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| deathproofpony #1473786 2 weeks ago |
This was inspired by a flyer we used to have at the boarding kennel I worked at... it was written from the point of view of a puppy given to a daughter as a Christmas present. Naturally, it was frightened and didn't understand why it was being punished for peeing on the floor.
Just a reminder to have patience and understanding with your new pets. |
| sigh #1473798 2 weeks ago |
And this, everyone, is why you're supposed to educate an owner and his kids before giving them a pet.
Also this foal was obviously too young to be adopted. |
| Wilhelm_II_Kaiser #1473799 2 weeks ago |
I see. |
| Ol_Dirty #1473801 2 weeks ago |
I'm a little confused as to what happened at the end there, with the lights going on and off.
And the thing with the high walls. Trash can? |
| Anonymous #1473803 2 weeks ago |
@Ol_Dirty
Perhaps it's some sort of playpen. The bright lights are probably some obnoxious Christmas lights. |
| PandaSennin #1473815 2 weeks ago |
I agree with Sigh. This baby was far too young to be taken away. |
| deathproofpony #1473823 2 weeks ago |
@ ol dirty - sorry, not easy to write these from the point of view of a young foal. The lights going on and off were camera flashes. The thing with the high walls was just a box to keep the fluffy contained while they had dinner.
@panda - unfortunately it happens all the time... especially when they come from puppy mills. |
| Ol_Dirty #1473824 2 weeks ago |
@1473803
I see now. Christmas. I didn't notice the "big tree" line. |
| PandaSennin #1473828 2 weeks ago |
@DPP
Ah I see. That's just too cruel. |
| Yorec #1473849 2 weeks ago |
And this is why I despise pet stores that buy from puppy mills. They don't care if the puppy is mature enough to be away from its mom, they just care about the exorbitant fee they charge you for buying it. |
| lordanubis #1473871 2 weeks ago |
This is why my family got our 2 dogs from the rescue shelter. Fuck mills. |
| Anonymous #1473997 2 weeks ago |
That stupid ungrateful foal should be glad that it's obviously getting loved, and not brutally abused or forced to be a breeder fluffy for the rest of its very short life. |
| Feral_Socks #1474019 2 weeks ago |
I've learned that deathproof's world is one filled with people who pick animals up by the tail. |
| Anonymous #1474021 2 weeks ago |
Aren't they all ungrateful? Take Burrito for example. Owner was feeding him soup and the fat bastard was all "NO WAN' SOUP WAN SGETTIES", despite the fact that he needs to go on a diet. You've got Hugo. He wanted friends so his owner took eight other fluffies inside the house. After awhile he was all, "no wike odder fwuffies". Then you have the story where a mare wanted babies so the owner spent a good deal of money on fertility drugs to allow her lots of babies. What did she say only four days after being a mother? "D-daddee...f-fwuffy nu wan' b-b-babbees." Or how about the one with the abandoned fluffies in an old fluffy adoption center? Someone bought it, told them they would get as much spaghetti as they want if they did a simple spaghetti dance for him and what did those fuckers do? THEY FAILED TO DO THE SPAGHETTI DANCE! He took time and money to save them from their fate and those little shits had THE GALL to fail at a simple task he requested them to do.
Fluffy ponies are such ungrateful little bitches. No wonder everyone eventually gets tired of their shit. |
| Anonymous #1474032 2 weeks ago |
@1472021: Lol. I recognize most of the stories you reference.
Proves that I've been reading too many fluffy pony stories. |
| Ol_Dirty #1474050 2 weeks ago |
@1474021
That was truly epic. |
| Anonymous #1474874 2 weeks ago |
deathproofpony, guys - shitty as always |
| deathproofpony #1490585 6 days ago |
^^^
Butthurt anon, guys. Crying like a girl as always. |