
| Anonymous #1467387 2 weeks ago |
THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH |
| Martinslavv #1467390 2 weeks ago |
TIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH! |
| Martinslavv #1467392 2 weeks ago |
damn ninjas |
| Anonymous #1467406 2 weeks ago |
THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW |
| Anonymous #1467470 2 weeks ago |
WUB WUB WUB |
| FanOfMostEverything #1467478 2 weeks ago |
BASS FOR THE BASS GOD!
WUBS FOR THE WUB THRONE! (And yes, I'm aware that that's the wrong Ruinous Power. However, you are now imagining Slaanesh reclining on a throne of subwoofers. And it is glorious.) |
| Anonymous #1467515 2 weeks ago |
@fan
lined with dildos and surrounded by an ocean of cocaine |
| FanOfMostEverything #1468122 2 weeks ago |
^I'd thought that went without saying. |
| Anonymous #1471413 2 weeks ago |
[Force of Chaos Invasion Detected]
* * [Invasion Target: Ponyplanet] * * [Designation: Friendship World] * * [Manufactorum Harmonicus] * * [Friendship Class Titan] **[Strategic Value: Absolute]** >Chaos invasion in progress >Recommended course of action? > > >Exterminatus? Negative, Strategic Value Absolute. > >Deploy capital weaponry? Negative, estimated reduction in manufactorum output unacceptable >Liberation Fleet Affirmative, Minor Elements in System. Estimated Time of Arrival 5=37 days... >Delay Unacceptable Loss of strategic assert on PONYPLANET unacceptable. Strategic Value ABSOLUTE. >Escalate Area Denial? Affimative >Executed Request Order: ADEPTUS ASTASTES ULTRA > > >Response Incoming. > > >Deploying Ultramares. >Ultramares Fleet -- Strike Cruiser Magic of Descent >TARGET: Friendship World Ponyplanet >STATUS: Planetary invasion in progress, +9 Equestriam Days > >OBJETIVE: Secure the Titan... soon the heresy will be purge, FOR THE EMPRESS! |