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RandomFanguy
#1481054
1 week ago
Where's Admiral Ackbar when you need him?
Anonymous
#1481063
1 week ago

OH HELL TO DA NAW!!!!!
Anonymous
#1481065
1 week ago

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! OH HELL NO!!!!!
JP
#1481067
1 week ago
...yes.
Lium
#1481071
1 week ago
Only if you share with NMM.
Anonymous
#1481073
1 week ago
PonyPon
#1481086
1 week ago
You're a shapeshifter, of course you can,
ponybrohoof
#1481096
1 week ago
I still pick Moony but if there is option to have both evil mares as special ponies = I'M RDY even If one will suck all my love from me and other will take my soul
Solitude
#1481109
1 week ago
Your vile temptations cannot tempt me. Begone, foul temptress.



Besides, with me you'd starve within a day or so.
Anonymous
#1481114
1 week ago
You look like a corpse with a sea weed rag on your head, and you tried to harvest canterlot.
ClownDicks
#1481127
1 week ago
... How well do mortal/fairy relationships typically turn out, scale of one to ten, ten being most disastrous?
Wasteland_Filly
#1481134
1 week ago
Sure you can.
Just let me tell Screwy she'll get a new roommate...
Anonymous
#1481142
1 week ago
ClownDicks@1481127 said:
... How well do mortal/fairy relationships typically turn out, scale of one to ten, ten being most disastrous?

She's a fairy now? I always thought she was a bug. I think I like her as a fairy, though.
-Lunacy
#1481145
1 week ago
.....yes
PonyPon
#1481151
1 week ago
^13
PonyPon
#1481152
1 week ago
^to CD
Impious
#1481161
1 week ago
I don't think you're ready for the kind of love I'd show you, whore queen.
Celestias_Servant
#1481169
1 week ago
Yu all so mean to Chryssie? Maybe a little affection will make her an all new person?
Impious
#1481179
1 week ago
I doubt it. She's been dreaming of subjugating and conquering Equestria through brutal means since she was a nymph. Remember the lyrics?

You can't be born evil, but... ummm...
Forestman
#1481197
1 week ago
Nope, you're an asshole, ask the diamond dogs instead. They will maybe love you to have you in your team.
ClownDicks
#1481219
1 week ago
@Impious
Who said it would be brutal?
Anonymous
#1481239
1 week ago
Sorry, but my last relationship with a bug-girl did not end well. She layed her eggs into me!
Aponybrony
#1481240
1 week ago
Yes
Impious
#1481242
1 week ago
Dicks, she wanted to subjugate an entire country and harvest the emotions of its people like cattle. The whole point is that it was sort of implied that they were basically locusts looking for another food source. They would have probably ended up doing something like bleeding the land dry of emotion or some other magical bullshit, hence making Equestria a really shitty place to live. And Chrysalis certainly isn't above leaving innocent ponies to starve to death in forgotten cave systems or nearly committing regicide to accomplish her goals.

I love her as much as the much person, she's an awesome villain. But there is absolutely nothing nice or pleasant about this lady.
Anonymous
#1481288
1 week ago
ClownDicks@1481219 said:

Why wouldn't it be?
ClownDicks
#1481380
1 week ago
Sorry, your choice of words made me think in terms of curfews and death squads and rivers running red with the blood of the innocent.

That said, I wouldn't say locusts are brutal. Destructive, yes.
Anonymous
#1481392
1 week ago
YesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYesYes!
Bristle_Brew
#1481689
1 week ago
@239 You are shunning a gift. Don't shun gifts, dude. It means the bug-girl considered you important/worthy enough to hold her young. How could you look that gift horse/bug in the mouth? Y'know, unless she lays them in your urethra, in which case it'd hurt like hell laying them.
Anonymous
#1482041
1 week ago
I'd hit it.

Hey, she feeds off love. Any kind of love and she can be anypony she wants (or you want.)

Think about it: banging a different pony every night!
Aggressively-Pastel
#1482060
1 week ago
Sorry but I don't think my genitals have the right combination of hooks, spines and chitin unlatchers to be compatible with bug horses.
Dysons_Fear
#1482073
1 week ago
You can be all the special someponies!
BackgroundPony17
#1482322
1 week ago
^ Sure, it's all fun and games until she's sucked the last bit of emotion out of your soul and left you an emotionless zombie.
Aggressively-Pastel
#1482386
1 week ago
> Implying that you lot didn't all start off as emotionless philosophical zombies
Django
#1482787
1 week ago
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES.
ALL OF MY FREAKING YE- you're messing with me are you?
Bonbon
#1483120
1 week ago
Yes.
Zoroark2010
#1483224
1 week ago
Of course!
Chance9
#1483297
1 week ago
Just one of those many horrible things that leave you at the end saying "Worth it."
Crayv
#1483377
1 week ago
I'd sooner kiss a cockatrice.
Anonymous
#1483404
1 week ago
No.
Anonymous
#1483417
1 week ago
^
Revising that last. Yes, but only by deception. Upon a "Big Reveal" during which I am not controlled, you may very well be eating a shotgun shell.
Anonymous
#1497543
4 days ago
Oh my queen, of course YES!