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RandomFanguy
#1464273
2 weeks ago
There seriously has to be another explanation other than, "They're dead."
Psychopomf
#1464312
2 weeks ago
@273

...Uhh... They're amish?
sargesprinkles
#1464317
2 weeks ago
time travel experiment gone wrong?
won the lottery?
Stargate opened and Macgyver took them with him?
Flutterguy
#1464349
2 weeks ago
They have been destroyed
Anonymous
#1464351
2 weeks ago
They are sleeping.
Lium
#1464358
2 weeks ago
No, they're dead.
Anonymous
#1464362
2 weeks ago
They are TIME BANDITS
Anonymous
#1464365
2 weeks ago
A firebender killed them.
Bristle_Brew
#1464389
2 weeks ago
They were caught in an accident. They were bucking trees desperately in a thunderstorm because they lacked money at the time (the farm wasn't doing so well). A tree eventually got struck by lightning and fell on the mother, and she died of internal bleeding in the hospital that night. The father, after months of trying to fill the void, just couldn't take it anymore and had to leave.
Okay, NOW you can cry.
Anonymous
#1464432
2 weeks ago
They fucked each other so hard when conceiving Applebloom that they both tore a hole in the fabric of reality and were promptly disintegrated into trillions of atoms floating about in space...or something.
Ponymous
#1464479
2 weeks ago
they found out how annoying applebloom would be thanks to some time lord that passed buy so they ran away from their responsibilities as parents... or in my case they just went to the store to buy cigarettes XD
Ponymous
#1464490
2 weeks ago
or really worse case scenario... big mac was an accedent and they didn't really want kids cuz Apple Seed didn't use a condom... and still didn't so they just up and left them.......... wait......... he has apple seeds for a cutie mark........... HE'S BUCKING JOHNNY APPLESEED!!! THAT'S WHY HE'S ISN'T AROUND as for the mom.... she's a bitch enough said XD
Anonymous
#1464580
2 weeks ago
Traveling Salesponies. Mortal Enemies of the Flim Flam Brothers.
BigMax
#1464606
2 weeks ago
This is Karzahnii. Fixing tags and link...
Bristle_Brew
#1464671
2 weeks ago
^ Cheers, mate. Didn't really know who made it or the names of AJ's parents. Kinda improvised at the time. :-)
FanOfMostEverything
#1464872
2 weeks ago
>Wreath of laurels
>Golden apple cutie mark

Applejack's mom is Eris?
Vree
#1465279
2 weeks ago
They already blew the "parents that travel a lot" cliché for Rarity.

So, um

- Cockatrice victims? They're gonna be foudn and revived in an upcoming episode.
- They were there in Ponyville all along! You just never asked! They're just um, camera shy.
- Apple family members aren't born; they are grown.

If they ARE dead though, I want them to be dead dead, like normal dead. I do not want a sob story about how they were heroes who sacrificed themselves for Equestria or something like that.

Except if it is a fanfic, because then you could make AJ into one of those militaristic hics and have her fight in a war too.

But yeah, something that goes with the country theme should be used. Work related accident or whatever. Like, she gets poisoning from wrong fertilizers and he gets eaten by timberwolves.
I_Like_Your_Mane
#1466760
2 weeks ago
Their spiritual energy lies dormant inside AJ. ala Naruto/Harry Potter
Anonymous
#1467586
2 weeks ago
They're not really dead. Turns out, they're just Darth Vader. Both of them.
Anonymous
#1467758
2 weeks ago
Her parents are dead. They were buried back in Dream Valley. AJ has seen three generations of her friends come and go.
heVOICESad
#1477649
2 weeks ago
At first I daww'ed... and then I saw the Stetson on her dad's head....

And now I has a sad