1 00:00:29,699 --> 00:00:38,890 edging ever so close to that cyberdemon 2 00:00:32,859 --> 00:00:42,570 fuck and like last time I started the 3 00:00:38,890 --> 00:00:46,299 game and I forgot how to aim properly 4 00:00:42,570 --> 00:00:55,049 it'll be fine we're fine we don't need 5 00:00:46,299 --> 00:01:02,319 to aim Oh God he does a hundred he does 6 00:00:55,049 --> 00:01:06,759 120 HP or something kidding me that's 7 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:09,579 ridiculous so earlier today I was 8 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:12,969 looking up shit on YouTube and one of 9 00:01:09,579 --> 00:01:16,500 the guys I'm to subscribe to uploaded a 10 00:01:12,969 --> 00:01:20,010 they do creepypasta videos and shit like 11 00:01:16,500 --> 00:01:24,969 gaming creepypasta shit so they uploaded 12 00:01:20,010 --> 00:01:29,799 they uploaded something about a AG demon 13 00:01:24,969 --> 00:01:35,109 AG daman counterpart or something which 14 00:01:29,799 --> 00:01:38,260 is an old ass video that um ano last 15 00:01:35,109 --> 00:01:40,859 video that like was on the TV Tropes 16 00:01:38,260 --> 00:01:43,810 page for nightmare fuel that I found Oh 17 00:01:40,859 --> 00:01:46,329 long as time ago so I'm like oh he's 18 00:01:43,810 --> 00:01:48,640 finally doing this one but I was like 19 00:01:46,329 --> 00:01:50,019 why is the video 11 minutes wrong 20 00:01:48,640 --> 00:01:53,400 shouldn't be talking about this like 21 00:01:50,019 --> 00:01:58,750 I'll not even two minute long like weird 22 00:01:53,400 --> 00:02:01,480 spooky video no he reads a story about 23 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:04,900 it despite their not being a story to go 24 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:08,378 along with the video because because not 25 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:12,209 every not everything needs an needs like 26 00:02:08,378 --> 00:02:15,219 a fucking story to go with it and like 27 00:02:12,209 --> 00:02:16,780 the fucking story was written by someone 28 00:02:15,219 --> 00:02:18,489 who's like oh this doesn't have a story 29 00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:19,810 let me write one for it because that 30 00:02:18,489 --> 00:02:22,539 always works out great because 31 00:02:19,810 --> 00:02:28,479 creepypastas are great right guys right 32 00:02:22,539 --> 00:02:30,628 no it was trash as it as it was going to 33 00:02:28,479 --> 00:02:30,628 be 34 00:02:30,949 --> 00:02:38,899 they like made connections to like some 35 00:02:34,370 --> 00:02:41,330 Japanese raped tape where the screams in 36 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:42,860 the video we're coming from if you 37 00:02:41,330 --> 00:02:45,860 haven't seen it i'll probably put the 38 00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:52,489 link in the description of this video 39 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:55,310 when i upload it let's do this but like 40 00:02:52,489 --> 00:02:57,590 they were there like oh I must have come 41 00:02:55,310 --> 00:02:59,390 like the creepypasta was nothing but 42 00:02:57,590 --> 00:03:01,969 explaining what went on with the video 43 00:02:59,389 --> 00:03:04,848 and then adding that little like oh it 44 00:03:01,969 --> 00:03:08,269 must be from the Japanese the Japanese 45 00:03:04,848 --> 00:03:14,839 did it right guys cuz Japanese stuff is 46 00:03:08,269 --> 00:03:16,670 spooky right and like if you know about 47 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:18,590 the video the screams came from some 48 00:03:16,669 --> 00:03:22,298 like french canadian film or something 49 00:03:18,590 --> 00:03:25,239 and the music is from an old 70s like 50 00:03:22,299 --> 00:03:29,569 music video called the human tornado 51 00:03:25,239 --> 00:03:31,039 which is also a movie i guess so how are 52 00:03:29,568 --> 00:03:32,839 you going to just write an easy 53 00:03:31,039 --> 00:03:35,000 creepypasta where you explain what 54 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:38,120 happens in the game or in the movie in 55 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:40,729 the in the video and then and then try 56 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:48,379 to shoehorn in some spooky japanese 57 00:03:40,729 --> 00:03:52,399 ghosts rape rape tapes like ooh like 58 00:03:48,379 --> 00:03:54,620 what is this this is madness Real Talk 59 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:59,439 though I can't believe I'm surviving 60 00:03:54,620 --> 00:03:59,439 this I can't believe I'm surviving this 61 00:04:01,259 --> 00:04:07,479 come on I'll be surprised if I can get 62 00:04:04,750 --> 00:04:14,259 through this with no deaths are they 63 00:04:07,479 --> 00:04:16,779 dead you're dead oh hey that was 64 00:04:14,259 --> 00:04:22,000 pleasantly surprising I got through a 65 00:04:16,779 --> 00:04:24,179 giant fight with no deaths can we can we 66 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:26,259 just talk about creepypastas real quick 67 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:27,579 not real quick i'm gonna make the whole 68 00:04:26,259 --> 00:04:30,779 fucking video of me talking about 69 00:04:27,579 --> 00:04:35,050 creepypastas this is a spooky game right 70 00:04:30,779 --> 00:04:40,959 it's pretty spooky so yeah I 71 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:42,879 creepypastas I i really like i used to 72 00:04:40,959 --> 00:04:46,478 like creepy pastas back when I had like 73 00:04:42,879 --> 00:04:48,310 a windows XP computer and didn't have 74 00:04:46,478 --> 00:04:50,860 internet had to go to the library for 75 00:04:48,310 --> 00:04:54,250 internet so i went i downloaded you know 76 00:04:50,860 --> 00:04:57,729 some creepy stories to listen to or to 77 00:04:54,250 --> 00:05:00,519 read or whatever i really like them that 78 00:04:57,728 --> 00:05:04,089 it was something to do when I didn't 79 00:05:00,519 --> 00:05:06,490 have anything to do but now it's just 80 00:05:04,089 --> 00:05:10,478 like every everybody wants the right one 81 00:05:06,490 --> 00:05:12,250 and for what it it seems like for no 82 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:13,478 reason because like it's not like 83 00:05:12,250 --> 00:05:15,850 youtube where you're gonna get like 84 00:05:13,478 --> 00:05:18,788 money or anything there's nothing to be 85 00:05:15,850 --> 00:05:22,389 had what is this room I might not even 86 00:05:18,788 --> 00:05:26,699 get it rich get richer no thanks i have 87 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:28,930 infinite ammo with the pistol um like 88 00:05:26,699 --> 00:05:31,089 everyone in their mom wants to write a 89 00:05:28,930 --> 00:05:33,939 creepypasta everyone in their mom sucks 90 00:05:31,089 --> 00:05:37,089 at writing creepypastas I'm tired of 91 00:05:33,939 --> 00:05:40,329 seeing and hearing like ones that are 92 00:05:37,089 --> 00:05:42,098 about lost episodes were like oh ed Edd 93 00:05:40,329 --> 00:05:44,788 n Eddy were there but their eyes were 94 00:05:42,098 --> 00:05:49,439 black and there was blood everywhere 95 00:05:44,788 --> 00:05:54,610 scary right guys I promise it's scary 96 00:05:49,439 --> 00:05:58,300 it's not scary it's not spooky it's 97 00:05:54,610 --> 00:06:01,870 stupid you're stupid let's talk about 98 00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:04,210 let's talk about a character named jeff 99 00:06:01,870 --> 00:06:07,389 the killer the worst creepypasta 100 00:06:04,209 --> 00:06:10,019 character I've ever seen in my life like 101 00:06:07,389 --> 00:06:12,728 his backstory is just like 102 00:06:10,019 --> 00:06:14,829 some kids were bowling in and there were 103 00:06:12,728 --> 00:06:17,348 like some really like whoever wrote 104 00:06:14,829 --> 00:06:21,300 these kids pretty much don't know how 105 00:06:17,348 --> 00:06:24,550 kids act these kids were like mobsters 106 00:06:21,300 --> 00:06:26,848 they like caught up is they fucked him 107 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:29,889 up at a birthday party or some shit 108 00:06:26,848 --> 00:06:31,959 because he apparently like new karate 109 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:36,579 and beat up them when they pulled their 110 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:38,699 knife on his brother or something it 111 00:06:36,579 --> 00:06:42,300 just basically sets him up to be a 112 00:06:38,699 --> 00:06:44,800 fucking Mary Sue creepypasta character 113 00:06:42,300 --> 00:06:47,439 where everyone on deviantart is just 114 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:51,309 shipping themselves with him because he 115 00:06:47,439 --> 00:06:55,119 saw ng he's so mysterious and he's he 116 00:06:51,309 --> 00:06:57,459 kills everybody in these stories because 117 00:06:55,119 --> 00:07:00,309 I don't know he went insane because I 118 00:06:57,459 --> 00:07:02,860 don't know he bleached his eyes or some 119 00:07:00,309 --> 00:07:06,999 shit just I don't recommend reading the 120 00:07:02,860 --> 00:07:10,689 story because it's terrible but like he 121 00:07:06,999 --> 00:07:15,278 got caught on fire with bleach and he 122 00:07:10,689 --> 00:07:17,229 cut his eyelids off like it's and he cut 123 00:07:15,278 --> 00:07:20,348 his teeth the cut is chic like the Joker 124 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:23,649 from that Batman movie I like first of 125 00:07:20,348 --> 00:07:26,769 all prepare for fucking infections of 126 00:07:23,649 --> 00:07:29,889 your eyeballs without any eyelids my 127 00:07:26,769 --> 00:07:35,740 friend does he carry around like fucking 128 00:07:29,889 --> 00:07:39,278 eye drops for his eyes you know like you 129 00:07:35,740 --> 00:07:41,788 think it'd be a bit dry all right I need 130 00:07:39,278 --> 00:07:45,338 to step it up they need to step it up 131 00:07:41,788 --> 00:07:47,348 then like I guess in more stories he was 132 00:07:45,338 --> 00:07:49,658 in I don't know who wrote the stories 133 00:07:47,348 --> 00:07:55,449 cuz I don't really care cuz they're 134 00:07:49,658 --> 00:07:59,379 terrible at writing uh apparently he's 135 00:07:55,449 --> 00:08:03,098 like somewhat supernatural because they 136 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:05,750 had to explain how he was you know how 137 00:08:03,098 --> 00:08:09,589 he would murder everyone 138 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:11,560 livers a story I tried listening to that 139 00:08:09,589 --> 00:08:14,810 was called Jeff versus Thunderman I 140 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:16,420 think it was that one I couldn't make it 141 00:08:14,810 --> 00:08:19,490 through it was like an hour or something 142 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:22,910 half an hour to an hour long of a guy 143 00:08:19,490 --> 00:08:26,120 reading it it all the only thing I 144 00:08:22,910 --> 00:08:28,780 remember is maybe a head Jane the Khmer 145 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:33,830 be it was versus jane the killer who is 146 00:08:28,779 --> 00:08:37,549 fucking just hack fraud recolor of jeff 147 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:42,740 the killer it was his girlfriend I guess 148 00:08:37,549 --> 00:08:47,929 I don't understand between like spooky 149 00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:49,039 liked girl things I don't understand why 150 00:08:47,929 --> 00:08:53,089 would you want to kill her to be your 151 00:08:49,039 --> 00:08:56,389 boyfriend he would kill you that's his 152 00:08:53,090 --> 00:08:59,240 that's in his name he's not Jeff the 153 00:08:56,389 --> 00:09:05,240 fucking Spooner he's gonna murder you 154 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:09,440 you dumb shit so that story consisted of 155 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:11,980 him having sex with Jane I think him 156 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:16,010 being at a bar despite being a murderer 157 00:09:11,980 --> 00:09:20,200 just at a bar in a hoodie no one notices 158 00:09:16,009 --> 00:09:23,389 his fucked-up dry-eyed as teeth assface 159 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:24,650 the fucking just and then he finds 160 00:09:23,389 --> 00:09:26,029 slender man in the woods or something 161 00:09:24,649 --> 00:09:30,679 and I guess they fight I didn't get that 162 00:09:26,029 --> 00:09:33,079 far it like I just don't I don't just 163 00:09:30,679 --> 00:09:37,159 don't get it I'm jumping around in the 164 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:39,980 same room but I just don't get it is he 165 00:09:37,159 --> 00:09:46,519 supposed to be cool is he supposed to be 166 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:49,779 scary like when do I get that fucking 167 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:53,659 grenade by the way I'd really love it 168 00:09:49,779 --> 00:09:56,179 right about now hold on i'll probably 169 00:09:53,659 --> 00:10:03,110 i'll look for it here's a good time to 170 00:09:56,179 --> 00:10:08,359 talk anyway um so yeah Jeff the killer 171 00:10:03,110 --> 00:10:10,460 shit Slenderman I used to like you know 172 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:12,830 he used to be spooky they have a marble 173 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:14,720 hornets thing which I I kind of followed 174 00:10:12,830 --> 00:10:18,769 for a bit 175 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:25,220 Oh Lord hey I'm just gonna get this 176 00:10:18,769 --> 00:10:27,948 thing real quick there we go Challenge 177 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:30,220 completed I used to follow the marble 178 00:10:27,948 --> 00:10:33,919 hornets thing until it got like stupid 179 00:10:30,220 --> 00:10:40,069 which I guess is always was kind of dumb 180 00:10:33,919 --> 00:10:43,938 I like the please don't die today not 181 00:10:40,068 --> 00:10:46,188 not now I was telling the story you 182 00:10:43,938 --> 00:10:49,159 fucks figure how dangerous those guys 183 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:52,909 are I used to think slender man was kewl 184 00:10:49,159 --> 00:10:56,568 ish I mean as cool as a tall white man 185 00:10:52,909 --> 00:10:58,938 in the in the forest could be but then 186 00:10:56,568 --> 00:11:01,309 like you know the creepypasta nning 187 00:10:58,938 --> 00:11:02,769 happened to it wherever one and their 188 00:11:01,309 --> 00:11:05,778 mom wanted to write a slender man 189 00:11:02,769 --> 00:11:09,560 creepypasta and they all turned out to 190 00:11:05,778 --> 00:11:11,559 be shaped like there's so there's a 191 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:14,419 whole like slender man myth those things 192 00:11:11,559 --> 00:11:16,039 surrounding him and I don't like it oh 193 00:11:14,419 --> 00:11:20,568 there was this year old it's on the 194 00:11:16,039 --> 00:11:22,789 whole time I don't like it why can't it 195 00:11:20,568 --> 00:11:26,058 just be a mysterious man who goes in the 196 00:11:22,789 --> 00:11:29,750 woods and you find him and you you don't 197 00:11:26,058 --> 00:11:31,429 return why does he need backstory when 198 00:11:29,750 --> 00:11:34,068 you give something that much backstory 199 00:11:31,429 --> 00:11:36,438 becomes less scary because I know more 200 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:40,009 about you I don't want to know more 201 00:11:36,438 --> 00:11:41,389 about my fucking spooky tree men but 202 00:11:40,009 --> 00:11:43,730 they do that with a lot of other creepy 203 00:11:41,389 --> 00:11:46,180 processes to like the rake which I 204 00:11:43,730 --> 00:11:48,860 didn't really ever find that interesting 205 00:11:46,179 --> 00:11:54,198 he was kind of slender man with knives 206 00:11:48,860 --> 00:11:56,110 on his hands like Freddy Krueger I I 207 00:11:54,198 --> 00:12:00,139 don't know he like eight people's 208 00:11:56,110 --> 00:12:03,100 livestock or something he probably had 209 00:12:00,139 --> 00:12:07,039 like a whole mythos thing around him I 210 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:10,040 didn't pay attention to it then you have 211 00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:12,708 like the smile dog thing which I don't 212 00:12:10,039 --> 00:12:15,919 think it's I don't think had other 213 00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:19,489 stories to it that's not to say there 214 00:12:15,919 --> 00:12:23,360 are any good creepypastas that I liked I 215 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:24,860 like when they don't really they don't 216 00:12:23,360 --> 00:12:26,919 deal with anything that's like 217 00:12:24,860 --> 00:12:31,360 pre-established like 218 00:12:26,919 --> 00:12:33,759 cartoon that goes apeshit oh no ed Eddie 219 00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:38,230 why do you have that knife why are you 220 00:12:33,759 --> 00:12:42,039 stabbing Jimmy oh no I don't like when 221 00:12:38,230 --> 00:12:44,139 they do that I don't really care for the 222 00:12:42,039 --> 00:12:49,328 lost episode shit it's kind of dumb it's 223 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:52,269 kind of the same thing every time every 224 00:12:49,328 --> 00:12:56,289 creepypasta I hear or read I'm just like 225 00:12:52,269 --> 00:13:00,639 cynical as hell towards it like it takes 226 00:12:56,289 --> 00:13:03,069 a really a really good writer to make 227 00:13:00,639 --> 00:13:08,110 something to make me suspend my 228 00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:09,879 disbelief for our story like sometimes 229 00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:12,669 the characters will do something like 230 00:13:09,879 --> 00:13:14,230 out of place or stupid and you're like 231 00:13:12,669 --> 00:13:16,689 all right it's kind of taking me out of 232 00:13:14,230 --> 00:13:19,539 the story because like who would do this 233 00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:20,889 who would act like this oh speaking of 234 00:13:19,539 --> 00:13:23,519 who would do this who would act like 235 00:13:20,889 --> 00:13:27,850 this every gaming creepypasta ever 236 00:13:23,519 --> 00:13:30,789 people say Ben Majora's mang Majora's 237 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:33,070 minge was good I don't really think it 238 00:13:30,789 --> 00:13:36,189 was I think it kind of it was the first 239 00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:42,670 one in that like style that cliche style 240 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:45,010 that we know today like if you if you 241 00:13:42,669 --> 00:13:48,159 really analyze that story it's kind of 242 00:13:45,009 --> 00:13:51,458 its kind of shit to be honest but it 243 00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:53,889 does it does like he does make like 244 00:13:51,458 --> 00:13:56,919 gameplay footage even if it is fake to 245 00:13:53,889 --> 00:13:59,889 it like the game shark so that that kind 246 00:13:56,919 --> 00:14:02,319 of adds to it but like you get the 247 00:13:59,889 --> 00:14:04,389 fucking what it was you get the game 248 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:08,379 from a fucking pawn shop or some shit 249 00:14:04,389 --> 00:14:10,448 find it in the fucking trash he takes it 250 00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:12,818 out he's like oh he's got majora written 251 00:14:10,448 --> 00:14:15,370 on it or some shit and then he plays it 252 00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:18,698 in and it's like old Ben this gamers on 253 00:14:15,370 --> 00:14:21,698 how I remembered it brand whose band and 254 00:14:18,698 --> 00:14:23,620 then he goes to the fucking the kids 255 00:14:21,698 --> 00:14:27,729 house or something and like he finds 256 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:32,278 been skeleton and he's like oh ben 257 00:14:27,730 --> 00:14:32,278 drowned in this pile of shit 258 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:38,130 now every gaming creepypasta you see is 259 00:14:35,759 --> 00:14:43,799 like I got the game from my cousin's 260 00:14:38,129 --> 00:14:46,080 dead life from her pawn shop I found it 261 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:49,409 my attic I didn't know I had this copy 262 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:51,839 of super mario 64 with mario with their 263 00:14:49,409 --> 00:14:56,429 with the eyes all bloody I don't 264 00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:58,800 remember owning this and then they play 265 00:14:56,429 --> 00:15:01,979 it and it's just like there's no music 266 00:14:58,799 --> 00:15:05,729 in the game oh no when I kill a Goomba 267 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:08,940 he bleeds blood I don't remember this in 268 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:12,120 this game you know if I was a little kid 269 00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:13,710 and I found that shit i would fucking 270 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:16,470 shit my pants and not play the game 271 00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:20,490 again with these motherfuckers they're 272 00:15:16,470 --> 00:15:23,970 like you know games games got like a 273 00:15:20,490 --> 00:15:28,200 child porn in it or something games got 274 00:15:23,970 --> 00:15:33,028 a lot of gore pictures uh I'm better 275 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:35,759 keep playing it a lot of the time a lot 276 00:15:33,028 --> 00:15:37,470 of the time the the games will make the 277 00:15:35,759 --> 00:15:39,929 character sick how many of these enemies 278 00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:43,850 are there going to be the games will 279 00:15:39,929 --> 00:15:46,739 make the characters physically sick and 280 00:15:43,850 --> 00:15:49,170 then like it'll be inconsistent because 281 00:15:46,740 --> 00:15:50,730 we'll see something arguably worse than 282 00:15:49,169 --> 00:15:54,649 what they seem to make them sick and 283 00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:58,879 they'll just don't continue playing 284 00:15:54,649 --> 00:16:01,409 yukako piece of shit I was doing good 285 00:15:58,879 --> 00:16:04,439 there's a creepypasta called sonic.exe 286 00:16:01,409 --> 00:16:07,259 which i'm sure you've probably heard of 287 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:10,410 if not i don't recommend reading it i 288 00:16:07,259 --> 00:16:12,830 don't recommend really giving a shit 289 00:16:10,409 --> 00:16:12,829 about it 290 00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:22,320 it's not great hey I can summarize it 291 00:16:17,899 --> 00:16:23,909 you know for you if you want which would 292 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,650 be like would be the same as me 293 00:16:23,909 --> 00:16:30,480 summarizing basically any of these 294 00:16:25,649 --> 00:16:33,028 creepy pastas they're all shit so this 295 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:35,210 kid gets a gets a CD in the mail or 296 00:16:33,028 --> 00:16:37,860 something and says sonic that exe on it 297 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:41,040 you know the first thing I would do is 298 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:44,250 put it my computer like any sane human 299 00:16:41,039 --> 00:16:48,389 being would not only that but he plays 300 00:16:44,250 --> 00:16:51,269 the game and you know it's your standard 301 00:16:48,389 --> 00:16:53,970 oh you start out as tales and he's 302 00:16:51,269 --> 00:16:57,480 running through an endless loop of green 303 00:16:53,970 --> 00:17:00,000 hill zone or something but then he sees 304 00:16:57,480 --> 00:17:04,220 the animals that you save in sonic but 305 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:08,880 they're all dead and mangled so spooky 306 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:12,029 I'm like he finds sonic and sonic spooks 307 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:19,610 him he gets tails sonic has like 308 00:17:12,029 --> 00:17:21,959 blacked-out eyes fuck I was almost there 309 00:17:19,609 --> 00:17:24,269 so you play his knuckles in the next 310 00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:28,740 part or the character plays his knuckles 311 00:17:24,269 --> 00:17:33,929 and he's running across some egg carrier 312 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:35,549 type tileset I guess and then lo and 313 00:17:33,929 --> 00:17:40,320 behold there's blood that starts 314 00:17:35,549 --> 00:17:44,519 appearing on the stage come here and we 315 00:17:40,319 --> 00:17:47,399 all know blood is blood is scary so then 316 00:17:44,519 --> 00:17:51,240 he finds Sonic you know the black eyed 317 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:53,759 edgy sonic named I guess his name is 318 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:56,460 sonic.exe which is a fucking stupid name 319 00:17:53,759 --> 00:18:02,220 I expect nothing less of the sonic 320 00:17:56,460 --> 00:18:04,200 fanbase fucking he tries to beat up 321 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:07,110 sonic but he can't and then sonic get 322 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:09,600 some then there's another like level 323 00:18:07,109 --> 00:18:13,079 where he's running where he's playing as 324 00:18:09,599 --> 00:18:14,789 dr. Eggman so egg man's running down 325 00:18:13,079 --> 00:18:17,519 some stairs and then he gets caught by 326 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:21,299 Sonic and then you get the screen that 327 00:18:17,519 --> 00:18:25,109 says like I am God like Sonic's like an 328 00:18:21,299 --> 00:18:26,808 egotist and he thinks he's God despite a 329 00:18:25,109 --> 00:18:31,339 majority of his games being 330 00:18:26,808 --> 00:18:33,259 just dog shit it's not like the things 331 00:18:31,339 --> 00:18:35,148 that go on in the creepypasta that I 332 00:18:33,259 --> 00:18:37,569 think are the worst because I expect 333 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:40,878 this from creepypastas at this point 334 00:18:37,569 --> 00:18:43,519 it's the way they write it like every 335 00:18:40,878 --> 00:18:46,808 every detail they explain they tell you 336 00:18:43,519 --> 00:18:49,788 the music that's playing they tell you 337 00:18:46,808 --> 00:18:52,940 like these details of what everything 338 00:18:49,788 --> 00:18:54,829 looks like which isn't needed I mean I 339 00:18:52,940 --> 00:18:58,009 can picture a green hill zone if I 340 00:18:54,829 --> 00:19:01,730 played a Sonic game in my head I don't 341 00:18:58,009 --> 00:19:04,999 need to know what the music is how it's 342 00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:07,788 like all its backwards basically they're 343 00:19:04,999 --> 00:19:10,129 dirt the writing out like schematics for 344 00:19:07,788 --> 00:19:13,990 the shitty fucking exe game that came 345 00:19:10,128 --> 00:19:16,969 out which is just as awful as a story 346 00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:19,368 you just walk left and you make this 347 00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:23,480 thing's trigger and then you get the 348 00:19:19,368 --> 00:19:27,288 spooky the spooky sanic music and the 349 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:29,749 spooky jump scared and whatever I don't 350 00:19:27,288 --> 00:19:33,319 find this I find them scary I don't find 351 00:19:29,749 --> 00:19:35,480 it scary at all I don't find Sonic scary 352 00:19:33,319 --> 00:19:38,538 like this motherfucker wants to come up 353 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:41,749 to me and try to be spooky he's gonna 354 00:19:38,538 --> 00:19:43,398 get slapped sonic you're not scary sonic 355 00:19:41,749 --> 00:19:47,629 I've seen porn of you that was scarier 356 00:19:43,398 --> 00:19:49,308 than this and that's true I've seen a 357 00:19:47,628 --> 00:19:51,949 picture of you when you were like the 358 00:19:49,308 --> 00:19:54,259 toilet or some shit I don't know what 359 00:19:51,950 --> 00:19:56,778 was going on in that picture but I've 360 00:19:54,259 --> 00:20:02,089 seen bootleg toys that were fucking 361 00:19:56,778 --> 00:20:06,079 spookier than sonic well let's talk five 362 00:20:02,089 --> 00:20:07,970 nights a fru bees I like the first I 363 00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:13,569 never played any of the games i watched 364 00:20:07,970 --> 00:20:16,249 like gameplay then I like the games I 365 00:20:13,569 --> 00:20:20,898 like the first one the most I think 366 00:20:16,249 --> 00:20:22,548 because it was you know new and we've 367 00:20:20,898 --> 00:20:25,158 gone from talking about creepy pastas 368 00:20:22,548 --> 00:20:28,098 and talking about spooky games 369 00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:30,769 I liked the first one I thought it was 370 00:20:28,098 --> 00:20:32,898 interesting I I like I was like oh look 371 00:20:30,769 --> 00:20:34,579 at all the secrets oh that's interesting 372 00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:37,488 then the second one came out and I was 373 00:20:34,579 --> 00:20:42,460 actually I was excited to see I was 374 00:20:37,489 --> 00:20:45,619 excited to watch it it came out you know 375 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:48,460 the spooky story was like oh there's 376 00:20:45,618 --> 00:20:50,988 more spooky story now that's pretty cool 377 00:20:48,460 --> 00:20:55,278 so yeah the third one came out and with 378 00:20:50,989 --> 00:20:59,329 like the second one was just after from 379 00:20:55,278 --> 00:21:02,419 what I saw after mom after the nights 380 00:20:59,329 --> 00:21:06,138 passed it wasn't even you you don't even 381 00:21:02,419 --> 00:21:09,259 look at the cameras anymore you're just 382 00:21:06,138 --> 00:21:11,538 like you wind up the music box and 383 00:21:09,259 --> 00:21:13,878 that's it there's no reason to look at 384 00:21:11,538 --> 00:21:18,408 the camera because they added that dumb 385 00:21:13,878 --> 00:21:20,449 music box mechanic then then like what 386 00:21:18,409 --> 00:21:23,269 two months later fucking third ones 387 00:21:20,450 --> 00:21:26,499 coming on I'm like all right they were 388 00:21:23,269 --> 00:21:31,009 like oh right now it's in a spooky a 389 00:21:26,499 --> 00:21:35,479 spooky scary haunted house with only one 390 00:21:31,009 --> 00:21:38,808 animatronic and a lot of people say the 391 00:21:35,479 --> 00:21:40,729 game is a jump-scare game which a lot of 392 00:21:38,808 --> 00:21:43,249 people say to that that you only get the 393 00:21:40,729 --> 00:21:45,348 jump scare if you fuck up and the spooky 394 00:21:43,249 --> 00:21:48,739 part is the tension which I agree but 395 00:21:45,348 --> 00:21:51,378 the third one the third one had like 396 00:21:48,739 --> 00:21:53,149 these jump scares that were just in the 397 00:21:51,378 --> 00:21:56,808 game they didn't do anything to you I 398 00:21:53,148 --> 00:21:59,928 don't think so like you went from you 399 00:21:56,808 --> 00:22:03,940 know jump scares that triggered when you 400 00:21:59,929 --> 00:22:05,989 fucked up to just jump scares you know 401 00:22:03,940 --> 00:22:11,808 through the game that's the game play 402 00:22:05,989 --> 00:22:15,098 now and then the story I guess I guess 403 00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:21,618 there were all ghosts kids or something 404 00:22:15,098 --> 00:22:23,519 and while I got fucked holy shit this 405 00:22:21,618 --> 00:22:29,839 fight is crazy 406 00:22:23,519 --> 00:22:34,650 I pull myself up with my own grenade 407 00:22:29,839 --> 00:22:37,829 there's my head so five nights at fuck 408 00:22:34,650 --> 00:22:44,310 boys for comes out not the actual one 409 00:22:37,829 --> 00:22:47,009 with the real game it comes out and not 410 00:22:44,309 --> 00:22:50,819 only did he just make this story it was 411 00:22:47,009 --> 00:22:52,970 all a dream he didn't have a story said 412 00:22:50,819 --> 00:22:59,220 let's be honest he didn't have a story 413 00:22:52,970 --> 00:23:03,569 he didn't have a story laid out oh god 414 00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:05,640 damn it I knew that would happen I'm 415 00:23:03,569 --> 00:23:07,259 sure if you give a shit about this 416 00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:14,670 you've already watched the stupid game 417 00:23:07,259 --> 00:23:16,230 theories about it no ah fuck you know 418 00:23:14,670 --> 00:23:18,480 maybe I shouldn't talk about five nights 419 00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:21,839 at Freddy's during this fight maybe I 420 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:25,049 should talk about something else they 421 00:23:21,839 --> 00:23:27,720 love their amps I'm just gonna stay here 422 00:23:25,049 --> 00:23:30,569 I mean until the hell night comes I'm 423 00:23:27,720 --> 00:23:33,059 pretty much safe in here these guys are 424 00:23:30,569 --> 00:23:37,259 actually really good at okay there's one 425 00:23:33,059 --> 00:23:39,599 of the thing about me I think this is 426 00:23:37,259 --> 00:23:42,019 where the most cuts are gonna be look 427 00:23:39,599 --> 00:23:42,019 how many 428 00:23:49,019 --> 00:23:52,379 all right good 429 00:23:52,419 --> 00:24:00,460 alright good that was I was tough oh 430 00:23:57,239 --> 00:24:06,399 here we are I don't have the siphon 431 00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:12,629 grenades so prepare for anus oh this is 432 00:24:06,398 --> 00:24:12,628 gonna this is gonna be bad isn't it