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| Psychopomf #1436350 1 month ago |
...I'd almost want to
But I just KNOW she'd do something that'd kill the mood. Like pop a party popper all over your chest or try to have a conversation about "So why DO you think they call them Kumquats?" |
| Gentle_Coltte_of_Leisure #1436358 1 month ago |
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| Jack-o-Lantern #1436367 1 month ago |
Pomf you just killed the mood for me. |
| Nebbie #1436558 1 month ago |
@Psychopomf Sex with Pinkie? The mood is unkillable. |
| Gundlach #1436991 1 month ago |
That's not your Pinkie Sense. That's your estrus cycle. I'd still party with you. :3 |
| SyntaxBananaZ #1437216 1 month ago |
Aaand you go into her room.
She locks the door. Turns on the lights...and there's an operating table in the center. What do? |
| Anonymous #1437349 1 month ago |
Oh. It's that kind of game.
So... wanna play Doctor? ...Which of us is going to be the patieNOT IT! |
| Anonymous #1437752 1 month ago |
We can play music AT FULL VOLUME! |
| Anonymous #1438034 1 month ago |
^yay tron legacy soundtrack
^W^ |
| Gundlach #1438221 1 month ago |
*sees operating table; looks at Pinkie*
Pinkie: "Wanna play a game?" Me: "What kind of game?" *Pinkie swings a rag of chloroform towards my face* *I block her arm and wrestle the rag away from her; I use the rag on Pinkie* *Pinkie wakes up moments later; strapped to the table* Pinkie: "What...? Wait! Let me go!" *tears forming in her eyes* "Please! Let me go!" Me: *standing over Pinkie* "I'm not gonna let you go unless you tell me WHY you were trying to strap me onto this table!" Pinkie: *tears flowing down her face* "I....I...." *whimpers* ".....I LOVE THIS KIND OF BONDAGE, OKAY!?!? I DON'T KNOW WHY!!! I JUST GET SO TURNED-ON BY THE IDEA OF DOMINATING A PONY WHOSE TIED DOWN!!! BUT AFTER 'CUPCAKES' NOPONY WOULD DO IT WITH ME!!! THEY THINK I'LL JUST BUTCHER THEM AND EAT THEM!!! DO I REALLY LOOK LIKE A PONY THAT WOULD DO SOMETHING SO HORRIBLE!?" *puppy dog eyes; heavy crying* Me: *sees Pinkie's being sincere* "So you're just into bondage, but you couldn't get anypony to do this with you because of some story somepony wrote?" Pinkie: *nods her head; sobbing* Me: "Why chloroform?" Pinkie: "I was desperate! I couldn't think of any other way to get you to do it! I just REALLY need this!" Me: *kisses Pinkie* "You could have just asked, you know? There's no need for the chloroform." *goes to untie Pinkie* Pinkie: "Wait!" Me: *looks confused at Pinkie* Pinkie: "Leave me tied-up. I want to know what it's like on this end." *giggles* <FADE TO BLACK> |
| trueblue02 #1453361 1 month ago |
@Gundlach
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