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Giant_Neckbeard #1436351 1 month ago

Next chapter will probably be my last of the Farm Story: Autumn. What should happen? An all out brawl between the survivors that leaves but a handful of victors, or should the Farmer go out there and try to scare them away? And what should happen to Project : Gypsie? Should the Fluffies that get released be absorbed into the Feral herds, or should Nails try to take them all as a New Herd for himself and Sissy to lead?

KirbyfanNeox #1436398 1 month ago

Wow... just, wow. This could totally make for a good movie.

The_Mungoman #1436514 1 month ago

Oh dear, this is not going to end well... Is tit? :C

The_Mungoman #1436515 1 month ago

Oh dear, this is not going to end well... Is it? :C

Anonymous #1436577 1 month ago

Neckbeard, you should have the Farmer get the little bastards drunk on the fermented produce.

Hexalan #1436907 1 month ago

Ooh! Farmer dunks celery for the ferals to eat, they all get high, and then farmer dumps them in tiny cages made of rusty, spiked steel rods wrapped in barbed wire. Each on can only hold one fluffy, and leaves no space for movement. All fluffies are pointed towards an arena-ish area. Commence horrific mutilations, murder, fluffy-fights-to-the-death-for-an-apple-slice, etc. Only give moss for the fluffies to eat and rancid trench water with dead bugs and leaves in it to drink. Place cages so that when a fluffy shits or pisses, it falls onto the one under it. Then giant collection vats at the bottom pipe it back to the top of the room where it is released randomly. Loud noises constantly sound. Temperature flashes between -30 and 120. Large amounts of sketties, milk, delicious things, etc. are scattered around the room, in place sight of all fluffies.

Anonymous #1436914 1 month ago

Reading through the previous chapters now, story is amazing so far, will continue tomorrow :D

Anonymous #1436957 1 month ago

Okay question, how the fuck did these Fluffy Ponies, the WEAKEST, PATHETIC genetic creatures created by man, manege to over throw a company and scary away a farmer. Even if they mass together their still weak, pathetic creatures that pose NO threat. Just use a fucking power hose and drown the little bastards!

The_Mungoman #1437001 1 month ago

^No.1: Learn the English language. No. 2: Read the damn story. If you had, you'd know he was traumatized by a bullet to the chest. Not exactly desirable.

Anonymous #1437097 1 month ago

@Hexalan: You're trying too hard. And yeah, the celery will probably solve everything.

lordanubis #1437200 1 month ago

I imagine the score played during the siege of Helm's Deep and Gonder as the fence fell and the pastel horde descended upon the fertile oasis.

Anonymous #1437378 1 month ago

seriously toss out the celery, get a wheelbarrow, and roll them away.

Anonymous #1437399 1 month ago

#1436577 Good plan. It's probably the Farmer's only option now.

Mayclore #1437546 1 month ago

Wow, this is Homerian in scale.

Anonymous #1437632 1 month ago

Death is all these vagrant deserve for their wanton destruction. Those who refused to listen to the Farmer deserve no mercy for not leaving. I'm sure if Fluffy Pony shit is good for grass, Fluffy Pony corpses will be good as well. Also some cute interactions by the Farm Fluffies if you can, maybe get them to do more than just freeload and shit, so that next time they're invaded they can drive the aggressors away in a non violent manner that the farmer would approve of.

Anonymous #1437725 1 month ago

The farmer is the most pathetic man there is. A thousand fluffy ponies couldn't defeat a normal human unless he was lying down and let them trample on him for a few hours, or simply lie down on his face to suffocate on him, and he lets them do so. Fluffy ponies are toys, light and safe enough for children to carry around, so the trampling method would be completely useless, because these things have no strength behind their hooves, making the death-by-trampling-method impossible. The only excuse he has is that he has no clue about them and that he's a nervous wreck from his prior job.

Tabula_Rojo #1437826 1 month ago

@957 what do you mean "throw a company" nothing like that happens here, and the farmer (a former bodyguard) was traumatized during an assassination attempt

Anonymous #1437876 1 month ago

^True, but, hey, for the sake of the story, just bear with it.

Anonymous #1437961 1 month ago

The farmer really needs to man up, if seeing a bunch of fluffy ponies makes him feel traumatized.

Anonymous #1438045 1 month ago

so, about how many are left? Will Rocket be able to take charge of one of the herds since they lost all their smartie friends?

Anonymous #1438645 1 month ago

@Giant_Neckbeard: I vote for scaring them away, and building A PROPER FUCKING fence afterwards, so that there won't be any more intrusions like this one. A ditch around Acres would be a good idea too. AS for science group: Brother and Sister escape with Gypsie Also, building a separate home / stable for fluffies is a good thing too

Giant_Neckbeard #1438963 1 month ago

@ Anon #8045: There was roughly 600 at the Orchard, down to around 400 after the riot, with more streaming in, so we're back to around 500 or so after everybody calmed the fuck down and stopped ripping everyone else in half. Another 600 at the Maze, although a number ran off and about fifty or so died when the Maze walls collapsed. So in the Orchard and the Field, we've got around 500-600 in each section. the Field will only provide so much grass, however, and the Orchard is just about stripped bare of apples and low-hanging branches. And of course, we've got Rocket and his mini-Herd of about 12 Fluffies in the Fluffy Shelters closest to the Orchard, now surrounded by Enemy Fluffies. Should be fun. @ Anon # 8645, Scaring them away is one trick the Farmer will try, with mixed success. The Fluffies have already driven him away once, and now that they've been fed ... going to be hard to dislodge them. After this, probably the Barbed Wire is going to be replaced en-mass with electrified wire and ditches. I also intend for the Fluffies to eventually get their own proper housing, but right now, the hilarity of the Cows and the Fluffies sharing a roof is going to be the source of more shenanigans. I am intending to put the Farmer and the Farm Herd in a situation that will test their bonds, and might even result in them leaving the Farm. Specifically, when the Farmer pulls out the Crossbow, I intend to have Soot watching as his 'Dahdah' starts killing other Fluffy Ponies.

Anonymous #1439012 1 month ago

@Giant_Neckbeard: >After this, probably the Barbed Wire is going to be replaced en-mass with electrified wire and ditches. Thank god! For Farmer, this was probably the most reasonable thing to do in the first place >I also intend for the Fluffies to eventually get their own proper housing, but right now So, this chapter won't be the last? I hope it will continue >I am intending to put the Farmer and the Farm Herd in a situation that will test their bonds, and might even result in them leaving the Farm. Nice idea! Although I think that some of them should stay, being more loyal to Farmer than the others.

Anonymous #1439111 1 month ago

Man, I hate reading about foals suffering violent deaths. Guess it's inevitable though. Also, while Rocket hates the farmer, does he hate the enemy fluffies more? I'm also wondering if any new smarty friends will form, seeing as it's usually a traumatic experience that shapes a fluffy into one.

Anonymous #1439167 1 month ago

LoL, I think Rocket hates everything, he's a Starscream wannabe. Also, remember that fluffy ponehs get their memory reset if they get a zap, so unless you want Farmer Dude heartbroken when Soot no longer remembers him, but the live wires on teh outside of teh fence. also given how thins are going, we gonna see a 500 on 500 fight to the death between teh fluffehs when they realise there's no fud left?

Anonymous #1439220 1 month ago

What's going to happen to Rocket and his Herd now that the Ferals have arrived? I kinda wanna see how he reacts if/when the Farmer turns up to save them. Will he bury the hatchet, or will he defy the Farmer to the end, that end being the smothering and dismemberment at the hooves of the Feral Fluffies? On another note, RELEASE THE COWS. >Be a Cow. >Fucking Fluffies have eaten all the food. >Fuck the Fluffies. Oliphant at Human Capital scene from Return of the King. Profit. I also want to see what shenanigans Rum and Fluffy Guy get up to, Neckbeard! I foresee much awkwardness as Rum pursues her new Love(Lust?), Fluffy Guy's little finger! Oh god, what if she sees him naked? "I WAN DAT IN ME NOW, DADDY!" OhFuckNo.jpg

Anonymous #1439687 1 month ago

>animal behavior expert >surprised that fluffies are killing one another for food >LIKE REAL ANIMALS >sarah's an idiot >she's clearly bad at her job >probably got through college by sucking dick for good grades And to think that those redneck brothers could've prevented the catastrophe if the farmer had been a bro and not got them busted. Could've called in a favor and saved his farm. But nope. He had to be a white knighting luvfag. And now his farm will be a quagmire of fluffy excrement. Or it would be in any reasonable story. Sadly, this is not a reasonable story. What I'm hoping happens is this: >luvfag farmer goes out there to try and drive the fluffies away >kills a lot >his fluffies are afraid >but are smart enough to realize he's saving their asses from ravaged by the bad herds >luvfag farmer runs out of ammo >should've exercised his right to bear lots of arms >rednecks get a big damn hero moment >drive the fluffies away with guns and violence >THE AMERICAN WAY! >meanwhile all the science fluffies get inserted into feral herds >except nails and his sister >they're both kept imprisoned as valuable test subjects, where they can do no further harm >spend the rest of their days practicing wincest >foals turn out to be well behaved, colorful and relatively intelligent >don't get sick >don't die >Nails stops being a sexually repressed jackass and learns to enjoy his sheltered sex filled life >up until he and his sister die at the ripe old age of 5 >the whole incident helps the farmer get his shit together and better protect his land >science babe gets payoff >redneck family get the favor returned by the farmer and science babe recanting, leading to the jailed brothers being freed >EVERYONE'S HAPPY! >except the feral herds, who all wither away and die due to not being able to get back into the farm >or get shot by the rednecks, who're now on good terms with the farmer >everyone's happy >so many feels >ZE ENDO!

Anonymous #1439826 1 month ago

@1439687 Somehow, I somewhat like this

Hexalan #1440367 1 month ago

@Anon 097 Yeah, I was pretty bored after reading this. Maybe I should write a fluffybuse with that.

Anonymous #1440451 1 month ago

does the entire celery stick get them high, or just the leaves at the end?

Bronyboy #1442608 1 month ago

I think I know a way to fix this. We'll need a dish of water. -5 minutes later (all fluffies have drowned in the water) Problem solved.

Anonymous #1444817 1 month ago

I can't seem to find parts 1-5, it just starts on 6. Help?

Anonymous #1448201 1 month ago

Odd, searching for them as well, can't seem to find them again. Op, followed this for some time, but please, finish On_The_Rocks. I want to see No-Name get his Herd Name and become the Hero of the Day.

Giant_Neckbeard #1448209 1 month ago

@ Anon #4817 they are appearing for me .... strange. Try refreshing the Page, Site could be getting hammered again.