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Impious
#1434983
1 month ago
I'm not one to cry "overanalysis" like some buttplundering assbandits, but...

But this is a lovely sentiment, and one that should be applied.
Theopticals
#1434984
1 month ago
This makes my teeth brittle.
Bolan
#1434991
1 month ago
I can't tell if the OP is seriously twisting the situation this way or just joking with us.
Anonymous
#1434993
1 month ago
Perhaps you should see a dentist about that.
Anonymous
#1435002
1 month ago
@Bolan: It is the former. This was what I thought when I was watching it.
RandomFanguy
#1435004
1 month ago
Tax deductions bitches...
SendoRoba
#1435006
1 month ago
or, they're his because magic
Edudl2
#1435012
1 month ago
I somehow doubt this was the intent behind that scene, but I'll have to go with Impious on this one.
CottonTales
#1435015
1 month ago
don't we have a genetic chart for this exact thing somewhere?
Roboshi
#1435025
1 month ago
I believe Mr Cakes face was that of confusion as being a Baker he's not very good with Genetics. I'm guessing he's just relaying info given to him by a doctor.
Saint_Braeburn
#1435029
1 month ago
Jack-o-Lantern
#1435034
1 month ago
Anonymous
#1435047
1 month ago
And once again, you can't have twins from two fathers, so there is no way she could get both a unicorn and a pegasus even if she cheated, which she didn't.
5C00T4L00
#1435048
1 month ago
fuck that shit

if it happened to me I'd run away, cut off my left arm, get breast implants and jump across the border to Mexico

then I would begin living as Marcos, the one armed male prostitute/mercenary extraordinaire with boobs
Saint_Braeburn
#1435052
1 month ago
@Jack

GreyAcumane
#1435062
1 month ago
You can have twins from 2 different fathers, but the situation for it to be possible is a bit ridiculous.

Either way, I think him going "that makes sense, right?" Has more to do with the fact that he may know mentally that genetics is the cause, but that doesn't mean he might not have a small panic attack of doubt himself.
candrew
#1435078
1 month ago
^ yeah, plus the dude obviously hadn't slept in awhile.
Anonymous
#1435079
1 month ago
But how could recessive genes work with only 1 of each of those races in each parent's line? Don't those require one from each (ie a pegasus genes from both parents and unicorn genes from both parents)? Otherwise the dominant (earth I guess) would win.
PVRyohei
#1435088
1 month ago
Mrs. Cake cheated her husband with Molestia. This can explain everything.
Anonymous
#1435105
1 month ago
>girl gets pregnant

>kids are nothing like me

>my tubes are tied anyway

>LATER BITCH

And that's how I see any attempts to be suckered in such a way occurring once I get tied.
Impious
#1435154
1 month ago
@PVR

Molly IS rather virile...
Vree
#1435286
1 month ago
Everyone knows it was a threesome with Molestia.
Fronzel
#1435311
1 month ago
Real men don't mind being cheated on and cleaning up someone else's mess...for 20 years?
bronyturtle
#1435329
1 month ago
A Real sucker, lets a woman lie to him and then cleans up the mess as the other guy runs off scott free. Real men don't take a lying bitches shit. they stand for themselves.
....trololololololololololololo
NonAnon
#1435656
1 month ago
2 Things:
1) I stand by the theory that the Cakes are big time swingers, and he made the story up because that's not something you bring up in polite society.
2)
Anonymous
#1435779
1 month ago
I don't think that mrs Cake have cheated, but the blood tie mr. Cake have with the unicorn is stronger than what he claim.

If you look at his shape, he look taller than the average ponyville colt without being massive like big mac and the only other ponies having this carcteristic are the upper class unicorns of canterlot and the princess. So those those who say the Cake's baby are relate to the princess are maybe right but they can also be 2nd generation hybrid.
Maverick
#1435827
1 month ago
[link]http://abcnews.go.com/Health/twins-white-black-born-biracial-parents-stirs-issues/story?id=12984334[/link]
Maverick
#1435828
1 month ago
^ I might have done something wrong
Anonymous
#1436605
1 month ago
Anonymous@1435002 said:
@Bolan: It is the former. This was what I thought when I was watching it.

Then you're a fucking idiot. It was a jab from the writers about genetics, that's all.
Anonymous
#1436609
1 month ago
Maverick@1435827 said:
[link]http://abcnews.go.com/Health/twins-white-black-born-biracial-parents-stirs-issues/story?id=12984334[/link]


Suck on that, OP! In your face!!