1 00:00:00,030 --> 00:00:04,169 hello everyone my name is Taylor and I 2 00:00:02,220 --> 00:00:06,269 am right and you can see my beautiful 3 00:00:04,169 --> 00:00:07,620 face now yes let's Peyton yeah we got 4 00:00:06,269 --> 00:00:09,899 pictures to show that we're beautiful 5 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:12,000 ladies don't old me we were dressing up 6 00:00:09,900 --> 00:00:13,469 what is the deal Taylor yes yeah man you 7 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:15,660 really went all out like you put on 8 00:00:13,468 --> 00:00:17,579 makeup and everything well you know this 9 00:00:15,660 --> 00:00:19,410 is going up in public and sometimes I 10 00:00:17,579 --> 00:00:21,719 really worry that a future employer is 11 00:00:19,410 --> 00:00:23,579 gonna see the stuff that I do so yeah 12 00:00:21,719 --> 00:00:25,288 this is entertainment all right you know 13 00:00:23,579 --> 00:00:26,219 so if you do anything wrong or if you 14 00:00:25,289 --> 00:00:27,779 look like a mess 15 00:00:26,219 --> 00:00:30,149 then you just say that it was all acting 16 00:00:27,778 --> 00:00:31,559 that is that is total bullshit 17 00:00:30,149 --> 00:00:33,600 no wait you know what your employer's 18 00:00:31,559 --> 00:00:35,039 gonna look for is confidence so if you 19 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,719 just lie through your teeth with 20 00:00:35,039 --> 00:00:38,460 confidence you'll impress them no I 21 00:00:36,719 --> 00:00:40,200 applied for a job once and that is not 22 00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:42,270 true yes well I don't actually know I 23 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:43,469 work at a gas station and have for a lot 24 00:00:42,270 --> 00:00:44,910 longer than I care to admit 25 00:00:43,469 --> 00:00:46,829 have you ever thought about I don't know 26 00:00:44,909 --> 00:00:48,449 playing for a different job you mean 27 00:00:46,829 --> 00:00:50,189 like one of those super gas stations 28 00:00:48,450 --> 00:00:52,770 like one of those really big ones that 29 00:00:50,189 --> 00:00:54,329 sell pizza and everything no that's it's 30 00:00:52,770 --> 00:00:56,250 not exactly because that would be such 31 00:00:54,329 --> 00:00:58,259 an upgrade oh gosh I could take like 32 00:00:56,250 --> 00:00:59,609 lunch break and then just go eat lunch 33 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:01,679 at the gas station oh wait that sounds 34 00:00:59,609 --> 00:01:03,570 awful I mean like maybe work for a like 35 00:01:01,679 --> 00:01:05,099 a bank as a teller or something like 36 00:01:03,570 --> 00:01:07,650 that I don't know thanks don't sell 37 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:08,879 pizza Taylor yes yeah and aside from 38 00:01:07,650 --> 00:01:10,920 that I would have to fill out a job 39 00:01:08,879 --> 00:01:12,810 application and you know what I freaking 40 00:01:10,920 --> 00:01:14,368 hate about those things they always ask 41 00:01:12,810 --> 00:01:16,618 for three references but you know who I 42 00:01:14,368 --> 00:01:18,750 know well you know me yeah and I know 43 00:01:16,618 --> 00:01:20,009 Peyton she knows Peyton yes which which 44 00:01:18,750 --> 00:01:21,868 is not gonna look really good on a 45 00:01:20,009 --> 00:01:24,030 background check no I'll turn up all 46 00:01:21,868 --> 00:01:26,099 kinds of stuff yes so I mean Andrea 47 00:01:24,030 --> 00:01:27,750 flick in reality I know one person both 48 00:01:26,099 --> 00:01:29,759 I mean you know the manager who runs 49 00:01:27,750 --> 00:01:31,890 your gas station yeah but but guess what 50 00:01:29,759 --> 00:01:35,040 they asked for three job references I've 51 00:01:31,890 --> 00:01:36,750 worked at the gas station okay okay see 52 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:38,579 and everything's done with computers now 53 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:40,409 so you put in your application and the 54 00:01:38,578 --> 00:01:42,478 computers just like nope well not 55 00:01:40,409 --> 00:01:45,090 necessarily you know at my workplace we 56 00:01:42,478 --> 00:01:47,399 still get faxes like people will file a 57 00:01:45,090 --> 00:01:49,109 job application online and then the 58 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:51,030 computer will just send us a fax of 59 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,500 their job application it's weird oh so 60 00:01:51,030 --> 00:01:55,409 it's like the future of tomorrow 61 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:57,090 yesterday yeah I don't know why they 62 00:01:55,409 --> 00:01:58,950 just used an antiquated system and 63 00:01:57,090 --> 00:02:00,780 combined it together with the future is 64 00:01:58,950 --> 00:02:02,850 that the future of tomorrow yesterday 65 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:04,769 though yes that implies that you got the 66 00:02:02,849 --> 00:02:07,589 future yesterday okay maybe it's the 67 00:02:04,769 --> 00:02:09,840 future of yesterday tomorrow well we 68 00:02:07,590 --> 00:02:12,330 have it so it's the future of yesterday 69 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:14,210 today living precisely in the moment 70 00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:15,950 yeah I guess that's just 71 00:02:14,210 --> 00:02:17,960 doesn't I still think it's the future of 72 00:02:15,949 --> 00:02:19,219 yesterday tomorrow though cuz it's like 73 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:21,050 yesterday they thought that we were 74 00:02:19,219 --> 00:02:23,419 gonna have jetpacks and now we do but 75 00:02:21,050 --> 00:02:24,710 they're like water-based so you have to 76 00:02:23,419 --> 00:02:26,539 hook them up to a big hose and it's 77 00:02:24,710 --> 00:02:28,760 super inconvenient and flying cars 78 00:02:26,539 --> 00:02:30,469 though yes yeah flying cars are 79 00:02:28,759 --> 00:02:32,179 expensive and disappointing but we do 80 00:02:30,469 --> 00:02:33,949 have them so there's like a compromise 81 00:02:32,180 --> 00:02:36,379 you know what I hate about the computers 82 00:02:33,949 --> 00:02:37,849 yes they are stealing our jobs and then 83 00:02:36,379 --> 00:02:40,519 giving them to the gorillas yes 84 00:02:37,849 --> 00:02:43,219 what how is that even a conclusion you 85 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:45,500 can draw because affirmative action yes 86 00:02:43,219 --> 00:02:47,569 so you look at your job application and 87 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:49,310 they say how you a gorilla and the 88 00:02:47,569 --> 00:02:51,259 answer is yes ma'am no do you know how 89 00:02:49,310 --> 00:02:52,729 you get qualified for a job you go to 90 00:02:51,259 --> 00:02:54,289 school and you get the relevant 91 00:02:52,729 --> 00:02:56,329 credentials we all went to the same 92 00:02:54,289 --> 00:02:57,590 school you do deaths yeah then what el 93 00:02:56,330 --> 00:02:59,510 there was a lot of gorillas at our 94 00:02:57,590 --> 00:03:01,490 school all we get hired for is manual 95 00:02:59,509 --> 00:03:03,379 labor man and those wages have not gone 96 00:03:01,490 --> 00:03:05,210 up in a while I mean do you remember 97 00:03:03,379 --> 00:03:06,889 when we were in Miss Bailey's class and 98 00:03:05,210 --> 00:03:08,719 we had to share desks like they paired 99 00:03:06,889 --> 00:03:10,879 us up monkey to gorilla so that we could 100 00:03:08,719 --> 00:03:11,449 maximize desk space use yeah that was 101 00:03:10,879 --> 00:03:12,949 weird 102 00:03:11,449 --> 00:03:14,659 I tried never to show up to that class 103 00:03:12,949 --> 00:03:16,579 it was too cozy you know what though I 104 00:03:14,659 --> 00:03:18,409 will never figure out how old Pete our 105 00:03:16,580 --> 00:03:20,060 bus driver convinced the district to let 106 00:03:18,409 --> 00:03:22,219 him install that big blower engine and 107 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:24,080 and the spoiler on the back of his bus 108 00:03:22,219 --> 00:03:26,449 yeah I can't figure out if that was cuz 109 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:29,450 our district was so poor or cuz old Pete 110 00:03:26,449 --> 00:03:30,799 was just so deep man he was Pete that 111 00:03:29,449 --> 00:03:32,719 guy was frickin awesome 112 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:34,939 I've heard rumors he was like a war vet 113 00:03:32,719 --> 00:03:36,379 from some South American country yes he 114 00:03:34,939 --> 00:03:38,449 never said anything you would just get 115 00:03:36,379 --> 00:03:40,490 on his bus and he would make direct eye 116 00:03:38,449 --> 00:03:42,229 contact with everyone he repainted the 117 00:03:40,490 --> 00:03:44,570 whole thing flames on the front the word 118 00:03:42,229 --> 00:03:47,329 school was spelled with a k on the side 119 00:03:44,569 --> 00:03:49,639 I always appreciated the naked girl on 120 00:03:47,330 --> 00:03:51,740 the side what do you suppose he put the 121 00:03:49,639 --> 00:03:53,659 stamps on there for yeah I always 122 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:54,950 worried that those were kills I don't 123 00:03:53,659 --> 00:03:56,509 know what he was killing though I tried 124 00:03:54,949 --> 00:03:58,489 to ask him once and he just stared me 125 00:03:56,509 --> 00:04:00,649 down never again you know what he always 126 00:03:58,490 --> 00:04:02,450 wore that cape and for years I thought 127 00:04:00,650 --> 00:04:03,530 it was because he was a vampire like I 128 00:04:02,449 --> 00:04:05,299 didn't realize you could just wear a 129 00:04:03,530 --> 00:04:07,009 cape because you were weird wasn't a 130 00:04:05,300 --> 00:04:09,050 vampire cape that was like an Evel 131 00:04:07,009 --> 00:04:10,879 Knievel cape well I didn't know Evel 132 00:04:09,050 --> 00:04:13,160 Knievel I thought it was a vampire cape 133 00:04:10,879 --> 00:04:14,539 I heard that he was able to get that bus 134 00:04:13,159 --> 00:04:16,909 head up because he once saved the 135 00:04:14,539 --> 00:04:18,829 governor's life and according to law 136 00:04:16,910 --> 00:04:21,140 that means that you can then challenge 137 00:04:18,829 --> 00:04:23,269 the governor to one duel of some sort 138 00:04:21,139 --> 00:04:25,279 and if you win the duel you can get a 139 00:04:23,269 --> 00:04:26,689 thing related to the the weapon that you 140 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:27,739 won the duel with what do you mean 141 00:04:26,689 --> 00:04:29,149 related to the weapon you 142 00:04:27,740 --> 00:04:30,590 one to do with yeah I don't know it's 143 00:04:29,149 --> 00:04:31,758 just the way that the law is written has 144 00:04:30,589 --> 00:04:33,649 to have to do it the way that you 145 00:04:31,759 --> 00:04:35,270 defeated the guy in the door so like if 146 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:37,219 you if you shot him you get the change 147 00:04:35,269 --> 00:04:39,379 gun laws I guess so I don't know I'm not 148 00:04:37,220 --> 00:04:41,060 a lawyer so how did he beat the governor 149 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:43,399 was it like vehicular manslaughter 150 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:45,500 no it was a drag race old Pete used his 151 00:04:43,399 --> 00:04:46,370 bus to drag race the governor and old 152 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:48,860 Pete won 153 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:51,139 dang it yeah I mean old Pete is awesome 154 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:52,879 right no I mean a man cuz how come well 155 00:04:51,139 --> 00:04:54,860 Pete didn't get us more funding for 156 00:04:52,879 --> 00:04:56,389 school pay like how the heck was he 157 00:04:54,860 --> 00:04:58,370 gonna have a duel over school funding 158 00:04:56,389 --> 00:04:59,930 like what was it gonna be an accounting 159 00:04:58,370 --> 00:05:01,250 contest yeah 160 00:04:59,930 --> 00:05:03,319 I mean would that get more funding to 161 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:05,029 the school I guarantee you the governor 162 00:05:03,319 --> 00:05:06,500 was way better at math than old Pete 163 00:05:05,029 --> 00:05:08,149 trust me this was for the best 164 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:09,889 well the point I was making before we 165 00:05:08,149 --> 00:05:11,799 got distracted about old Pete was that 166 00:05:09,889 --> 00:05:14,210 we didn't have the best of education and 167 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:16,970 that's what matters yeah geez look how I 168 00:05:14,209 --> 00:05:18,198 turned out in fairness yes you probably 169 00:05:16,970 --> 00:05:19,849 would have been right no matter where 170 00:05:18,199 --> 00:05:21,530 you went to school yeah but imagine if 171 00:05:19,848 --> 00:05:23,418 they'd invested my money into ray they 172 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:24,888 would have had a shinier prettier 173 00:05:23,418 --> 00:05:26,568 looking ray yeah but they still would 174 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:28,129 have had Ray on their heads though yes I 175 00:05:26,569 --> 00:05:29,990 mean that kind of falls into that nature 176 00:05:28,129 --> 00:05:32,180 versus nurture debate do you think that 177 00:05:29,990 --> 00:05:34,460 Ray is just born to be ray or might she 178 00:05:32,180 --> 00:05:36,228 have been a better person if they put me 179 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:38,529 on a rocket and sent me to the moon I 180 00:05:36,228 --> 00:05:40,819 was I was gonna say taught you like 181 00:05:38,529 --> 00:05:42,319 engineering pretty sure you need to be 182 00:05:40,819 --> 00:05:45,379 an engineer or something to be a space 183 00:05:42,319 --> 00:05:47,418 craft not a spaceman yes thank you I 184 00:05:45,379 --> 00:05:48,800 guess in a really roundabout way if you 185 00:05:47,418 --> 00:05:51,288 assume that you would had a much better 186 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:52,759 career and they put you in that better 187 00:05:51,288 --> 00:05:56,120 career because you had the credentials 188 00:05:52,759 --> 00:05:57,620 then yeah sure this works yeah see if 189 00:05:56,120 --> 00:06:00,110 I'd been I liked the president and the 190 00:05:57,620 --> 00:06:01,310 entire planet I would have been so much 191 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,810 better off you know maybe it's better 192 00:06:01,310 --> 00:06:04,250 that that everything turned out the way 193 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:05,060 it did I'd be a great president I know 194 00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:07,490 what you're talking about 195 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:09,769 really yeah absolutely man I would blow 196 00:06:07,490 --> 00:06:11,750 it away all right so what what's your 197 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:14,240 tax plan whatever the lobbyists want me 198 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:16,038 to do okay yeah yeah see see I know 199 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:18,680 what's up I mean I I don't have a 200 00:06:16,038 --> 00:06:20,300 rebuttal to that so so I win I don't 201 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:22,550 know if you could call it a win but I'll 202 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:26,810 uh I'll just concede legalize marriage 203 00:06:22,550 --> 00:06:28,218 yes but between to get the game area 41 204 00:06:26,810 --> 00:06:29,689 they already did that just didn't 205 00:06:28,218 --> 00:06:31,579 generally legalize a new form of 206 00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:33,469 marriage yes like 207 00:06:31,579 --> 00:06:35,930 do do you have anything in mind no I 208 00:06:33,470 --> 00:06:36,890 just love the slippery slope yes oh oh 209 00:06:35,930 --> 00:06:39,110 that reminds me 210 00:06:36,889 --> 00:06:41,240 oh man there's this joke so there's this 211 00:06:39,110 --> 00:06:42,530 youtuber he's the world famous artisan 212 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:44,689 bubblegum so you guys all probably know 213 00:06:42,529 --> 00:06:47,089 who he is but anyway though he had this 214 00:06:44,689 --> 00:06:49,550 joke where he was gonna run on a 215 00:06:47,089 --> 00:06:50,899 platform of zero change like you elect 216 00:06:49,550 --> 00:06:52,730 him and when he gets out of office 217 00:06:50,899 --> 00:06:55,129 everything is exactly the same as when 218 00:06:52,730 --> 00:06:57,530 he got in no job growth no economic 219 00:06:55,129 --> 00:06:59,509 growth no nothing but also nothing went 220 00:06:57,529 --> 00:07:02,359 down I don't know if that's like a 221 00:06:59,509 --> 00:07:04,099 terrifying campaign promise or the best 222 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,930 possible campaign promise I've ever 223 00:07:04,100 --> 00:07:08,870 heard well you know so many politicians 224 00:07:05,930 --> 00:07:10,670 run on a promise of change and making 225 00:07:08,870 --> 00:07:13,340 things different and look how it pans 226 00:07:10,670 --> 00:07:15,520 out things change and it's terrifying 227 00:07:13,339 --> 00:07:18,079 we have to stop the change yes exactly 228 00:07:15,519 --> 00:07:20,899 it's time we voted for a candidate who 229 00:07:18,079 --> 00:07:23,839 promises to do nothing like actually 230 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:25,189 nothing maintain exact stasis I just 231 00:07:23,839 --> 00:07:27,739 thought I would interject for like a 232 00:07:25,189 --> 00:07:29,959 minute to just barely comment on dog 233 00:07:27,740 --> 00:07:31,370 Kong here yes Hong Kong I'm glad that we 234 00:07:29,959 --> 00:07:33,169 avala curry that's what we called it 235 00:07:31,370 --> 00:07:34,879 yeah I just wanted to say we found the 236 00:07:33,170 --> 00:07:37,009 clam that produces the giant Nosgoth 237 00:07:34,879 --> 00:07:39,829 pearl oh yeah it's the giant Nosgoth 238 00:07:37,009 --> 00:07:41,719 clam yeah it's not Nosgoth yes no no 239 00:07:39,829 --> 00:07:44,209 that man might have been Donkey Kong 240 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:45,950 Island in Nosgoth dog Kong Island yeah 241 00:07:44,209 --> 00:07:46,549 right that one oh we go eyes marriage 242 00:07:45,949 --> 00:07:49,219 yes 243 00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:51,410 I thought we'd move past this no no guys 244 00:07:49,220 --> 00:07:52,730 it just occurred to me this slippery 245 00:07:51,410 --> 00:07:54,410 slope works both ways 246 00:07:52,730 --> 00:07:56,480 yes what if you legalized gay marriage 247 00:07:54,410 --> 00:07:58,250 and then you just kept going on Anna 248 00:07:56,480 --> 00:08:00,560 legalization spray what if you were 249 00:07:58,250 --> 00:08:02,720 legalized all marriage yes what if you 250 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:04,160 did I mean I'm actually more impressed 251 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:07,370 with the idea that the slippery slope 252 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:09,500 goes both ways I guess uh I mean I guess 253 00:08:07,370 --> 00:08:11,930 you could actually it's a fallacy so you 254 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:13,370 could abuse it on either side yes yes 255 00:08:11,930 --> 00:08:14,959 every time I don't like something now 256 00:08:13,370 --> 00:08:16,129 and people say that a thing shouldn't 257 00:08:14,959 --> 00:08:18,169 happen because another thing might 258 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:19,909 happen I want to just go in reverse so 259 00:08:18,170 --> 00:08:21,259 like you're at a party and you don't 260 00:08:19,910 --> 00:08:23,000 want to drink very much and so someone 261 00:08:21,259 --> 00:08:24,620 goes out you know you shouldn't have one 262 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:26,480 drink because of won't drink elite to 263 00:08:24,620 --> 00:08:27,680 two and then to ob3 and then pretty soon 264 00:08:26,480 --> 00:08:29,450 you'll be passed out drunk with the 265 00:08:27,680 --> 00:08:31,370 penis on your forehead no but it's like 266 00:08:29,449 --> 00:08:33,439 don't drink though I might never drink 267 00:08:31,370 --> 00:08:35,299 again and I will die from dehydration I 268 00:08:33,440 --> 00:08:37,190 mean though like drinking more alcohol 269 00:08:35,299 --> 00:08:39,199 than you meant to is like that's a 270 00:08:37,190 --> 00:08:40,940 legitimate slippery slope so that's 271 00:08:39,200 --> 00:08:41,950 that's the problem with fallacies isn't 272 00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:43,660 it's that sometimes they 273 00:08:41,950 --> 00:08:44,980 not actually wrong also I just want to 274 00:08:43,659 --> 00:08:46,899 point out that you made a reference to 275 00:08:44,980 --> 00:08:49,090 male genitalia so I mean I don't mean 276 00:08:46,899 --> 00:08:50,889 like like a floppy flaccid just lying on 277 00:08:49,090 --> 00:08:52,360 but I mean like okay somebody drew it 278 00:08:50,889 --> 00:08:54,100 out here for you know just gonna point 279 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:55,480 out that's probably a D monetization 280 00:08:54,100 --> 00:08:57,250 when I'm making any money 281 00:08:55,480 --> 00:08:58,629 speak it up if you guys want to support 282 00:08:57,250 --> 00:09:00,879 us on patreon we would really appreciate 283 00:08:58,629 --> 00:09:02,169 that also there's a comic about ice so 284 00:09:00,879 --> 00:09:04,000 you can understand the context of the 285 00:09:02,169 --> 00:09:05,829 universe that we live in that is in a 286 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:07,269 link in the description it's pretty 287 00:09:05,830 --> 00:09:08,860 great you should check it out we're 288 00:09:07,269 --> 00:09:10,240 wrapping up the video thanks for playing 289 00:09:08,860 --> 00:09:12,450 with us everybody you guys have a great 290 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:12,450 day