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| Anonymous #1459662 3 weeks ago |
All furniture in Equestria is scotchguarded during production in anticipation of Molesta eventually secreting fluids all over it. |
| Anonymous #1459664 3 weeks ago |
No need to get snippy. |
| Gundlach #1459665 3 weeks ago |
I don't own a couch... |
| Impious #1459667 3 weeks ago |
Let's fuck on my couch? Sure thing. |
| Molestia #1459676 3 weeks ago |
*equips strapon*
*thrusts synthedick between cushions of your couch* *pumps madly* |
| Impious #1459684 3 weeks ago |
...Whatever works, Molly. Whatever works. Now smile for the camera. |
| Anonymous #1459698 3 weeks ago |
... that actually got me aroused.
Celestia damn it. |
| Anonymous #1459713 3 weeks ago |
Fuck your couch, nigga!
Fuck your couch! |
| Anonymous #1459748 3 weeks ago |
*sniffs air around strapon*
Smells like... *huff*... Jack-o-lantern? |
| Job_for_a_Cowpony #1460051 3 weeks ago |
^^ Darknesses! Darknesses!
(It seems you're the only one so far to get the joke. Have some YES.) |
| CouchCrusader #1460157 3 weeks ago |
... I'm sorry? |
| Anonymous #1460359 3 weeks ago |
@713 shouldn't it be, "fuck your couch, neighgga!" |
| Anonymous #1461406 3 weeks ago |
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