
| Giant_Neckbeard #1456041 3 weeks ago |
............... So in other words, blind hatred, knee-jerk reactions and intolerance ruined his chance to have three 'Irish' Fluffy Ponies as Mascots (even if he just kept them down in the basement and pulled them out for advertising). |
| Saint_Braeburn #1456058 3 weeks ago |
^
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| Giant_Neckbeard #1456072 3 weeks ago |
It's coming up as 403 forbidden to me, Saint, sorry. |
| Anonymous #1456098 3 weeks ago |
Fluffies have never fared very well up against racial stereotypes. |
| Anonymous #1456106 3 weeks ago |
Fluffy abuse at its stupidest. At least this one has different nations involved |
| Anonymous #1456109 3 weeks ago |
All that violence is unsanitary.
Better to just pick them up with the rubber glove and stuff them into the dumpster, pile trash on top, and close the lid. fluffies are much too weak to lift a dumpster's lid, it weighs like five times as much as they do. |
| Ferrotter #1456130 3 weeks ago |
@Anon6098: Except magical, well-endowed negro rapists. |
| Anonymous #1456279 3 weeks ago |
Who would want a bunch of annoying fluffy ponies as mascots? They would send people in a drunken rage by never shutting up about pway and huggies. |
| Anonymous #1456290 3 weeks ago |
^- Would that be before or after they drive off customers by shitting up the place? The owner of the bar did right by killing them all. |
| NightJack #1456324 3 weeks ago |
Sense when did fluffies have 'fluffy marks'? |
| Anonymous #1456329 3 weeks ago |
There's been a fair number of stories where a fluffy pony had a fluffy mark. They either don't live long enough to get them or they're too stupid to find their special talent if fluffy ponies are even capable of finding one. |
| Anonymous #1456379 3 weeks ago |
serves 'em right. |
| Anonymous #1456380 3 weeks ago |
Who'd want to drink at a place with vaguely racist corporate-engineered mascots whose very existence is a mockery of your culture? |
| Tabula_Rojo #1456395 3 weeks ago |
I'll admit I really did think that Fluffies with St. Patrick' Day iconography for their fluffy marks would be better received... but then they weren't |
| Anonymous #1456407 3 weeks ago |
Dime a dozen vermin can't have any significance even if they have fluffy marks to compliment the bar. |
| Tabula_Rojo #1456435 3 weeks ago |
Let's take a poll here
Was it hypocritical for a man who keeps Rats as pets to react so violently to vermin? (Regardless if they are fluffies) |
| Anonymous #1456525 3 weeks ago |
^No |
| Anonymous #1456534 3 weeks ago |
^^He's irish.
And thus vermin ;D |
| deathproofpony #1456687 3 weeks ago |
@Tabula - I've owned rats as pets before. Smart little fellows. But when I worked at a kennel they got a rat infestation and it was my job to kill them all and destroy their nests. Didn't want to do it, but the health of the dogs had to come first. |
| Ferrotter #1456705 3 weeks ago |
"Watch out Itchy! He's Irish!" |
| sigh #1456706 3 weeks ago |
Facepalming throug the wholse story again. |
| sigh #1456709 3 weeks ago |
Whoah, I should have proofread that before posting.
*through *whole |
| cthulhlu #1456717 3 weeks ago |
pointless fluffy death, check.
racist depiction of irish, check. assumption that all other people want to see fluffy's/animals being mutilated. check totaly unrealistic depiction of real world organisation, check. and lastly utterly stupid paper thin half assed attempt at humanising abuser with pet, check. |
| FeralSocks018 #1456730 3 weeks ago |
This was dumb.
It had no substance, and the only thing that set it apart from other pointless abuse stories was the overbearing Irish overtones. 0/10, trying too goddamn hard. |
| cthulhlu #1456801 3 weeks ago |
plus now that i think about it, you wasted a perfectley good comedy set up, ponies living in a bar, you could have got some real funny situations out of that. shame. |
| Ferrotter #1456807 3 weeks ago |
> Horse walks into a bar.
> Bartender asks, "So, why the long face?" |
| Anonymous #1456922 3 weeks ago |
I love this story. Blasted irish-men. Why do you all have to be so funny? |
| PhilSrobeighn #1457271 3 weeks ago |
Ha, great ending. |
| Anonymous #1457273 3 weeks ago |
"0/10, trying too goddamn hard."
Sounds about right. |
| Anonymous #1458029 3 weeks ago |
10/10
funny story, bro it's a shame some people just don't get the joke |
| The_Mungoman #1458999 3 weeks ago |
They would've made great mascots, eh? |
| Anonymous #1459006 3 weeks ago |
Definitely not. These things are only a health hazard. The irishman dealt with them the only correct way there is.
With violence. |
| Anonymous #1461328 3 weeks ago |
Trolls, Trolls Cancerous Trolls . . . |
| Anonymous #1461340 3 weeks ago |
^that would make a good alternative names for the green fluffy ponies. |