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| Glord #1382539 2 months ago |
inb4 or after shitstorm |
| Glord #1382541 2 months ago |
Also, this I would be more okay with. |
| Yorec #1382543 2 months ago |
But lighting a stick of dynamite thinking its a candle isn't a Jackass Stunt. Having them trying to cross a room full of tasers and cattle prods is a Jackass stunt.
Someone draw that. |
| NightJack #1382544 2 months ago |
Ya, if they deserve it as much as people say then let karma do it's work. |
| Anonymous #1382546 2 months ago |
This is actually a better Idea.
I would feel less sorry for them and actually laugh if more fluffy pony abuse was actually self-inflicted. |
| Yorec #1382547 2 months ago |
I demand a Fluffy Johnny Knoxville!! |
| Arne #1382551 2 months ago |
Yes! This! More death/serious injury from stupidity... less pointless and unrealistic abuse. |
| Appleloosa #1382561 2 months ago |
God Tier: Fluffy dies due to its own stupidity
Good Tier: Fluffy is punished and/or abused because of its own carelessness/stupidity OK Tier: Fluffy Pony herd/property invading fluffies are killed in several different ways Shitty Tier: Hugbox Circlejerk |
| Anonymous #1382564 2 months ago |
Sir, fluffy ponies are jokes in themselves. There's an innate humor about something as cuddly and benign as a fluffy pone existing alongside excruciating hardship.
So why would we worry about the 'means'? The 'end' is always the same - snuff. |
| The_Mungoman #1382570 2 months ago |
This is actually a rather good idea. I'll think about some good scenarios for stories... |
| Impious #1382575 2 months ago |
SHOOT THEM OUT OF A POTATO GUN
WRITE THE FUCKING FIC ALREADY |
| Festefolly #1382579 2 months ago |
^ I think there was one like that on /mlp/, but it's probably lost to the endless catacombs of 404 by now. |
| Glord #1382583 2 months ago |
I'm sure I can think of an argument to your last sentence anon 564, but I just don't feel like it right now. |
| Impious #1382589 2 months ago |
I can see it now, lawdy lawdy. A guy gets mad at his neighbor, notices the herd of fluffies on his lawn, and kills them man with a fluffy to the face. The resulting explosion destroys the entire block. Fluffy pony dies. |
| Festefolly #1382591 2 months ago |
^ how convenient. |
| Glord #1382593 2 months ago |
@Impious
....What? |
| NightJack #1382596 2 months ago |
@Anon564: Because the end doesn't always justify the means. |
| Anonymous #1382597 2 months ago |
^ That reminds me of the one with the owner killing a 1920's gangster with a fluffy magic blast. That one was funny as hell. |
| Festefolly #1382599 2 months ago |
Fluffies are the size of potatoes, right?
I always head-cannoned that they were between the size of giant rats and vertically-challenged cats. |
| NightJack #1382611 2 months ago |
^ Seems a pregnant fluffy is the size of a basketball or at lest what I've seen. |
| Impious #1382616 2 months ago |
597
Fluffies accidentally killing people -whether directly or by association- is just as funny as meaningless fluffy abuse. As in, hilarious. |
| Festefolly #1382617 2 months ago |
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| Glord #1382618 2 months ago |
I like the comment on deviantART about them building up static electricity.
That could be entertaining to watch. |
| Festefolly #1382621 2 months ago |
^ Well, that's just embarrassing. |
| NightJack #1382626 2 months ago |
@Glord: I know, I made a comment that it would be funny for some fluffies to build up static and shock all sorts of things and each other but seems most people hate the idea from the fact they may use it as a means of defense... |
| Appleloosa #1382639 2 months ago |
@599
No, they're not. Here's a realistic depiction of what a fluffy pony would look like: 
They're the same size as a dog actually. |
| Glord #1382640 2 months ago |
Idiot fags will be idiot fags.
And after the hooman that grabbed them falls over dead, the fluffy runs off scared, not knowing what happened to the hooman, and rams into another fluffy, electrocuting each other, causing a massive chain reaction in the herd. These things would make awesome Pokemon. |
| Glord #1382644 2 months ago |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPLELOOSA!!!!
You enjoy people thinking you're an emotionless bastard, don't you. |
| NightJack #1382645 2 months ago |
Leave it to the guys that think anyone that doesn't outright abuse fluffies are "luvfags' to hate an idea that would be amusing for the simple fact it may give the fluffies a means to protect themselves. |
| BigMax #1382650 2 months ago |
"Hi, I'm Pony Knoxville, and this is Jackass" |
| Festefolly #1382654 2 months ago |
outb4 butthurt banquet
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| Glord #1382661 2 months ago |
@Festefolly
That makes me laugh more than it should. |
| lordanubis #1382672 2 months ago |
@impious I already wrote that. It ended in hugbox love the first time. The second time it launched a bratty fluffy into the sky at 70mph. |
| Appleloosa #1382682 2 months ago |
@Glord
Well, I was just show our new fellow what fluffy ponies look like. They're not as tiny or as cuddling as some luvfags wanted them to be. |
| Appleloosa #1382685 2 months ago |
^showing* |
| NightJack #1382688 2 months ago |
Actually Appleloosa I tend to see more abuse stories depict fluffy as smaller. |
| Yorec #1382689 2 months ago |
Appleloosa@1382682 said: They look pretty cuddly to me, they just need a good bath is all. |
| NightJack #1382694 2 months ago |
In fact I see more "luvfags" depict them as the size of a house cat. |
| Appleloosa #1382709 2 months ago |
@NightJack
What are you smoking man? Most of the stories depict them as they are on Ginger Fig's pictures. |
| NightJack #1382721 2 months ago |
^ Oh ya, having a fluffy that big and most of the time fitting in one hand, I MUST be smoking something... |
| NightJack #1382723 2 months ago |
^ The art shows it more like what you say but with the stories it's the other way around. |
| Appleloosa #1382737 2 months ago |
@NightJack
They don't fit in one hand in like 99% of the stories, they can be grabbed by their scruff fluff, which is different. |
| NightJack #1382745 2 months ago |
@Appleloosa: Yet they can fit in small containers that not even a dog can fit in. |
| Anonymous #1382756 2 months ago |
Fluffy ponies are still smarter than Futashy. Why isn't there any fic of her being killed? |
| NightJack #1382763 2 months ago |
^ Then your saying Fluffy ponies are smarter then dog? That's how smart Futashy is according to CL haters. |
| NightJack #1382766 2 months ago |
^^ And that's odd as most think of fluffy ponies as being dumber then dogs... |
| Anonymous #1382767 2 months ago |
NightJack@1382763 said: Yeah, Fluffy pony's are smarter than a dog. They can talk. And dogs do worse shit in real life than any of these fluffy ponies do in these fanfics. Futahsy only "talks" to other "dogs," and never to her "owners." |
| Narko #1382769 2 months ago |
Hey Nightjack, I don't hate CartoonLion, Her work is great and I love her style. But Futashy is really strange and I don't like it.
Futashy =/= Cartoonlion |
| NightJack #1382776 2 months ago |
@Narko: I didn't say you had to hate Cartoonlion to hate Futashy, just that I tend to see haters of CL to be the ones to talk about how unintelligent Futashy is. |
| Anonymous #1382790 2 months ago |
NightJack@1382776 said: ... Who the fuck is Cartoonlion? Futashy is stupid, there's no getting around that. She dumber than the fluffy ponies, that's for sure. I don't even get the appeal of Futashy. Dogs and equines don't last that long in sex (like, 30 seconds tops) and then they just lay there, and then their done. How is that sexy and not gross and stupid? Why would you keep a creature like that? Why do people like OOC shit like that? |
| Appleloosa #1382796 2 months ago |
@NightJack
An adult fluffy pony occupy almost in entire pet carrier, just like a dog. Your headcanon must be a little bit messed. |
| NightJack #1382969 2 months ago |
@Anon790: Cartoonlion is the astist that crated Futashy.
@Appleloosa: I see more often multiple adult fluffies fitting in one pet carrier, and no it's not my headcanon of fluffies, in mine they are about the size of a cat or small dog. |
| Anonymous #1386420 2 months ago |
Another butthurt anon complaining about fluffies being ruined.
Because abuse increasing their popularity and saving them from a luvfag hugbox circle jerk is somehow not the best thing to happen to fluffies since...ever. |
| Anonymous #1389815 2 months ago |
@420
Because it isn't, it's more cliche than spinning newspapers. |