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| Anonymous #1424143 1 month ago |
Anon approves |
| Anonymous #1424146 1 month ago |
lol hipster |
| iliveunderyourbed #1424148 1 month ago |
did someone say CROISSANT
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| iliveunderyourbed #1424150 1 month ago |
| iliveunderyourbed #1424153 1 month ago |
| Anonymous #1424155 1 month ago |
HE REALLY DID IT! Much approval is given! |
| Anonymous #1424159 1 month ago |
And the Fluffy is still smarter and more polite than your average Starbucks barista. |
| Dramatic_spoon #1424165 1 month ago |
that is awesome. |
| Anonymous #1424166 1 month ago |
I'm just laughing at the fact that the Fluffy pony is probably on a stepping stole |
| GreyAcumane #1424201 1 month ago |
I'm laughing at the idea that he has no step stool and is forced to hold himself up by his front hooves while he dangles midair. |
| Anonymous #1424220 1 month ago |
@1424159
LOL, nice! @1424201 I don't think he would be able to carry coffee and hold himself at the same time :D |
| Penis_Wiggle #1424236 1 month ago |
HEY A FLUFFY PONY THAT'S USEFUL! I DON'T FEEL LIKE KILLING IT! |
| Ginger_Fig #1424243 1 month ago |
All of my facepalm.
Thumbs up as usual, MarcusMaximus. |
| Anonymous #1424257 1 month ago |
@1424236 good for you, but I'm watching you! |
| eleven #1424277 1 month ago |
...What's the story behind this picture? |
| Penis_Wiggle #1424299 1 month ago |
>TRY SOMETHING NEW TO BRING IN CUSTOMERS
>REPLACE FLUFFY BRIAN WITH BUSBOYS BRAIN >SMASH FLUFFY BRAIN >NOW WE HAVE AN ADORABLE CASHIER THAT BRINGS IN ALL THE BITCHES THERE'S YOUR STORY ELEVEN! IT'S NOT THE REAL STORY IF THERE EVEN IS ONE! |
| Anonymous #1424314 1 month ago |
Actually, there IS a true story, PW. In the previous series of pics by Marcus, there was a pic with a "smarty friend" about to be caught by a hawk. One of the commenters made up a story about the smarty turning around and, by pure chance, skewering the hawk on his horn, and how this makes him rethink his life choices and find work at Starbuck's. Another commenter loved the idea, and posted the fluffy's dialog that is in the picture, almost verbatim. We all loved it and requested the "fluffy barista" as a picture.
Being Marcusmaximus the nice fella he is, he made the pic happen. "...and that how Ekwestwia was made." |
| Acehades #1424316 1 month ago |
It's 3:30 am and I'm still looking at ponies.......
I have lost control of my life Nice art btw |
| marcusmaximus #1424317 1 month ago |
Thanks, guys, glad you like it.
@eleven - back in pic #186234, a smarty friend had a terrifying encounter with a hawk. As described in the comments, he then decided to rethink his life and get a job at Starbucks. Then I was asked to draw it. (And Hipster Megan kind of happened by accident, but I'm so glad she did.) |
| Penis_Wiggle #1424321 1 month ago |
I GUESS THAT WAS GOOD, BUT I LIKE BRAIN TRANSPLANT MORE! PUT ME IN A FLUFFY PONIES BODY! I WANT ALL THE BITCHES! |
| marcusmaximus #1424324 1 month ago |
@Anon 314 - D'oh, ninja'd. Well, you told the story better anyway ;) |
| eleven #1424329 1 month ago |
Ah, OK
I'm now entertaining the idea of writing a fluffy pony barista story; it could be hilarious (no abuse; don't worry) |
| Penis_Wiggle #1424335 1 month ago |
I LOVE YOU MARCUS! DRAW A FLUFFY PONY STARING DOWN A REDNECK WITH THE ASSHOLE POINTING A SHOTGUN AT ITS FACE! FLUFFY WITH PUFFED CHEEKS AND EVERYTHING! |
| Anonymous #1424345 1 month ago |
...add another fluffy behind the redneck, balancing on a pile of boxes and about to brain the unaware hick with a louisville slugger, and I'll support PW's proposal. |
| Penis_Wiggle #1424353 1 month ago |
@345
MEH, TOO BORING! IF YOU WANT PRO FLUFFY THEN HAVE SOMETHING LIKE A FLUFFY LITERALLY SWIMMING IN SPAGHETTI! |
| Anonymous #1424364 1 month ago |
@PW
...with a little swimming cap, goggles and floaties? Why not? :) |
| Penis_Wiggle #1424372 1 month ago |
SURE, IT WOULD BE PRO FLUFFY!
I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF A FLUFFY PONY MET  |
| PhilSrobeighn #1424468 1 month ago |
Stupid fluffy
A mocha frappuchino is a cold drink, and what you're serving is steaming hot. |
| Anonymous #1424534 1 month ago |
@PhilSrobeighn
He's still a trainee. Give him time. |
| Vanner #1424573 1 month ago |
Is... is that Megan at Starbucks? |
| lordanubis #1424890 1 month ago |
Glorious. Thank you so much, Marcus. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1424966 1 month ago |
OMC, Vanner, you're right!
Heck yeah. |
| Anonymous #1425083 1 month ago |
>cup is full of piss
>bag is full of shit >no refunds >u mad? |
| Anonymous #1425248 1 month ago |
^ Wasn't me, fuck the impostors |
| Anonymous #1426356 1 month ago |
I clicked this thinking "holy shit, did joykillrII actually learn to draw?"
But nope, it was just marcusmaximus being awesome as usual. |
| Yorec #1428670 1 month ago |
Ah dude no way!! Awesome. |
| Yorec #1428688 1 month ago |
Also sorry I missed this when it was posted, that fucking gore spammer forced my hand and made me filter. fluff_pony |
| Anonymous #1428918 1 month ago |
Whoa, all the gore is gone! I am thankful. |
| Anonymous #1431375 1 month ago |
Did Art-Anon teach you how to draw fluffies?
Can you make him draw more? |
| Anonymous #1432330 1 month ago |
@375
>make There's that word again. |
| Anonymous #1432736 1 month ago |
SWEET! a use for this fuckers without killing them or letting them run free, everyone wins! |
| Anonymous #1432952 1 month ago |
Why would you hire a fluffy pony? It doesn't have thumbs and isn't ever taller than 2 feet, would lack the ability to carry out more than 2 step instructions. |
| Boomerang503 #1434107 1 month ago |
@1432952
It's a unicorn. It doesn't need thumbs. |
| Dramatic_spoon #1434462 1 month ago |
@Anon2952
it's take-your-rather-intelligent-fluffy-Pony to work day. |
| Anonymous #1438766 1 month ago |
@2952 ...and yet, he's much better than some counter jockeys I have to deal with in RL. |
| Anonymous #1443695 1 month ago |
And thus the eventual fate of ALL fluffy ponies with enough intelligence to converse with humans without randomly killing themselves and/or acting like stupid brats. |