>No
>This is too much
>Your mom taught you better
>Everyone said this horse is crazy
>But all you've seen was a cute blond mare
>And now you're paying the price
>Why are earth ponies so damn wide?
>She told you she wanted to tell you a secret
>But she would only show it at her house
>You had known her for a while, so thought it was just some friendly thing
>But she told you to feel at home while she grabbed what she needed
>As you sat down on her sofa, she came back with two bananas
>You were going to ask what they were for, but she started talking right then
>"Ah, good, you found the sofa. Here, watch this"
>And that's when your blood went south
>She lowered down, proudly presenting her extra large rear to your face
>Just far enough away for your arms to not be able to reach
>She flexed one glute, then the other, making motions in which gentle waves showed in the middle of the massive orbs
>"Neat huh? But there's more!"
>It's then that she took one of the bananas
>It was like a train crash, you just couldn't peel your eyes away
>She spreaded her glutes without moving her legs, gently putting the banana in the middle
>As as soon the banana found its way just in front of her pussy her twin moons collapsed on it
>You thought she wanted to make that banana into paste
>But soon she started her work, making motions with her ass you first thought impossible
>Her tail was still cast aside, and behind it you could see her smug expression, enjoying the look on your face
>Or you could see it, if only you weren't entranced by the spectacle
>"And now, for the great finale~"
>Her tail swung once and twice, as if to enhance the show
>And with a quick press, the banana flew from the crack of her ass and into the air
>You couldn't help but follow the trajectory of the peeled banana
>Time seemed to slow down as it finally started to come down after almost hitting the ceiling
>And to your surprise, the end point was not the ground, but a cute white snootle
>"Tadah" - she said, whole munching
>You were flabbergasted, unable to form words or even think
>"So you want to have a try, always wanted to aim it at someone else"