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| Glord #1435816 1 month ago |
Oh god, Freaky Fred wannabe fluffy. |
| Anonymous #1435883 1 month ago |
*grabs crowbar and starts beating fluffy repeatedly* |
| Ginger_Fig #1435992 1 month ago |
Fluffy did that on purpose. |
| Anonymous #1436185 1 month ago |
That's clearly a fluffy from a hugboxer story where animal cruelty laws prevent owners from giving them their well deserved comeuppance. |
| Anonymous #1437044 1 month ago |
>Long day at work, boss chewed you the fuck out and didn't get that promotion you needed.
>Come home and open the door to seer your fluffy freaky fred. >Huwngy wan nummies daddy >Not now fred its not dinner and i'm tired >WAN NUMMIES NOA >Well sorry you will just have to wait >WAN SKETTIES NOA OR I MAKE BAD POOPIES DADDEH >Don't fred not now i don't need this >HHHNNNNNGGGGG, "plop" >There is now a gaint stinking shit on your carpet >WAN SKETTIES NOA >No fluffy you don't get dinner your being a bad fluffy >NO WAN SKETTIES NOA DUMB DADDEH >Fred do you want to go into sorry box? >No sorry box wan nummies, give nummies noa or i be bad fluffy >Sigh, this is what you get for accidently adopting a previous smarty fluffy that thinks he owns you >Fluffy goes over over to a small stand with an urn on top >Oh no, fred don't you dare knock over my mother's ashes >Fred just gives you his freaky smile as he smacks the stand and your mother's urn falls and breaks >FRED WHAT THE HELL >I wan nummies noa daddeh noa >Okay you want sketties i will give you sketties >Yay dumb daddeh guv nummies >Proceed to cook enough pasta for a whole family >Grab Fred by the scruff as hard as you can >OWWIES, dumb daddeh huwt fluffy me make bad poopies >He takes a shit that lands on your feet, you cannot stand for this >Grab a habanero pepper from the fridge >Okay Fred you have been a bad fluffy you get punishment >No fluffy smarty, hooman dumb >He's stopped calling you daddy he really thinks he owns you, no going back now >You flip fred upside down and hold him in place with your thighs >Take the habanero and use a knife to make small cuts along the pepper to allow the juices from the pepper flow out when you stick it in him. >Alright fred this is what you get, and with once swift motion you plunge the pepper right into his brown pecker with the head and sprout still sticking out a bit. >Wah, no huwt smarty dum hooman >put him down and continue with spaghetti. >Fred tries to remove the pepper but can't reach, next he tries rubbing his ass along the floor like a dog which only causes the capsaicin the reach his insides faster >Owwies poopie pwace huwt pwease hewp >No Fred this is punishment >No wanna punish, smarty sowwy dumb hooman >Still calling you dumb and thinks he is in charge >No Fred it stays in >Twake out or smarty make bad poppies >Still using threats, man these things are retarded >NOPE.jpg >HHHHNNNNNGGGGG, seems he trying to shit which only squeezes the pepper making the pain spread faster >OWWIES, NO MO HUWT DADDEH I SOWWY >finally calls you dad again, too bad all smarty friends have to killed or it will only be a matter of time till he tries to takeover again. >No your being punished >Sowwy daddeh I will be gwood fred >Why are you sorry Fred? >Poopies pwace huwt I sowwy >No Fred, why does your ass hurt? >Daddeh no wuv Fred? >Give a swift kick to his tiny balls but not hard enough to make him fly >OWWIES WHY HUWT DADDEH!?! >Why are you being punished? >Fred be bad fwuffy? he's full on crying now >Why was Fred a bad fluffy? >I dun kno >wrong answer retard, and another swift kick to his balls >OWWIES, FRED SOWWY FO BEING SMARTY FRWEIND >close as you probably going to get he probably already forgot what he did anyway >Take five more peppers and shove them in his ass >OWWIES NO HUWT POOPIE PWACE I SOWWY >With the last pepper in you take the little shit and chuck him into the backyard >There's now blood leaking from his ass, probably to ruff putting them in, oh well >Pwease wet Fred in, I sowwy >Grab some tasty spaghetti and eat the whole pot in front of him through the window. >He's crying even harder now begging to be let in and have some food >Pwease daddeh I sowwy I be good fwuffy fro noa on >NOPE.jpg >Turn off the lights and head to bed >Fall asleep to the sound of Freaky Fred crying >Wake up from the best night of sleep ever and head to kitchen to make breakfast >Pwease.... hewlp fluffy >Damn, he still alive as you look into the backyard >There's Fred on the ground in pain, his back side covered in a mixture of blood and shit >Looks like he managed to shit out the peppers, close the blinds and finish breakfast and get ready for work >Boss died of from an anal fissure caused by being an angry douche >Get nice promotion and raise you are now the boss >Come home Fred is barely alive he can't even speak now >He looks up at you with hope and fear in his eyes >Hewp? >NOPE lol proceed to stuff another pepper in there as he cries some more >Head inside and leave him to die >Pick up your mothers ashes and put them into a nice new urn >Best day ever |
| Anonymous #1447403 1 month ago |
^ rump ranger |
| Anonymous #1447743 1 month ago |
^booty border patrol |