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Anonymous
#1378471
2 months ago
We are magicians!

BUM BA DA BUM BUM BUM BUM!
LaupNamron
#1378498
2 months ago
Oh oh! I got it! Twilight uses a spell to bring Star Swirl the Bearded out of book and it turns out he's a huge jerk!
marioandsonic
#1378518
2 months ago
I NEED SPELLS! SPELLS TO CATCH MARE-DO-WELL!
ZePassionateOne
#1378521
2 months ago
I would love this so much, oh so much.

It's pretty awesome that he portrays Tenzin in The Legend of Korra.
Anonymous
#1378544
2 months ago
No matter what role he's in, I always imagine him as Vern Schillinger, the neo-nazi rapist from OZ.
Anonymous
#1378549
2 months ago
JK Simmons voicing anyone would be a accepted.
Anonymous
#1378553
2 months ago
Star Swirl: Does anybody care what I want?!
Twilight: I do!
Star Swirl: Shut up. Get out.
marioandsonic
#1378559
2 months ago
@ZePassionateOne

Wait, really?!

Wow, I seriously did not know that.
CogWeaver
#1378592
2 months ago
SS: "Welcome, gentlemen, to Canterlot Industries. Unicorns, Pegasai, Earth Ponies: you're here because we want the best and you are it. So, who is ready to make some Magic?
Twi: "I am!"
SS: "Ha. Now you already met one another on the Limo ride over so let me introduce myself - I'm Starswirl the Bearded, I own the place. that eager voice you heard is the lovely Twilight, my assistant. Rest assured she has transfered your honorarium to the charitable organisation of your choice, isn't that right Twi?
Twi: "Yes sir mister Starswirl!"
SS: "She's the backbone of this facility, pretty as a postcard too. Sorry fellas, she's married - to magic!"

My goodness I want this to be a reality SO. HARD.
BimbrowniaDash
#1378606
2 months ago
...I'm going to to get my wizards to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Psychopomf
#1378687
2 months ago
Starswirl the Bearded here!

I'll tell you, you know what's the number one threat to security? Ha ha. Definately not griffons anymore thanks to those pesky wars a hundred and fifty years ago! Those things are almost extinct.

Nope I'm talking about changelings. Nasty buggers that can take on the appearance of almost any pony. They could look like you! They could look like me! As you can imagine this means a problem! So the mage boys down at the lab have cooked up an anti-changeling field. Any kind of body or illusion altering magics is instantly vaporized!

Also probably the wielder of said magics. So turn off any glamours you might have on making you prettier when you go into the next test chamber! Or don't. We might find something out for Magic!

We're done here.
DreihornKing
#1380140
2 months ago
...Why can't I NOT hear all those quotes in Simmons' voice?

Doesn't matter if he's voicing Starswirl the Bearded. Make. Him. Guest. Star!