
| Anonymous #1394664 2 months ago |
Oh MY! |
| Offensive #1394665 2 months ago |
Ooh!
>Candy Aaaw... |
| Theopticals #1394669 2 months ago |
Good, now I can act out my pony fantasties. |
| Chance #1394673 2 months ago |
inb4 i use it as a dildo |
| Anonymous #1394674 2 months ago |
What kind of sick fuck thought this up? |
| RandomFanguy #1394679 2 months ago |
I can be a unicorn.
WAIT! I CAN BE MOLESTIA! |
| Gundlach #1394685 2 months ago |
*licks the bottom and sticks it to my forehead*
I'm a unicorn! *hurr durr* |
| Anonymous #1394693 2 months ago |
Cause ya can't get actual unicorn horn these days. In medieval times merchants sold unicorn horns in large multitudes that are wealthy because of the medicinal value and magical properties of the horn, thus it was on high demand.
The unicorns were driven to extinction do to over-hunting and the merchants had to sell Narwhal horns as Unicorn horns to continue their business. |
| Molestia #1394702 2 months ago |
Dildo. |
| Modeabel #1394735 2 months ago |
That's Celestia's horn O_O |
| Gundlach #1394739 2 months ago |
Hey Molestia!
*nervously tries to pull the horn my head; but its stuck* |
| Gundlach #1394756 2 months ago |
*off of my head |
| Takanuva #1394833 2 months ago |
>inb4 role-playing |
| MelodyChannel #1395973 2 months ago |
I'm a little late but this is the best dildo I've ever seen |
| Jarntazecht #1427226 1 month ago |
Is that white chocolate? |