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| Anonymous #1385300 2 months ago |
Oh man, why are you hurting magical negro gay-Bruno?
His twenty foot inch-long prehensile snake tail will however live on. |
| Anonymous #1385351 2 months ago |
Whoever wrote this must be a furiously butthurt person. |
| lordanubis #1385396 2 months ago |
Butthurt from all the Bruno rapings |
| Tabula_Rojo #1385453 2 months ago |
he'll be back |
| Shaggy #1385668 2 months ago |
@351
Someone vandalized CodenameOne's stories with Bruno so it's only right. |
| PhilSrobeighn #1385681 2 months ago |
I thought it was established now that Bruno is either a) dead and replaced by robots or
b) live and every time he is killed it is actually a Bruno-bot. |
| Shaggy #1385688 2 months ago |
I just read the story and it's spot on, Bruno outside what people made him into is no better than the people that murder fluffy ponies for no reason. If the world of fluffies in CodenameOne's world then killing it would be merciful. He shouldn't have to take care of it just because some loon planted it in his house. |
| Shaggy #1385692 2 months ago |
I mean if the world in his universe treat fluffies like vermin then it's a mercy kill, but that wasn't stated nor relevant. |
| Anonymous #1385925 2 months ago |
What about the poorest victim of all?
What happened to the most noble of them all, the PS3? Did he live?! |
| Shaggy #1385971 2 months ago |
@925
I hope so, my PS3 is on my desk and I'm glad I didn't read that part out loud. |
| Anonymous #1386167 2 months ago |
...sigh.
There goes Bruno's innocence. You know, when I created Bruno he wasn't gay, he wasn't black, and sure as hell he didn't crave "dickings". He was pretty much a fluffy pony vigilante, just because I was starting to get bored of using standard characters as "abuse-maulers" (I used Heavy, dr. Blackjack and even Bizarro before deciding to make an OC). In my original concept, he was pretty much a merc re-trained to take out abusers in the most horrible way possible. His real name was Clive, and he took his war name from an old comedy character, "Sister Bruno of Our Lady of Unfortunate Namings". Yeah, a nun. Then, of course, internet being internet, everything spun out of control, even when I decided to effectively retire Bruno as I was appreciating fluffylove stories (also, Shaggy asked politely). I just have to point out something: when I wrote bruno endings I tried to be creative. I'm not offended by people perverting him, I'm offended by people going "Urr, gay bruno, glah glag glah". Be fucking creative for once, instead of using "gay" as an insult, okay? |
| Anonymous #1386498 2 months ago |
Bruno makes for a good plot device. Unfortunately, most just write him as some mary sue serial killer who punishes those who had every right to abuse their fluffies. |
| Anonymous #1386548 2 months ago |
...Anon6167 here.
I wanted to apologize for my earlier outburst. Had a pretty rough day, and I was pretty angry at the OP's treatment of a character I've pretty much grown attached to. As for why I'm so hell-bent on creativity and why I built so many details for what would otherwise be a throw-away revengefic OC (I must admit, Bruno started like this), it's because I write as a side job, so I just can't help fleshing up a character, no matter how minor he may be. Professional quirk, you know. |
| Anonymous #1386564 2 months ago |
You liked Black Bruno, and so do we.
Magical negro Bruno with superlong prehensile penis is the only true Bruno. Aside from that, your Bruno-add-on to other stories were shitty, because you made them after getting your jimmies rustled. If you really are writing as a side job, then you should know that you shouldn't let your emotions get over you. Especially if the stuff you're responding to with your revenge-add-on was written to get you riled up in the first place. |
| Anonymous #1386615 2 months ago |
@6564 I must admit that you have a point there.
...in the second part, at least (magical gay negro Bruno always sounded really silly to me). That's one of the many reasons why I retired Bruno, actually: the "revenge-bit" and "counter-revenge-bit" spiel was quickly becoming childish, even if I tried to add some over-the-top funny bits just to spice things up (where did you think Og the gorilla came from in the first place?). Still, as I said, you got a point there: Bruno was pretty much a lowbrow work, maybe because I was mainly writing him down to vent. You know, to soothe my nerves (my MAIN job, sadly, is what can be described as "cubicle monkey"), not to write a new literary masterpiece. ...someday probably I'll write some Bruno stuff, just as closure and to flesh him up. I mean up there, not in the comments, of course. Wonder how it'll come out. |