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| Danuis #1482472 1 week ago |
JAPAN
U MAKE ME SO PROUD! |
| PonyRIG #1482473 1 week ago |
fluffy text tag people... |
| NightJack #1482504 1 week ago |
Why cook fluffies, they have the nutritional value of a brick. |
| Anonymous #1482527 1 week ago |
Oh no now you're going to make Cyrus on hungry mother fucker! |
| Mayclore #1482537 1 week ago |
FUWAFUWA PONIIIIIIIIIIIIIII |
| Anonymous #1482538 1 week ago |
In my fluffy verse they have as much nutrition as a cow making it to where cows and other animals are rarely killed for their meat and any hobo can afford a nice 3 pound juicy fluffy steak made from at least 10-15 fluffy ponies. |
| lordanubis #1482541 1 week ago |
Their flavor and nutritional value vary with each story. But they're herbivores, they should be similar to horses or cows. |
| PandaSennin #1482581 1 week ago |
The only problem with this is that they are still alive and I assume that usually the ''ingredients'' are dead. |
| Anonymous #1482588 1 week ago |
Although this is hilarious, it bothers me a bit that a fluffy could be alive with all its organs removed. Like...how?! |
| sigh #1482616 1 week ago |
Good thing I already ate because this probably would have made me hungry.
Also you do know that there's an American version of Iron Chef, right? |
| Dramatic_spoon #1482649 1 week ago |
@Sight
The American Iron Chef is Crap. |
| Dramatic_spoon #1482678 1 week ago |
also, I read this entire thing in the voice of Bill Bickard.
You know, Kenji Fukui's dubbed voice. |
| Fillialcacophony #1482716 1 week ago |
so much win! |
| Anonymous #1482746 1 week ago |
Justice for Trayvon! |
| deathproofpony #1482878 1 week ago |
Delicious. |
| Anonymous #1482906 1 week ago |
Reminds me of those fish the Chinese prepare in that it's still moving and breathing when it is served, it's eye watching itself get devoured.
Of course this is far more traumatic, the fluffy doesn't die until it sees it's foals eaten from within her. |
| Dramatic_spoon #1483126 1 week ago |
^ there was this video I saw on Youtube, where the sushi chef took the fish, sliced off part of it for the sushi, and put the fish back into the tank, so it was alive and well, as it watched part of itself being devoured. |
| PanzerKunst #1483137 1 week ago |
Refuge in audacity: successful. |
| Cyrus #1483218 1 week ago |
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| Anonymous #1483291 1 week ago |
HEY CYRUS I WOULD SUCK YOUR DICK, BUT THAT WOULD MAKE ME A MEAT EATER AND I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU HATE MEAT EATERS! |
| Saint_Braeburn #1483316 1 week ago |
@Anon291
.................No it wouldn't. |
| Cyrus #1483322 1 week ago |
^ Hard to say for sure. But I guess I would accept such form of "meat-eating" |
| Anonymous #1483655 1 week ago |
The fluffy ponies in this story have achieved the highest possible honor for an animal. They have become a memorable meal. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1484201 1 week ago |
This was epic.
Of course, Sakai-san would have won. Anon picked easy mode. |
| Splinter17 #1485592 1 week ago |
Fuck you Ginger, now I'm hungry.
5/5, would fap to again |
| Anonymous #1490001 1 week ago |
I doubt the hormones and adrenaline released when the fluffy is scared or dying would make the meat better. They say that when you boil a lobster the adrenaline released can ruin the flavor of the meat |