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| Anonymous #1422582 1 month ago |
What about sex? |
| Psychopomf #1422588 1 month ago |
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| Anonymous #1422589 1 month ago |
and has the voice of an angel |
| AppleDash #1422593 1 month ago |
Yes but Pinkie will make sure you always have a smile on your face, and that's what's really important. |
| BabblingBrooke #1422600 1 month ago |
Good luck, Fulttershy is the one to push off men and women as partners. You would have to be extra special for her to really love you. |
| ProfessorOfHoers #1422604 1 month ago |
That's not Celestia. :/
I would certainly settle for Fluttershy though. She's sexy, sweet, and wonderful. |
| Anonymous #1422612 1 month ago |
And bipolar ^U^
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| BabblingBrooke #1422623 1 month ago |
| PonyPon #1422624 1 month ago |
She is perfect waifu, gotta give her that. |
| Yurp #1422627 1 month ago |
anon#612 now you just need to replace "fucker" with "feather" and it's perfect |
| B2C #1422637 1 month ago |
1) They're all cute.
2) I prefer to cook. 3) I prefer to clean. 4) They almost died in that episode! 5) I hate animals (excepting fish, or one cat at a time). I hate the way they smell worse. 6) Too Timid. Worst waifu in show. |
| BabblingBrooke #1422640 1 month ago |
http://www.astrology-online.com/cancer.htm |
| Chipotle #1422650 1 month ago |
Why you aren't real?!
*Cries in a corner in fetal position* |
| Anonymous #1422825 1 month ago |
Rainbow Dash
Perfect Waifu Material She's cuter She's not really girly or frou-frou She's athletic She's feisty Therefore, Rainbow Dash is a 100% better wife than Fluttershy. I don't want a doormat or a mentally unstable person for a wife, and Dashie is the only mane six pony to not show any mental disorders. 'Cept maybe AJ. She's pretty mentally stable, but kinda bland. She could use some canon character developement. |
| Anonymous #1422843 1 month ago |
^ don't worry you'll never have a wife |
| Anonymous #1422969 1 month ago |
Holy hell at some of these comments, lol. |
| Anonymous #1423270 1 month ago |
Cute
Cooks A beast in bed Cleans Good with kids A beast in bed |
| Mattatatta #1423392 1 month ago |
She ain't the perfect "waifu", but I'll be damned if I don't admit that I am extremely fond of her nowadays.
so why do I draw the things I do...? |
| Anonymous #1423535 1 month ago |
Good with kids
Excellent, she can look after the rape victims in my basement |
| Everypony #1423743 1 month ago |
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| doomboy536 #1425121 1 month ago |
I never get tired of seeing Ms Strong's quote in this type of thread. |
| MGB_GT #1426069 1 month ago |
^If anything, it shuts the trolls up. |
| Anonymous #1430922 1 month ago |
Anon #5
If you mean that I'm too nerdy to get a gf, you're wrong. I hear that nerdy women are hot, and therefore, I will get a gf. Not rainbow dash, but most likely someone hotter than yours. |
| Anonymous #1430963 1 month ago |
@922 I'm pretty sure he was implying that since you are, to him at least, fawning over a cartoon pastel pegasus that you won't get a girlfriend. However, so long as you are interested in the personality type alone, I see no reason to agree with that.
However, your second post, as written, implies that you are far more interested in physical appearance and erroneously convinced that since a woman is nerdy that she would be interested in you. The first part is incredibly shallow and the second part is so flawed as it entirely ignores what your personality type is and if any nerdy woman (your comment also implies that you have never actually met one) would want anything to do with you. You then try to imply that such a woman would be automatically more likely to be attractive or more attractive than a woman that would be in a relationship with your attacker. This is flat on its face a ridiculous, unfounded statement. If all of this is completely different than what you intended to state or imply, then you need to be more careful when writing or saying things like that, especially if you say such things in real life. If this is exactly what you meant and you are over the age of 15, I weep for you. |