| eleven #1409949 2 months ago |
"And? Fucking eat it you little bastard! I'm not making anymore!" |
| Mezzo #1409959 2 months ago |
^Force feeds it to you. |
| Keyboard_Smash #1409994 2 months ago |
What a retard, he belongs in a gas chamber! |
| Anonymous #1410036 2 months ago |
completely impossible. Fluffies know which end food goes in and that end is always pointing towards the spaghetti |
| Anonymous #1410180 2 months ago |
Agree with >1410036
OP is wrong |
| Anonymous #1410330 2 months ago |
>you are Anon
>a notorious fluffy pony abuser >give your fluffy pony a plate of pasta >watch the magic happen >from a good distance away, of course >DAT SMELL >your fluffy pony squats down over the pasta and takes a shit on it >he's one of a rare breed that likes pizza and hates pasta >always shits on it when you give it to him >pizza makes his shit stink worse than fluffies fed pasta >also more saucy than theirs >why call it saucy? >you'll see >time to get to work >you take the shat upon pasta and bring it down to your basement >it doubles as your abuse room >there's a bunch of starving fluffies begging for food "HEY FLUFFIES! FOOD'S SERVED! SPECIAL SKETTIES WITH MARSALA SAUCE!" >they crap themselves from a combination of fear and excitement >you set the plate down and step back a few feet >that shit really reeks >but to see this, you force yourself to choke down the vomit and endure "Yay sketties!" "Ew sketties taste yucky!" "No smeww pwetty." >the fluffies vocalize their complaints but dive in anyway, devouring all traces of the shit covered pasta >wait for it >they sit down and rest for a second >but then their stomachs rumble >they begin vomiting all over one another >it gets in their mouths, noses and eyes >some fluffies vomit again >some drown in the chunky liquid >the unluckiest ones have their eyes melted by the acidic substance >they're screaming unintelligably >must hurt like a fucking bitch, what with their increased sensitivity to pain >your trouser snake approves of your conduct >head back upstairs >the fluffies are nothing more than a twitching mess after a minute >those still alive will die soon enough >you have two more important things to take care of >first, you throw a slice of pizza in the microwave for a minute and then feed it to your fluffy >you love your fluffy >he always shits where you want him to >second, you go jerk it to some busty blonde wymenz like any well adjusted single male >tomorrow you'll get some more fluffies and repeat the process >decide to try something new >next time you'll feed them shit covered gnocchi instead >it's gonna be a fun day |
| Anonymous #1410659 2 months ago |
>well adjusted
>gore lover Pick one |
| Anonymous #1411343 1 month ago |
humm i dont think their gentic programming to crave italian food would let them crap on any unless a human made them. |