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| Gittonsxv #1452393 1 month ago |
"excuse me but you put on a sexy face and asked me something all playful like and then get upset when i take the hint? well teach me to read pony expressions because i am lost" |
| RandomFanguy #1452395 1 month ago |
Hah, moron. |
| Theopticals #1452398 1 month ago |
Run.
REACH THE FOREST. |
| KirbyfanNeox #1452399 1 month ago |
"I'm terribly sorry. The trip here somehow must have supercharged my libido." |
| Gittonsxv #1452407 1 month ago |
anyone else think this is a horrible way to trick someone? its like inviting someone in and then saying they broke in...... |
| Anonymous #1452410 1 month ago |
"Yes there is something I want to say before you banish me"
Celestia: "....." "KAIOKEN!!!" Celestia: "Kaio-what?!" *Punch* |
| CottonTales #1452427 1 month ago |
"um...can I make a chocolate cake for you to apologize before you banish me?" |
| Jack-o-Lantern #1452441 1 month ago |
That is not Celestia she is a changeling spy! |
| Anonymous #1452447 1 month ago |
Say that we're on a mission of grave importance for the Princess of Humans and we need access to the Starswirl the Breaded Wing of the Canterlot Archives in order to complete our research. |
| NotThatAnyoneCares #1452469 1 month ago |
"As soon as one of us arrived here, Your Majesty, you instantly proclaimed us all monstrous and painted us with the worst brush you could find. Based on one example, you've decided you were right.
"Does your prejudice make you better than humanity, Princess Celestia, or just the same?" |
| Robomorons #1452488 1 month ago |
Its obvious that "banish" means "kill" in this case so........JUMP OUT THE WINDOW! |
| Robomorons #1452492 1 month ago |
I mean after all, the portal to the pony world ended up with you in the sky falling to your death, so obviously its going to end up the same way. |
| Anonymous #1452499 1 month ago |
Well to be fair this Max character has been behaving like a complete idiot since he arrived in Equestria |
| Robomorons #1452548 1 month ago |
Actually, it would be pretty hilarious if Lyra came outta nowhere swinging on a rope yelling "NOT TODAY!" and just kidnapping Max right on the spot. |
| DoctorDreidal #1452577 1 month ago |
Apparently, I've come late to the party, since according to #499, the story is told from the pov of this "Max" character. That changes how I'd respond to Celestia in this instance. |
| DoctorDreidal #1452754 1 month ago |
But, as long as I'm here - Damn it, penis, you went and got me in trouble again.
Penis: "Sorry, boss. How's about we read a TAW clopfic to make up for it?" Me: "Well, I guess so." ...WHATTHEFUCKDIDIJUSTTYPE?!?!?! |
| Anonymous #1452766 1 month ago |
I'm sure the one who call for telling his love to Celestia wasn't thinking of a direct here or the bedroom(neither do I). The storytelling is biased for the worst. |
| Anonymous #1452842 1 month ago |
Commit suicide before she has a chance to send you back.
Its the only way to restore your honor. |
| Anonymous #1453985 1 month ago |
Yes princess Celestia there something I would like say, do you like Bananas? |