
| Clopitor_the_Hydrogenous #1482847 1 week ago |
Wait, wait, wait...
Celestia's mug is full and Luna's is empty, but Celestia is spitting it out AND there is a full cup of coffee with questionable allegiance? I am confus. |
| Mayojar77 #1482852 1 week ago |
Luna: That's MY cider. |
| Anonymous #1482853 1 week ago |
@1482847
Silly filly, that's not cider. Or coffee. That's pussy-juice from one of Molestia's many rape victims~ |
| CottonTales #1482854 1 week ago |
@Clopitor
simple Celestia stole Luna's drink |
| CallMeAl #1482855 1 week ago |
Celestia is showing Luna a magic trick. It's quite clever and amusing. |
| Yorec #1482861 1 week ago |
Ok people, we need lines that are worthy of a spit take!!
Luna: So it turns out that doing it while flying doesn't keep you from getting pregnant. |
| Gundlach #1482869 1 week ago |
Luna: "And then he drank it!" |
| Professor_of_hoers #1482880 1 week ago |
Luna: "I'm thinking of growing my mane out like yours big sister."
Celestia:*SPIIIT |
| Spiritus_Arcane #1482882 1 week ago |
Luna: So...it turns out that Chrysalis wasn't able to beat you because she was hopped up on love...you're just getting old. |
| Mayojar77 #1482892 1 week ago |
I was wondering... Is Rainbow Dash your daughter? |
| Impious #1482952 1 week ago |
You know how you threw your pregnancy test away? Well, I was rifling through your garbage like always, and I found it! What are you going to name it?
*pffffft* I THOUGHT IT SAID NEGATIVE! |
| geacu #1482957 1 week ago |
"we peed in her cider!" |
| Anonymous #1483006 1 week ago |
Luna: So I heard Spike has a crush on Rarity |
| Questionmarktarius #1483065 1 week ago |
Tia: Good morning. Anything eventful last night?
Luna: I'm pregnant and Pipsqueak is the father. Tia: Pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck! |
| Nebbie #1484343 1 week ago |
Celestia: You seen any good males lately? There was this Griffon at the bar...
Luna: Indeed I have! I received proper instruction in the matter of giving a "blowjob" from that one human gentleman thou were glancing at. |
| Dysons_Fear #1488692 1 week ago |
"And you're the father" |