
| Giant_Neckbeard #1464724 2 weeks ago |
Fffffff skipped a bit of text!
>”Mah daw’wing aah .... can’t get ‘nuff yuu wuv, bay-beh ....” >You giggle and follow the Blue Mare into the Pen. He’s soooo dreamy! >Black Munsta chuckles and mumbles something about ‘Swag’ before he follows behind you so close you can feel his breath on your naughty place! >Maybe ... maybe your Sissy’s wrong, and Munsta’s not be Munsta’s after all! >You are a Silver-Grey Alicorn Fluffy ... and something’s wrong. Tags, as always: breeder breeding_is_magic fluffy_alicorns fluffy_pony fluffy_pony_sex fluffy_text x_part_2 And in response to some PMs about the first Breeder Story, yes the Breeder shall remain an unmitigated greedy asshole eager to exploit Fluffies for cash. |
| Giant_Neckbeard #1464747 2 weeks ago |
Also I finally have a Pastebin.
I'll upload the rest of my stuff there tomorrow. It is 2 in the morning and I am completely stuffed. Hooray for neighbours drunkenly partying till they lapse into alcoholic comas. |
| Anonymous #1464755 2 weeks ago |
Meh, I don't like the idea of fluffy winged unicorns (I hate using the term alicorn for winged unicons). |
| The_Mungoman #1464760 2 weeks ago |
Barry White fluffy is best fluffy.
"It's time fow sum sweet wuvin', bay-beh! We definetwy got ouw ting togethew, haven't we, bay-beh?" |
| Cyrus #1464781 2 weeks ago |
Hooray, another piece of bipolar faggotry! |
| PandaSennin #1464801 2 weeks ago |
^ Looks like we have another butthurt one here. Somebody call the Whambulance. |
| The_Mungoman #1464815 2 weeks ago |
@Cryus |
| Cyrus #1464817 2 weeks ago |
^
>butthurt Stop being /b/tard, for christ's sake There is good in you, panda, stop supporting these stories with pseudo-dilemmas |
| PandaSennin #1464833 2 weeks ago |
^ What's the matter Cyrus? Daddy didn't love you enough to spoon with you? It's okay, I have a shoulder you can cry on. |
| Cyrus #1464841 2 weeks ago |
@1464815
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| Cyrus #1464851 2 weeks ago |
@1464833
There we go with shit-talk. Can't find better arguments? Still think that this story has writing better than your typical Twilight novel? |
| PandaSennin #1464864 2 weeks ago |
^ I dunno buddy, you tell me. I never read that stuff. But I'm sure you and your boyfriend liked it. But please, enlighten me with your arguments. |
| Cyrus #1464868 2 weeks ago |
I'll even bother to recite:
protag: "torturing animals has never been, and never will be, something you will be willing to do" And a few hours ago, he took foals from their mothers, and zapped dams with electricity... |
| Cyrus #1464879 2 weeks ago |
@1464864
Appleloosa-level trolling |
| PandaSennin #1464885 2 weeks ago |
^Not sure if it's really torture to these creatures but it's nothing compared to the rest. And at the very least it makes the main character a bit of a hypocrite. But I can see that this story is too much for you. May I suggest some Dr. Seuss books? Perhaps those are more to your liking Cyrus. Is that okay? |
| The_Mungoman #1464890 2 weeks ago |
@879 Well, he didn't enjoy it. He did it to maintain the stability of his "farm".
Does something, that may seem harmful, but in the end keeps the mares from KILLING THEMSELVES count as torture? I think not. |
| PandaSennin #1464894 2 weeks ago |
^ He uses logic! Burn the witch! |
| The_Mungoman #1464904 2 weeks ago |
@Panda What?
What are you doing with the-- Stay, stay away! Oh God, OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOOO-- AAAAAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAARGH |
| Cyrus #1464908 2 weeks ago |
@1464890
>but in the end keeps the mares from KILLING THEMSELVES count as torture? He put them into this predicament in the first place. Not to mention Part 1, where he shoots mare instead of euthanizing her. There were numerous bullshit moments across both stories @1464885 Now you are just being an idiot. I'm talking about the second part of your comment |
| PandaSennin #1464909 2 weeks ago |
^ Yes! The witch is dead, the witch is dead...not sure if good thing though. Doh! |
| PandaSennin #1464926 2 weeks ago |
@Cyrus
Because letting the Alicorns lose in the wild will most likely result in them being murdered by Feral Fluffies. What do you think is the better option here? Also, he did indeed do that but he felt sorry for doing that and stopped doing that altogether. Character development, what's that? But keep going dude. This providing me much fun. |
| The_Mungoman #1464940 2 weeks ago |
@908 Nope.
When dogs are bred, do you expect it to go along any different? The pups are seperated from their mothers and the mothers are often heartbroken. Also, being shot in the head, especially considering how little body mass a fluffy has, is hardly painful. You dun' goofed. @909 "Oh no, Panda! You didn't kill me with your deathly flames... but you did leave me very badly disfigured.", laughed the boy. |
| PandaSennin #1464948 2 weeks ago |
^ Eh...sorry dude? Maybe I can get a voodoo doctor to heal you. |
| Cyrus #1464950 2 weeks ago |
@1464926
Where do you think did he get alicorns in the first place, sucker? He didn't pick them in the forest, so without him there wouldn't be any winged unicorns around these parts. There wouldn't be anyone to release in the wild >character development >still shocks them Are you really THAT stupid, or just playing on public? |
| PandaSennin #1464958 2 weeks ago |
^So it's not possible that he found some, raised them and bred them from there on? No, that does seem unlogical.
Are you that stupid or just retarded? |
| Cyrus #1464970 2 weeks ago |
ITT: a bunch of teens, and sadly, I'm even bothering to argue with them
@1464940 >dogs ...rely on instincts mostly. To the point where they would attack anyone who dares to get even 10 metres within its babies. Even if subject is just passing by >heartbroken Even if they can feel something close to heartbroke, it isn't full scale thing as with fluffies >When dogs are bred, do you expect it to go along any different? |
| The_Mungoman #1464971 2 weeks ago |
@948 No need to, it was a reference :3 |
| Cyrus #1464979 2 weeks ago |
@1464958
Confirmed for not reading the first part of the story And you, plebeian, even dare to argue here? |
| The_Mungoman #1464980 2 weeks ago |
@970
Well, that depends on your image of fluffies. Are they more animalistic, or more sentient? I tend to think both ways, depending on the situation. In the end, they are usually kept as pets, not as foster children. |
| PandaSennin #1464987 2 weeks ago |
Cyrus still doesn't get it. And if he considers us just a bunch of teens then why is he dumb enough to argue with them? Derp just got derper. Keep it coming Cyrus. |
| PandaSennin #1464992 2 weeks ago |
@Cyrus
I actually did read though I'm wondering if you read it too. Ah, arguing about fluffy ponies with luv/abuse fags. I love this place. |
| Cyrus #1464995 2 weeks ago |
@1464980
They could talk coherently (instead of imitating like parrots do), so they are at least somewhat smarter than dogs. The main reason for their stupidity is that they lack the ability to act instinctively (apart from breeding, of course). In most fics, fluffies don't even fully grasp the concept of death. Question: is panda always that dumb, or he is just playing? |
| PandaSennin #1465003 2 weeks ago |
^ Only for special people such as you Cyrus. And don't worry, I love you too. |
| The_Mungoman #1465004 2 weeks ago |
@Cyrus
That's just, like, your opinion, man. And about your question about Panda: Pull the stick out of your arse. |
| PandaSennin #1465011 2 weeks ago |
^ Someone who gets it. It was about time. |
| Cyrus #1465028 2 weeks ago |
@1465004
@1465011 So much blind madness here. What, gays, can't handle a bit of common sense? Always have to act childish, thinking that everything is a game? You disgust me Go enjoy your school lives |
| PandaSennin #1465042 2 weeks ago |
^ Ah, I think we made him mad Mungoman. Yes, let the butthurt flow through you. |
| The_Mungoman #1465043 2 weeks ago |
@028
You're on the internet, don't expect Shakespeare, from the mouth of the mule. |
| Cyrus #1465051 2 weeks ago |
@1465011 and @1465004
ad-block me, bitches |
| The_Mungoman #1465054 2 weeks ago |
But at least we've got friends, eh? |
| PandaSennin #1465055 2 weeks ago |
^ I think he's lost it now. Calls us children yet he's the one that acts childish now. Gotta love those sensitive people. |
| Cyrus #1465064 2 weeks ago |
@1465054
Being friends with /b/tards is not something i would be proud of, even on such kancer as ponibooru |
| PandaSennin #1465069 2 weeks ago |
^ If you think Ponibooru is cancer then why are you are? You really that dumb he? |
| The_Mungoman #1465073 2 weeks ago |
@Cyrus Why are you even here? |
| PandaSennin #1465079 2 weeks ago |
*why are you here I mean, derp. |
| Cyrus #1465080 2 weeks ago |
Note to self: replies to obvious /b/tards will now be full meta |
| Anonymous #1465086 2 weeks ago |
Giant_Neckbeard, thank goodness you finally have a Pastebin. Easier to find yourt stories. |
| The_Mungoman #1465087 2 weeks ago |
@Panda Hey, we posted the same thing! Whatta coincidence. |
| PandaSennin #1465088 2 weeks ago |
Isn't he the cutest when he uses big words? I just wanna pinch his cheeks. |
| Cyrus #1465089 2 weeks ago |
@1465073
>To discuss and post my own stories True fix |
| PandaSennin #1465091 2 weeks ago |
@The_Mungaman
Indeed. |
| Cyrus #1465092 2 weeks ago |
Wait, that came out wrong
@1465073 >Cyrus, why are you even here? To discuss and post your own stories? Fixed |
| Cyrus #1465094 2 weeks ago |
Wait, that came out wrong
@1465073 >Cyrus, why are you even here? To weightily discuss fics and post your own stories? Fixed |
| Anonymous #1465096 2 weeks ago |
To all the fluffy lover, if you want to do something about abuse then why don't you visit this website http://www.pet-abuse.com/database/ donate some money to an animal that was abused so its medical bills can be paid and quit bitching about something that doesn't exist being abused. Want some edgy and messed up abuse?
>round up 10million fluffy ponies in a football stadium >Nuke the stadium >over 10million less fluffy ponies for the world to worry about Did the death of over 10million fluffy ponies do anything? No because nothing really happened, because they don't exist! |
| PandaSennin #1465098 2 weeks ago |
^ You find this place cancer yet you wanna post your own stories and discuss them here? Where your parents related before they got married? |
| Cyrus #1465101 2 weeks ago |
Fuck me and ponibooru - double post |
| PandaSennin #1465104 2 weeks ago |
^ No thanks. I don't wanna know where you've been. |
| Cyrus #1465110 2 weeks ago |
@1465096
>pets >mostly dogs and cats I shall withhold my comment... >Nuke the stadium Go find a nuke with blast radius small enough for such precise strike Not to mention getting all the fluffies together in it |
| Anonymous #1465111 2 weeks ago |
I don't think Cyrus is a real animal lover. I think he's just some whiny little bitch who can't enjoy his dawwww porn in piece. |
| PandaSennin #1465121 2 weeks ago |
^It does look like that. He needs to get laid. |
| Cyrus #1465122 2 weeks ago |
@1465111
>I don't think Cyrus is a real animal lover. I think he's just some guy who likes herbivores Fixed |
| PandaSennin #1465132 2 weeks ago |
^ Lulz, you just post a edit version of someone's comment to make yourself look better? That's just sad. |
| Bronyboy #1465270 2 weeks ago |
Nice work as always GN! |
| Cyrus #1466041 2 weeks ago |
@1465132
> Lulz, you just post a edit version of someone's comment to shorten your own comment? That's just smart Fixed |
| Anonymous #1466337 2 weeks ago |
Oh god. A story about a bunch of mary sue self insert alicorns. It's the pinnacle of luvfaggotry. Nothing will ever be worse than this story. And bipolar acousticness as well.
>hates torturing fluffies >mindrapes all the alicorn mares "for their own good" >but really so he can keep them around as baby factories >and force them to go through perpetual misery >the worst kind of physical and psychological torture >he also lets his alicorn stallions rape fluffy ponies until they like it >doesn't think this is torture >sheds crocodile tears >but sleeps soundly at night Holy crap. I may start tolerating this story, if only because the guy's a fucking psychopath. But even abusefags have standards. Being so two faced about it...makes reading this feel bad, man. Also, the guy's an idiot for letting those fluffies go. I know it's to play up an eventual conflict, but that's still pretty damn moronic. Not to mention there's a significant lack of female alicorns raping male fluffies. The latter would actually be more receptive to it, due to their inability to control their loins. Also, an experiment with only fluffy mares is rather biased and produces questionable results. But then again, I suppose intelligence from luvfag characters is just too much to ask. |
| deathproofpony #1466564 2 weeks ago |
^^
you could just not read it so no one has to hear you whining and misusing words like "mary sue" and "bipolar". |
| Anonymous #1466746 2 weeks ago |
@Cyrus
Fluffy ponies aren't herbivores, they're whatever the you throw in front of their face eaters or omnivores if you will. |
| Anonymous #1466914 2 weeks ago |
@Cyrus
You still have sand in your vagina? |
| Anonymous #1466919 2 weeks ago |
Cyrus here (too busy to login)
This @1466337 guy said it much better than I would ever care to. I applaud him inb4: samefag @1466914 >Do I still have sand in my vagina? Fixed @1466746 >implying that fluffies are rats They are only omnivorous in abusefag / bipolar fag headcanons. Fluffies are still equines so fuck them |
| Anonymous #1466922 2 weeks ago |
I love it how Cyrus just pisses of both luvfags as well as abusefags. |
| Anonymous #1466939 2 weeks ago |
^ I have to, because neither of these extremes use logic.
Broccoli, you know that fic. One of the most adequate to date (apart from killing all the foals, maybe, not sure) |
| Anonymous #1466959 2 weeks ago |
So why do you hate meat eaters again? |
| Anonymous #1466976 2 weeks ago |
I feel sorry for the grass. Fluffy ponies come along and eat helpless grass like the little cowardly shits they are. |
| PandaSennin #1467062 2 weeks ago |
Poor Cyrus. Hated by both sides. He must cry himself to sleep every night because of it. How tragic. |
| Anonymous #1467074 2 weeks ago |
CYRUS IS A NIGGER! CYRUS IS A NIGGER'S NAME! |
| Anonymous #1467084 2 weeks ago |
@1467062
>Poor me. I'm too stupid to realize that Cyrus likes it when faggots hate him Fixed, but not completely @1467074 >I'M A RACIST! I'M A RACIST! |
| Anonymous #1467087 2 weeks ago |
SORRY I DON'T SPEAK NIGGERNESE, BUT I'LL TRY!
WATERMELON, CHICKEN, FRIEDCHICKEN, JOB APPLICATION BAD. |
| PandaSennin #1467088 2 weeks ago |
@Anon084
You like faggots don't cha? Oh well, continue to change people's comments so that you can get off. It just means more lulz for the rest of us. |
| Anonymous #1467091 2 weeks ago |
I WANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK SO BAD CYRUS! I'M SO GIDDY ABOUT IT THAT I JUST FARTED AND BLEW WET CHUNKS ALL OVER MY CHAIR! |
| Anonymous #1467117 2 weeks ago |
@1467088
>i can't into reading comprehension, can i?
@1467091 >WANT TO SUCK YOUR DICK SO BAD CYRUS You are welcome |
| PandaSennin #1467124 2 weeks ago |
@Anon117
Yes, the butthurt and rage is strong with this one. |
| Anonymous #1467126 2 weeks ago |
YAY I GET TO SUCK OFF CYRUS! LET ME CLEAN UP THESE SHIT CHUNKS REAL QUICK! SORRY IF I GET SOME SHIT ON YOUR DICK I'LL JUST LICK IT UP AFTER! |
| Anonymous #1467155 2 weeks ago |
@1467124
>Yes, the butthurt and rage is strong with this me Fixed @1467126 you are welcome |
| PandaSennin #1467159 2 weeks ago |
@Anon115
Thank you for acknowledging it yourself. Saves time. |
| Anonymous #1467165 2 weeks ago |
@1467159
>thank me for acknowledging to myself that i'm raging hard at cyrus |
| PandaSennin #1467172 2 weeks ago |
Yes, Cyrus, I'm clearly raging and not having fun with a sensitive guy who hates the place he's on. It's almost poetry. |
| Cyrus #1467260 2 weeks ago |
>Yes, Cyrus, I'm clearly having fun right now, because I laugh everytime someone does as few as shows me the finger
fix |
| PandaSennin #1467273 2 weeks ago |
^ My, you can't stop being butthurt can't you? And please, repost this comment as a edited lover letter to you. It makes me jizz every time you do. |
| Cyrus #1467281 2 weeks ago |
> My, I can't stop being butthurt can I?
fixed |
| PandaSennin #1467287 2 weeks ago |
^ No you can't indeed. That sand in your vagina must be annoying. But it must make you feel special as well. |
| Cyrus #1467292 2 weeks ago |
>No I can't indeed. That sand in my vagina must be annoying. But it makes me feel special as well.
Poor panda, can't stop being idiotic reject :D |
| PandaSennin #1467302 2 weeks ago |
You can wonder who's more of a idiot? The guy who is considered to be a idiot or the guy who argues and attempts to troll the ''idiot''? But hey, that's how it goes here. You should get used to after a while...hopefully. |
| PandaSennin #1467303 2 weeks ago |
^Need to spell check more often. Derp. |
| The_Mungoman #1467304 2 weeks ago |
Everyone.
SHUT THE FUCK UP.That is all. |
| PandaSennin #1467305 2 weeks ago |
^ Okay... |
| Cyrus #1467307 2 weeks ago |
@1467302
You were given a chance for constructive conversation and you blew it. >You can wonder who's more of a idiot? The guy who is considered to be a idiot or the guy who argues and attempts to troll the ''idiot''? Surely the one who keeps replying to my mocking of him |
| PandaSennin #1467309 2 weeks ago |
^ A constructive conversation on the internet? On Ponibooru? Someone is delusional it seems. And I'm not sure if petty insults from a raging dude on Ponibooru could be considered mocking but I'm sure it is in your head. Yay! |
| Cyrus #1467320 2 weeks ago |
If you bother to take your head out of your ass and look into other pics here: there could be a conversation
>petty insults > Looks like we have another butthurt one here. Somebody call the Whambulance This child's play is really annoying. Reasoning with retard (yes, with you) is like talking to a wall. I think I'll quit |
| PandaSennin #1467335 2 weeks ago |
^ If that's what you think then you should have quit long ago buddy. But at least we had some fun right? Well I had some anyway. Ah the joys of internet bickering. You just gotta love it. Well see you around then Cyrus. Maybe we will have a conversation the likes of Nightjack, Giant Neckbear, Mungoman, Bronyboy, DPP and Ghost. I wonder what happened to Ghost. Haven't seen him in a while. Oh well, adios amigo! |
| Cyrus #1467344 2 weeks ago |
^ Adios, fag queen |
| Cyrus #1467359 2 weeks ago |
Fuck me, forgot to add
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| Anonymous #1467425 2 weeks ago |
When /b/tards like Cyrus come back to ponibooru... |
| Anonymous #1467536 2 weeks ago |
@Cyrus
If he's the fag queen, does that make you the Supreme Faggot of the Cosmos? |
| Cyrus #1467560 2 weeks ago |
^
I'm just Supreme. Just kidding ^^ 0/10. Try harder |
| Anonymous #1467568 2 weeks ago |
Supreme Fag Queen of the Cosmos it is. |
| cthulhlu #1467831 2 weeks ago |
@cyrus 359 im now realy hoping that that is the result of fluffy/alifluff cross breeding... |
| Cyrus #1468103 2 weeks ago |
^ Ehh, it's Bronyboy self-depiction |
| Anonymous #1469815 2 weeks ago |
That last part with the mother was really good, keep it up |