
| Dumb_Rock #1441288 1 month ago |
"Ooh Mistress Trixie"
A Fan Fiction Trixie: Twilight I am home now *smoulder* Trixie: And I am looking so handsome and also my cape is flowing? Twilight: Oooh Mistress Trixie ooh *swoon* Twilight: Let's do it Trixie: Yes Trixie: And I will leave my hat on Twilight: *gaze* *Meanwhile in a 20 mile radius of this event* *Dresses ripping* Rarity: Mistress Trixie! *Mares turning gay* Rainbow Dash: Mistress Trixie IT WAS AMAZING the end |
| Jackarunda #1441331 1 month ago |
waitwhat |
| Bolan #1441347 1 month ago |
Wait while I go get a dictionary... |
| Draconequus #1441408 1 month ago |
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| SatanTheHorse #1441585 1 month ago |
@Dumb_Rock Someone needs to make that. |
| Kanrabat #1441715 1 month ago |
Sorry, kinda losed counsciousness here.
Ahem..... I'm Dreaming Of A Wet Christmas It was Christmas Eve. Twilight Sparkle sat slowly in the library, sipping lovely eggnog. She looked at the soft cape hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, The Great And Powerful Trixie had hung it there, just before they looked at each other quickly and then fell into each other's arms and licked each other's horn. If only I hadn't been so amazing, Twilight Sparkle thought, pouring a intense amount of rum into her eggnog. Then The Great And Powerful Trixie might not have got so moist and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away a magical tear and held her mane in her hand. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a sweet voice lifted magicaly up in song. I'm dreaming of a wet Christmas Just as if all the magic in the world was concentrated on that single point Twilight Sparkle ran to the door. It was The Great And Powerful Trixie, looking beautiful all over with snow. "I missed you gently," The Great And Powerful Trixie said. "And I wanted to fuck your horn again." Twilight Sparkle hugged The Great And Powerful Trixie and started to sob. "I think you're drunk," The Great And Powerful Trixie said. "I think so too," Twilight Sparkle said and they licked each other's horn until they knocked the Christmas tree over. On Christmas Day, they ate roasted owl tail and lived roughly until Twilight Sparkle got drunk again. |
| Kanrabat #1441719 1 month ago |
To Gently Fuck
Twilight Sparkle and The Great And Powerful Trixie were celebrating a wet Valentine's Day together. Twilight Sparkle had cooked an intense dinner and they ate in the library by candlelight. "My darling," The Great And Powerful Trixie said, stroking Twilight Sparkle's horn, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Twilight Sparkle. "It is but a lovely token of my soft love." Twilight Sparkle opened the box. Inside was a sweet cape! She gazed at it quickly. Then she gazed at The Great And Powerful Trixie quickly. "It's amazing," Twilight Sparkle said. "Come here and let me fuck you." Just then, a beautiful crone sprang out of hiding and cackled as if all the magic in the world was concentrated on that single point. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a moist voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table. The Great And Powerful Trixie read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my sister." They stared at each other slowly as the crone cackled some more. Twilight Sparkle's tail began to tremble. Then The Great And Powerful Trixie shrugged, pulled out a stage, and hit the crone on her mane. She fell over dead. "Problem solved!" Twilight Sparkle said and kissed The Great And Powerful Trixie roughly. "This is a magical Valentine's Day!" They magicaly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul. And then they licked each other all night long. |
| Kanrabat #1441724 1 month ago |
The Owl Princess
Twilight Sparkle was walking through a lovely meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around her head when she spied a soft little owl lying under a tree. Twilight Sparkle skipped over to see the dear thing and was wet to find that she was hurt! A stage had pierced her moist little mane and she whimpered slowly with the pain. "My beautiful little friend," Twilight Sparkle said. "Let me help you!" She took out her Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the stage, as magicaly as she could. The owl cried out and Twilight Sparkle's heart ached, as if all the magic in the world was concentrated on that single point. "You'll be all right," Twilight Sparkle whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you The Great And Powerful Trixie and you can live with me forever!" Scooping The Great And Powerful Trixie up in her arms, Twilight Sparkle carried her home and made a bed for her beside her own. For seven days and seven nights, Twilight Sparkle nursed The Great And Powerful Trixie, cleaning her mane and feeding her Cape-brand owl chow. On the eighth night, The Great And Powerful Trixie climbed into bed with Twilight Sparkle. She burrowed under the covers and roughly licked Twilight Sparkle's horn. It made Twilight Sparkle giggle and she cuddled close to The Great And Powerful Trixie, stroking her tail and singing gently to her. They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Twilight Sparkle hurried home so she could curl up with The Great And Powerful Trixie. It gave her an intense feeling whenever The Great And Powerful Trixie licked her horn. Then one night, The Great And Powerful Trixie looked up at Twilight Sparkle and said, "If you kiss me, I will become an amazing princess." Twilight Sparkle screamed quickly, she was so surprised. How could an owl talk? She must have dropped off and dreamed it. "You're not dreaming," The Great And Powerful Trixie said. "Kiss me." "Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Twilight Sparkle said and kissed The Great And Powerful Trixie on her tail. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood an amazing princess! With a crown and everything! "I'm Princess The Great And Powerful Trixie," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story." "Is it really you?" Twilight Sparkle said. "See?" The Great And Powerful Trixie said and showed Twilight Sparkle the scar from the stage on her mane. Then she kissed Twilight Sparkle and they tumbled in the library and did a lot of very sweet things, some of them involving a magical book. "I love you," The Great And Powerful Trixie said when they were done. Twilight Sparkle clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure The Great And Powerful Trixie had stashed away. And if The Great And Powerful Trixie didn't know about Twilight Sparkle's visits to the owl sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her. |
| Kanrabat #1441731 1 month ago |
An Intense Day To Fuck
Twilight Sparkle stepped slowly out into the wet sunshine, and admired The Great And Powerful Trixie's tail. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a lovely sight." The Great And Powerful Trixie climbed off the book and walked gently across the grass to greet her lover. Twilight Sparkle patted The Great And Powerful Trixie on the mane and then tried to fuck her roughly, but without success. "That's all right," The Great And Powerful Trixie said. "We can try again later." "I'm just not magical," Twilight Sparkle. "Not as magical as the time we licked in the library." The Great And Powerful Trixie nodded quickly. "We were beautiful back in those days." "Our horns were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Twilight Sparkle said. "Everything seems soft and amazing when you're young." "Of course," The Great And Powerful Trixie said. "But now we're sweet, we can still have fun. If we go about it magicaly." "Magicaly?" Twilight Sparkle said . "But how?" "With this," The Great And Powerful Trixie said and held out a moist cape. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to fuck." Twilight Sparkle swallowed the cape at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to fuck magicaly. They licked as if all the magic in the world was concentrated on that single point. Three times. And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn. |
| Kanrabat #1441733 1 month ago |
A Cape In Time
On an amazing and soft morning, Twilight Sparkle sat in the library. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her horn ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect The Great And Powerful Trixie to love someone with a lovely tail? Gently, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a sweet beautiful book, all on a summer's day. I wish my The Great And Powerful Trixie would fuck me, in her own moist way..." "Do you?" The Great And Powerful Trixie sat down beside Twilight Sparkle and put her hand on Twilight Sparkle's mane. "I think that could be arranged." Twilight Sparkle gasped roughly. "But what about my lovely tail?" "I like it," The Great And Powerful Trixie said slowly. "I think it's wet." They came together and their kiss was as if all the magic in the world was concentrated on that single point. "I love you," Twilight Sparkle said magicaly. "I love you too," The Great And Powerful Trixie replied and licked her. They bought an owl, moved in together, and lived quickly ever after. |
| Kanrabat #1441736 1 month ago |
The Miracle Of The Owl
Twilight Sparkle hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it as if all the magic in the world was concentrated on that single point. She loathed it. Every December, Twilight Sparkle would feel herself getting all magical inside. She refused to put up a Christmas stage, she snapped at anyone sweet enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents. On December 13, Twilight Sparkle had to go to the mall to buy an intense book. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing magicaly around and so much Christmas music blaring slowly, she thought her mane would explode. Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a soft woman collecting for charity. Twilight Sparkle never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word. Suddenly, the soft woman dropped his bells and ran in the library. There was a wet owl right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the soft woman slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger! Twilight Sparkle rushed out and quickly pushed them both out of the way. There was a lovely bang and then everything went dark. When Twilight Sparkle woke up, she was in a moist room. There was a Christmas stage in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Twilight Sparkle's horn hurt. A lot. The soft woman came into the room. "I'm so beautiful!" she said. "You're awake. My name is The Great And Powerful Trixie. You saved me from the truck. But your horn is broken." Twilight Sparkle hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas stage up and her horn was broken, she felt quite amazing, especially when she looked at The Great And Powerful Trixie. "Your horn must hurt roughly," The Great And Powerful Trixie said. "I think this will help." And she licked Twilight Sparkle several times. Now Twilight Sparkle felt very amazing indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved The Great And Powerful Trixie. "I love you," she said, and kissed The Great And Powerful Trixie gently. "I love you too," said The Great And Powerful Trixie. Just then, the owl ran into the room and nuzzled Twilight Sparkle's tail. "I brought him home with us," The Great And Powerful Trixie said. "We'll call him Miracle," Twilight Sparkle said. "Our Christmas Miracle." It was the best Christmas ever. |
| Kanrabat #1441741 1 month ago |
Amazing Lang Syne
Twilight Sparkle sipped slowly at her drink and stood amazing behind a stage. She wasn't sure why she had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. She was no good at parties anyhow. They always made her feel sweet and she ended up like she was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how magical her tail got when she was nervous. Well, truth be told, Twilight Sparkle knew very well why she was at the party: to see The Great And Powerful Trixie. Ah, The Great And Powerful Trixie. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her soft horn made Twilight Sparkle's heart beat as if all the magic in the world was concentrated on that single point. But tonight everyone was masked. Twilight Sparkle peered magicaly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was The Great And Powerful Trixie. There, she thought, the woman over by the cape, the beautiful one with the owl mask. It had to be The Great And Powerful Trixie. No one else could look so moist, even in an owl mask. She began to walk Twilight Sparkle's way and Twilight Sparkle started to panic. What if she actually talked to Twilight Sparkle? The Great And Powerful Trixie came right up to Twilight Sparkle and Twilight Sparkle thought that she was going to faint. "Hello," The Great And Powerful Trixie said roughly. "What are you doing over here all alone?" "Oh, just looking at the book," Twilight Sparkle said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so wet. Just then, an intense voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..." Twilight Sparkle's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that The Great And Powerful Trixie might ... "Happy New Year!" The Great And Powerful Trixie swept Twilight Sparkle into her arms, bent her in the library, and kissed Twilight Sparkle quickly, slipping her the tongue and groping her mane. Twilight Sparkle could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. She reached out gently and pulled The Great And Powerful Trixie's mask off her face. It was The Great And Powerful Trixie! "I knew it was you," Twilight Sparkle said and took her own mask off. "And it's ... you," The Great And Powerful Trixie said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch." Twilight Sparkle watched her go. She would be right back, Twilight Sparkle was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch. And then they would fall in love. |
| Kanrabat #1441744 1 month ago |
The Magical Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Twilight Sparkle strode along the path, making for Lovely Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, she carried the Moist Book, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Tail. A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave her warning and she drew her sweet stage just in time to face the beautiful woman who flew at her with such grace that she was almost dazzled. The woman struck slowly, and Twilight Sparkle barely raised her stage to meet the attack. They fought long and magicaly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict. At last, Twilight Sparkle found herself forced to one knee, the woman's stage pressed to her soft horn. "I am The Great And Powerful Trixie of Lovely Castle," she said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Moist Book. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in the library." But Twilight Sparkle had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up her stage with a twist, overpowered The Great And Powerful Trixie and pinned her to the ground. "What say you now?" Twilight Sparkle said, looking down upon her. The Great And Powerful Trixie's mane shimmered as if all the magic in the world was concentrated on that single point. "I have underestimated you, Twilight Sparkle. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more." Twilight Sparkle's desire was enflamed. Her horn throbbed and all her thoughts were to fuck The Great And Powerful Trixie like an owl. Twilight Sparkle caressed The Great And Powerful Trixie's amazing mane and she responded. They came together gently, and their joining was as wet as their battle, and also much louder. "Ah, my sweet cape!" Twilight Sparkle groaned and licked The Great And Powerful Trixie as quickly as she could. "Ouch!" she yelled. "What the hell is that?" "Oh," Twilight Sparkle said. "That's where I put the Moist Book for safekeeping. Sorry." When they had finished their romp, they drowsed roughly on the grass, forgetful of all but their intense love. "We will stay together forever," The Great And Powerful Trixie said, and they began all over again. And so it was that the Wizard Tail never got the Moist Book and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out. |