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| Anonymous #1448692 1 month ago |
In the interest of full disclosure, I wrote both this and #186801.
I have no explanation for either one. |
| NightJack #1448707 1 month ago |
That's a deep voice for a fluffy... |
| Anonymous #1448758 1 month ago |
Anon: always uploads the best stories. Cheers to the writer, both your stories are awesome! |
| Anonymous #1448810 1 month ago |
This one has an optimal, balanced amount of fluffy death and HHNNNNNNGG in it. Good shit. |
| lordanubis #1448838 1 month ago |
Get an account. Now. I love this story. |
| Cgeta #1448849 1 month ago |
Mary Sue <_<
:P |
| Anonymous #1448930 1 month ago |
Needlessly long without any substance whatsoever.
Shitty story is shitty. 1/10 |
| cthulhlu #1448948 1 month ago |
good story , Fucking hilarious twist! |
| Ginger_Fig #1449068 1 month ago |
You had me until the voice shit.
Then it went downhill. |
| Anonymous #1449120 1 month ago |
I loved it. Good work.
Peterbilt is best tru... I mean fluffy. |
| Anonymous #1449214 1 month ago |
actually a decent fluffy hugbox story for once, grats. |
| Appleloosa #1449232 1 month ago |
When an individual has no manly presence in their lives (e.g. a Male Householder), an Estrogen Development Disorder or over influence from female personalities (feminism in media, female siblings or mother), a consequence for the individual is to grow up away from its original form of development and line of manliness, developing a more sensitive personality with more delicate features. These are the kind of people that are against scientific test in animals, including new and innovative forms of medicament and treatments, claiming falsely that those animals are suffering, even though they're major part of scientific and technological evolution, therefore, these kind of people are interfering directly with development of mankind, just to protect laboratory animals.
Because of all those unnatural interferences in their developments, these people develop female features in the course of their lives, features like protection, care and kindness. The under develop the key and important male features like the ability to hunt, provide and to be tough. Without a strong and proper guidance from a Male Guardian, that situation is even more aggravated. The Form [of men] as defined by Plato, is a consequence of tens of thousands of years of human evolution, which both the body, behavior and the mind of a Man were defined by all those millenia of Natural Selection itself. The thought and behavior pattern of a man is changing in an accelerated rhythm in the modern society, by unnatural and imposed female influences. They can be scared and frightened even by the slightest of the intimidating creatures, as they have not developed the true ruthlessness which a regular man would develop in mildly violent environment. Being a man highly influenced by the female behavior and thought pattern, they can no longer act and function truly as man, as they seek to care and to be kind over a whole range of living creatures. Their thought process doesn't allow them to harm creatures, even if those creatures are endangering, their crops, goods, belongings and even people they seek to care. Their inability to be violent often result in their own demise and the death of those they ought to care for. These people seek harmless and innocent creatures to have as pets (e.g. harmless dogs, fluffy ponies), because their minds can't accept and process violence by any way, shape, or form. They project their own undeveloped manliness towards the pets they want to own (imaginary or not). It's because the characteristics that Fluffy-Ponies express are exactly like those of a innocent person. Concluding, Love-Fag is indeed the best term for Fluffy-Pony Lovers, you are also therefore deserving of our Disgust and Rejection. Love and cuddling towards lesser species is not natural for men, no matter how hard you try to justify and babble. No matter how much you try to make yourselves look smarter and peaceful through the acceptance and care of lesser creatures, you can't change the fact that you're a regression and unnatural throwback to the form, the natural evolution and the way that every man was supposed to be. You're all a bunch of delicate, weak people, incapable of truly providing on your own for a functioning family, that needed some real and stronger male guidance. |
| Anonymous #1449244 1 month ago |
Funny, oddball, a little tragedy and a lot of cute. 10/10. |
| deathproofpony #1449247 1 month ago |
Good till the voice thing. Maybe be better if the guy took care of the runt for a few weeks and then it finally said "daddy" as its first word like on The Simpsons. |
| The_Mungoman #1449295 1 month ago |
Eh. I can't say this wasn't funny, 'cause it really was, but you could've done better with that scenario. |
| Anonymous #1449302 1 month ago |
@Appleloosa #1449232: Where did you dig up this steaming pile of crap?
Males of every animal species have the instinct to protect their young, and by extension any animal they bond with. Similarly, females have the ability to be aggressive in protection of hearth and home. If you study the history of the old West, where gender roles were often blurred or reversed due to the necessities of survival, you'll see that this is 100% true... and you'll also see that the crap you spouted is nothing more than a whiny screed from the disaffected, longing for a past that didn't exist except perhaps in prehistoric times... and I hope you're not going to argue that living in caves was "better" or "purer" than living now. The funny part is that all of this is being used as a justification to write stories about abusing fictional animals, and to argue that there is no place in the canon of these fictional animals for stories of people having normal owner-pet relations with them. It's a SF concept; a talking, semi-sentient pet. There's room for more than abuse here. The fact is that a crappy hugbox story is always better than a crappy abuse story because in real life people tend not to kill their pets for fun or go out of their way to kill stray animals. Most peoples' reaction to finding a lost kitten would be to cuddle it, not curb-stomp it. So why do the abusers abuse? There's a disconnect with reality and often the reasons are not explored. Thus there's a disconnect between protagonist and reader. It may be boring to read cute pet stories, but it's even more boring to read about a drooling maniac killing something that has no ability to escape or defend itself. It's like if the Friday the 13th movies had Jason up against a bunch of teenagers bound to chairs. They can't even run, and they can't fight back. Lots of slashy slashy, though. BOOOOOOORRRRING! The "manly man" you pine for, without emotion or tenderness, still would not go out of his way to kill fluffies. That implies a weakness of character; he has to "prove" his manliness by killing something that is, as established, completely helpless. If a man wanted to be cold and uncaring, he would simply ignore the weak. If he wanted to be a manly man, he would challenge something worthy, like a wolf or a tiger. How is killing a fluffy a test of the big tough primal hunter? Note that I'm making fun of the idea of hunting as a test of manliness- in the prehistoric times you pine for, it was simply a matter of survival. You hunt to eat, and you eat whatever you catch. It's culture that has defined male and female roles, but again, when the chips are down, when survival is at stake, you discard those notions and do what you have to. Just FYI, I'm a large man. I'm 6'6" and weigh about 240 (a little overweight), but I'm strong as an ox and considered quite "manly". My day job? Working with elementary school and kindergarten kids. Why? Because I like it. They see me as the big strong giant, not a mommy-figure, but guess what? I'm nurturing, just the same. And I don't think my balls or my self-respect are suffering as a result. Again, I urge you to read up on the history of the old west, the early American colonies, the early days of Australia, anything. you might be surprised. |
| Anonymous #1449369 1 month ago |
Would have been better if the story ended right as it said it's first words, but whatev. |
| Anonymous #1449543 1 month ago |
It's a cute story, but it's very poorly written - most of it is sentence fragments, and there are asides and non sequiturs all over the place. It's like somebody's notes on a story they'd like to write one day. |
| Anonymous #1449653 1 month ago |
Guys are the human Warform. We take the hits so the women and especially the kids don't have to. All fluffy pony silliness aside, if you encounter something small and helpless and your first impulse is to obliterate it you're not much of a man. |
| Anonymous #1449663 1 month ago |
232: LOL! Asspainloosanus was so bothered by the Anti-abuse Spam that He had to write a tl;dr edit. Of course, it says a lot more about him and his Worldview than it does anything else. I Hate to break it to you but if your Daddy had to drill his beliefs into you, then He lacked confidence in the ideals that were no doubt also forced on Him. Do you understand? This is why Extreme Right-Wing Christian's indoctrinate their Children; if you have a Belief structure that is false, the only way to preserve it is to attempt to eliminate anything that causes you to question what you believe. That's why your Daddy used to Beat on you and call you names, not because He was right and a Big Strong Man. Deep down, you know it but He also instilled Fear in you, Fear that if you don't maintain this Facade, that you will face the disapproval and mockery of your peers. Sounds like you've also surrounded yourself with other reactive, emotionally stunted Men too; must be some epic Circle-Jerks where other misguided Men meet to stoke and fortify their bravado. A Real-Man has more than one facet, more than one mode of being. There are plenty of Soldiers who have Families, do you think that they don't Love their Children or express their Nurturing aspects towards them? Wake up and stop limiting yourself based on your Daddies limitations you Coward. |
| Tabula_Rojo #1449712 1 month ago |
Excellent, gotta love those old Toonami promos |
| Appleloosa #1450012 1 month ago |
@302
It's impossible for one period of time change completely the thought process and behavior of a gender over thousands of years of evolution. Women can provide now days as much as men can take care of their younglings, but just becuase society accepts different and new types of behaviors, it doesn't change the fact those behaviors aren't unnatural and an abomination. Your personal morals dictates that to cuddle little critters is always better than harm little critters (even if they're vermin that can damage stuff like crops, goods and belongings) is nothing but morals. Morals are not absolute and right just because they're morals. Cultures were born and raised within the culture of animal and even human sacrifice. To say that to harm any form of life is wrong, it's just the form of expressing the morals of the current culture of this current period of time. You don't singlehandedly hold the truth about which type of story is better, wheter is blunt hugbox or an abuse. Your mind is inclinned to find violence "boring" and to love little vermins "good" becuase of all those motives I talked about. Who is to say that fluffy ponies need to be absolutely realistic? Even if you try to justify abuse stories as bad because of inaccuracy of reality, just mind you that people in general don't really care wheter a stray dog or cat is starving to death, they won't waste their time and money with a dirty stray animal, just minorities like people of NGOs and other sorts of hippies will. |
| Appleloosa #1450058 1 month ago |
@663
It's not an edit, it's a whole new text, except the final parts. People will often criticize me because of this whole "smart is the new cool" thing of this decade. But I'm sure that "pathetic basement dwelling furry" is not cool nor accepted yet. My parents never enforced such opinions towards me, I mean, they tried, but I always stood for what I believed, let alone to accept some fallacious religious beliefs. I was never really beaten, abused of anything like that, FYI. This whole "fluffies talk like children, therefore they're children" argument is an absolute fallacy amd it's old. This is not a real argument, it looks like an argument, but it isn't, move on from it. I never talked about taking care of children nor I said that a man should not have children. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1450226 1 month ago |
[h1]EPIC[h1] |
| Anonymous #1450488 1 month ago |
012: More of that living in a Fantasy World huh? "Hurr! I'm a Big, Tough Manly Man! Hurr! I kick Morality to the curb because no one tells Me what to do! Hurr!" Morality is a construct created by Authority figures to frighten individuals away from actions that authority figures find undesirable. I can agree that Morality should be questioned and challenged, however, their are actions that are undeniably harmful. Even with Animal Sacrifice, the goal and intent isn't to make the Animal Suffer but to worship a Deity. All you are doing is changing the definition of concepts and ignoring common sense in order to uphold your argument that it should be Okay to want to Torture something. It's not, it never will be Okay, you will still be just as Fucked in the Head Yesterday as you were today for believing that and defending it.
058: Do you know how many times I've seen those exact kinds of arguments? Get some original thoughts instead of Crap based on Extreme Right-wing Misogynist Conservative Drivel. Fucking biggest whiny Crybabies ever: "Oh! Women and Feminism are ruining Men! That's why I am hampered in my right to be a Fucking Jagoff the way Nature Intended! BAWWWWW!" It goes past more than just talking like Children and it seems as though that strikes a blow with you doesn't it? Why all the justifications Asspain? Don't want to be seen as a potential Child-Abuser? Do you Hate Children too? What do you feel when you hear a Child Cry or Complain? You've already given a lot of indications and statements that paint a disturbing picture of your responses to such things. Along with the rest of your "Herd", there is a practical reason why there are laws against Animals Cruelty you know. Of course, Factory Farming and rates of Child-Abuse being what they are: It seems as though some things were missed on that count. You're still a deficient Person anyway We look at it. |
| The_Mungoman #1450504 1 month ago |
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| doomboy536 #1451059 1 month ago |
Yay! Fluffy pony love is awesome. |
| Anonymous #1453047 1 month ago |
Not sure if 5/10 or 8/10 |