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| Anonymous #1459182 3 weeks ago |
> Implying bronies wouldn´t do morally and legally questionable things in order to be taken to Equestria. |
| Psychopomf #1459187 3 weeks ago |
Would she be in the version of Equestria I go to as well?
I think it might be awkward. I mean we could still be friends after that but it would be kinda weird just sitting there making small talk across a punch bowl after you know what happened and having the uneasy feeling that rumors might travel along the Canterlot grape vine of what you did to get here. And then you'd probably have to actively avoid the poor thing just so people will forget about it. On the other hand... Luna hair. |
| Anonymous #1459194 3 weeks ago |
Just hope that you and Futashy are good at keeping secrets. You can both say that Futashy just found you, a little lie won´t hurt. After all, you already did something to get there... |
| tehdude #1459196 3 weeks ago |
I doubt Luna would want a desperate dick sucker to brush her mane. |
| Ping_chan #1459197 3 weeks ago |
Sure!
Wait, AND I get to brush Princess Luna's mane? Count me in! |
| Jayswing103 #1459198 3 weeks ago |
I'd suck Futashy off anyways. |
| Anonymous #1459208 3 weeks ago |
Yep, that be my answer. |
| Anonymous #1459214 3 weeks ago |
Hmmm... |
| Anonymous #1459219 3 weeks ago |
...only if there's free mouthwash included with the offer. |
| Anonymous #1459220 3 weeks ago |
@ tehdude: best.answer.ever. |
| Anonymous #1459224 3 weeks ago |
Short Answer: No
Long Answer: Noooooo *throws Emperor over railing* |
| Anonymous #1459235 3 weeks ago |
An odd proposition for sure. |
| Gittonsxv #1459244 3 weeks ago |
there is nothing i dont like about that question, get to have futashy for a while, get to equestia, get to brush luna.
FUCKING YES |
| RepentantAnon #1459245 3 weeks ago |
waaait a second! what if you're taken to cupcakes equestria? or rainbow factory equestria? or hotdiggetydemon equestria? or lil miss rarity equestria!? THERE'S A BAJILLION VERSIONS OF EQUESTRIA WITH MORE SPROUTING EVERY DAY!!! |
| Anonymous #1459246 3 weeks ago |
Gladly.
STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT. |
| Gittonsxv #1459263 3 weeks ago |
RepentantAnon, you are taken to which ever you want, fun times to be had! |
| d715 #1459270 3 weeks ago |
@
RepentantAnon let's say canon version. Anyway I'm sure they are better ways to get there |
| RepentantAnon #1459274 3 weeks ago |
gitton, he's specified nothing! what if its an evil genie, like we havent seen one of those a million times over! I DONT TRUST IT! and remember mr. weasley's words: Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain!!! |
| Anonymous #1459284 3 weeks ago |
I would let him screw my ass for that. |
| PikaRobo #1459309 3 weeks ago |
Suck a pony's cock to become a slave... |
| Leidenpierce #1459335 3 weeks ago |
Could I do the first, but not be forced to brush Luna's mane? |
| Mugen_Kagemaru #1459376 3 weeks ago |
YES I WOULD, NO FUCKING REGRETS |
| Anonymous #1459441 3 weeks ago |
@ PikaRobo: Think more of a male handmaiden. You will live in palace, have a roof, free meals, hear all the royal gossip and brush Luna's mane. |
| BigMax #1459460 3 weeks ago |
No, sorry, I don't want to waste my life brushing someone else's hair, not even Luna's. |
| God_of_Awesome #1459462 3 weeks ago |
Do I HAVE TO brush Luna's hair for the rest of my life? |
| DaisyHead #1459478 3 weeks ago |
guys, under the context of the sentence, futashy would brush lunas mane until you died. |
| Dr_Robotnik #1459582 3 weeks ago |
Option C: Agree, on the condition that we go to Equestria first. Then, the moment we arrive, kill the fucking abomination and allow everyone to live in peace forever without its presence.
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE PENIS ABOMINATION, AND THAT'S ME! |
| FeralSocks018 #1459700 3 weeks ago |
I wouldn't if brushing Luna's hair is all I ever got to do.
If I could do other things, than yes. I got socks to make, bitch. |
| NotAPseudonym #1459718 3 weeks ago |
@Daisy
I can see Luna getting annoyed at _constant_ hair-brushing. I think she'd start looking for a way out of the situation... Luna: "Sooo much brushing! No privacy. Can't even sleep. Hmm, rest of your days eh? How do you feel about-" NMM: "Eternal night? Muahahah!" |
| Vercci #1460177 3 weeks ago |
Why would I care that Futashy brushes Luna's hair for the rest of my life while I reside in equestria? |
| BigMax #1460455 3 weeks ago |
NotAPseudonym@1459718 said: Are you kidding? She survived 1000 years alone on the Moon. Everybody else would have gone insane. |
| Anonymous #1460480 3 weeks ago |
I would so suck off Futashy, but Luna can brush her own hair. |
| -Lunacy #1461448 3 weeks ago |
I'd brushie Luna's mane if it meant I could suck off Futashy for the rest of my days. |
| Xuncu #1488136 1 week ago |
YES. |