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Anonymous
#1399045
2 months ago
ok i know i should ignore this but ive got to ask wtf is under him a blood bag or something?
PandaSennin
#1399102
2 months ago
Not Martini man. He's a good fluffy.
Anonymous
#1399105
2 months ago
It's a trace of blood from his cut body part. I think he is swinging around or something.
lordanubis
#1399129
2 months ago
It's his barely attached penis. What the fuck
Anonymous
#1399136
2 months ago
@102
Martini is fucking Marty Sue.
Fluffy pony who can use magic, eat, fuck other fluffies, owners didn't abuse him, protect him and take care of him.
He must die slowly and painfully.
Anonymous
#1399157
2 months ago
Is the next edit going to be BIG MAN raping him? It seems like the next step here.
Simlun
#1399207
2 months ago
Martini, a good guy? The guy rapes fluffies for treats.
Anonymous
#1399251
2 months ago
@simlun
I know raping fluffies for treats is funny and pretty damn cute and all but he's no hero unless he killed them afterwards then he would be a pretty awesome guy. but for now he's just a little funny fuck that rapes vermin for cookies.
eleven
#1399266
2 months ago
finally, martini gets what he deserves
Anonymous
#1399771
2 months ago
It took this long for martini abuse? Ya'll slippin' but I still like you anyway.
deathproofpony
#1400021
2 months ago
Wow - look at all the butthurt in here. Fucking laughing my ass off at you crying bitches.
deathproofpony
#1400025
2 months ago
and you retards STILL haven't gotten the color right.

Until you do, this is just some random watermelon-colored fluffy. So it AIN'T Martini.

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
sigh
#1400061
2 months ago
You're taking far too much pleasure in their fail dpp.
Anonymous
#1400686
2 months ago
what is this i don't even
Anonymous
#1401207
2 months ago
#1400021
You should type that you don't care several times more to show that you don't care, fucking luvfag.
nasir6r
#1402054
2 months ago
@ like, everybody
Martini isn't a mary sue. He got beat the fuck out of once (actually, many times, especially in his past), got raped once, got almost raped again, was almost burned alive (twice) and has a really bad short-term memory ("Get cookie: forget bad thing").
The only reason why he survives is because he has enough intelligence to understand that dumb, selfish fuckhead fluffies and uppity smarties get The Table, and because he does what he's told.

Also: 'rape' only exists with humans. There's no such thing as 'rape' in the animal kingdom, only forced sex. (Go youtube any video of ducks or cats mating, you'll see. Heck a male cat holds the female down by the back of the neck while he fucks her!). Unlike ducks or cats, and, hell, unlike alot of humans, Martini actually cares about the females he breeds with, and becomes sad when they or their foals are hurt.

He has a modicum of magic (which some fluffies do), a slightly bigger brain than most fluffies, and is a good breeder. That's all the 'super power' he has.

So, deathproofpony: Keep on making Martini stories, they're awesome and not mindless abuse.

@ people who think Martini is a rapist: Go watch cats and ducks fuck. Not rape: just nature. Same with these fictional bags of fluff.
Anonymous
#1402170
2 months ago
^ I don't care about rape, but Martini is typical Mary Sue.
Almost burned sounds weak when owners dismember any other pony every five seconds.

He is smart (smart fluffy pony for fuck sake), have good memory (can remember what happened years ago) and can use magic. And another trait is that everyone in the story love Mary Sue character, so owners just love Martini.

And of course the author never harm him. Because Martini is so kewl original character (don't steal!). He is so goffic!
nasir6r
#1402923
2 months ago
^
He is smart<<

For a fluffy. He can count to 5. That's hardly 'smart', really

have good memory<<

But a really shitty short-term memory.

and can use magic<<

Not without getting a bad headache.

And another trait is that everyone in the story love Mary Sue character<<

Brett Hipster doesn't. Neither did THE SCOTT. BIGMAN and Frank like him, but both for different reasons- BIGMAN has legitimate feelings for him and affection. Frank just likes that he's a good breeder

And of course the author never harm him. <<

Except for being burned, shoved into a toilet, raped up the ass, beaten up...probably more later on as well.

Because Martini is so kewl original character (don't steal!). He is so goffic!<<

While we hardcore disagree, props for the "My immortal" reference!
Anonymous
#1404913
2 months ago
Where's BIG MAN?!!?! JIM!!! Where are you?!?!?!?!
lol.
Oi! I like Martini! He's a good fluffy. One of the few fluffy ponies I don't want to see get brutally murdered.
combathandgunner
#1408133
2 months ago
Martini's sentience IS NOT comparable to a humans. He is just a simple minded animal, who has no control over his life, or situation. He's just trying to survive human brutality by being compliant. He has no other choice, but to be tortured, and die horribly at their hands if he doesn't comply. Witch will happen soon anyway, from the looks of it. His, and the other fluffy's troubled nightmare existence is caused EXCLUSIVLY by humans. So it's wrong to project human morals, "which are a fucking joke anyway" onto a simple innocent little animal with the cognitive abilities of a toddler, who never chose to be in this situation anyway.