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| Anonymous #1483003 1 week ago |
Even when trying to grant a quick death the fluffy dies in terrible pain. |
| FarmZombie #1483005 1 week ago |
Wow. That's some small text. |
| sigh #1483019 1 week ago |
Even though the Rapture is a bunch of hooey, I found this pretty amusing. |
| lordanubis #1483059 1 week ago |
Close call, owner.
A fun take on fluffy love and death. |
| lordanubis #1483060 1 week ago |
I shall be following your Pastebin. |
| Anonymous #1483064 1 week ago |
Hey hey, keep "religion" out of the fluffy stories man! It's kinda ruining it for me! |
| Anonymous #1483070 1 week ago |
And there will be much "Owwies!"ing and splashing of sphincters.
And the neck shall be as FD&C Red No. 5. And the sink shall be as mud. |
| Tabula_Rojo #1483101 1 week ago |
isn't Megaleg a Boss from Super Mario Galaxy?
I did a brief search and couldn't find any demons or biblical monsters of the same name |
| deathproofpony #1483177 1 week ago |
I was half-expecting that it would turn out some asshole was using a walkie talkie or something just to get the guy to kill his pony. |
| FarmZombie #1483200 1 week ago |
@Tabula Crossreference Megaleg and Patton Oswalt. Also, thanks lordanubis. |
| Anonymous #1483223 1 week ago |
tldr |
| Cyrus #1483255 1 week ago |
I TOLD YOU THAT CHRISTFAGS ARE CRAZY, DIDN'T I?
And "abomination" means "something against God's will" |
| Tabula_Rojo #1483265 1 week ago |
FarmZombie thank you for making me look that up, I love you now |
| PanzerKunst #1483527 1 week ago |
>Realize that fluffy cloud heaven is just like the stereotypes.
>Spend eternity playing a harp with eleventy billion other out of practice mofos. >Shit son, you're actually in Hell. |
| The_Mungoman #1483748 1 week ago |
I'm religious, but not fanatical. I can very well seperate proven fact from belief and will not force my beliefs down anyone's throat. But I can safely say:
This is not religion. It's insanity. Entertainingly absurd insanity, but still insanity. |
| RaveTampon #1483863 1 week ago |
Megaleg! |
| Jackpot807 #1484944 1 week ago |
This is /r/ Atheist's nightmare |
| Splinter17 #1485588 1 week ago |
5/5, would read again. |