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Dramatic_spoon
#1496474
4 days ago
Inspired by Mike?
NotThatAnyoneCares
#1496478
4 days ago
Well, at least this one's a little creative.

What the hell's with the mindless closing abuse, though?
sigh
#1496481
4 days ago
Madagascar 3 is wonderful eh?
Ferrotter
#1496486
4 days ago
^What closing abuse? Madagascar 3 is way better than 2. The three Andalusian mare triplets are adorable, even if they don't get enough screen time.
Anonymous
#1496506
4 days ago
Wait, he fed the remaining foals to the tegu. Nimrod! He should have just kept the foals and then sell them, in fact he should made that into a business of kidnapping foals from feral herds and selling them, he could have made alot (if not some) money doing that.
NightJack
#1496533
4 days ago
I'm torn between calling this bad from the fact that some of that is not biologically possible, and liking it for being creative with the abuse...
Tabula_Rojo
#1496640
4 days ago
NightJack the headless thing is totally possible, didn't you hear about that chicken

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken
lordanubis
#1496648
4 days ago
Creative with the headless fluffy bit. The other parts could have been better, but a good story overall
Tabula_Rojo
#1496750
4 days ago
I like the idea of resetting foals into thinking the familys that buy them are the ones they've been waiting for
NightJack
#1496761
4 days ago
@Tabula_Rojo
I mean more of how a would from a car door closing on it wouldn't produce the type of cut for that to happen, the chicken was cut with an ax, without a clean cut that fluffy couldn't of been in any kind of shape for that to happen.
deathproofpony
#1496952
4 days ago
Pretty good.
Anonymous
#1497107
4 days ago
OP here.

DS and TR: yup, Mike the Headless Fluffy. I was kind of surprised nobody at all realized my last one was a reference to the caning of Senator Charles Sumner. I even gave the date as a hint. But I'm glad some folks recognized what inspired this one at least.

TNAC and Anon 506: who the hell would pay for a scruffy, brainwashed feral foal without it being an official headless fluffy souvenir? Everyone else could pick one up behind a dumpster for free too. But free is still cheaper than feeder mice. The tegu has to eat someone, so why not free fluffy foals? And that part was inspired by Ginger Fig's tegu eating a foal pic anyway. I made it a tegu on purpose.

NJ: It's a fluffy pony with fragile bones and weak, marshmallowy connective tissue.Their brains aren't remotely normal anyway, with the engineered speech center and built-in affection. The head basically popped/tore off from the pressure when crushed, leaving some brains behind.

I guess you could say the front of the fluffy popping off was my...

...head cannon.

And yes, Madagascar 3 is great. The triplets are like three Rarities, only without the horn.
Anonymous
#1497792
4 days ago
@107

Still feral foals could've still be sold as either feeders, pets, or better yet replacement fluffies. And the reason I think he should have made it a business of kidnapping feral foals is that if he was to ever start a mill or a factory he would have to deal with resetting the mares every time their foals get taken away or have to deal with their psychological problems which leads them to either rebel or kill the next liter of foals they give birth too. But with stealing feral foals, their already cared by their mothers and the rest is to just kill their mothers (and any fluffie in the herd that tries to stop you), capture them, reset them, wash them up, and then sell them.
Anonymous
#1497794
4 days ago
@107

Still feral foals could've still be sold as either feeders, pets, or better yet replacement fluffies. And the reason I think he should have made it a business of kidnapping feral foals is that if he was to ever start a mill or a factory he would have to deal with resetting the mares every time their foals get taken away or have to deal with their psychological problems which leads them to either rebel or kill the next liter of foals they give birth too. But with stealing feral foals, their already cared by their mothers and the rest is to just kill their mothers (and any fluffy in the herd that tries to stop you), capture them, reset them, wash them up, and then sell them.