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| Cyrus #1473393 2 weeks ago |
Additional notes:
>there are several breeds of fluffies >I mostly go with coalheart's appearance of fluffies, so you can guess what fluffies in my fics look like based on his works |
| sargesprinkles #1473395 2 weeks ago |
uh....
huh |
| PandaSennin #1473421 2 weeks ago |
Sounds interesting enough and I am glad that there will be no fluffsplosion. Never got that to be honest. I look forward to your first fic. |
| Anonymous #1473422 2 weeks ago |
I'm glad that I can filter out Cyrus' stuff. |
| Cyrus #1473423 2 weeks ago |
^ I already have initial draft here:
http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/192800?search=user_id%3D16118 , but it's far from what story will be like when it's finished |
| Cyrus #1473427 2 weeks ago |
@1473422
>can't live without filters, ad-block and x-chan |
| PandaSennin #1473440 2 weeks ago |
It's not gonna be about foalcon is it? |
| Anonymous #1473447 2 weeks ago |
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| PandaSennin #1473453 2 weeks ago |
^ Goddamm Anons today. |
| Cyrus #1473458 2 weeks ago |
@1473440
I'm afraid it is, this time. It's not gonna be ALL about foals sucking on stallion's dicks though, oh no I already have several ideas for my future fics, and they don't include foals at all (at least not till much later into story. Might as well try lordanubis / neckbeard approach and split upcoming fics into several parts) |
| PandaSennin #1473467 2 weeks ago |
^ Alright, just wanting to be sure. And of course the story wasn't simply about porn but a male fluffy acting like a mommy, in more ways then one which opens some possibilities for the story. Alright then. |
| Ol_Dirty #1473470 2 weeks ago |
Here's mine:
>fluffy ponies are omnivores (meat, vegetables, couch pillows, anything) >each dam may deliver any amount of foals in one pregnancy (usually just 1, 2 or 3) >fluffsplosion not only exists, but it is the "normal" way for fluffy ponies to give birth (only a certain diet/physical conditioning can prevent it) >fluffy ponies have no rights >fluffy abuse is not outlawed, but not common place either (most people respond to fluffy ponies with apathy, tolerance at best) >fluffy shelters are common (their prices range from 0,50 to 2,15 USD per dumbass) >every time spaghetti is mentioned in a story, it includes a meaty sauce |
| Cyrus #1473480 2 weeks ago |
@PandaSennin
Ok, glad I got you excited @Ol_Dirty Sounds like a troll post |
| sargesprinkles #1473491 2 weeks ago |
the only thing that interests me about this declaration is the out of left field jingoism |
| PandaSennin #1473499 2 weeks ago |
No problem Cyrus. I'm always excited for some good fluffy pony stories, abuse or love. This is sadly not always the case. |
| Ol_Dirty #1473509 2 weeks ago |
Almost forgot these:
>dams do not abandon "runts" (fluffy ponies love everything unconditionally) >fluffy ponies never apologize (unless they're being punished at the time of apology) >fluffy ponies never say "thank you" |
| PandaSennin #1473513 2 weeks ago |
^ You for real dude or just joking? |
| Cyrus #1473515 2 weeks ago |
@sargesprinkles
I'm not Canadian, just for the record. @PandaSennin I'm trying. Didn't want my fic to be so damn long at first, but then I got too excited |
| Ol_Dirty #1473516 2 weeks ago |
@Cyrus
Not trolling. Promise. |
| PandaSennin #1473522 2 weeks ago |
@Cyrus
Ah I know the feeling. |
| Cyrus #1473534 2 weeks ago |
@1473522
Excited to troll me when I'll release it, by any chance? :? |
| PandaSennin #1473547 2 weeks ago |
@Cyrus
Nope. Just excited for a new and possibly interesting story. |
| Cyrus #1473556 2 weeks ago |
^ OK. Going to sleep now, but not before posting my size comparison:
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| PandaSennin #1473577 2 weeks ago |
^ Seems legit. |
| Wilhelm_II_Kaiser #1473659 2 weeks ago |
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2 teats. Upto 5 foals. I'm seeing an issue here. |
| Feral_Socks #1473689 2 weeks ago |
Here's my headcanon, just for the small chance that someone gives a shit:
>Full grown fluffies range between 8 and 12 inches, foals start of between 2 and 3 >Dams don't reject runts (As Ol_Dirty put it, they love everything unconditionally) >Smarty friends are always, always assholes >Fluffies have no concept of death >Standard fluffy price is around $30, premium ones can be in the hundreds >Fluffy shelters are common >Fluffy abuse is not illegal, so long as the fluffy is yours or feral. Abusing someone else's fluffy is illegal. >There are no fluffy alicorns >The standard IQ of fluffies is between 5 and 7. The smartest fluffy ever recorded had a 9. >Fluffsplosion occurs only if the dam is very stressed >For all intents and purposes, "daddy" or "mommy" is fluffy's god. The love their owners more than anything else. >Fluffies are scared of the dark, loud noises and really bright lights. >Fluffies are omnivorous. They can eat meat and grass, but they prefer sweet and fruity things like skittles or strawberries. I don't follow the Spaghetti thing, but it's pretty much cemented in the fluffy canon, so whatever. >Fluffy ponies are more durable than many stories indicate. There's no challenge if you can just tear off a limb with no effort. You might as well be abusing a wet paper towel. >The best fluffy stories are when fluffies die to their own idiocy. |
| Danuis #1474579 2 weeks ago |
Your fluffy canon, bro.
I got mines and you got yours. |
| Cyrus #1474593 2 weeks ago |
@1473659
Several stories have it. Dam will have to rotate foals to feed all of them |
| Cyrus #1474630 2 weeks ago |
Minor additions which I forgot to mention, but got reminded of by you, guys:
>fluffies have no concept of death, and even if explained, they would still refer to it as "long sleep" or something >fluffies don't have unconditional love (such as: they won't love you if you keep beating or neglecting them), apart from the dumbest specimens >pet fluffies don't reject runts, ferals do (to only have strong fluffies in herds). Formerly feral fluffies which were adopted can be taught to care about runts via positive motivation and explaining ("Lots of nummies for mumma and all babies") |
| Anonymous #1474637 2 weeks ago |
just adding my headcannon:
>Cyrus ist ein faggot |
| Cyrus #1474651 2 weeks ago |
^ Took you a long time to come up with this? |
| Anonymous #1475538 2 weeks ago |
"<chariots-chariots>" So I guess that means you are the real Cyrus and not an imposter one. |
| Cyrus #1475591 2 weeks ago |
^ Portal 2 is a nice game :D
I'm glad they added community maps |
| Anonymous #1482780 1 week ago |
Well, fuck, since we're posting headcanons...
>Fluffy ponies have the same level of intelligence and emotional span as an infant or toddler, and actually capable of surprising cleverness in the right conditions... followed by equally-surprising stupidity. >Training them can be difficult and demanding, and they require a great deal of care and attention. >They have short attention spans, bad short-term memory, and don't learn from negative reinforcement or physical punishment. >Their fluff is dense enough that "sorry-sticks" are mostly ineffective, cushioning them from the blow without much injury, and also making them huggably soft. However, it does absorb a lot of water, meaning they tend to be poor swimmers. They don't shed, either, which makes them hypoallergenic. >They are good-natured, innocent, trusting and extremely social creatures, incapable of violence, cruelty or malice. >Fluffy ponies are herbivores, living on plants, fruits and fungi, but they can eat just about anything a human can, short of meat. >Their favorite foods vary widely - One fluffy might love potato kugel, another might prefer beans and rice, falafel, cucumbers, tomato soup, celery, garlic bread, bell peppers, or potato chips. They do not instinctively know what spaghetti is, nor desire it above other food. >Fluffy adoption centers, shelters and pony-parks exist, as do other groups and organizations founded by owners, breeders and enthusiasts. They vary in quality, depending how well-funded and well-staffed they are. >The price of a fluffy pony varies from quite high to very cheap, depending on the shelter - although dishonesty abounds, and paying a high price for a fluffy pony is no guarantee of quality. >Pushy/demanding/greedy fluffy ponies usually result from poor discipline or care. >Extremely stupid fluffy ponies that forget how to walk/breathe/eat, etc., are due to poor-quality, inexperienced or fraudulent breeders. >fluffy ponies are in a legal grey-area as to whether they're a sentient being or an animal, but abusing them is treated as animal abuse, being illegal and punished appropriately, as well as using excessive violence to deal with strays/ferals. >They don't instinctively fear brooms or boxes - they don't fear ANYTHING. Everything is a new friend or a new game to them. This tends to get them in a lot of trouble when left unsupervised. >Not all fluffy ponies speak English - they baby-talk in whatever language their country speaks; a fluffy in Montreal might ask for hugs by saying "J'vu om-bross, maman!"; A fluffy from Potsdam asks to play by saying "Schpiw'n?"; in Moscow, fluffies meeting a new friend; "Ураaa! Новый друг! (Uraaa! Noviy droog!)" etc. >Their speech comes in short bursts and is very simple. Even limited as it is, their speech is mutable, and affected by how its owner talks; not all of them say "Sketties," "booboo juice," "special huggies," "sorry-stick" or "no smell pretty." >Smarty-friends are fluffies whose owners were too lax with discipline, spoiling them and never telling them "no." Eventually they start to become self-centered and entitled if the owner does not remind them who is in charge, throwing tantrums and defecating around the house if they don't get their way; resorting to threats and even attacking their owner if things get really out of hand. If these fluffy ponies are "left behind on a camping trip" or somehow escaped, their wanting to be in charge of something, someone who will do whatever they tell them to, would lead them to boss other fluffies around. This is also why many "smarty-friends" have no trust or respect for humans - their human did whatever they told them to, because they didn't want to be bitten or have them shit in their shoes, so that must be how they all would act, right? >There is absolutely no canon about fluffy ponies other than "cute, dumb and accident-prone," which makes everything I just said >headcanon |