
| Yorec #1439764 1 month ago |
nice. but who would be Kronk? |
| Anonymous #1439773 1 month ago |
Iron Will |
| Yorec #1439784 1 month ago |
Yeah that could work. |
| PonyRIG #1439785 1 month ago |
this movie kingdom hearts, when? |
| Gundlach #1439787 1 month ago |
@anon773
Could you imagine him speaking squirrel? HAHAHA! >~< |
| PonyRIG #1439793 1 month ago |
i can imagine Iron Will being a cooking master.
... HOLY CELESTIA! SOMEONE MAKE IT HAPPEN! |
| Bristle_Brew #1439800 1 month ago |
Anybody else want to sing that happy birthday song?
Happy Happy Birthday! From all of us to you! We wish it was our Birthday, so we could party too! (HEY!) Happy Happy Birthday! May all your dreams come true! We wish it was our birthday, so we could party too! |
| PonyRIG #1439803 1 month ago |
^in my head the latin america version is playing but still...
AHHHHHHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP! KILL ME ALREADY! |
| Gundlach #1439841 1 month ago |
@PonyRIG
OKAY! *shoots PonyRIG* |
| PonyRIG #1439848 1 month ago |
*falls dead, only to respawn one second later*
internet lives, they are infinite |
| Gundlach #1439858 1 month ago |
@PonyRIG
The song still in your head? *spinning pistol western style* |
| PonyRIG #1439876 1 month ago |
nope, now there is krong's food on my head, i am hungry... |
| Bristle_Brew #1439882 1 month ago |
Don't worry, PonyRIG! I've seen Saw III. I know how brain surgery goes. Now all I need is a power drill and a bald spot to go in from. *grins madly* |
| Gundlach #1439894 1 month ago |
@Bristle_Brew
Don't forget the shotgun collar! |
| Bristle_Brew #1439895 1 month ago |
Wait...is that for me, or do I have to kidnap a certified doctor for this? |
| Gundlach #1439911 1 month ago |
@Bristle_Brew
Well....since you sound like you know what you're doing... *straps collar around Bristle_Brew's neck* |
| Bristle_Brew #1439931 1 month ago |
OH SHIT!!! Okay...okay, I can do this...let's just start right at the top of the skull. *shaves PonyRIG's head and slowly drills past the skin and through his skull*
Okay...okay I've made the first hole...now let me just clean the wound... |
| Gundlach #1439950 1 month ago |
*watches PonyRIG's heartbeat monitor* |
| Bristle_Brew #1439962 1 month ago |
How's the poor guy doing, Gundlach? I've never done a mind-bleach procedure this extreme before. *begins drilling the second hole in PonyRIG's skull* |
| Gundlach #1440001 1 month ago |
*monitor flat-lines*
Hold on. *hits the monitor; monitor shows regular heart rhythm* He's doing fine. |
| Solitude #1440008 1 month ago |
Pull the lever, Discord. |
| Bristle_Brew #1440012 1 month ago |
*finishes drilling the third hole* Good. Prepare the silly putty for when we finish up. We're going to need to plug up these holes with some......thing.....oh dear. *looks into the second hole* |
| Gundlach #1440094 1 month ago |
*hands Bristle_Brew a bucket of silly putty*
Putty emergency! :) |
| Bristle_Brew #1440102 1 month ago |
Ah, thank you Gundlach; but we've run into a bit of a problem. This memory...it's all still on the surface of the brain, but it'll be pretty hard to remove with an average scalpel. We need something much sharper, but still able to fit in through such a small gap, since we can't risk making a larger opening. Any ideas? |
| Gundlach #1440148 1 month ago |
OOO! I got an idea! But...uh......promise me you're not gonna freak out. |
| Bristle_Brew #1440155 1 month ago |
I'm listening... |
| Gundlach #1440254 1 month ago |
Okay.......just don't freak out.
*a third eye opens in the middle of my forehead; black shadowy tentacles seem to sprout from my back* I could use these things. Sharp enough to cut though a metal door, gentle enough to cradle an infant, and dexterous enough to pluck a pedal off a microscopic lily. Errr.........you feeling okay? |
| Bristle_Brew #1440271 1 month ago |
FUCKING CELESTIA! WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT THING!? I DEFINITELY DID NOT KNOW WHERE THIS WAS GOING, AND I'VE READ A FUCKLOAD OF HENTAI! FUCKING TIT BITCH THAT IS CREEPY!
*hyperventilates for a short minute before calming down* Okay...okay, I can tell you're just trying to help...just...just do what you have to do, I need to stand back and take a breather for now. You okay taking over from here? |
| Gundlach #1440479 1 month ago |
*cracks neck*
I got this! *moves a tentacle close to PonyRIG's head; the tentacle splits off into several microtentacles and moves into PonyRIG's brain case* Errrr......which memory are we looking for again? *sweat drop* |
| Bristle_Brew #1440524 1 month ago |
The one with Krong's food. From Emperor's New Groove, if that helps. *still shuddering in the corner* |
| PonyRIG #1440532 1 month ago |
errrr....guys, what's going on? i feel funny... |
| Bristle_Brew #1440547 1 month ago |
Shit, I KNEW we should've used a stronger sedative. *starts to hyperventilate again* Damn it damn it damn it! Too many things going wrong! Can't make it stop! Shit, have to make the room stop spinning! This damn collar is too tight! Keep going, Gundlach, for the love of Celestia just please take care of this and make the room stop spinning so ou can take this damn collar off! |
| PonyRIG #1440563 1 month ago |
RIG's Brain: the **** are you trying to do to me? SCREW THIS I OUTTA HERE! *run away* |
| Bristle_Brew #1440577 1 month ago |
Um...Mr.Gundlach...does this mean we did a good job? Can you take off the collar now...pretty please? |
| Gundlach #1440602 1 month ago |
*holds PonyRIG down with more tentacles*
I think I got it! *pulls out a small glowing orb* Whoops! That's not it! *puts it back* *pulls out another glowing orb* Ah! Here it is! *pulls the rest of the micro-tentacles our of PonyRIG's head; shadowy mist covers the holes to regenerate tissue* Bristle_Brew hold still for a second! *shoots a micro-tentacle into one of Bristle's acupuncture points; Bristle falls to the floor relaxed* |
| Bristle_Brew #1440610 1 month ago |
Aaaaaah, that's much better, Mr.Gundlach.
Say...did anypony ever tell you your tentacle-thingies look kinda cute? Cause' they kinda doooooo. *girlish laughter* |
| PonyRIG #1440611 1 month ago |
ewwww...tentacles, why it always had freaking Tentacles? hey guys, can you get my brain back? i need it to make EV training in pokemon. |
| Bristle_Brew #1440618 1 month ago |
Ooh, I can...I can...just lemme turn my hooves not jelly so I can grab things and stuff. *falls back on the floor instead* Ooooh, never mind. Heeeeere brainy brainy brainyyyyy~ |
| Gundlach #1440640 1 month ago |
*picks up PonyRIG's brain (which is sitting right in front of Bristle)*
Okay RIG, just hold still for a few more seconds while I reattach the nerves. Just let me know if you feel a numbing sensation in your limbs. *reattaches PonyRIG's brain* |
| Gundlach #1440645 1 month ago |
(Wait.....did Bristle say my tentacles looked cute? I wonder...)
*dangles a tentacle playfully in front of Bristle's face* |
| Bristle_Brew #1440662 1 month ago |
*Sticks tongue out and licks Gundlach's tentacle playfully* Mmm, tastes nice and sweet...
*Opens mouth fully wide and waits for Gundlach to make the next move* |
| Gundlach #1440668 1 month ago |
(I know I'm in the middle of brain surgery, but...)
Um....hey Bristle. Can I ask you a personal question? *face turning red* *finishes RIG's operation* |
| PonyRIG #1440673 1 month ago |
O_o oh Celestia *breaks free from the tentacles* give me back that *takes back head piece* thanks for everything but you guys are going into H mode now so...
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| Bristle_Brew #1440674 1 month ago |
You can ask me anything you want, Gunnie. Anything at all. |
| Gundlach #1440685 1 month ago |
WAIT, RIG! YOU SHOULDN'T.....fuck, too far away.....GO SEE A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY!!! AND DON'T OVEREXERT YOURSELF!!!
Anyway.......I've been too busy to notice........are you a mare? *braces for a hoof to the face* |
| Bristle_Brew #1440698 1 month ago |
...You must not know the gravity of that question. The answer I am about to give you will change this entire thread completely. There will be no going back, no amount of mind-bleach or tentacle-memory-wipes can undo what will be said.
Are You prepared, Gundlach? |
| Gundlach #1440724 1 month ago |
*stares nervously at Bristle* Y-y-ya. *nervous sweet* |
| Gundlach #1440726 1 month ago |
*sweat
(I can't type with these hooves) |
| Bristle_Brew #1440733 1 month ago |
W-well, I mean I thought you knew...when you were putting on my collar and you had a clear view of...my...well, male parts. *expects rejection and shys away* |
| Gundlach #1440763 1 month ago |
Well what do you expect? I don't go running around looking at Pony's genitals. I'm not into other dudes, buuuut I know a way around this that isn't too.....uh...compromising. You interested?
*cuts off Bristle's collar* |
| Bristle_Brew #1440768 1 month ago |
Oh, umm...actually I was going to offer to...well, change my body into that of a female...y'know, by making a potion or something (why else would i be called Bristle BREW?). But your way it fine, too. What did you have in mind? |
| Gundlach #1440780 1 month ago |
You can shape shift? I'm getting detracted. You know that acupuncture thing I did to you earlier? It's similar to that, but there's much more to it. *hint hint* We could do both, maybe? |
| Bristle_Brew #1440792 1 month ago |
Oh, I can't shapeshift I'm just really good with potions, hence the name Bristle Brew. And...well, maybe I have a stray Gender Inversion vial somewhere around here.
*I totally find it and drink it immediately to save time* Ahh, there we go...so about these acupunctures? |
| Gundlach #1440809 1 month ago |
Wooh. O///O That potion works quick! (Do you have any more?)
*cough* Um, anyway. I just need you to close your eyes and relax. Tell me when you're ready. |
| Bristle_Brew #1440818 1 month ago |
Unfortunately that was the last one I had in stock, but I can easily make some more...
Oh, right. Just let me get comfortable...okay, I'm ready. |
| Gundlach #1440826 1 month ago |
Okay. Just relax and please try not to scream. :3
*shoots micro-tentacles into Bristle's back; causing a euphoric sensation through-out his/her body* |
| Bristle_Brew #1440827 1 month ago |
*Holds back screams and tears from the pain*
Ah! Wha...what in the hay just happened? Why does it feel so....ooooh, sweet Celestia, this feels goooood. |
| Gundlach #1440839 1 month ago |
I call it my Secret Shadow Sexy Acupuncture Technique or Triple-SAT for short. It sends the body into total ecstasy. This is actually the first time I've used it on anypony other than myself. Any special requests? *gently rubs other tentacles over Bristle* |
| Bristle_Brew #1440862 1 month ago |
*Begins writhing on the floor from pleasure overdose* P-please, Gundlach, I neeeed to be punished for backing out during that surgery. *Raises flanks* |
| Bluebell #1440881 1 month ago |
holy shit what am i experiencing here |
| Gundlach #1440910 1 month ago |
*evil grin* Alright then. *coils tentacles around Bristle's hind legs, using the tips to tease her nipples; uses a third to tease the vaginal opening* Like this? *positions myself behind Bristle; a full erection from seeing a feminine form in such a state* |
| Bristle_Brew #1440927 1 month ago |
Please, Master Gundlach! I feel so empty and awful! Please just rut me and never stop punishing me! *Presses back into his throbbing erection gently* |
| Anonymous #1440930 1 month ago |
I almost want to upload a duplicate of this picture just to have one without these comments attached to it. |
| Dumb_Rock #1440953 1 month ago |
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| CottonTales #1440966 1 month ago |
I love this thread...but safe pic you know keep the comments safe or change the rating |
| Bristle_Brew #1440968 1 month ago |
^ Should I add a tag or something that says "Warning: Crazy thread ahead"? |
| BattleGT #1440973 1 month ago |
Are you kidding with these comments on this picture? |
| BattleGT #1440977 1 month ago |
Are you kidding me* |
| CottonTales #1440981 1 month ago |
@Bristle_Brew
I think we use an explicit_comments_in_thread tag to give people fair warning |
| CottonTales #1440982 1 month ago |
@Bristle_Brew
I think we use an explicit_comments_in_thread tag to give people fair warning |
| CottonTales #1440989 1 month ago |
stupid double posts |
| Bluebell #1440997 1 month ago |
if you do anonymous please just send this one into the report queue with the words "weird erotica, duplicate already posted" |
| CottonTales #1441016 1 month ago |
I tagged it explicit_comments that seems to be the tag on other safe pictures that contain these sorts of comments |
| Anonymous #1441915 1 month ago |
Phew...okay, Bristle Brew here. Just got banned a few hours ago and had time to think about what I did (and this isn't just me kissing ass here).
I'm sorry things got completely out of hand there. I was kind of aware that this image was SFW, though I did disregard the rules and do...this, anyways. And I DID kind of drag Gundlach along with this after the brain surgery comments (which is when things actually got out of hand). So again, my apologies. I'll wait until my ban clears and this won't happen again from me. |