| CodenameOne #1441750 1 month ago |
I like. Interesting concepts. |
| Dramatic_spoon #1441767 1 month ago |
....How much powder would you get from a horn anyway? |
| Yorec #1441770 1 month ago |
Well that's a fucked up story, decent but fucked up. Especially the neutering parts. |
| Anonymous #1441778 1 month ago |
Fluffy gelding haha |
| Ginger_Fig #1441781 1 month ago |
@Dramatic_spoon; I estimate around 4 ounces per horn...give or take a little. At a blackmarket price of $200 an ounce that's pretty good money.
The imported powder (which is legal) goes for a lot less, so setting up a fluffy horn harvesting operation and shipping the product to China won't make you instantly rich. You have to take a risk like Anon...owning illegal live fluffy unicorns and providing fresh product to the customers. |
| Anonymous #1441784 1 month ago |
Yet another reason why humans should be exterminated. |
| Penis_Wiggle #1441785 1 month ago |
Well it finally makes fluffy ponies useful in some way. |
| Ginger_Fig #1441786 1 month ago |
"Yorec" said:Hey, Anon is a nice guy. He always gives the fluffy foals a treat after painfully mutilating their genitals. |
| Penis_Wiggle #1441787 1 month ago |
Yeah he always gives them treats worth more than the fluffies.
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| Yorec #1441789 1 month ago |
@Ginger
True, true. Still fucked up though, but on the black market anything goes. |
| Penis_Wiggle #1441798 1 month ago |
I MADE AN ORIGAMI BIRD OUT OF A SHEET OF TOILET PAPER BITCHES! |
| Anonymous #1441843 1 month ago |
See this is what we need more of well written stories who cares if they be about luv or abuse. |
| Anonymous #1441905 1 month ago |
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| Penis_Wiggle #1441918 1 month ago |
@905
IF YOU LET ME SUCK YOU OFF I'LL FIST YOUR ASS WITH MY DICK! |
| Tabula_Rojo #1442349 1 month ago |
does out protagonist take care to selectively breed fluffy Unicorns with larger horns?
I can imagine some one doing that and ending up with Fluffies with grotesquely large misshapen horns, so large they can't even lift their heads |
| FeralSocks018 #1442507 1 month ago |
It seems that that entire process would be ridiculously simplified by just killing the fluffies once they're grown. |
| Ginger_Fig #1442656 1 month ago |
^@FeralSocks; The buyers want fresh horn though. They're never gonna believe it's fresh if all you have is a bunch of horns hanging up in the shop. How do they know those aren't imported? |
| Ginger_Fig #1442695 1 month ago |
@Tabula_Rojo; I don't know how the buyers would respond to that. Huge misshapen horns would probably be seen as inferior by Chinese medicine.
There's story potential there though... |
| Tabula_Rojo #1442696 1 month ago |
nah it's gotta be fresh Feral, fresh as fresh can be |
| Anonymous #1442887 1 month ago |
mediocre story, bro
reads more like a headcanon dump than a story lacks the DRAMA and ACTION that normally accompanies a hong kong kung fu setting boring and completely devoid of a point |
| PhilSrobeighn #1443365 1 month ago |
I liked it
Seedy underworld of Hong Kong and all. |
| Anonymous #1443924 1 month ago |
Nice. I'd like to see more stories about gelding fluffy colts. |
| Splinter17 #1444549 1 month ago |
Fluffies being used in place of tigers, rhinos, and bears?
Bravo! Those brave fluffies are saving those noble endangered species. |
| Operationgenesis #1449119 1 month ago |
Well, that was sphincter-tightening. |
| Anonymous #1460444 3 weeks ago |
You know, the free market will fix it. |