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| Anonymous #1491078 6 days ago |
This. Very much this. |
| Danuis #1491079 6 days ago |
AUSTRIA?
AUS-TRAL-IA! |
| SquiggyBomb #1491080 6 days ago |
Australia, the magical land where [b]EVERYTHING WANTS YOU DEAD.[/B] |
| Yorec #1491081 6 days ago |
Obligatory This is a Knoife reference yadda yadda yadda.... |
| SquiggyBomb #1491082 6 days ago |
^I derped |
| Ashdreg #1491095 6 days ago |
I'm very sure Austria was intentional, Danuis. |
| Jack-o-Lantern #1491108 6 days ago |
Where is Dax? |
| willyt #1491143 6 days ago |
and everything was poisonous or venomous.... |
| CodeLuxor #1491187 6 days ago |
Houses in Austria were packed with explosives during their construction, and cars weren't fitted with working brakes.
[/If Lyra's knowledge of "Austria" was solely based on her watching "Mr Nice Guy"] |
| Saint_Braeburn #1491194 6 days ago |
^ This should not exist ! |
| Saint_Braeburn #1491205 6 days ago |
Guys, check out the name of this Austrian village |
| Saint_Braeburn #1491219 6 days ago |
Also, she isn't wrong about the Kangaroos |
| Yorec #1491227 6 days ago |
@Saint
No Fucking Way. |
| Anonymous #1491256 6 days ago |
@Saint
And it, too, is venomous. |
| Mrfipp #1491285 6 days ago |
@256
Everything in Australia is poisonous. Everything. Even the sheep. |
| Jackarunda #1491302 6 days ago |
AHAA LAWL |
| JasonTheHuman #1491341 6 days ago |
I think the Austria is just a typo seeing as everything else is factually accurate |
| Ichijoe #1491378 6 days ago |
Aus-trail-ia?!?!
You mean like that place where Josef Fritzl came from?  |
| Glord #1491439 6 days ago |
You know that Australia was originally a colony for prisoners or debtors or something from Britain?
You know why Britain gave them independence? For surviving. |
| MaroonBunyip #1491782 6 days ago |
im so fucking angry right now |
| Yorec #1491791 6 days ago |
Bring it on Maroon, bring it on.
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| MaroonBunyip #1491826 6 days ago |
I will shove so many poison tipped sticks into you, mate |
| Yorec #1491833 6 days ago |
Ha! You think a little thing like Poison will stop me? |
| MaroonBunyip #1491843 6 days ago |
I reckon ill use box jellyfish poison...
It'll start with itching as a rash develops in the area. Welts will start to develop and the itching will turn into a crippling pain. After a while you'll get muscle spasms in the area, you'll feel nauseous before you start vomiting and/or squirt out diarrhea. Your stomach will start hurting. Bad. After a minute or two your body will go numb and you'll start to get shallow breaths. Eventually you won't be able to breathe enough and you'll fall asleep, in pain and covered in vomit and diarrhea. Then you'll pass away as your sleeping body struggles to breathe. Yeah, poison'll stop ya. |
| Jackarunda #1491845 6 days ago |
don't forget the boomerangs
them and their upside-down aborigine magic |
| Yorec #1491849 6 days ago |
Well fuck. |
| Jackarunda #1491853 6 days ago |
But it's okay Yorec, I'll save you from Maroon's maroon wrath with my guns :V
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| MaroonBunyip #1491854 6 days ago |
Jackarunda@1491845 said: JACKIE! YOU DID NOT JUST! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF |
| Yorec #1491861 6 days ago |
@Jack
Why is he holding the trigger guard like that? |
| Jackarunda #1491863 6 days ago |
I reckon I'll use a bonded copper-jacket lead-slug notched hollowpoint which will expand beautifully as it tears a 22mm hole through whatever vital organs it finds, leaving a massive temporary shock cavity and creating a hydrostatic wave that causes brain hemorrhaging which, combined with the rapid loss of blood pressure due to puncturing of the heart, leads to death in less than a couple seconds :D |
| Jackarunda #1491864 6 days ago |
@Yorec
This is Beretta's M93 Raffica. Raffica means 'burst' in Italian. It was their M9-turned-machine-pistol, and it fired three round bursts. To make it more controllable, it had a little fold-down foregrip thing and you grabbed it by putting your fingers on the foregrip and your thumb inside the trigger guard. |
| MaroonBunyip #1491867 6 days ago |
aww shit
here we go we've gone down a path we cannot come back from |
| Yorec #1491869 6 days ago |
I had a feeling it was that gun but I wasn't entirely sure. |
| Jackarunda #1491874 6 days ago |
@Maroon
Killing someone with a box jellyfish poison is monstrously inhumane. 
lookit those sharp-ass petals 
lookit that shock cavity |
| MaroonBunyip #1491909 6 days ago |
thats the point
look at those sting marks 
look at the size of it |
| Anonymous #1492121 6 days ago |
"Thats not a cutie mark. Now thats a cutie mark"
I'm just waiting for a Paul Hogan Pony with a shrimp on the barbie cutie mark (even though its actually a prawn, as we don't have shrimp) |
| Karthek #1493622 5 days ago |
Australia is also home to Dingo's that will eat small children. Sounds like such a lovely place, doesn't it? |