I'm a terrible person because I made Elder Cottage Cheese sound kinda like Futurama's version of Nixon (at least to me that's what it sounds like). Aside from that though, I hope that this sounds consistent, I got interrupted for extended periods of time several times while recording, so I may sound a little 'off' at different intervals. Anyhow, mistakes notwithstanding, enjoy the chapter. (I almost took the day off since tomorrow is my birthday, but screw that.)

"Madame, I would appreciate it if you would take a moment to listen to my-"
"Ain't nobody got time for that!"
Reading this is much faster than having me do the dirty work for you. Go forth and read! http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/story-fallout-equestria.html