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| Anonymous #1405446 2 months ago |
Uploader here. Sorry, I had to do this. No, fluffies don't hibernate, but the joke was too good to be passed. |
| Saint_Braeburn #1405451 2 months ago |
We need more Fluffy Ponies in Equestria stories. |
| DaxRattler #1405454 2 months ago |
Fluffy pony tags that isn't a wall of juvenile txt? Not bad OP. |
| Yorec #1405457 2 months ago |
And then some anons got really upset, and in their desperation for more fluffy death, completely wrote an ooc moment of Twilight and Fluttershy killing the fluffies in the comments.
But seriously, this is kinda cute. |
| Shaggy #1405460 2 months ago |
It's ok. Why not draw your own stuff? |
| Saint_Braeburn #1405463 2 months ago |
@Yorec
God, and there probably going to include some half assed justification or it as well. |
| Anonymous #1405464 2 months ago |
They're like little monkeys!
Or something. |
| Shaggy #1405473 2 months ago |
*blows fluffy ponies brains out with shotgun*
They had to die. Now if you'll excuse me my planet needs me. |
| Shaggy #1405475 2 months ago |
Does anyone know where that fluffy story is where she goes around killing fluffy ponies? |
| Shaggy #1405476 2 months ago |
Where Fluttershy goes around killing fluffies dammit. |
| Anonymous #1405497 2 months ago |
Changeling Twilight and Changeling Fluttershy commenting on how Bronyboys Shuriken ponies are cute. |
| Anonymous #1405504 2 months ago |
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| Anonymous #1405505 2 months ago |
@ Shaggy
> It's afternoon > You try to find some rest after a hard day of work > You love your job, which is to take care of injured animals and other critters in need > You live in a little rural town, in a house next to the nearby forest > You sit in your backyard, enjoying a nice cup of tea > Suddenly, you hear strange babbling noises coming from a bush > You don't like where this is going > And your fear is proven to be correct > A group of three fluffy ponies stumbles out of the bush, two earth ponies and a unicorn > Now isn't that just great? > You hate these little pieces of fluff-wrapped uselessness > You can't even tell why > You pretty much feel nothing but love for any kind of animal > But this abominable race of genetical trash disgusts you deeply > You know you're not alone with this > After all, there's a reason why these things have practically no rights and are more than often victims of horrible abuse > And now there are not one, not two, but THREE of them wadling towards your backyard > They approach you, puff out their cheeks and one of the earth fluffies steps forward > "Smawty fwend decwawes this fwuffy tewwitowy! Big one now ouw pwisonew! You now make sketties fow fwuffies!" > If it wasn't so pathetic, it would actually be adorable > You're usually noone to seek for confrontation and you try to avoid as best as you can > But this? > You have a hard time holding back your laughter > How did they even survive in the forest? It's actually a rather dangerous one > You decide to get rid of them > And there's no point in arguing: the fluffies have to die > You could easily scare them off, but you know that after a week at best, they will have forgotten about it and are likely to come back > You will not have that! > Not too long ago, the entire town was plagued by insects and you had quite the problem to deal with them > You remember it well > And now this > You can see it right before you: > Fluffy excrements everywhere, dying fluffies in literally every corner of the town and constant nightly harassment of cries for "Sketties!" and "Huggsies!" > YOU! WILL NOT! HAVE THAT! > The fluffies are still staring at you, trying to look as intimidating as possible and failing miserably > You stomp on the ground in front of them with all your might > Which isn't much, you have to admit, but more than enough to scare a dead-end of evolution like a fluffy pony > "Prisoner?", you ask in the most sinister voice you are capable of. "Is that so?" > The fluffies lose the small amount of courage they are capable of building up > The non-smarty-friend earth fluffy soils itself > All of them are now shaking in fear > The smarty friend mutters: "S-sowwy! Fwuffies weave! P-pwease, wet go!" > Your face hardens to a scary grimace > You can actually look quite intimidating if you want to > The pupils of the fluffies widen in terror > It's time! > You stomp on the back of the second earth pony, braking its spine > It screams in terror, you hold him tight to the ground, grab its head and quickly snap its neck > You pick up the unicorn fluffy, drag him to the pond next to your house and throw it in > It drowns immediately > As you turn back to the smarty friend, you see that the little piece of filth is actually trying to run away > An admirable moment of ingenuity for a fluffy pony > Not that it will save him anyway > Before you can start to chase after him, your pet bunny runs out of the house, easily catches up with him and bites his cervical artery open > Smarty friend won't come very far now, all there's left to him is to bleed out slowly > "That's my little Angel! Mommy is so proud." > Suddenly, you hear a knocking on your front door > You walk through your house and open > An orange mare with a blonde mane, freckles and a cowboy hat stands in front of you > "Howdy, Fluttershy! Rarity was going t' take us all to the spa. Ya wanna come?" > "Oh, but of course, Applejack. Just give me a couple of minutes, I have to clean a bit of a mess in my backyard." > "Mess, huh? Don't tell me it's fluffy ponies.", your friend remarks > "Wha-? How did you know?", you ask > "Had to deal with a couple 'a them mahself t'day. Nasty little creatures, aren't they? Well, let me lend ya a helping hoof with that." > You both trot in towards your backyard, already happy in anticipation for the upcoming spa visit |
| Yorec #1405523 2 months ago |
Called it. |
| Anonymous #1405524 2 months ago |
@523
That doesn't count, he just answered Shaggy. |
| Anonymous #1405528 2 months ago |
@ Yorec
I'm not the one who wrote this. It was written by someone else on 4chan a few weeks ago. |
| Anonymous #1405529 2 months ago |
@DaxRattler: Why'd you have to say that ouloud. Now were going to get like 500 abusefags on here
@505 speak of the devil |
| Yorec #1405533 2 months ago |
And yet in a way I am right. Its a story where Fluttershy is acting out of character by killing animals and was posted in the comments. It didn't involve Twilight, but that's a minor detail. |
| DaxRattler #1405534 2 months ago |
@529
It had fluffy pony tags, they were going to come anyway. |
| Bronyboy #1405539 2 months ago |
That's adorable. Good job man! |
| Anonymous #1405555 2 months ago |
Fluffy ponies have never been animals. They're just laboratory-rejects. |
| Anonymous #1405577 2 months ago |
Anon555 has a good understanding of reality. |
| Mezzo #1405848 2 months ago |
^Of someone you is completely delusional and heartless. |
| Mezzo #1405849 2 months ago |
Who is, I meant. |
| Anonymous #1405896 2 months ago |
All is well and good as long as nobody takes fictional abuse of fictional shit-machines seriously. |
| Ghosts44 #1405967 2 months ago |
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.
MUST RID MY EYES OF THIS PHOTO 
das betta |
| Anonymous #1406031 2 months ago |
>view image
>luvfag shit >see tags >penis_man_arrived >dafuq.jpg >ignore it >scroll down >ffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu- |
| Glord #1408392 2 months ago |
@896
You mean retarded fictional abuse. |
| candrew #1418884 1 month ago |
Yeah, if no other being in existence likes fluffy ponies, Fluttershy would. She would keep whole herds of them and it would break her heart every time a dozen or so wandered into the Everfree forest and got eaten. |