698x852) 40 KB >>30855336 yeah i noticed that immediately after posting it >> shpace 09/02/17(Sat)07:16:10 No.30855505?>>30855542 >>30856124 >>30856649 >>30865152 >>30884378 File: a7992f27-9821-404b-988b-9(...).jpg (759 KB, 3120x3120) 759 KB Probably the last one ill do for tonight , im losing my creative streak again. have fun anons >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)07:22:49 No.30855542? >>30855505 I really like the panties. Wew. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)08:55:08 No.30856124?>>30856178 >>30855505 Wish my Pencil drawings looked like that. You got some kinda technique or some sorta fancy pencils? >> shpace 09/02/17(Sat)09:03:53 No.30856178?>>30856230 >>30856279 File: 7b729c28-28d2-4dd9-81c0-e(...).jpg (967 KB, 2746x2781) 967 KB >>30856124 >Nothing special just years of drawing. >I use mechanical pencils 0.7 and 0.5. >For erasers just your run of the mill vinyl block and stick erasers(not shown) >Sketchbook is just ones you find at Hobby Lobby medium weight, it takes erasing pretty well. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)09:10:47 No.30856230? File: 9e3e4bef-948c-40b5-a853-8(...).png (107 KB, 442x194) 107 KB >>30856178 EVERYONE TYPE IN THE CHAT ALEX IS A STUPID >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)09:19:00 No.30856279?>>30856379 >>30856178 Huh, that's all the same stuff I use. Guess I just gotta learn to use it better. >> shpace 09/02/17(Sat)09:39:07 No.30856379? >>30856279 My advice is have a bunch of references pulled up, I usually draw in front of my computer. The light gives off the right light for me to see any stray marks. Draw lightly at first just so you can barely see the lines so erasing is easier, until you have a good rough idea. Then you can start darkening out your lines if you want. Don't forget to put on some good music, it helps me relax and get in the focus when I draw. Also when I take a picture of the drawing I try to reduce the cast shadow by facing it directly into light. Camera I use is from an LG G6. Other than that don't be afraid to completely mess up and start over, remember its just graphite on paper. No stress. Hope that helps anon. >> SadAnonymous 09/02/17(Sat)10:24:50 No.30856637?>>30856646 >>30843468 >You are Anon, and you're glad that Floor is more relaxed after seeing her grandmother than she was on the trip here. >Her hood is still up, and she's still clearly avoiding eye contact with other ponies, but she at least doesn't have the drawstrings pulled tight to completely hide her face, and she's walking besides you instead of behind. >"Um, take a right up here," she says as you approach the end of the street. "And then it should just be a few blocks straight ahead." >You hum your acknowledgement, before spotting something that piques your interest. "Hey, is that a hotdog stand?" you ask, pointing at the corner. >"Hotdog? Um, no, I think it's carrot dogs," Floor answers, getting your heart to sink a little bit. >Sure enough, you notice the large carrot painted onto the white surface of the cart, and sigh. >You should have known better than to get your hopes up, expecting a meat vendor in a city of vegetarians, but you can't help but feel a little disappointed. >You may not be a meatatarian, but that doesn't mean you don't miss having a burger or hotdog once in a while. >Still, your stomach growls and you contemplate trying one of these jokes on a bun. >Floor seems to notice as her ear perks up. >"H-hey, we haven't had lunch yet, do you... want to get a couple dogs?" >You look at the stall again, and the line of customers eager for their carrots, and shrug. "Sure, they seem pretty popular. Might as well see why." >"Great!" she answers, trotting a little ahead of you. >Raising an eyebrow at the little mare's sudden enthusiasm, you still follow to stand with her at the end of the line. >The stallion running the stand is luckily good at his job as he quickly dishes out orders with a smile, so you don't have to wait long. >"Hello, what can I get for you two," he asks cheerily. >Floor Bored scans over the menu printed on the cart before looking up. >"Um, a double carrot dog, and... a classic, please." >> SadAnonymous 09/02/17(Sat)10:27:37 No.30856646?>>30856660 >>30856637 >You're a little confused, and bit annoyed that she didn't let you place your own order, but then again, you don't know anything about carrot dogs, so much of the menu is gibberish to you anyway, so you forgive her. >Really, what does extra glaze mean? >"Here you go, ma'am, that'll be six-fifty," the vendor says, drawing your attention to the orange-filled buns he sets before you. >You go to reach for your money pouch hanging from your belt, but Floor is already dropping some bits from her hoodie's front pocket onto the stand. >"Here you go, Anon, I hope you like it," she says, holding the larger one up to you. >Huh, guess double was referring to the two carrots sitting tip-to-tip in the long bun. "Thanks," you say as she grabs the bun holding a single carrot, "But I could have paid for myself." >Since your inspector check was larger than her NEET one, you feel a little bad about it. >But she simply blushes and stutters, "I-it's okay, I wanted to pay for you." >A glaring pony clearing his throat behind you forestalls any response as you and Floor quickly move from the growing line. "Well, if you insist," you say once you've stopped. "You want a couple bites of mine, though? Yours is a lot smaller." >She shakes her head. >"Nah-ah, I got that for you. It's my treat, so just... take it," she answers, almost pleading near the end. >With a small shrug, you look at the "dog" more closely. >There's a layer of what you surmise must be the glaze you saw on the menu, a clear, yellowish color with specks of various seasonings sprinkled throughout. >Taking a bite, you're surprised that it's actually pretty good. >The carrot is tender, and the glaze more than makes up for the lack of condiments. >It's honey-based, but with a savory, somewhat spicy element supplied by what tastes like garlic and mustard powder, black pepper, salt, and even some paprika. >"You like it?" Floor asks, looking up hopefully, carrot dog untouched in her hoof. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)10:28:34 No.30856649? >>30855505 PROPERTY OF ANON >> SadAnonymous 09/02/17(Sat)10:31:25 No.30856660?>>30856965 >>30862375 >>30865003 >>30856646 "Yeah, it's not half bad," you answer, taking another bite. "Kinda makes me wonder what's different with the deluxe I saw on the menu. These things definitely don't need ketchup or mustard." >"Oh, I'll go buy one for you, if you want to try it," Floor begins, starting to turn around before you stop her. "Uh, no thanks, this should fill me up well enough. I just meant for a different day," you say, a bit perplexed by the mare's eagerness to spend her limited bits on food for you. "We're coming back next week to visit your grandma, we can make stopping at this stand a regular thing." >"L-like, eat out together every week?" "Sure, why not? If we're already out, might as well enjoy it to the fullest, right?" >It take a couple seconds, but she soon grins and nods her head, nearly dropping her food in the process. >With a chuckle, you comment that maybe the both of you should finish eating before continuing on. >Walking on three hooves and eating at the same time is probably pretty tricky. >You are Floor Bored, and you're absolutely ecstatic with how the date is going so far. >Anon loved the carrot dog you bought for him, and now he's looking around in wonder as the two of you stand just inside the library. >He whistles and comments, "Wow, fancy. This actually reminds me of the New York Library a bit. Even has the ornate ceiling moral." "Y-yeah, it's... beautiful," you agree, looking up to admire the art. >When you came here last, looking at the gorgeous portrait of Celestia with her wings outspread, clouds parting around her, and the sun rising up from behind just made you feel inadequate, knowing you'd never be able to make anything nearly as good. >But for some reason, you find yourself simply appreciating it this time alongside your date. >At the thought, you blush and have to suppress an excited giggle. "S-so, w-where do you want to start?" you ask, trying to distract yourself from the fluttering in your chest. >> shpace 09/02/17(Sat)11:06:36 No.30856788?>>30856876 >>30859390 File: e3b25c5c-280c-4571-822e-e(...).jpg (618 KB, 2059x2753) 618 KB >Wanting to be the pillow she snuggles at night. >Goodnight Anon. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)11:19:53 No.30856830? >>30853339 >wife Still maintaining that lie eh? If she's so real, post proof of her existence >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)11:33:19 No.30856876?>>30856980 >>30856788 >ywn lie in bed, feeling the gentle rhythm of her heart against yours >ywn watch as she drifts asleep, a small, serene smile on her face >ywn hear her softly mumble that she loves you >ywn feel her hugging you tighter while she dreams why live? seriously? >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)11:46:19 No.30856916?>>30857757 >>30854653 "I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux." >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)12:12:59 No.30856965? >>30856660 Pretty dang adorable. If anon realizes what she's doing. It could be interesting if he explained the reverse gender roles of his home world, and how this make's him feel. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)12:17:18 No.30856980?>>30859485 File: 1487356150396.gif (473 KB, 1250x1024) 473 KB >>30856876 Cause there is literally nothing else. I always say that I'd have killed myself a long time ago if I thought it would accomplish anything. I'm only half joking. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)16:24:01 No.30857757? >>30856916 Stallman/10 >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)19:40:57 No.30859390? >>30856788 That's fucking adorable. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)19:49:54 No.30859485?>>30861021 >>30861132 >>30869370 >>30856980 If you can hold out for another 5-10 years then haptic feedback VR and AI waifus will totally be worth it. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)22:04:01 No.30860388? File: 1500420944635.png (1.31 MB, 860x7004) 1.31 MB >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)23:28:49 No.30860984? File: 1489760__artist+needed_sa(...).jpg (46 KB, 377x373) 46 KB i want to bathe her until she's smelling good and looking fluffy >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)23:35:28 No.30861021?>>30861132 >>30859485 Just experience my first VR waifu encounter last night, life will truly never be the same. When will there be more pone VR games? I wish to live with my Waifu. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)23:46:07 No.30861132?>>30861523 >>30859485 >>30861021 Does someone have to post one of those super sad comics about VR, like the one with Floor Bored messing up the system because she cries onto the headset because she actually all alone without Anon? >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)23:51:59 No.30861168?>>30861226 File: princess_celestia_vector_(...).png (235 KB, 1042x767) 235 KB >>30835614 (OP) God leaves us all unfinished Floor. Its up to us to fill in the holes. >> Anonymous 09/02/17(Sat)23:59:05 No.30861226?>>30861633 >>30861168 >Its up to us to fill in the holes. I want to fill Floor's holes. >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)00:34:08 No.30861523? >>30861132 that feel hits too close to home >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)00:50:44 No.30861633?>>30862130 File: amused Celestia.png (313 KB, 1102x724) 313 KB >>30861226 Oh you! >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)02:02:09 No.30862130?>>30862565 >>30861633 no roleplaying pls >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)02:32:02 No.30862375? >>30856660 daww shes trying to take care of him how adorable >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)02:47:15 No.30862475?>>30865161 File: 1499804523511.jpg (26 KB, 365x444) 26 KB >ponified tomoko >> Celestia !!xRrReFtP1MB 09/03/17(Sun)03:00:24 No.30862565?>>30862594 >>30862613 File: celestia_implying_by_synt(...).png (232 KB, 1069x747) 232 KB >>30862130 Who ever said I was roleplaying? >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)03:05:02 No.30862594?>>30862613 >>30862630 >>30862565 I like your sister more than you >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)03:08:48 No.30862613? File: 1466623463071.gif (1.1 MB, 413x482) 1.1 MB >>30862565 >>30862594 #rekt >> Celestia !!xRrReFtP1MB 09/03/17(Sun)03:11:57 No.30862630?>>30862640 File: princess_celestia__s_amus(...).png (277 KB, 1600x933) 277 KB >>30862594 Oh don't worry about it Anon, that's perfectly fine with me. >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)03:13:02 No.30862640?>>30862786 >>30862630 I wanna talk to your sister she's more fun >> Celestia !!xRrReFtP1MB 09/03/17(Sun)03:33:40 No.30862786?>>30862790 File: sitting_princess_by_spark(...).png (177 KB, 900x583) 177 KB >>30862640 Well unfortunately for you I'm all you've got for now. Princess Luna wont be back until this coming Wednesday. >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)03:34:45 No.30862790? >>30862786 fine I'll settle for Discord >> Scraggleman 09/03/17(Sun)05:18:25 No.30863383?>>30863476 >>30863608 File: No hooves Floor.png (245 KB, 968x2192) 245 KB Got rather bored and decided to take a shot at an EQG Floor Bored. Probably not something I'm going to do any more of here, just seemed like something to do at the time. >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)05:42:16 No.30863476?>>30866367 >>30868539 File: image.jpg (98 KB, 736x1474) 98 KB >>30863383 Looks like an R63 L >> shpace 09/03/17(Sun)06:13:16 No.30863608?>>30864286 >>30866367 >>30870445 >>30871486 File: 530c02c5-05fa-4ab8-aeea-d(...).jpg (931 KB, 2542x2729) 931 KB >>30863383 >pants I'd like to think she wouldn't wear such things. Or at least something less baggy. Other than that would EQG Floor be freaked out switching worlds with Pone Floor? Do you think she would smell like a horse stable? >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)08:23:26 No.30864251? Floor Bored i wouldn't care if you smelled like horse piss, I'd still think you were great. Thank you for bailing me outta horse jail, cuz last night I touched a few fillies. >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)08:31:07 No.30864286? >>30863608 >Anon buys Floor a pair of super-high quality, Rarity-brand panties. >So soft and comfy, with magical, anti-bacterial properties so they don't have to me washed as much. >It's the most thoughtful gift she's ever gotten. >It's also the only gift since her foalhood. >She's willing to do anything to repay him... >... But she already does kinky, crazy shit with him 2/3rd's of the day as it is. >So she takes over some of the cleaning chores for a week instead. >It's the craziest thing she's ever done for him. >He finds it super kinky and buys her a maid outfit. >He watches her feather dust the apartment while sitting on the sofa, slowly stroking himself off. >She makes sure to bend over in front of him often so he can take a peek up her skirt. >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)09:38:48 No.30864588? Bump >> SadAnonymous 09/03/17(Sun)11:29:30 No.30865003?>>30865169 >>30878241 >>30856660 >"Well, we're both interested in comics, so I'd say there. You know where they'd be?" >You shake your head, so Anon goes to find the librarian. >He gives the grey mare a bit of a fright when he finds her stocking shelves, but after some stuttering, she points you in the right direction. >Your eyes go slightly wide when you reach the graphic novel section. "Wow, I didn't think they'd have so many," you comment, looking over the four whole shelves of comics and neighnga with hunger. >You have a comic itch that's built up over two weeks, and you are eager to get scratching. >Anon is already leaning in, scanning the collection before reaching in. >"Power Ponies, this is where you started, right?" >You nod. "Yep, it was the first comic I really got into." >"Well, it's where I'll start then, too. Looks like they even have some early issues." >You look over at what he's pulled out and smile. "Oh, that's where they rebooted the series for the first time." >"First? I take it they start over a lot, then?" Anon asks with a raised brow. "Mhmm, the power ponies are on, like, their fifth reboot." >Anon laughs a little and mumbles, "Somethings never change even across realities." "I think they got it the most right on the second reboot though," you comment. "So it's a great place to start reading. It has just the right amount of campiness and seriousness. Plus the art's really good." >Anon chuckles and unbends his back. >"Well, with a glowing review like that, I have to read it." >With his selection made, you return to your own search, quickly picking out a neighnga you hadn't read before. >Though you tend to like comics more, you have to admit that these books have their own sort of charm. >Plus the sexy way the stallions are drawn is always good for a tingle. >Literature chosen, the two of you wonder until you find a little reading corner with beanbags. >It's for foals, but it's currently abandoned, and the seating is much more comfortable than the chairs up front. >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)11:43:12 No.30865038?>>30865151 Is helianon still round here? >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)12:24:54 No.30865151? >>30865038 The propeller finally got him >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)12:25:36 No.30865152? >>30855505 Are those heart eyes? Nice >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)12:30:15 No.30865161? File: Tomoco Pommel.png (287 KB, 1296x936) 287 KB >>30862475 Implying you wouldn't hit pone tomoko. >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)12:36:19 No.30865169?>>30865187 >>30865003 It's animoo and moonga. >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)12:45:14 No.30865187? >>30865169 Thanks, wasn't actually sure. Of course, now that the show did the campfire story where there were eastern ponies for the Japanese Culture, does that mean it changes this? >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)16:48:17 No.30866091? >9 >> Scraggleman 09/03/17(Sun)17:50:16 No.30866367?>>30866373 >>30866844 >>30863476 That never even crossed my mind until now. >>30863608 They're probably something she only wears when she is forced to go out for food or something, and to me baggy sweatpants seem to work for someone who has probably given up on life. >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)17:52:31 No.30866373? >>30866367 I used to work overnights at a grocery store, can confirm that's when NEET's show up in their ratty sweats/pajama bottoms to skittishly dart from aisle to aisle trying to avoid contact with stockers. >> Scraggleman 09/03/17(Sun)19:06:52 No.30866844?>>30866859 >>30866367 HAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)19:09:28 No.30866859? >>30866844 Imposter >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)21:20:59 No.30867627? Prepare your bumps. New episode yesterday, and the official copy of it uploaded to Jewtube was actually next week's episode. Board will be on fire for the next couple days. I want to cum inside Sphinx. >> Anonymous 09/03/17(Sun)23:42:01 No.30868539?>>30869287 >>30863476 Mad genius Floor green when? >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)01:26:20 No.30869287?>>30869327 >>30868539 I would quite enjoy a mad science Floor Bored. Misunderstood pony Tesla kinda thing. >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)01:33:24 No.30869327?>>30869457 >>30870891 >>30869287 it could start out with Anon going to her to try finding a way back home >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)01:39:51 No.30869370? >>30859485 this kills the West >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)01:53:51 No.30869457?>>30869565 >>30869813 >>30869327 Floor found the pony version of Rheticus compass and has been experimenting with teleportation and tries to get Anon home >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)02:14:08 No.30869565? File: 55MWqhs.png (256 KB, 552x464) 256 KB >>30869457 >Floor Bored as Claudia Donovan >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)02:56:04 No.30869813?>>30869934 >>30869950 >>30873400 >>30869457 >While trying, Anon stays with her and she becomes attached to him. >She discovers how to return him home, but keeps it a secret because she doesn't want to be alone again. >He finds out and is furious that she kept him away from his family and life back on Earth for such a selfish reason. >She bawls her eyes out and apologizes profusely, but Anon goes to his room to pack, telling her that when he comes out, she's sending him home. >She slinks to the lab and makes preparations, tears in her eyes. >Anon thinks back to what he said to the little mare who has become a dear friend to him, and begins to regret it. >Shit. >Goes to her lab, and she tells him everything's ready. "Hey. I'm sorry for yelling earlier." >"No, you had every right to. You have friends and family waiting for you back home, and I wanted to keep you from them because I'm a selfish, pathetic, worthless pony." "That's not true, you're a genius." >"A stupid genius that nopony likes. You... You're the first person to ever talk to me like I'm more than just a crazy mare. You talk to me, and it feels like you actually care and... and I didn't want to lose that. I have nothing but my gadgets and garbage without you." >Anon remains quiet and thinks, before hesitantly speaking up. "Then why don't you come with me?" >"What?" "If you really have nothing, maybe you can, you know, come to my world, and live with me. My sis is way into the science stuff, I'm sure you'd get along great. And my parent's house is huge, we have the space." >"B-but I couldn't just mooch off of you like that." "Why not? I've been doing it to you for the last three months," you respond, gesturing around you. "Besides, look at this stuff? Ponies might find it useless compared to magic, but this stuff you make, it could make you rich back home. You wouldn't be mooching for long." >"... Even after I lied to you? Why... why are you doing this?" "Because you're my friend, and I don't want you to be sad anymore." >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)03:15:17 No.30869934? >>30869813 I can get into it >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)03:17:04 No.30869950? >>30869813 >Floor immediately discovers human internet >never invents anything again good end >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)04:43:36 No.30870445? >>30863608 Christ, that drawing is hot >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)05:17:15 No.30870648?>>30870851 Yu >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)05:52:43 No.30870851? File: latest[1].jpg (26 KB, 687x480) 26 KB >>30870648 What? >> Scraggleman 09/04/17(Mon)06:03:11 No.30870891?>>30870971 >>30871071 >>30875702 File: Spoiler Image (114 KB, 648x576) 114 KB >>30869327 >implying she would want to go home. >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)06:21:39 No.30870971?>>30871038 >>30871050 >>30871191 >>30871215 >>30870891 whoops, almost saved that in my porn folder now make something i can save in my porn folder >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)06:35:27 No.30871038? >>30870971 I did save that in my porn folder. On purpose. >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)06:38:20 No.30871050? >>30870971 I too saved it in my porn folder I only have porn folders >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)06:41:40 No.30871071?>>30871137 >>30870891 Now this i can get behind >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)06:51:56 No.30871137?>>30876695 File: 1461865458142.jpg (46 KB, 600x549) 46 KB >>30871071 >ywn get behind and sandwich your dick between 2 floorbs it fuckin hurts >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)07:04:32 No.30871191?>>30871199 >>30871401 >>30870971 https://imgur.com/ZkGKzs8 you dirty anons >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)07:07:11 No.30871199? >>30871191 Just trying to be like Floor >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)07:10:53 No.30871215? >>30870971 >>30849250 >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)07:46:08 No.30871401?>>30871459 >>30871651 >>30871912 >>30871191 >https://imgur.com/ZkGKzs8 fuck. now I can't stop thinking about what would happen to her lifestyle if you somehow got her pregnant. >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)08:00:46 No.30871459?>>30871503 >>30875927 >>30871401 pregnant sex, of course shes been far too lonely, and far too perverted Alternatively, equines can self-terminate pregnancies. So if she don't want it, she ain't havin' it. >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)08:05:38 No.30871486?>>30872261 >>30863608 Probably she'd just wear panties most of the time while at home. >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)08:08:58 No.30871503?>>30871568 >>30871459 >self-terminate That's just an old wives' tale. Besides, even if she could. You know she could never hurt something that part anon. >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)08:23:49 No.30871568? >>30871503 If she didn't want it, she wouldn't even let it develop far enough for there to be anything to hurt. >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)08:38:51 No.30871651? >>30871401 Eh she wont change just be a preggers NEET teaching her child how to shit post. >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)09:49:10 No.30871912? >>30871401 >implying anon could manage to make her pregnant >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)11:24:51 No.30872261?>>30872316 >>30871486 Or go full nude unless she has the shits that day, gotta protect the comfy chair from sharts after all. >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)11:41:03 No.30872316?>>30872324 >>30872501 >>30872261 Oh god that makes too much sense. >All she ate was the pony equivalent of ramen. >perpetual ramen shits. Oh god I don't miss those days. >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)11:44:06 No.30872324? >>30872316 >perpetual ramen shits Jesus Christ anon, just have a bowl of mini wheats for breakfast and they won't happen. >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)13:03:15 No.30872501? >>30872316 I eat ramen a lot and they don't do anything funny to me... >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)17:45:15 No.30873400? >>30869813 >The trip is delayed once more, this time With Anon's consent, as the pair seek out Princess Twilight. >"So... you want me to perform the species-changining spell to turn Floor Bored here into a hoo-man like you, so she'll fit in after she uses a science-machine to return both of you to your world... That sound about right?" >You and Floor share a look before you answer. "Yep, pretty much." >Twilight stares for a while before sighing with a grumble of Fridays. >"I'll see what I can do." >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)20:45:55 No.30874418? >bmup >> Anonymous 09/04/17(Mon)22:55:17 No.30875136? >Bumping from oblivion >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)00:28:17 No.30875702? >>30870891 this is perfect >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)01:12:45 No.30875927? >>30871459 fuck off with this stale meme >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)02:59:53 No.30876548? Okies this thread needs TLC or it will just die. >> Scraggleman 09/05/17(Tue)03:31:21 No.30876695?>>30877310 >>30877318 >>30883047 File: Would they.png (65 KB, 575x400) 65 KB >>30871137 Dude... >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)05:34:56 No.30877310? >>30876695 love this >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)05:36:28 No.30877318?>>30877617 >>30876695 Shes currently the best pone right now. >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)06:40:29 No.30877617? >>30877318 no shit >> SadAnonymous 09/05/17(Tue)09:22:23 No.30878241?>>30878391 >>30878461 >>30878561 >>30880084 >>30865003 >Pushing two of the squishy blobs together, you settle in side by side and crack open your respective books. >In silence, you sit, giving a token effort at reading your moonga while spending more time watching your date's reaction to the Power Ponies. >You're the one who suggested it and all, and even talked it up, so if he doesn't like it, he'll think you have bad taste in comics. >You might be stupid, and ugly, and pretty much talentless, but you know you know comics. >... At least, you hope so. >Through Anon's level hums and occasional snorts, you begin to worry, until finally, he cracks a smile and chuckles. >With a small sigh of relief, you return to your own book, and get ten pages in before Anon stands up. >"Hey, I'm going to look for the next issue of this," he tells you, holding up the finished comic. "It's pretty good so far." >You smile and agree, watching the human colt until he's out of sight before ogling the hunky stallion drawn on the current page of you moonga. >An evil sorceress is trying to banish him to the shadow realm or something. >You're to distracted by the those juicy flanks to know for sure. >Appreciating the eastern art to the last page, you look up and notice Anon still hasn't returned. >Curious, and a little worried, you wiggle your way out of then bean chair and head back to the graphic novel aisle. >There's no human in sight, and the worry grows. >Moving a little faster through the aisles, you soon near the center, and hear a giggle. >"Really? just a tube with wings? Now I'm sure you're messing with me. How can that be better than airships?" >"You mean those zeppelin things I saw up in Canterlot? Yeah, we had those too, until there has a little accident with one called the Hindenburg. After that, flying metal tubes were a lot more appealing than balloons filled with flammable gas. Plus they're way faster, what with being more aerodynamic and whatnot." "Anon," you start hesitantly, spotting him leaning on the front desk. >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)10:03:02 No.30878391? >>30878241 >paying too much attention to another mare. AWWW SHIT. he dun fucked up now. >shit's about the hit the fan and you leave after one post worth. >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)10:21:20 No.30878461? >>30878241 Oh shite anon is gonna know the fury of a mare scorned. >> SadAnonymous 09/05/17(Tue)11:03:36 No.30878561?>>30879447 >>30882043 >>30885121 >>30878241 >"Hmm, oh, hey Floor," he begins, turning to smile to you. "What's up?" Trying to peek around him, you answer, "I was just... wondering where you were. You sort of disappeared." >He blinks a couple times before smacking his forehead with a palm. >"Ah, crap, I lost track of time talking to Page here. Sorry." >The grey head of the librarian pokes around Anon's shoulder, white bangs hanging sideways as she smiled softly. >"Hello there, you must be Floor Bored. Anon told me the two of you came to read together." >Looking around, she adds with a giggle, "Suppose you came to right place then." >"Yeah, I was looking for the second issue of Power Ponies, but couldn't find it, so I came up to ask if it was checked out," Anon starts, before Page picks up the story. "It was in the return box, and I hadn't gotten a chance to reshelve it yet. But while he was up here, I just had to ask..." >"Turns out she's interested in humans-" >"Well, more accurately, my brother living in Ponyville is. He really admires their technology, and I suppose it's rubbed off on me with how much he brings it up in every letter. Needless to say, I couldn't pass up an opportunity to actually talk to a human, Time's going to be so envious." >When she finishes, Anon smirks. >"Hey, I might be an only child, but even I understand the sacred tradition of rubbing stuff in each other's faces with you siblings. I'm happy I could help you out with that." >The mare giggles behind her hoof. >"Oh, such a gentlestallion." >You do your best to suppress the quivering of your body and try to keep it out of your voice. "That's... nice, um, but do you want to, you know, get back to reading... together?" >"Yeah, sounds good. I really am sorry for blowing you off there but I got issue two now, so I'm good to go." >He holds the comic up and stands straight. >"Oh, but while we've got Page Turner here, you want to get a couple library cards? We're going to want to take some books home when we leave, right?" >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)16:50:33 No.30879447? >>30878561 Floor getting all jealous and insecure at the same time is delicious. Play it up. >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)19:34:41 No.30880084? >>30878241 Yes let the dark side flow. >> Anonymous 09/05/17(Tue)22:42:37 No.30881087? bamp >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)00:47:00 No.30881989? >>30849298 The floor bored you wrote lives on in our minds now, if you stop here she'll be forever unhappy. >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)00:58:45 No.30882043? >>30849298 Please continue this, I need more green with floorb and flutters >>30878561 Keep up the good work SadAnonymous though I hope that your namesake doesn't affect the story's direction >> Scraggleman 09/06/17(Wed)01:38:42 No.30882268?>>30882376 >>30882614 >>30882900 >>30883047 File: Hey Floor Bored text.png (93 KB, 432x576) 93 KB Art bump. >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)01:56:50 No.30882376?>>30882614 >>30888717 File: 131152925068.jpg (35 KB, 600x478) 35 KB >>30882268 >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)02:32:40 No.30882614?>>30888717 >>30882268 this >>30882376 >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)03:25:23 No.30882900?>>30888717 >>30882268 I for real love what you put out >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)03:54:25 No.30883047?>>30883599 >>30876695 >Anon is upset after getting into a internet argument with some punk. Floor proceeds to track the pony down online and harass them at every opportunity. >Eventually gets them to drop all social media accounts and she later hears about a filly committing suicide after excessive online bullying. >Nopony messes with Floor's Anon. >>30882268 >Ponies can't look past her blank flank except Anon. >He sees pass the plain fur to the juicy, begging-to-be-squeezed flanks beneath. >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)05:30:41 No.30883599? >>30883047 ^ >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)07:38:02 No.30884276? b >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)07:54:56 No.30884378? >>30855505 hot >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)08:10:08 No.30884462?>>30884499 >>30886375 More floor and flutters >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)08:15:25 No.30884499?>>30886375 >>30884462 seconding this >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)08:18:13 No.30884512?>>30884516 >Be Anon >Be in hoersworld with NEETpone roommate >It's morning, and you're about to fire up the new coffeemaker you bought >Floor won't be up for a few hours, and the coffee will either be burnt or cold by then >She can't tell the difference, though >She's used to burnt coffee from the convenience store, and doesn't mind if its cold >You are not a fan of either >You measure some grounds into the paper filter and tip the carafe of water into the machine >"Anon. Oh yes, Anon," you hear Floor's muffled voice from her room >Is she calling you? >Doesn't sound like it >You walk to her door >"Just like that, Anon," you hear her voice quietly say, with an edge of anticipation >You crack her door open just a little bit, just to make sure she isn't calling you >She's splayed across her bed, eyes shut, asleep >She's dreaming >About you, evidently >"Harder!," she says >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)08:19:30 No.30884516?>>30884523 >>30884512 >Fuck >You quickly shut the door and go back to turn the coffee machine on >It's going to take at least two cups to process this >The little mare who, for the first week you lived here said, "Eep!" and ran into her room whenever you said something to her >Who slowly became something of a friend, in the way roommates who get along do >But still awkward and shy af >She's now having a sex dream about you >It really couldn't be anything else, could it >"Fuck me Anon!," you hear from the other room >It couldn't >You'd given up on trying to get laid here for the same reason you gave up back home >No girl seemed into you that way >This one appears to be, at least in her dreams >Maybe this is an opportunity to relinquish your status as a wizard? >But how? >How do you use this knowledge without seeming creepy or weird? >Especially with such a shy pone? >You pour yourself a cup from the carafe and sit at the table >You have a hard on >Guess that's one vote for trying to figure a way to pursue this >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)08:20:44 No.30884523?>>30884532 >>30884516 >Be Floor Bored >You just woke up cumming >Which is a jarring thing >One minute you're having sex with Anon, and as soon as you start to cum you're alone in your bed >Shit, this is happening more and more often >You're dreaming about having sex with Anon >And kinky sex at that >Several times you've dreamed about peeing on him, and had to flip the matterss when you woke up >You've dreamed about camwhoring for him >Him fucking your ass >Him fucking your throat >Him pounding you until you couldn't stand it anymore, just now >You smell coffee, which means he's up >Celestia, it would be so embarrassing if he could read your mind >When you're awake you're not even sure you feel that way about him >Maybe a little, but that's just you being pathetic >Feeling attracted to the only stallion - not even a stallion - who you've ever had anything resembling a normal talk with >The only one who has ever been nice to you when it wasn't his job, like the jerk at the convenience store >And you had a crush on him for a while, too >Not like this, though >Masturbatory fantasies, maybe, but no vivid sex dreams >This is new >How would he judge you if he knew? >The thought terrifies you >Pathetic little mare falls for her roommate because he was the only one nice to her >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)08:23:28 No.30884532?>>30884542 >>30884523 >He'd probably not be able to keep from laughing >May as well go have some coffee with him, as images from your dream flood your mind >Just act bitchy and he'll never suspect a thing >You emerge from your room, and he greets you from the table where he's sitting >"Good morning, Floor. Coffee?" "Is it good this time?," you ask, surprised at just how bitchy that sounded. "Last time it was really strong," you add, less bitchy >No reason to overdo this >You're trying to hide your attraction to him, not make him think you hate him >Like in those comics you read >He pours you a cup and you take a sip "Not nearly as bad," you say. Then quickly add, "Thanks, Anon." >It's really hard to do bitchy without sounding rude or just plain mean >This is WAY harder than you thought it would be >"Floor," he begins, "wanna go out and do something today? Something fun?" "What could be more fun than playing vidya and shitposting at home, Anon?," you hear yourself sounding a little too mean. >"I was thinking maybe going out for a cider or two this afternoon," he says brightly "Like my life would be better if I started drinking as well?" >Shit, that was too mean >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)08:24:52 No.30884542?>>30884560 >>30884532 >You like cider just fine >You don't indulge all that often because you've been told most of the stallions and even a few mares in your family liked it too much >But an afternoon of daydrinking with Anon sounded great >So great you had no choice but to shoot it dowm >How dangerous a situation would that be? >A few drinks with him and you let something about your attraction slip? >Best case he'd laugh at how pathetic you are, and you'd laugh, too >More likely he'd just be disgusted and horrified and move out >Leaving you alone again >You can't let that happen >Even if it means keeping up this bitchy act >The problem is the harder you work to keep him unattracted the more you're thinking about how attracted YOU are to him >Fuck! "Anon, I'd rather just stay home all day like usual. That doesn't sound like fun to me." >Celestia, you sound like such a bitch! >And you KONW it would be fun "But thanks for the offer," you say, finishing your coffee and making a b-line back to your room >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)08:28:04 No.30884560?>>30885146 >>30885156 >>30889867 >>30884542 >Be Anon >Drinking coffee with Floor, who really woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning >You've never seen her so... bitchy >If she were a woman or a girl you'd just assume she was on her period >Because that's how she was acting >You can't really believe she's the only hoers in Ponyville who doesn't like cider >From what you've seen that's just impossible >Even the most straightlaced ponies you've met don't balk at the offer of cider >They may just have one, but they NEVER have none >Unlike the handful of AA folks you knew back home >Ponies don't seem to need meetings about THAT >So it's got to be YOU >She woke up from a sex dream about you and was so disgusted >So disgusted >That she couldn't stand the sight of you >Does that make sense? >Kinda fits the profile of your life so far >Shit, YOU are definitely going out for some cider this afternoon >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)09:50:22 No.30884910? File: 1502430692624.png (371 KB, 1600x1300) 371 KB I want to force Floor Bored to take a bath in a big tub outside, scrub her clean all over her body in the shower later, and collect all the dirty water afterwards. I will then use the water as ammo for my salesman deterrent system. >Floory gets to feel pretty for once in her life, showing off the beautiful coat and mane she hides underneath all that grime >the vultures that keep bothering me about hail damage on my car get drenched in 50 gallons of ethically-sourced neet bio-weapon It's a win-win, after I give her a vigorous brushing and we get back to our uninterrupted marathon session of Total War. >> SadAnonymous 09/06/17(Wed)10:57:24 No.30885121?>>30885178 >>30891032 >>30892649 >>30878561 >You'd rather get him away from the mare as soon as possible, but you smile tightly and nod. >It's luckily a simple process as Anon and you fill out a few forms. >Having your picture taken by Page is a little annoying, but you feel better about it when she says she'll need to run to the back to make the cards, and that she'll have them ready when we leave. >Resisting the urge to grab Anon's sleeve and drag him away, you pass through the comic section and swap your book out for another at random. >"Hey, you okay, Floor? You seem a little, I don't know, tense," Anon asks as you reach the beanbags. >Releasing a breath slowly through your nose, you smile up and nod. "I'm fine, I just really want to get back to reading." >"Oh, well, I'm sorry I kept you from it so long," he answers. "It's fine," you tell him, plopping down. "We can get back to reading now." >Nodding his agreement, he sits as well, and the two of you return to silence. >You have trouble reading again, but this time for a different reason. >When he finishes the second issue, you immediately ask him how he liked it. >The following discussion has you relaxing some and you begin to enjoy your date again. >You enjoy it as you and Anon read and talk in whispers for the next two hours until it's time to leave. >Then your mood begins to sour as you return to the front counter. >"Oh, just in time, we close in fifteen minutes," Page Turner says, "I've got your new library cards right here, you two." >"Thanks," Anon says as he takes them from her hoof and hands your down to you. >You put it in your front pocket as Page waves Anon's gratitude off. "I'm just doing my job. Don't lose those, though, the first may be free, but replacements cost a bit fifty if need one before the expiration date." >"What you can thank me for, however, is getting these ready for you," she continues, pushing forward a stack of three thick books. >"What are these?" he asks, spinning the pile around and looking at the covers. >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)11:09:07 No.30885146?>>30885156 >>30889828 >>30884560 Hoping there's more of this, if you're up for it. >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)11:13:31 No.30885156?>>30889828 >>30884560 Interesting... I agree with >>30885146 Some more of this would be nice. SadAnon here, and I'm going to be on one or two posts a night for the rest of the week because of a lot of work, so some other green providers would be nice. >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)11:21:05 No.30885178? >>30885121 >How to REEEE properly when a tech nerd mare keeps hitting on your coltfriend. >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)15:06:35 No.30885658? Floor Bored's pubic mound is a filthy BUMP >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)19:50:39 No.30886375? >>30884462 >>30884499 I also want this >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)20:41:10 No.30886584? So ... where is the rest of the Fluttershy story ? >> Anonymous 09/06/17(Wed)23:27:01 No.30887406?>>30887846 File: 1503273429138.jpg (150 KB, 899x1200) 150 KB >9 >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)00:35:33 No.30887769? Can all stories be found here? I'd like to read more about this pone but I'd rather not scourge older threads. >>30835614 (OP) >>30835700 >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)00:48:06 No.30887846? >>30887406 >you will never end her suffering with happiness induced by the sensation of your dick pounding her dirty little pony pussy until she loses control and voids her bladder around your dick >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)00:57:42 No.30887886?>>30888139 I want to read more piss stories, share them bins. The ones on the OP barely features any sex. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)01:47:34 No.30888139?>>30888148 >>30887886 Probably because piss is a garbage tier fetish. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)01:49:25 No.30888148? >>30888139 don't forget tho there's worse fetishes out there >> Scraggleman 09/07/17(Thu)03:37:30 No.30888717?>>30888727 >>30892983 File: Its you I like pt1.png (69 KB, 576x370) 69 KB >>30882376 >>30882614 >>30882900 Thanks you guys. Gonna get to work on a few things I hope you guys enjoy. Here's the first part of one of those things. Gotta practice a bit before I get started on the other thing. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)03:39:49 No.30888727? >>30888717 she talking about the bag of chips though >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)05:00:42 No.30889248?>>30889828 File: frankly disgusting.jpg (75 KB, 570x845) 75 KB >>30838986 >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)06:30:38 No.30889828? >>30889248 Understand. Piss isn't for everyone. >>30885146 >>30885156 Moar on the way. Like half an hour or so. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)06:37:38 No.30889867?>>30889870 >>30884560 >Be Floor Bored, back in the dark safety of your room >You feel awful >Anon just offered to take you out for cider >Like he was your coltfriend >And you shot him down like a bitch >Somepony finally asks you out on a date and you... >A date? >He never said it was a date >This is how you're going to make an ass of yourself to him >You know it >Better just avoid him for the rest of the day >Not going out of this room >After the dreams you've been having you almost don't trust yourself around him >Sure you can keep acting bitchy to keep from embarrassing yourself >But that makes you sad >You're treating him exactly the opposite of the way you'd like to, but don't dare >You are gonna shitpost the hell outta some threads today >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)06:38:50 No.30889870?>>30889875 >>30889867 >Be Anon >It's getting to be about mid afternoon, so you figure the Dewdrop is probably open >You feel like you deserve at least a buzz today >You're actually surprised at the mood Floor's being a bitch put you in >You can't shake a sour frame of mind, and figure some drinks and maybe a little socializing might help >As you're about to get up from your computer to head out a message comes in >It Reads: "Not feeling well today. If you go out for food could you get me some and leave by my door? Tks!" >She's sick? >Maybe THAT explains the birchiness and turning down the offer of cider >Maybe it wasn't her being disgusted by you >You don't entirely believe that, but you like the sound of it >And if she is sick you probably should stick around in case she needs anything >You message back back: "Sorry to hear that. Will get food in a couple hours. Also will be around tonight if you need anything. Feel better!" >Tomorrow is just as good a day to go out for cider >You feel a little better now that you have an alternate explenation for her behavior >She responds: "Tks Anon" >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)06:40:25 No.30889875?>>30889888 >>30889870 >Be Floor Bored >As you figured you are now trapped in your room for the night >Anon, being the sweet stallion that he is just told you he's there for you if you need anything >That is what his message said >No one has ever said that to you >Of course they haven't, you're an adult with no purpose in life >Who in their right mind would "be there" for you? >Anon, obviously >And you can't face him now as a result >Don't make too much of this >Maybe he's just feeling sorry for you because he thinks you're sick >Well, you told him you were >Which was a lie >Now you're lying to him and being mean to him >This isn't what you want >Then again when do you ever get what you want? >Is Anon what you want? >Your subconscious seems to think so >And going against it has resulted in your not leaving your room all day >And not even for a good reason, like a new vidya >You've pretty much spent the day shitposting and daydreaming about him >Like a filly over her first crush >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)06:41:34 No.30889888?>>30890652 >>30892208 >>30889875 >You look at Mr Quivers on your desk >Every orgasm you've had over the last week has been fantasizing about him or dreaming about him >Or has it been two weeks? >Three? >Fuck >You've spent your life avoiding things because you didn't want them >You didn't give a fuck about the things most ponies care about >But you obviously care about Anon >Maybe now you do something to move toward what you want? >But that's not who you are >Yet you watch yourself like in a dream >Open your door, walk across the living room and knock on Anon's door >He opens it quickly >"Are you OK, Floor," he asks looking at you all concerned >Like someone else is piloting your body you look down, scrape a forehoof on the floor then hear yourself say: "I'm feeling a lot better now. And I'm sorry I was so bitchy this morning. Is that cider offer still on?" >It's like watching yourself make awful decisions in real time >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)06:46:28 No.30889910?>>30889935 >>30889983 God hates NEETs because they are useless drains on his creation. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)06:51:55 No.30889935? >>30889910 So are people with down syndromes, but we keep them around. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)07:04:20 No.30889983? >>30889910 Ha ha. The idea that order ought to be somehow imposed on creation says more about the limits of our understanding than creation itself. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)10:00:56 No.30890652? >>30889888 More when ? And nice trips >> SadAnonymous 09/07/17(Thu)12:09:55 No.30891032?>>30891192 >>30892272 >>30897683 >>30885121 >"Well, I remember you saying how you planned on taking some books home so you could get a feel for Equestrian literature, and so I decided to gather up some classics," she explains. "Really?" Anon responds, before smiling. "Wow, that's really thoughtful of you, Page. I was just going to grab a few books randomly, if I'm being honest, but it's good to know my first introduction to pony writing will be curated by an expert." >The mare puffs up a little and responds, "It's no problem, it didn't take me long, and we're friends... right?" >Anon smiles at the questioning lilt, and chuckles. >"Yeah, we're friends." >She beams, before perking up. >"Oh, I'll check them out for you now," she says, suddenly getting serious. "But you better make sure you return them on time. Don't think that just because we're friends, I won't slap you with a late fee." >"Won't be a problem," Anon answers confidently. "We're probably be making this trip every week, so I'll have them back then." >"Promise?" she asks, with narrowed eyes. >"Swear on honor as a bookworm." >"Breaking back into a smile, she says, "Great! I'll see you same time next week, then." >"Yep, It's a date." >And like that, your heart cracks down the middle. >You are Anon, and you are growing increasingly worried for your friend. >While you were in the middle of talking to Page Turner, Floor Bored blurted out something about using the bathroom and took off. >After ten minutes of waiting outside the door, she eventually came out after you reminded her that the library was closing. >She didn't look at you when she did though, and ever since, she's had her head down and her hood up. >She hasn't answered any of questions with more than intelligible mumbles, and she's bumped into two ponies on the street since leaving the library without seeming to notice. >As you walk towards the bus station, you try to think of something to cheer her up from this sudden, strange funk she's fallen into. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)13:52:14 No.30891192? >>30891032 fucking anon. god damn it. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)16:54:51 No.30891635?>>30891645 File: 1503273629880.jpg (95 KB, 647x814) 95 KB >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)17:01:34 No.30891645? >>30891635 >"Cause that neetass is T H I C C" >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)18:51:46 No.30892053?>>30892393 >>30894432 >>30896029 What non weeb/mmo games would Floor play? I feel like ETS2 would be on that list because you can lose days in that shit and it runs on potatoes. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)19:26:24 No.30892208?>>30892215 >>30889888 >Be Anon >Today just turned around >Floor is standing in your doorway, asking if your offer for cider still stands >And it's late enough in the day that it's got to be happy hour at the Dewdrop >Which means your bits are worth twice as much "Let's go now, Floor!" >The little mare smiles at you "We can make happy hour at the Dewdrop then grab a bite to eat after." >It'll be like a date >But you don't say that, for fear of spooking her >It will be, though >You smile back at her >By pone standards she's plain, unkempt and probably a little psycho >She lacks the moe thing other ponies have going on >But you think she's beautiful >And maybe with a little Dutch courage you could even tell her that >Don't get ahead of yourself, tiger >She's skittish as hell, and moody of late >You've got to keep this evening light and fun >But your dick knows she's had a sex dream about you >And he's far more hopeful than the rest of you >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)19:27:59 No.30892215?>>30892228 >>30892208 >The walk to the Dewdrop was mostly in silence, but as you approach the place you feel the urge to get chatty "When I first arrived here I worked for Rarity, doing odd jobs," you begin "I think she hired me just to be nice, because there really wasn't that much to do around the boutique." "But for a while I was making decent bits, and had nothing to do at night, so I hung out here." "This is the place where I had my first casual conversations with ponies and got a little bit of a handle on your culture." >She laughs and says, "Working at Rarity's shop and hanging around a dive bar - that's some introduction to Ponyville." "It's not a dive bar, is it?" >She responds, "Online everypony says it is. I've never actually been. You know, not so big on going out." "Well we're out now," you say approaching the door of the establishment. Opening it you add, "Let's make the most of it." >Inside is dimly lit and covered in dark wood >There are only a few other ponies there, mostly at tables, leaving the bar open >And behind the bar is a familiar hoers >"Anon!, " the mustache wearing stallion shouts across the room. "Great to have you back! How's Ponyville been treating you?" >You approach the bar, Floor trotting beside you "Up and down, " you respond, "but OK at the moment. You?" >"All good, the staiilon answers. "Who's your date?" >You turn to Floor "Floor Bored, meet Angel Share. A decent bartender, but also a master distiller." >The stallion beams and says, "Pleasure to meet you, Floor." >She mumbles something you can't make out, but it's enough to work in this situation >"What can I get ya?," Angel asks "A couple ciders would be great." >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)19:30:06 No.30892228?>>30892237 >>30892215 >"Dry or sweet?" Angel asls >You look at Floor, who seems a little uneasy with this level of social engagement "You like sweet, right?" >She nods "Dry for me and sweet for the lady." >"Coming right up," Angel responds cheerfully, "and it's happy hour so the next round is on me." >As the stallion fills two mugs with cider you ask Floor: "Do you want to sit at the bar or at a table?" >"I-I think a table would be nice," she says >You would prefer the bar, but a table is more intimate and probably the better choice for this situation >"Here's the dry, " Angle says, placing a mug on the bar in front of you, "And here's the sweet for the lady." "We'll run a tab" >"Not a problem," he says brightly. "Enjoy!" >You pick up the mugs and lead Floor over to a cozy table in the corner of the room, away from anypony else >There's a lit candle in the center of it, making it seem (to you at least) kinda romantic >Dive bar my ass "Cheers, " you say, and she clinks her glass against yours, looks you in the eye and you both take a sip "So what do you think of the place?," you ask her >"It's actually nicer than I expected, " she says. "I like how it's dark and not so crowded. And the cider is delicious." "I glad you're feeling better now so you can emjoy it. I was looking forward to bring you here someday." >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)19:31:14 No.30892237?>>30892777 >>30892228 >Be Floor Bored >In a bar >NEETs don't go to bars >NEETs don't waste their bits on overpriced drinks and mindless socializing >Yet here you are, and it's actually nice >You could almost relax if you could get three words that stallion said to stop running around your head >Who's. Your. Date? >Anon didn't balk >And he introduced you to the stallion he's obviously known longer than you, like a gentlecolt >So that makes you... >His date? >And this is normal? >You're not exactly an expert on what is normal >Is it pathetic that Anon's idea of an outing with you is a trip to a dive bar? >Or is it romantic that you're sipping cider with him by candlelight? >It obviously seemed normal enough to the stallion behind the bar that he just assumed you were on a date >And Anon didn't correct him >Is that your heart fluttering? >How do you deal with this? >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)19:38:15 No.30892272? >>30891032 Protect her smile, dammit. Protect! >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)20:08:02 No.30892393? >>30892053 Dark Souls. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)21:03:18 No.30892649? >>30885121 Fucking hell anon you went full retard. You're supposed to protect the pony not break her. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)21:34:32 No.30892777?>>30892786 >>30892237 >You're no good at reading social clues >But you're pretty sure this is a date >Anon didn't bust out laughing when the stallion called you his date >He seemed proud to introduce you to him >Angel Share, that's his name >And he's approaching the table with a tray that has two very small glasses of brown liquid >"Sorry to interrupt," he says, placing the tray on the table, "but these are on the house." >Anon smiles and says, "Thanks alot, Angel. New batch?" >"Yup," the stallion replies. "I think it's one of my best, but you decide." >He turns to you, smiling under his bushy mustache and says, "Welcome to the Dewdrop Inn. Maybe you can get Anon to stop being such a stranger here." >He obviously has no idea who he's talking to, but you nod at him as removes the glasses from the tray, then leaves with it >Anon just said something you missed "What? Sorry, I was daydreaming," you say >"This is his thing," Anon says, "He makes this stuff himself, and he's won awards for it." >Anon gestures toward the bar the stallion is returning to >You see at least a dozen medals and ribbons behind the bar >You look suspiciously at the little glass of brown liquid sitting next to your mug of cider "I"m guessing it's strong?" >"Strong as fuck," Anon responds, "but really good." >He lifts his little glass toward you, and you mirror the gesture >"Cheers," he says clinking his little glass against yours >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)21:36:18 No.30892786?>>30892894 >>30894091 >>30892777 >You bring it to your mouth >It smells intense - strongly of both apples and alcohol >Taking the tiniest sip you discover that's exactly what it tastes like >But without any sweetness, just an alcohol burn instead, and a lingering apple flavor >"Yeah, that's how I drink it, too," Anon says. "Some ponies shoot it, but it's really too good for that." >Anon seems so confortable here >He's more normie than you gave him credit for >Why does that strike you as sexy? >You're being pretty normie yourself >Here you are, a blank flank NEET >Sitting at a bar on a date with a stallion drinking free drinks by candlelight like a Stacy Glitterhooves >Online you'd mock the shit out of some mare for enjoying shit likt this >But you think you like it >You take another sip of the sweet cider - no reason to rush it with the other stuff >This is much better than hiding in your room all night "Anon, " you start, unsure of exactly what you want to say >I want you to fuck me on this table right now? >Clear your head, Floor >Don't fuck this up "This is really nice." >Nice? You can do better than that "It was a good idea. I'm sorry I shot it down like an idiot this morning." >"You weren't an idiot, you just weren't feeling well," he responds, touching your hoof >He's touching your hoof >"I'm glad you like it. I never was much of a bar guy, but this place is all right." he says >Still touching your hoof >After an eternity his hand pulls away to lift his little glass of liquor to his mouth >"And you can't argue with Angel's hooch, either," he says. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)21:58:54 No.30892894?>>30893368 >>30892786 I'm quite enjoying this. >> Scraggleman 09/07/17(Thu)22:11:15 No.30892983?>>30893261 >>30897411 File: Its you I like pt2.png (110 KB, 606x390) 110 KB >>30888717 Part 2 I would say "fooled you" but I don't think anybody actually thought this was going to be sexy >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)22:50:13 No.30893261? >>30892983 Well im not dissapointed, this is still good. I wonder what animoo she would watch. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)23:08:57 No.30893368?>>30893421 >>30892894 Thanks. Usually I write soulless piss porn in these threads, but I figured I'd mix it up for those who don't dig that. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)23:16:23 No.30893421?>>30893583 >>30893368 Both are good anon, keep it up since floor needs more love. >> Anonymous 09/07/17(Thu)23:45:11 No.30893583?>>30895422 >>30893421 Writing this shit makes me feel like I have a secret marefriend >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)01:15:58 No.30894091?>>30894117 >>30892786 >Anon continues, "We see each other all the time at home, but we're kind of stuck in our routines." >"Isn't it fun to break out of that and chill in a different place outside of our regular day to day shit?" "I wouldn't have thought so. It's so fucking normie, but I'm having a great time," you say >The alcohol is starting to hit you as well, because that liquor is strong as fuck and you barely ate anything today "This is a date, right?" >Oh shit >You didn't want to say that >Fuck, Floor, you just fucked it up >You're terrified to look up at Anon, but when you do he's smiling >Warmly, not at all like he's about to start laughing at you >"Do you want this to be a date?," he asks "Do you want to sound like a fucking therapist?," you quip back >Shit girl, does being terrified sharpen your sense of humor? >That was pretty good >Now he is laughing >"Yes, Floor. I wanted to ask you out on a date but was not sure how to ask you, so I figured drinks would be a good start" >He WANTED to ask YOU out on a date! >OhFuckOhFuckOhFuckOhFuck! >Keep cool "So after this we go out to dinner? Like as a date?," you ask in disbelief >"That's the plan, and I've got enough bits to make that work," he responds >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)01:19:46 No.30894117?>>30894133 >>30894091 "And then you take me home?" >"I live there, too, don't forget." "You know what I mean" >Was that too forward? >Did you just drop all your cards on the table? >Too late to take it back now >"I can guess, " he says shifting in his seat >Is he hard? >You steal a glance downwards, but the table blocks your view >But from how he's shifting in his seat it seems like he's trying to adjust something down there >And now your own seat feels a little... moister "You're making me feel like a Stacy Glitterhooves" >"I won't tell anypony," he says with a smile. >And bedroom eyes? >Is Anon giving you the stallion version of bedroom eyes?! >And how did talking to him just get so much easier? >The alcohol? >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)01:21:20 No.30894133?>>30894159 >>30895065 >>30894117 "You know, you could just, um, we could just, I mean you could take me home now and order a pizza." >That wasn't as easy to get out >Don't get so far ahead of yourself, girl >"So you're feeling this, too?" he says a little sheepishly. "It's not just me?" "Oh, yeah." >"It's kind of delicious, isn't it?," he says, his ever so slightly glazed eyes looking at you in the candlelight >He gently brushes his hand against your cheek, and says, "The tension?" >You blush "It um, feels more like a forest fire to me." >"We have another round of cider coming," he says, obviously feigning nonchalance. "Maybe that'll help that fire." "You really want to stretch this out as long as possible?" >"What would Stacy Glitterhooves do?" "You've gone crazy!" >"Crazy is wanting to buy you dinner before I... take you home." >Now you're shifting uncomfortably in your seat, too. Or more like rocking back and forth. >You look around >No one notices you two, or gives a shit >You're in a dark corner of a dark bar >This is the kind of thing that just normally happens is a place like this, you assume >It might not be the least bit familiar to you, but you don't feel out of place at all "Take me home and what?," you say, starting to enjoy this instead of just wanting him to ravage you now in the bathroom >Wait a sec >That's actually an option >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)01:26:06 No.30894159? >>30894133 >wanting him to ravage you now in the bathroom >>Wait a sec >>That's actually an option YES >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)02:07:29 No.30894432?>>30896014 File: 1504100145466.jpg (274 KB, 1920x1080) 274 KB >>30892053 Nothing like designing then blasting normies with a fusion-assisted nuclear suppository to make your life seem less miserable. And then imagining Mr. Quivers being another nuke that would end the pain of your pathetic existence. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)03:56:00 No.30895065?>>30895079 >>30896491 >>30894133 >Be Anon >Confident Anon >Soon no longer to be a wizaed Anon >Floor is into you >She's blushing at you right now across a candlelit table at the Dewdrop >One of the few places in Ponyville you can honestly say has been good to you >Tonight it's been very good >You're gonna have to thank Angel for the gratis apple brandies when you settle up >This batch was not just great, but may have had a role in getting you into your current situation >Which is having the cutest mare in Ponyville looking at you like a chicken dinner right now >Right, dinner >You're more than happy to take her out >That was the plan >But she's indicated an interest in going straight to dessert, so to speak >The question is can you walk home with this hard on? >Because your dick is well aware of what's happening >And he's weighing in on the sooner rather than later side of things >Which would make this one of the shortest dates in history, probably >What was it, not even five minutes from acknowledging it actually was a date to admitting you two wanted each other that way? >And considering just running home and doing it? >She's beautiful >Not in a traditional way >But like that girl from that 80's teen movie >The Breakfast Club >Not the redhead, but the dark haired one >Back home you saw that movie on TV, they used to show it often when you were a kid >And you always had a little crush on her >Now you're basically sitting across from a pony version of that who wants you to fuck her >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)03:57:53 No.30895079?>>30895771 >>30896542 >>30895065 "I can say it now: Floor, you are so fucking beautiful!" >She blushes hard >Which just makes her more attractive in the candlelight "I can't tell you how many times I've thought that and had to stop myself from saying it." >She smiles. "I've had to stop myself from saying a lot of things to you as well." "Like what?," you say as lightheartedly >She freezes for a second, then shoots you a conspirational look >"Like wanna fuck me in the bathroom?" >Now you're the one left speechless "But, um.. isn't the first time supposed to be special?" >She laughs, "How special do you really think it was it for Stacy and Chad on prom night? A dive bar bathroom is hardcore." >"Besides," she continues, "Look at this place. I'm sure we won't be the first ponies to have done it in these bathrooms." >Shit just got real >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)04:41:49 No.30895422?>>30895450 >>30893583 Makes me feel like I'm not actually alone and have a cute NEET to actually hang out with, and maybe cuddle later. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)04:45:55 No.30895450? >>30895422 Wow, thanks. I'm trying to write like actually dating a socially awkward but very horny outsider girl. I've dated a few in my time, so I have some experiences to pull from Happy to hear it moves you. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)05:22:26 No.30895771?>>30895802 File: IMG_0238.jpg (26 KB, 311x322) 26 KB >>30895079 More before i bust your lip than bust a nut >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)05:25:39 No.30895802?>>30895881 >>30897334 >>30895771 Moar tomorrow. Gotta wrap my head around the details or it'll just crash and burn too quickly, like the last green I wrote itt. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)05:33:25 No.30895881?>>30895961 File: IMG_0116.jpg (164 KB, 1024x768) 164 KB >>30895802 Fine i will keep it bumped till tomorrow good night >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)05:43:39 No.30895961? >>30895881 Appreciate it, kind Anon. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)05:50:59 No.30896014?>>30897039 >>30894432 What game is this? >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)05:52:32 No.30896029? >>30892053 >what weeb/mmo games All of them? >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)07:16:57 No.30896491?>>30896522 >>30895065 Cant wait for some good ol wholesome NEET fucking. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)07:21:47 No.30896522? >>30896491 Me neither, Already started writing the prelude. Next post. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)07:24:51 No.30896542?>>30896560 >>30895079 "So how do we?" >Her pupils narrow a little, showing more bright green in her eyes >There's your little psycho >She says, "You know this place better than I do. Do the bathrooms have locks on the doors, or is it a stalls situation with an open main door?" "The bathrooms are small, for one person - pony only, so the lock is on the door" >"Good," she replies. "Unisex, or Mares and Stallions?" >You laugh "Where I come from the doors are designated M or W, for Men or Women, so when I got here I saw the M on the door..." >She's laughing now, too >"So you saw the M on the door," she laughs some more, "and didn't realize S was for you?" "Not at first. Somepony had to point that out to me. How the fuck was I supposed to realize I'm a stallion when I've been a man all my life?" >"That's great! I hope you weren't too embarrassed." "The first few weeks here were rough." >"Poor Anon," she says without a trace of pity >This hoers is awesome once you get her out of the house and into a bar! >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)07:28:52 No.30896560?>>30897026 >>30897106 >>30897278 >>30897298 >>30897349 >>30896542 >"So," she continues, "Small mare's bathroom with lock on the door? Easy. I'll head in that direction, and you follow in like a minute." "You've already thought this through?" >"The minute I realized this was actually happening," she counters. "when you said the WAS a date." >"Just do me a favor," she looks at you imploringly "Anything." >"Leave anything for later," she says, becoming a little less secure about herself before your eyes >"I need to know this is real and not a fucking dream. Don't worry about making love or pleasing me or whatever the latest liberal cliche is" >"Just FUCK me so I know this is real. Cum as fast as you can, then leave. I'll clean up and meet you back at our table" >"Because if you leave me standing there with your cum dripping out of me I'll know this is REAL, and not some crazy dream." >Your dick just hit full mast, and there HAS to be a wet spot where the tip is straining against your pants "Let's do this as discreetly as we can," you say, "I don't want Angel to think we're disrespecting his place." >"Don't think about him you fucking faggot," she says with the full psycho bedroom eyes thing engaged, "think about fucking me!" >She trots off toward the bathroom >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)09:00:48 No.30897026? File: IMG_9356.jpg (85 KB, 641x511) 85 KB >>30896560 Noice and page 7 bump >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)09:03:41 No.30897039? >>30896014 Children of a dead earth. Some guy wanted to create a space fight game, but wanted to be a realistic as possible. So instead of using his imagination about what realistic space fighter would look like, he implemented every relevant physics & mechanic law and then let people build whatever they want and try to find the most optimal spacecraft. The end result is "a fuck huge shiny suppository with a lot of radiators". So basically Mr Quivers' dad. >> shpace 09/08/17(Fri)09:22:38 No.30897106?>>30897298 >>30898184 File: 973b08c6-f7c2-4f7c-8872-f(...).jpg (1.24 MB, 2987x2890) 1.24 MB >>30896560 > psycho bedroom eyes thing engaged So sorry for the lack of content, its been a busy week. This is just... some great green, thanks anon. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)10:22:30 No.30897278? >>30896560 I want Floor to ride my cock cowgirl style on the toilet in the little mares' room until she blasts my balls with cum and piss. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)10:28:37 No.30897298? File: Spoiler Image (1.16 MB, 300x225) 1.16 MB >>30896560 here we go now >>30897106 nice >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)10:39:33 No.30897334? >>30895802 >like the last green I wrote itt. which green was that? >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)10:43:32 No.30897349?>>30897381 >>30896560 >"I need to know this is real and not a fucking dream. Don't worry about making love or pleasing me or whatever the latest liberal cliche is" >"Just FUCK me so I know this is real. Cum as fast as you can, then leave. I'll clean up and meet you back at our table" ah so you're THAT guy again ok still mad about your whore of a "girlfriend"? >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)10:51:51 No.30897381? >>30897349 wat >> Scraggleman 09/08/17(Fri)11:01:57 No.30897411?>>30897530 File: Its you I like pt3.png (97 KB, 608x393) 97 KB >>30892983 Part 3, Not sure how many parts there are actually going to be... >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)12:07:33 No.30897530? >>30897411 How the fuck I was able to read that title, I don't know. The Dark Crystal >> SadAnonymous 09/08/17(Fri)13:43:49 No.30897683? >>30891032 >Then something catches your eye, and you do a double take. >A building with an eerily familiar sign sits across the street. >A large, lowercase 'g' meant to resemble the corner of a smiley face... "No way..." you breathe, reading the name. >Good Deeds instead of Goodwill, but the letters beneath, 'Store and Donation Center' leaves no room for argument. >It's Floor Bored bumping into the back of your leg that snaps you out of your amazement. >"Oomph, why'd you stop?" "Floor, we aren't going home yet." >"What do mean? the da- er- the Library's closed now," Floor begins, frown coming to her face. "You won't be able to see Page Turner again until next week." "Because we're going treasure hunting." >"Treasure hunting?" "For thrift store riches." >Before she can ask anymore questions, you jaywalk across the raod, avoiding carts and ignoring yells as Floor scrambles to follow behind you. >She catches up as you make it the entrance, and demands, "Anon, what are we doing here!?" >You look down and smile. "I told you, we're looking for treasure." >"You mean shopping at a thrift store." >You smile wider. "Same thing." >Going in, you hear Floor give an exasperated sigh, but she still trots after you. "We had places just like this back home. And I do mean just like," you begin to explain, looking over the foreign, but familiar aisles with glee. "A lot of people thought they were just garbage dumps made to be stores, but anyone with a keen shopping sense knew the truth. You can find all sorts of great stuff at these places for a fraction of their retail costs." >Floor blinks, and scans over the store and milling ponies, trying to see it the way you do with a tilted head. >"Really?" "Mhmm." >"Well... what are we looking for then?" "Anything that catches your eye, my friend. We have pockets full of bits and a whole store to explore," you answer, moving forward. >The first big difference you notice is that there isn't nearly as many rows of clothes as back on Earth. >> Anonymous 09/08/17(Fri)17:36:56 No.30898184? >>30897106 Wow! Never had a drawfag do a scene from one of my greens before. I'm flattered and fukken saved. 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