1 00:00:01,700 --> 00:00:04,809 [Music] 2 00:00:08,650 --> 00:00:27,838 [Music] 3 00:00:28,030 --> 00:00:33,980 I've seen a lot of shows movies books 4 00:00:31,250 --> 00:00:35,689 and mysterious ghosts VHS --is so I've 5 00:00:33,979 --> 00:00:37,669 encountered a lot of different villains 6 00:00:35,689 --> 00:00:40,219 since I say the only good thing about 7 00:00:37,670 --> 00:00:42,289 another wise bland story sometimes 8 00:00:40,219 --> 00:00:44,269 they're actually terrifying or create 9 00:00:42,289 --> 00:00:46,308 legitimate questions about the world we 10 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:48,320 live in and no matter how you slice it 11 00:00:46,308 --> 00:00:50,899 there really is no story that doesn't 12 00:00:48,320 --> 00:00:52,340 have some form of antagonist however in 13 00:00:50,899 --> 00:00:54,710 all these things that I've seen I've 14 00:00:52,340 --> 00:00:56,629 never seen a villain as dumb as this one 15 00:00:54,710 --> 00:00:58,939 and I'm not talking about a lovable 16 00:00:56,628 --> 00:01:00,589 buffoon like Jack Spicer or Team Rocket 17 00:00:58,939 --> 00:01:02,509 I'm talking about a character that is 18 00:01:00,590 --> 00:01:04,790 treated like a legitimate threat to the 19 00:01:02,509 --> 00:01:09,228 story despite not showing any level of 20 00:01:04,790 --> 00:01:11,290 competency I'm talking about sunset 21 00:01:09,228 --> 00:01:17,118 shiver from My Little Pony Equestria 22 00:01:11,290 --> 00:01:20,030 girls no no yeah really this is this is 23 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:27,299 what we're talking about here my friends 24 00:01:20,030 --> 00:01:32,400 [Music] 25 00:01:27,299 --> 00:01:35,109 now this movie isn't great but it's not 26 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:37,630 insultingly bad or anything below 27 00:01:35,109 --> 00:01:39,340 average really honestly the worst thing 28 00:01:37,629 --> 00:01:41,949 about it apart from the villain is just 29 00:01:39,340 --> 00:01:43,960 how incredibly cheap it is if I made a 30 00:01:41,950 --> 00:01:46,329 video highlighting every instance of 31 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:48,539 corners being cut it'd be twice as long 32 00:01:46,329 --> 00:01:51,429 as the actual movie my favorite 33 00:01:48,540 --> 00:01:57,460 instances here you got my vote Twilight 34 00:01:51,430 --> 00:02:06,009 9 - 5 - 9 - wow those three voices sure 35 00:01:57,459 --> 00:02:08,289 do sound similar to - it's almost like 36 00:02:06,009 --> 00:02:10,030 they used three different takes from the 37 00:02:08,289 --> 00:02:11,739 same voice actor so that they could 38 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:13,150 imply there were more characters in the 39 00:02:11,739 --> 00:02:16,780 scene than what they were able to 40 00:02:13,150 --> 00:02:19,270 animate anyway sunset shimmer is an 41 00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:20,739 idiot there's no other way of putting it 42 00:02:19,270 --> 00:02:22,930 everything she does in the film 43 00:02:20,739 --> 00:02:24,969 contradicts the most basic logical 44 00:02:22,930 --> 00:02:26,860 reasoning and her plan makes no sense 45 00:02:24,969 --> 00:02:28,680 but for people who haven't seen the 46 00:02:26,860 --> 00:02:31,090 movie let me give you some context 47 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:33,340 essentially in the movie a magic crown 48 00:02:31,090 --> 00:02:35,319 is stolen by sunset shimmer and through 49 00:02:33,340 --> 00:02:37,239 various happenstance ends up as the 50 00:02:35,319 --> 00:02:39,129 prize for being elected prom queen or 51 00:02:37,239 --> 00:02:42,370 whatever I'm I'm sorry this movie's 52 00:02:39,129 --> 00:02:45,789 really dumb for her evil plan any plan 53 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:47,920 she needs that crown so you know I just 54 00:02:45,789 --> 00:02:49,239 steal it again and well where she 55 00:02:47,919 --> 00:02:50,889 doesn't know where it is but it's 56 00:02:49,239 --> 00:02:53,890 probably just locked up in an office 57 00:02:50,889 --> 00:02:56,859 somewhere I mean is it really harder to 58 00:02:53,889 --> 00:03:00,759 steal from like a school office than 59 00:02:56,860 --> 00:03:03,610 from an entire frickin castle just sneak 60 00:03:00,759 --> 00:03:05,859 it at night and grab it but okay okay 61 00:03:03,610 --> 00:03:07,660 okay let's assume that the incredibly 62 00:03:05,860 --> 00:03:09,820 poorly designed principal's just put 63 00:03:07,659 --> 00:03:12,069 some sort of magical force field on it 64 00:03:09,819 --> 00:03:14,439 that they never told us about and the 65 00:03:12,069 --> 00:03:18,489 only way to get your hands on this crown 66 00:03:14,439 --> 00:03:20,979 is to win the prom thing why does sunset 67 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:23,140 have to be the winner why not just let 68 00:03:20,979 --> 00:03:25,268 whoever's gonna run for it run for it 69 00:03:23,139 --> 00:03:26,949 and then grab it anyway you know the 70 00:03:25,269 --> 00:03:28,810 things she did at the end of the movie 71 00:03:26,949 --> 00:03:30,459 there's no reason why that couldn't have 72 00:03:28,810 --> 00:03:33,069 been her plan all along and it 73 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:34,750 made her look smarter too also for 74 00:03:33,069 --> 00:03:36,519 whatever reason part of her plan 75 00:03:34,750 --> 00:03:39,099 involves splitting up the other friend 76 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,719 characters like she clearly had to put a 77 00:03:39,099 --> 00:03:42,849 lot of effort to find out these 78 00:03:40,719 --> 00:03:44,800 characters personal plans hack into 79 00:03:42,849 --> 00:03:46,719 their emails or create a new account or 80 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:49,120 something and carefully coordinate a 81 00:03:46,719 --> 00:03:51,129 series of misconceptions in such a way 82 00:03:49,120 --> 00:03:52,599 that these characters stop being friends 83 00:03:51,129 --> 00:03:55,090 except that she made these 84 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:56,829 misconceptions really simple problems 85 00:03:55,090 --> 00:03:59,590 that literally get resolved in one 86 00:03:56,830 --> 00:04:01,990 conversation to what end is this even 87 00:03:59,590 --> 00:04:04,479 for it doesn't serve her plan in any way 88 00:04:01,990 --> 00:04:06,310 and you might be saying oh but you see 89 00:04:04,479 --> 00:04:08,439 she wanted to make sure that they 90 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:11,439 couldn't use the magic of friendship or 91 00:04:08,439 --> 00:04:13,659 whatever against her except that she's 92 00:04:11,439 --> 00:04:17,079 clearly unaware in the end that that's 93 00:04:13,659 --> 00:04:18,519 even a thing they can do the magic 94 00:04:17,079 --> 00:04:22,139 contained in my element was able to 95 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:22,139 unite with those that helped create it 96 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:29,699 [Music] 97 00:04:40,038 --> 00:04:45,089 so the next phase in her master plan is 98 00:04:43,470 --> 00:04:47,190 to get snips and snails to take 99 00:04:45,089 --> 00:04:49,739 embarrassing videos of Twilight in order 100 00:04:47,189 --> 00:04:51,538 to keep her from running oh yeah that'll 101 00:04:49,740 --> 00:04:53,490 do the trick why not just show the 102 00:04:51,538 --> 00:04:55,860 amazingly poorly designed principles 103 00:04:53,490 --> 00:04:58,110 that Twilight literally has no records 104 00:04:55,860 --> 00:04:59,520 in this school and just showed up sure 105 00:04:58,110 --> 00:05:02,879 as heck can't compete if you're not a 106 00:04:59,519 --> 00:05:04,529 student also why is she getting snips 107 00:05:02,879 --> 00:05:06,659 and snails to do her bidding 108 00:05:04,529 --> 00:05:08,758 out of all these characters of the cast 109 00:05:06,660 --> 00:05:10,289 of the show they get these two losers to 110 00:05:08,759 --> 00:05:14,280 work for the villain and expect us to 111 00:05:10,288 --> 00:05:15,839 take it seriously but I digress the 112 00:05:14,279 --> 00:05:18,478 video thing is forgotten about pretty 113 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:20,369 quickly so next up in shimmers brilliant 114 00:05:18,478 --> 00:05:23,069 plan to stop Twilight from being the 115 00:05:20,370 --> 00:05:26,459 prom queen whatever contest is to frame 116 00:05:23,069 --> 00:05:28,110 her for trashing the gym okay now we're 117 00:05:26,459 --> 00:05:30,029 getting somewhere that she gets some 118 00:05:28,110 --> 00:05:32,370 results but you want to know how she 119 00:05:30,029 --> 00:05:35,959 does this trust me your mind is gonna be 120 00:05:32,370 --> 00:05:39,269 blown by this absolute genius just 121 00:05:35,959 --> 00:05:42,149 incredibly smart and foolproof plan are 122 00:05:39,269 --> 00:05:45,448 you ready be sure she takes pictures of 123 00:05:42,149 --> 00:05:48,329 the trashed gym and pictures of Twilight 124 00:05:45,449 --> 00:05:52,228 and then cuts Twilight out of pictures 125 00:05:48,329 --> 00:05:54,389 and like glue sticks them onto the gym 126 00:05:52,228 --> 00:05:57,860 pictures so it so it kind of vaguely 127 00:05:54,389 --> 00:06:01,978 looks like she's trashing it Wow Wow 128 00:05:57,860 --> 00:06:03,419 incredible incredible so smart so great 129 00:06:01,978 --> 00:06:07,680 oh my god 130 00:06:03,418 --> 00:06:10,379 whoa mama so smart so smart 131 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:14,280 okay okay okay but seriously let's be 132 00:06:10,379 --> 00:06:18,029 serious you guys this is unimaginably 133 00:06:14,279 --> 00:06:18,478 dense my mind is blown by how ridiculous 134 00:06:18,029 --> 00:06:21,329 this is 135 00:06:18,478 --> 00:06:23,490 I feel like I've reached new horizons a 136 00:06:21,329 --> 00:06:26,788 whole new level of thinking just from 137 00:06:23,490 --> 00:06:28,829 watching this nonsense play out even if 138 00:06:26,788 --> 00:06:30,000 we ignore that the lighting conditions 139 00:06:28,829 --> 00:06:31,978 would have to be different in both 140 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,810 pictures the angles of the pictures 141 00:06:31,978 --> 00:06:35,759 somehow perfectly matching up the 142 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:37,470 picture is being taken in secret despite 143 00:06:35,759 --> 00:06:39,329 Twilight facing the camera 144 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:41,760 some of them the evidence just being 145 00:06:39,329 --> 00:06:43,560 left around for anyone to find the fact 146 00:06:41,759 --> 00:06:45,389 that trashing the gym would postpone the 147 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:48,180 dance something that shimmer herself 148 00:06:45,389 --> 00:06:50,240 says she doesn't want to happen or the 149 00:06:48,180 --> 00:06:52,650 fact that she was somehow able to 150 00:06:50,240 --> 00:06:54,990 perfectly cut out these pictures of 151 00:06:52,649 --> 00:06:59,459 Twilight without messing up anything 152 00:06:54,990 --> 00:07:02,639 even if we ignore all of that literally 153 00:06:59,459 --> 00:07:05,279 all you have to do is touch the picture 154 00:07:02,639 --> 00:07:07,860 and you'd realize that it has creases on 155 00:07:05,279 --> 00:07:11,069 it that can only be created by another 156 00:07:07,860 --> 00:07:12,600 picture being glued on top this isn't 157 00:07:11,069 --> 00:07:16,879 rocket science my dudes 158 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:20,490 it's common sense there was not a single 159 00:07:16,879 --> 00:07:23,850 creation on this planet that would ever 160 00:07:20,490 --> 00:07:26,939 ever fall for something like that not 161 00:07:23,850 --> 00:07:27,750 even the bacteria on Mars would fall for 162 00:07:26,939 --> 00:07:30,689 this crap 163 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:32,939 oh oh and here's my favorite part my 164 00:07:30,689 --> 00:07:34,949 favorite piece of this incredibly shabby 165 00:07:32,939 --> 00:07:37,379 picture you know why sunset needed that 166 00:07:34,949 --> 00:07:39,839 crown so bad what this whole movie was 167 00:07:37,379 --> 00:07:41,459 building up to the big reveal for what 168 00:07:39,839 --> 00:07:45,209 happens when you bring an element of 169 00:07:41,459 --> 00:07:50,189 harmony into another dimension it just 170 00:07:45,209 --> 00:07:54,389 lets you turn to a demon thing duh look 171 00:07:50,189 --> 00:07:56,279 at this design look at it I could come 172 00:07:54,389 --> 00:07:59,969 up with a better monster design in my 173 00:07:56,279 --> 00:08:02,250 sleep I am appalled at how incredibly 174 00:07:59,970 --> 00:08:06,120 generic this demon design is I mean it's 175 00:08:02,250 --> 00:08:08,490 almost as bad as well you know so sunset 176 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:10,860 has all the power she wants everything 177 00:08:08,490 --> 00:08:14,910 she was working for and what's she gonna 178 00:08:10,860 --> 00:08:18,030 do with it good vade Equestria with an 179 00:08:14,910 --> 00:08:21,630 army of teenagers of course like she 180 00:08:18,029 --> 00:08:23,519 literally says with my teen army even if 181 00:08:21,629 --> 00:08:25,319 we assume that she turns them all into 182 00:08:23,519 --> 00:08:27,779 the demon things like she did with snips 183 00:08:25,319 --> 00:08:29,550 and snails how the Frick does she expect 184 00:08:27,779 --> 00:08:32,478 to be able to successfully invade 185 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:35,879 Equestria this is a high school of maybe 186 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:37,950 let's be generous and say 2500 students 187 00:08:35,879 --> 00:08:40,559 and she's gonna sick all of them on a 188 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:42,900 literal Kingdom full of horses that 189 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:43,500 could shoot frickin lasers out of their 190 00:08:42,899 --> 00:08:46,169 head 191 00:08:43,500 --> 00:08:48,600 I mean if this was just like the random 192 00:08:46,169 --> 00:08:50,789 field that the g1 show took place in 193 00:08:48,600 --> 00:08:54,000 then sure I can believe it but 194 00:08:50,789 --> 00:08:57,269 equestrian this show has a literal army 195 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:59,490 in one Episode just one of the members 196 00:08:57,269 --> 00:09:02,460 of said army was able to protect the 197 00:08:59,490 --> 00:09:04,350 entire castle single-handedly by 198 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:07,139 projecting a force field that was so 199 00:09:04,350 --> 00:09:09,389 strong an entire army of bug things 200 00:09:07,139 --> 00:09:11,929 couldn't get through it has two 201 00:09:09,389 --> 00:09:14,939 goddesses that can literally lift 202 00:09:11,929 --> 00:09:17,399 planets and remember how hard it was for 203 00:09:14,940 --> 00:09:18,690 Twilight to adapt to being human why 204 00:09:17,399 --> 00:09:21,360 wouldn't it be the same for these 205 00:09:18,690 --> 00:09:23,190 assholes I mean I'm sure shimmer will be 206 00:09:21,360 --> 00:09:25,320 fine but she's seriously gonna fight an 207 00:09:23,190 --> 00:09:27,300 entire kingdom of powerful horses with 208 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:29,910 an army of stupid adolescents he'll have 209 00:09:27,299 --> 00:09:32,099 no idea how to use their bodies you're 210 00:09:29,909 --> 00:09:33,569 gonna go after a trained military with a 211 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:35,220 bunch of teens who probably learned 212 00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:37,680 everything they know about fighting from 213 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:40,350 an Eminem album you really think that's 214 00:09:37,679 --> 00:09:41,909 gonna work out your favor hey you know 215 00:09:40,350 --> 00:09:45,029 what let's get rid of the benefit of the 216 00:09:41,909 --> 00:09:47,819 doubt maybe she can pull it off after 217 00:09:45,029 --> 00:09:52,610 all she's such a confident character I'm 218 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:52,610 sure this will work out just fine 219 00:09:55,289 --> 00:09:57,289 Oh 220 00:10:06,700 --> 00:10:15,370 we did it kids we survived another video 221 00:10:12,210 --> 00:10:17,920 this video was made possible thanks to 222 00:10:15,370 --> 00:10:20,500 the generous donations from my patrons 223 00:10:17,919 --> 00:10:22,959 along with the names you see scrubbing 224 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:25,480 on by the screen down there I'd like to 225 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:27,670 extend a special thank you to secret 226 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:31,750 person Dan Campbell 227 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:35,019 yaagh saw demoness attesa so you can the 228 00:10:31,750 --> 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