
| Anonymous #1466801 2 weeks ago |
"So what are you wearing?" |
| Yorec #1466802 2 weeks ago |
"Uh, nothing." |
| Bolan #1466858 2 weeks ago |
Cadance the telemarketer? |
| Necropony #1466886 2 weeks ago |
Phone Sex? Is that how she got her Cutie Mark? |
| Nightweaver20xx #1467434 2 weeks ago |
It's Cadance, from State Farm.
At 3 in the morning? Gimme that! Who is this? |
| RandomFanguy #1467442 2 weeks ago |
The Love Hotline. For prime relationship advice! |
| strawberry_mask #1468085 2 weeks ago |
Cadence: Oh Baby oh baby
Twilight: Cadence ? Cadence: Twilight ? Both: *quickly hanging up telephone* |
| Gundlach #1468717 2 weeks ago |
Shining: "I'll be home in a few hours, Candy."
Cadence: "I wish you didn't have to work so late." Shining: "I know." Cadence: "It just gets so lonely when you're not here." Shining: "I'll be sure to take care of that when I get home." Cadence: "I'll be waiting for you." *soft moaning* Shining: "Cadence?" Cadence: *soft moaning* Shining: "Cadence!" Cadence: "Hm? What's wrong?" Shining: "You're on speakerphone." Cadence: "OH MY GOD! I'M SO SORRY! YOU'RE NOT IN TROUBLE, ARE YOU!?" Celestia: "He's not in trouble! But it sounds like YOU are! I'll send him home early. Have fun you two!" |