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Hello?...

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Hello?...

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Hi...

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I've made these recordings... ...to teach you how to...

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...uh...

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...look after a bunch of lifeless animatronics while sitting perfectly still...

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Ok... Ready?...

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So the first thing you've got to do is to...

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Yeah. A really joyful place.

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Ok, let's do this.

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Oh God... This is so boring...

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What's this?...

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Uh. Really? They even got games?

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ARRR! Ya ready me buxom beauty?!

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I was born ready cap'n 1!!

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This is silly.

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Ya wanna give it another try lad??

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Yeah I'm enjoying it!!

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Ah... cut me a break...

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JUST DO IT!!!!!!!

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Oh c'mon! What's wrong with this...

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Stop it.

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STOP IT!!

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What... is wrong... with you?!

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Answer me! You creep!