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i-shooped-a-pwny
#1443243
1 month ago
...masturbate.
Anonymous
#1443245
1 month ago
well I would do is go out there and do what ever.... something like that.

...stay in your seat stay in you seat do not get up do not get put of your seat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dumb_Rock
#1443246
1 month ago
Move the sun erratically to scare the shit out of everyone.
Dragoon
#1443259
1 month ago
Freak out for a bit
optimistic_cynic
#1443266
1 month ago
Sleep in, don't raise the sun, blame it on my sister, and send her to the moon.
liquidXTC
#1443268
1 month ago
>wait until 12/21/12
>make sun move away so it can't be seen anymore
>people think they're doomed
>everybody does what s/he wants
>people have a good time
>goverments collapse
>set sun back to normal
>enjoy new liberties
NightJack
#1443272
1 month ago
Go about ranting like crazy about how bad an idea the experiment that I did that turned me into Celestia was and hope I don't get killed by the real one.
Anonymous
#1443280
1 month ago
Make incest at Luna. Until I have to go back to my old body.
FeralSocks018
#1443282
1 month ago
Molest someone.
FanOfMostEverything
#1443283
1 month ago
Fondly regard existence.

No, seriously. I may or may not be a god now. I'm gonna see what I can see.
Jack-o-Lantern
#1443296
1 month ago

MOLEST EVERYPONY!

ProfessorOfHoers
#1443328
1 month ago
Take as many sexy pictures and videos as possible before turning back. I will have fap material forever more.
Anonymous
#1443334
1 month ago
Bang my head on something. Celestia is huge.
KirbyfanNeox
#1443340
1 month ago
Make all the ponies real including another Celestia, then change back.
That, or change into Braeburn.
If I'm going to be turned into a pony, I'd prefer to stay male, thank you very much.
Anonymous
#1443353
1 month ago
Test whatever I can do with my alicorn powers, so I can later merge our dimension with the pony dimension...or, you know, take over the world.
Anonymous
#1443356
1 month ago
Probably try and make myself invisible...I wouldn't want to be molested by raging bronies.
Dysons_Fear
#1443360
1 month ago
Anonymous
#1443368
1 month ago
Kill myself, I would be too fabulous for this world.
Anonymous
#1443370
1 month ago
Put sun back down.
LightningImpulse
#1443389
1 month ago
Start cursing a blue streak because the sun should have been raised over 2 hours ago?
Anonymous
#1443420
1 month ago
I'd raise the sun, showing myself to prove there is a Goddess, then I'd proclame myself Queen of my country. With my god powers I'd fix everything bad here and there, and when peace and happiness is archieved, I'd conquer the world and give the bronies special privileges such as human-to-pony transforming powers, but with me as the only alicorn alive in Earth.
HeroInferno
#1443465
1 month ago
Quickly figure out how to cram myself into my wardrobe so my family won't be asking awkward questions.
prince10bee
#1443471
1 month ago
I shooped a pony^^^ beat me to it, I would absolutely masturbate.
Ginger_Fig
#1443558
1 month ago
0700> Yawn.
0702> Snooze button.
0930> Finally raise the sun.
0945> Dumbass subjects hold festival to celebrate defeat of darkness.
1000> Late breakfast.
1030> Cabinet meeting.
1230> Lunch with Zebra Ambassador.
1315> Head down to dungeons.
1325> Watch guards torture political dissidents.
1600> More boring government stuff.
1700> State dinner.
1815> Another fucking letter from Twilight Sparkle.
1816> tl:dr
1900> Where the hell is Luna?
1907> Yell at Luna for being late. Double standard, LOL.
1935> Check out wedding announcements in the paper.
2000> Enjoy Prima Nocta rights.
2100> It's good to be the Princess.
2300> Sleep.
MythTrainerInfinity
#1443631
1 month ago
Listen to the brodyquest theme.
marioandsonic
#1443733
1 month ago
Could I summon money?
AppleDash
#1443780
1 month ago
I would summon Pinkie Pie and Derpy and make a youtube video of us doing stupid shit. Then I would become a youtube partner and make 500,000 dollars and use that money to magic into equestria.
Mariokidd
#1443823
1 month ago
I would freak out, teleport the hell outta my house and walk among the shadows. Wouldn't want anyone getting suspicious
Everypony
#1443977
1 month ago

CLOP

Everypony
#1443979
1 month ago
CottonTales
#1444003
1 month ago
freak out I don't know how to control magic, I don't even know how to walk like a pony and am certain I'd fall more than once trying
Plus having six limbs has to feel weird at first

After that call my job and tell my boss I turned into a winged unicorn so I need the day off to get used to it
Latios381
#1444104
1 month ago
go back to sleep.
Anonymous
#1444400
1 month ago
Molest myself.
NumberThree
#1444854
1 month ago
>Announce: The last remaining country on Earth gets
sunshine.

>The last remaining country must make me leader or
they dont get sunshine.

>My laws, my society, my world.