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| Anonymous #1431495 1 month ago |
hugboring |
| Anonymous #1431572 1 month ago |
I don't suscribe to the idea of fluffy ponies having a sensitive smell. Theirs should be even worse than that of humans, who range pretty low amongst animals. |
| deathproofpony #1431596 1 month ago |
^^
I agree. Because the smell of their poop is so strong, a fluffy with a sensitive sense of smell would easily get overwhelmed by the smell of their own crap. Also: I disagree about the fluff not providing adequate protection against cold. My theory was that it provided a measure of protection from colder temperatures like a sheep's or a thick-coated dog. Of course, that's one of the reasons fluffies band together into herds in the wild and why they give "huggies" - it's a genetic disposition to use their body warmth to protect each other from freezing temperatures. |
| Anonymous #1431606 1 month ago |
They don't have sensitive smell, because they're not supposed to get unconscious, deathproofpony. Fluffy ponies only get to complain and yell how it doesn't smell pretty at all. Most stories with shitting fluffy ponies have fluffy ponies only doing some complaining and vomitting, while it was described how the humans found the stench intolerable.
Also, the fluff is virtually worthless for everything. Fluffy ponies are not natural, and they were never intended to live on their own without the help of humans. That's why their fluff is absolutely worthless and only keeps them from freezing to death in half an hour under room-temperature. |
| Anonymous #1431656 1 month ago |
^so basically, you're agreeing with deathproofpony about the smell, and disagreeing with him about their fluff-like fur? |
| Anonymous #1431724 1 month ago |
"Document approved by FPPA experts." |
| sigh #1431732 1 month ago |
Wait, where's a link to the tumblr? |
| Anonymous #1431751 1 month ago |
Fluffy ponies are the most pathetic forms of existence ever. Seeing them be stuck in small uncomfortable boxes or freezing to death because their assfluff is missing is just too beautiful. |
| PandaSennin #1431788 1 month ago |
^ Next to small children of course. |
| Danuis #1431828 1 month ago |
DPP is on to something. This canon is interesting. |
| Anonymous #1432109 1 month ago |
@788
No. Small children eventually grow into adult humans, the second most deadly life form on Earth after the flying shark-bear. Fluffy ponies have already reached the limits of their extremely meager potential. |
| Anonymous #1432127 1 month ago |
I like this story here
http://pastebin.com/MtGe08C5 it tells how fluffies were designed as toys and thus have very little practical use. Even the fact that their dung is useful was because of a glitch or something. I can see the fluff not being the best insulator because it was made to be hug-ably soft so the 8 year olds the things were marketed too would want to hug them. The fact that huggies keep them warm is just a happy sideffect. |
| Anonymous #1432317 1 month ago |
if fluffy pony poops somewhere that doesn't require immediate cleaning, like a linoleum floor, immediately stick a small colander over the fluffy pony and the crap, and weigh it down with a brick or something, so it can't escape. The fluffy pony might wind up covered in shit, but it'll know exactly what it did wrong.
Just leave it there until you think it got the message, then give it a bath |
| lordanubis #1432531 1 month ago |
Jesus Christ, Ponibooru servers, I've been trying to comment since I posted this thing.
@572 My headcannon is that since fluffies were made, not evolved, they haven't built up as resistances or immunities to anything, which would include strong smells. Their shit doesn't affect them as much because it carries their scent. @deathproof Fluffies were designed to be huggably soft and adorable, kept in climate controlled houses where the temperature never exceeded certain levels. Their fluff can only function properly at or around room temperature. @sigh Do you mean the Pastebin? Been trying to do that, but the lag on the servers has made it impossible. I'll try it now. Still looking for more punishment ideas. |
| Vanner #1435050 1 month ago |
Non lethal pushiment ideas?
Suspension: Use their fear of falling to train them not to do things. Sorry-stick: Obviously. Water-boarding: The towel prevents them from drowning, but uses their natural fear of water against them. Monster training: When they do something bad, the "Monster" comes after them. More effective when you catch them actually doing something. Shaving: Shave their fluff to embarrass them. Obviously you'd have to keep them in a heated room, and they'd be super sensitive to pain. |