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Fillialcacophony
#1482298
1 week ago
Rainbow's wings turn into a fluffy pony,
yet she can still fly,
...i regret nothing
Anonymous
#1482309
1 week ago
PandaSennin
#1482319
1 week ago
Looks like Fillialcacophony is up to his old tricks against.
Tabula_Rojo
#1482325
1 week ago
I think I actually would have preferred Dash beating up her Fluffy counterpart

because this just disturbs me to no end
Anonymous
#1482329
1 week ago
I SHIP IT!
Anonymous
#1482358
1 week ago
NightJack
#1482400
1 week ago
What
the

FUCK!

lordanubis
#1482545
1 week ago
Fecal jetpack?
Fuck, fluffies really are the new Sweetie Poo
Anonymous
#1482595
1 week ago
Well done, Fillialcacophony.
Fillialcacophony
#1482597
1 week ago
>be Rainbow Dash
>you wake up hungover on your favorite cloud
"what the hell did i drink last night?"
*Burp*
"oh yeah..."
>the memory staggers to the front of your cloudy mind with the taste
>you remember trying to calm fluttershy down yesterday
>she had just finished beating the hell out of some deformed creature
"i thought she loved animals, must have finally snapped"
>you yawn and stretch out lazily
>your wings feel heavier than usual and they seem to be rustling about on their own
"what in Celestia's name is that smell!"
>you've just noticed the aroma wafting about
>you look down to see that your cloud is partially brown and steaming
"whoa, i must've partied really hard last night"
*Burp*
>the taste reminds you again
>at some point in the night you drank the contents of Twilihgts lava lamp
"oh well, i needed a bath anyways!"
>you tell yourself with your usual confidence
>'that's right, nobody is slowing down the Dash today'
>you scan the ground for the nearest body of water, the lake will do nicely
>you leap and notice that something is amiss
"MY WINGS!!!"
>your scream is met with babbling and giggles
>the mass on your back that has taken up the space your wings once resided has awoken
>"FWen Wan Wace?"
>you ponder the depths of your existence and the meaning of life
>as you free fall, serenaded by the sound of a familiar looking fluffy object
>"Waibow Ged Nummies?"
>'it looks just like that creature that Fluttershy was curbstomping yesterday'
>with a difference, it resembles you
>rainbow mane, cyan body and endless ramblings about the 'WUNDA'BOWLS!!!'
>your actually kinda of fond of the little tyke and wish you could spend more time with it
"AHHHHHHHH"
>the approaching lake brings you back to reality as you scream towards what few seconds you have left
>"SODIC'WAID'BOOB!"
>screeches the confident furball as an explosion of fecal matter accelerates you forward
>you break the sound barrier as a brown flash fills the sky
>*Splish*
>your body skips off of the surface of the water and is propelled upwards into the air
>you are rocketed through the skies at unheard of speeds as bowl movement creates bowl momentum
>you reach your hoof back and give the fuzz a hoof bump
>"SHO AW'SUB!!"
Anonymous
#1482610
1 week ago
How is the "fuzz" going to give a hoof bumb back without any legs?
Fillialcacophony
#1482625
1 week ago
nose *Boop*
Cyrus
#1483186
1 week ago
Conjoined twins?
Anonymous
#1483328
1 week ago
If you're going to do this at least don't use the shitty Fluffyshy model recolored.
Dramatic_spoon
#1483498
1 week ago
what the crap?
Splinter17
#1485623
1 week ago
6/5, I lol'd so loud
Fillialcacophony
#1493826
5 days ago
>You awake embedded in a tree
>you wings have returned
>you hear a struggling on the ground below
>the fluffy is twitching in blood and has lost an eye
>you now see that the little cretin was
>acting as a parasite and draining the life out of you
>your feelings of camaraderie, you are left with disgust
>you dislodge yourself and land near the mewling pile
>"momma...*cough* pweez hewp waibow... *chirp*"
>you consider for a moment what to do
>could you save the wretched thing?
>could Fluttershy nurse it back to health?
>"Wan Huggies...*gurgle*"
>a flash of anger crosses your mind
>this creature should not exist
>Fluttershy had the idea
>"...momma pls..."
>your doppelganger is an utter mess
>its feces leaves a clear trail across town to you
>it is beyond help
>for reasons you can't explain you want to hurt it
>you frown at the mess
"may the horse be with you"
>you leap high into the air and bring down one hoof in
>a sharp kick
>fluffy explodes in a mix of blood and shit
>rainbow fluff splats the underbrush
"damn... now i really need a bath"
>you cantor away from the carcass
>your mood soars for reasons you can't explain
"I'm never letting Applejack mix shots for me again"