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Anonymous #1452257 1 month ago

A fluffy pony's skeleton. I may have forgotten to rescale this.

RandomFanguy #1452267 1 month ago

So they're not big-boned. They're just fat.

Anonymous #1452276 1 month ago

nope its not fat its mostly fluff hhence fluffy pony. Only thing this needs to to show the hooves they should show up on an xray

Ol_Dirty #1452288 1 month ago

@1452276 Marshmallow doesn't show up on x-ray.

Anonymous #1452295 1 month ago

I figure most of their belly is just intestines, but they're kind of fat, useless little critters.

Anonymous #1452316 1 month ago

They are useless to themselves as well. Kinda sucks when you can't provide for yourself, but I guess being completely useless was the whole idea, too bad it made them so death prone.

Anonymous #1452372 1 month ago

I guess they lack a sternum? Makes sense, really. They were never meant to last, they were meant to be huggable. Might as well make them extra soft, even if it means you can stop their hearts with a good jab from your thumb.

Anonymous #1452406 1 month ago

I love how these pictures show that fluffy ponies lack any knees. It shows that fluffy ponies have to waddle awkwardly and can't run at all, so that children can find them more funny to look at. Putting a fluffy pony down is actually doing a service to it, because these creatures are inherently miserable and a joke, and killing them before they can live that much longer spares them from suffering a life as mutant abomination.

Anonymous #1452438 1 month ago

I wrote down in the last thread that this is exactly how I pictured fluffy ponies to be; fat, useless little shits. And what do you know? The artist drew them as tubby little bastards.

Danuis #1452455 1 month ago

Or you can try to take care of it. Abuse stories and Love stories are both good and bad, cha know. Some ponies struggle, but with human masters, live, at least, happish lives....Or killed in awesome, delicious ways.

Anonymous #1452471 1 month ago

Needs more fluff. Especially on its back.

Vanner #1452483 1 month ago

And those bones just snap like chopsticks. I love this anatomy study. Great stuff.

Appleloosa #1452484 1 month ago

This is a real beauty of a fluffy pony. I want to dissect one too.

Tabula_Rojo #1452531 1 month ago

pretty much agree with this, bone structure is perfect, although it should probably be a little thinner and fluffier but good effort here bro

Anonymous #1452543 1 month ago

Appleloosa write a biology fic where a class uses them in place of frogs for dissection.

Anonymous #1452558 1 month ago

Imagining how fluffy ponies have to lift their legs sideward one by one to be able to move forward is far too hilarious.

Anonymous #1452582 1 month ago

Due to how hard it is to care for them due to all the time, money, and effort you have to put forth fluffy ponies as pets aren't worth it. You would need to be rich just to keep one. Don't try the you're supposed to be a good care taker, because you have to be a hell of a lot more than that.

Anonymous #1452591 1 month ago

I always imagine them toddling around like a baby turtle, only more exaggerated because they're much higher off the ground with all their fluff. A little slow, wobbly ball of fluff.

Tabula_Rojo #1452603 1 month ago

Death prone-ness aside they don't seem too much more difficult/expensive to care for than a dog or cat. I suppose the real clincher is the necessity of a safe room, which is really needed for the death-prone-ness.

Anonymous #1452657 1 month ago

They're probably easier to care for than a bad, disobedient dog, but a good dog or cat is much easier to take care of. Fluffy ponies are incredibly stupid, which not only contributes to how death-prone they are, but also makes them nearly untrainable. They're very fluffy, which takes considerable grooming if you want to keep them from being nasty, they're hard to bathe without them managing to inhale water and drown, their poorly made digestive system makes them eat and shit more than normal pet animals. Their bones are thin and brittle and their genes for proteins like collagen are intentionally malformed so their connective tissue is weaker than natural animals. (to make them child-safe). They probably don't last very long before developing tumors, either. Taking good care of a fluffy pony basically involves as much attention as a poofy long-haired breed of dog that is very stupid and forgets not to shit in the house with alarming regularity. Plus the constant risk of it killing itself in any number of ways due to how fragile and stupid it is.

Anonymous #1452667 1 month ago

Well, they also want spaghetti all the time, and take far far longer than any other kind of animal to learn how to use the litterbox, if they manage at all with their devolved microbrain. Their inherent clumsiness will lead to them breaking your stuff if it doesn't kill them, so you really have to be attentive to them or make sure your property is secure just to avoid replacing your stuff constantly or having to clean after them.

Anonymous #1452703 1 month ago

Also they're loud, rarely shut up, are scared of the dark, and constantly want attention. You have to lock them up at night or they'll try to get on your bed with you, where they'd almost certainly be crushed to death if you rolled over.

Tabula_Rojo #1452728 1 month ago

Some of this varies per "headcannon" Honestly if Fluffy Pones were real and I was in a position where it were feasible to keep one I'd give it a shot

Tabula_Rojo #1452769 1 month ago

Furthermore alot of the behavioral stuff either varies from fluffy to fluffy or can be trained out of them

Anonymous #1452813 1 month ago

Nah, most has been now accepted as definite canon, like them liking spaghetti, and being artificially created by humans.

Anonymous #1452821 1 month ago

For the most part, yeah, but remember that fluffies being stupid is as close to canon as anything. Their most basic defining attributes are: 1. fluffy. 2. Stupid. 3. death-prone. after all. Personally, I'd just get a cat. They don't talk, and most don't care for hugs, but otherwise they're much better pets.

Tabula_Rojo #1452834 1 month ago

Already have a cat and a dog

Glord #1452935 1 month ago

There's a fluffy canon? Which one? I hate it when people are to sissy to abuse real animals and have to create a cute fictional animal to write about abusing. Sick fucks. /flamewarbait

Anonymous #1452962 1 month ago

So you would rather people go out and kill real animals instead of writing stories about it? Poor artists can't have their creative freedom.

Glord #1452978 1 month ago

Yes, because then they can be arrested, and taken off the streets. First it's fantasizing about slaughtering defenseless animals, then it's fantasizing about killing other people, and then it's murder. /flamewarbait

Anonymous #1452991 1 month ago

Do you have any proof for that? I think it's just people writing dark stories about fictional creatures. Ever hear of the 2007 film The Girl Next Door?

Saint_Braeburn #1452997 1 month ago

Fluffy pony canon is 100% stupid. It kills any creativity these stories can have by enforcing rules and guidelines.

Glord #1453079 1 month ago

But there isn't a canon, everyone who "writes" or does art of them has their own variations on the alleged "canon". The only consistency is they're fluffy, intelligent as a newborn, and easily killed. And I'm assuming unable to be taught to be smarter is now accepted as one of the consistent facts. I'd post my personal "fanon" for fluffy pony physical and mental traits, but I'd get yelled at by everyone for some bull shit reason. @991 All you animal abusing fantasizers should be hunted down and put down like you say fluffy ponies should, like a modern version of the crusades. /trollbait

Anonymous #1453156 1 month ago

At least you're doing a great job proving just how sane fluffy lovers are, great job.

Anonymous #1453203 1 month ago

The last luvfags of the world still pretending that there isn't a canon to fluffy ponies.

Ferrotter #1453265 1 month ago

In my headcanon, they're shaped exactly like a McDonald's keychain toy, only scaled up to about the size of a typical Scottie terrier. And then covered with fluff nearly equal in length to their legs. That said, awesome pic.

Anonymous #1453285 1 month ago

This is stupid. Like REALLY stupid.

Anonymous #1453288 1 month ago

Also, Glord: No - fluffy, dumb and accident-prone are the only three consistent things about fluffy ponies.

Anonymous #1453356 1 month ago

Glord, the roleplayer.

Saint_Braeburn #1453374 1 month ago

@Anon288 Well, that is true. That is the outline of Fluffy Pony stories (unless there comedies). How dumb and accident-prone they are is subject to choice, of course. I also love the Doesn't accept forced Fanon (masqueraded as Canon) = LuvFag Connection some of the these Anons have made. But then again it is Anon "logic", and therefore is devoid of any actual logic.

Anonymous #1453384 1 month ago

I love seeing how misshapen fluffy ponies are. Their entire existence is pure suffering. Even by not abusing them, fluffy pony abusers win.

Saint_Braeburn #1453401 1 month ago

^ How are they misshapen?

Anonymous #1456335 3 weeks ago

Artist's words on this: "I'm of the opinion that fluffy ponies are built kind of like this, a bit portly when healthy. In my headcannon, they're built to be child safe as well, so their genetic code for collagen is intentionally malformed to create a weaker connective protein. Makes their muscles, skin, ligaments, etc. weaker than any natural animal, so that it could never intentionally cause bodily harm to a small child. I'd say that pegasus fluffies instinctively love the idea of flying, and have an emotional attachment to their wings, but are no better at flying or gliding than the other sorts. The biggest meaningful difference is behavioral. They're the breed most likely to kill themselves by jumping off things on their own accord trying to fly, but all breeds may try to follow their example."