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| TheXIIILightning #1492615 6 days ago |
I scrolled down for the comments, and read:
"She gave virgin birth to Twilight". wut? |
| Yorec #1492617 6 days ago |
I stopped reading at "giving virgin birth to Twilight". |
| Wilhelm_II_Kaiser #1492629 6 days ago |
...That makes sense |
| NightJack #1492641 6 days ago |
This makes sense, if you disregard almost all canon... |
| Jayswing103 #1492646 6 days ago |
^Somehow yes it does. |
| Anonymous #1492674 6 days ago |
Nigga You just went full Retard. |
| Anonymous #1492732 6 days ago |
The hell OP,what did you smoke? |
| KirbyfanNeox #1492776 6 days ago |
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| d715 #1492863 6 days ago |
my brain hurts because of this |
| Latte123 #1492989 6 days ago |
This is the perfect theory to explain everything Cadence, I think.
For one, it tells you why she foalsat Twi, and why she age. Sorta, I think... It also tells you why she has purple-tinted wings. |
| Latte123 #1493031 6 days ago |
@Two first comments
o.O lol... Yeah, that sentence sounded weird in my mind too. @NightJack I don't see why you must disregard canon. Nothing contradicts it given the circomstances... >629 >646 Somepony think it makes sense. This makes me happy. @d715 Thou must train TaiChi! But really, it's really simple... Sorry for your headache, though... >776 My headcanon is undeniable! Always! If it don't contradicts itself, which it don't... |
| pollodiablo #1493092 6 days ago |
That sounds like a plot of a romance novel. A very bad romance novel, full of purple prose, contrived coincidences, with horrible plot and boring, two-dimensional characters. |
| Anonymous #1493146 6 days ago |
Latte123@1493031 said: Oh... my God. You have to be the dumbest person here. You're a fucking idiot. Nothing supports this at all. Nothing. Your headconon is stupid, you're stupid, and you will never stop being stupid. |
| Anonymous #1493153 6 days ago |
Wilhelm_II_Kaiser@1492629 said: Only if you're a mental defective twit like OP. |
| Latte123 #1493346 5 days ago |
^ ^^
Hello trolling anons! Nice to meet you. Upper Anon: There doesn't need to be evidence fore it, as long as there isn't any against it. Plus, you can apply that comment to yourself. |
| Mayojar77 #1493506 5 days ago |
I don't personally believe this, especially the part about virgin birth. I'll just agree to disagree OP. |
| BattleGT #1493538 5 days ago |
This doesn't work...at all |
| Anonymous #1493553 5 days ago |
Far too complicated a theory. |
| BackgroundPony17 #1493611 5 days ago |
Needs midichlorians in there somewhere. |
| HJSDGCE #1493724 5 days ago |
I stopped at the part when Candence gave virgin birth to Twilight. I am scared like hell with this idea. |
| TheShrubberyDemander #1494087 5 days ago |
tl;dr Quit reading after virgin birth. |
| Byakuryuu #1494350 5 days ago |
Virgin bir - Oh, hey, look, a chicken nugget. |
| Latte123 #1494898 5 days ago |
Too many people is scared away by the virgin birth. Lucky for me it's in the second to last paragraph. *facehoof*
Any idea on how to improve on that? |
| Anonymous #1495020 5 days ago |
I can roll with the virgin birth thing, but I'm disturbed over the implication that Cadence would've been, like, ten to have given birth to Twilight. She cannot be over fifteen in Twilight's flashback of her, though, I'd go more with thirteen, and I'd judge Twilight to be five at minimum. |