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| Anonymous #1473051 2 weeks ago |
Celestia got her ass handed to her by Chrysalis, do you EXPECT her to win in a fight with Chuck Norris? |
| Yurp #1473059 2 weeks ago |
who would win, an over-rated, elderly actor or a thousand year old sun goddess? ... hmmm tough call. |
| Bristle_Brew #1473061 2 weeks ago |
Sorry, but who WOULDN'T win a fight against Celestia?
I mean, against MOLestia some people would intentionally lose (but not me...nope...no sur-ee...sooooo not happening). That, or she'd sit on one of us. Against Trollestia/Tyrant Celestia people will just be sent to the moon. But regular Ol' Celestia, Chuck would definitely win. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1473064 2 weeks ago |
Werewolf Queen! It's always Werewolf Queen!! |
| Rhino #1473067 2 weeks ago |
My grandma could whoop chuck norris -_- |
| Anonymous #1473083 2 weeks ago |
Princess Celestia.
Chuck Norris doesn't hit women. |
| Anonymous #1473121 2 weeks ago |
Bruce Lee |
| Bristle_Brew #1473159 2 weeks ago |
She is no woman. She is a holy godess sent from the cosmos, fated to lay waste to everypony in existence.
Until then she'll just regularly lay them. |
| Littlecabbit #1473211 2 weeks ago |
Chuck Norris is too old to kick anyones ass anymore |
| Cerulean #1473278 2 weeks ago |
Brew, if you're going to make those distinctions then you have to say which Chuck Norris.
Internet Meme Chuck Norris, invincible as he may be, should be matched with an Internet Meme Celestia, ergo, moon. Regular Ol' Celestia goes up against Regular Ol' Chuck Norris, who I guess is Real Life Chuck Norris, an aging bigot douchebag... close enough to ancient evil, so moon again. If it's only fair that a fictional character is matched with a fictional Chuck Norris, Film Chuck Norris was owned, pwned, and qwned by such opponents as Bruce Lee and Don Wong. He doesn't really stand a chance against magic. |
| Peanutbutter #1473438 2 weeks ago |
chuck norris sucks balls. saxton hale all the way |
| Bristle_Brew #1473446 2 weeks ago |
Ah, sorry Cerulean. I meant Internet Meme Chuck Norris. It's the only Norris I know. |
| Anonymous #1473557 2 weeks ago |
Popeye the Sailor. |
| DoctorDreidal #1474016 2 weeks ago |
When will people realize that Chuck Norris is a false idol and recognize the true god of the internet, Mr. T? |
| Etherchanter #1474100 2 weeks ago |
@DoctorDreidal:
*sigh* I pity you, you fool... |
| Mad_Black #1474216 2 weeks ago |
I say no one. Because not even Chuck Norris would punch a pony! |
| Anonymous #1474231 2 weeks ago |
Bruce Lee. |
| Vree #1475667 2 weeks ago |
STARSWIRL THE BEARDED |
| DhanaRagnarok #1476006 2 weeks ago |
Segata Sanshiro. Duh. |
| vision #1488768 1 week ago |
Chuck norris: thats stupid, she is my waifu |